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Offline Charabzhahb

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3000 on: September 30, 2007, 06:00:23 PM »
Aww, whose turn is it to haul out the passed out people?
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Offline Jack Tarr

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3001 on: September 30, 2007, 08:35:31 PM »
No worries mate! I'll get this one. 

*Picks ParrrrTay up in a fireman's carry and takes her to the back room.  O:-)
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3002 on: September 30, 2007, 08:41:27 PM »
*Unhappy with the light in the tavern, and being really drunk, NL decides to install dimmer switches all over the bar. While installing the first switch everyone looks at him going " WTF dude? " , and he's like " Whaaaat?" . * *After a short while he collapses unconscious in a severe coma. *
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3003 on: September 30, 2007, 09:16:54 PM »
Dibs.

*rips of NL's arm, and begans eating it.*

Anybody want some? No? Ok, more for me.
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Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3004 on: September 30, 2007, 09:40:29 PM »
hey dano was the 3000th post in case you havent noticed! 3000 more drinks to all!
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3005 on: September 30, 2007, 10:32:52 PM »
* Neil! buys a round for all the girlies and punches out a larger man because he didn't like the look of him.
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Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3006 on: September 30, 2007, 11:31:14 PM »
hey, you could make agood boxer! and i make good manager, of course, ill need 10% of all earnings if you do become a boxer and im your manager! :fight:
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3007 on: October 01, 2007, 12:01:31 AM »
*starts to say something, but then close's his mouth*

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3008 on: October 01, 2007, 02:43:08 AM »
*Panda-slaps Bara for being shy.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3009 on: October 01, 2007, 02:45:44 AM »
*Taco puts on Panda gloves*

Panda-slaps Alger to give him a taste of his own medicine
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3010 on: October 01, 2007, 02:54:43 AM »
*Double panda-slaps Taco for being smart. Gives him a third for being Taco.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3011 on: October 01, 2007, 03:20:02 AM »
*After being panda slapped Taco falls flat on the ground... turns out it was a cardboard cut out of Taco*

*The real Taco Panda-slaps Alger for lack of depth perception and then sells him to the zoo*

In a round about way Alger bought the next round, drink well everybody!
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3012 on: October 01, 2007, 03:35:22 AM »
* Neil! doses everyones drinks with a bit of "sunshine"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3013 on: October 01, 2007, 04:07:31 AM »
Great, the walls are melting the ceiling is frozen and the atomic bungalow elves want me to follow their tennis racket god to enlightenment.... thanks Neil!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #3014 on: October 01, 2007, 04:12:37 AM »
*Sulking in a zoo cage.

F*cking Taco.
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