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Offline Ess

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2925 on: September 25, 2007, 05:59:45 PM »
*Ess bites off cheese statue's big toe*

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2926 on: September 25, 2007, 11:28:59 PM »
That was a load bearing leg!

*The cheese statue falls on Taco burying him in delicious grilled cheese sandwiches*

It's true what they say... be careful what you wish for.
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Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2927 on: September 26, 2007, 01:05:33 AM »
meanwhile, back at the bar...

hey i wonder where those guys went?

who cares keep drinking!!!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2928 on: September 26, 2007, 05:32:55 AM »
Welp, I believe I'm finished with the mystical land of grilled cheese sandwiches for now... wonder what other portals I can open *Taco flips through the portal guide stored in his robotic brain* Woah! Why didn't I try this one earlier!

*Taco opens a portal to the scantly clad land of age appropriate ladies and closes the portal... this dimension is just for Taco*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2929 on: September 26, 2007, 06:24:20 AM »
With Taco gone, the Panda was able to feast on his remaining stash of delicious grilled cheese. And the Panda was smart! He took an anti-venom so that he could be able to feast in peace without the foolish Taco saying, "Oh! The sandwiches are poisoned. You die." Oh no! that would not be happening this time.
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2930 on: September 26, 2007, 09:08:09 AM »
NL challenges the panda to a drinking contest : who can drink the most water without leaving for the bathroom wins a 1000 gallon barrel of water . ( I just didn't sleep much last night...sorry for the idea )
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2931 on: September 26, 2007, 01:38:42 PM »
Oh, the anti-venom was double poisoned  :-P Silly Panda
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2932 on: September 26, 2007, 02:12:19 PM »
The door to the Tavern bursts open to reveal Alana lowering her booted foot, apparently having just kicked it in for the sheer pleasure of the task.

"Hello, everyone!  Rum all around!" she shouts as the small casks being borne on the backs of the man-slaves following her inside are passed around.  "I've been on a long journey this past week and a half, and I've rum to spare.  Drink up, me hearties!"
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2933 on: September 26, 2007, 03:05:19 PM »
*sits with Allama at the bar* And where did this journey take you not so stranger?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2934 on: September 26, 2007, 05:06:23 PM »
"Oh, such places I've been!  Such wonders I've seen as you couldn't imagine!"  The combined scents of incense and sherry emanate from Alana as she speaks, though she seems not to have noticed.  "I've seen the glory of the setting sun on the pyramids of Giza, I've lain at the feet of the Christ on the Hill, I've walked the Great Wall from end to end, I've discovered the resting place of the fabled gardens o..."

Her speech is cut short as she keels over onto the bar, an unfinished glass of rum still barely upright in her left hand, dribbling slowly onto the floor.
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Offline Ess

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2935 on: September 26, 2007, 06:01:54 PM »
Poor girl must be plum tuckered out! 

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 :clap: for man-slaves and rum!!   :-P
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2936 on: September 26, 2007, 06:38:05 PM »
Alana perks back up at the sound of Ess' beautiful words and orders her man-slaves to escort her to a comfy corner table with a couch to lounge on.

"Anyone who wishes to join me, please do.  Drinks at this table are on me."
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Offline Ess

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2937 on: September 26, 2007, 06:41:30 PM »
*hops onto a lounger nearby*

You look tense, Alana.  Should get one of your man-slaves to rub the tenseness out of your neck and shoulders!

Could I borrow one for a foot massage?!  :D

Got any doing that fan and grapes thang??   :-P
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2938 on: September 26, 2007, 07:35:33 PM »
*follows Alana at the table* . You seem to have been all around the world and i envy you but tell me, have you found the true Stairway to Heaven?
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2939 on: September 26, 2007, 08:22:24 PM »
Wait, did i die? i missed a lot, didnt i? ahhhhhhh
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