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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 187327 times)

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2910 on: September 24, 2007, 05:04:15 AM »
*Taco opens a portal to the mystical land of grilled cheese sandwiches and runs in to feed on the many grilled cheese sandwiches to be found*

Come on everybody, it's delicious in here!
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2911 on: September 24, 2007, 02:17:48 PM »
mmmmm yummy * NL jumps through the portal and starts eating all the grilled sandwiches while cheese virgins feed him grapes*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2912 on: September 24, 2007, 09:10:20 PM »
i freaking hate cheese
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Offline Ess

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2913 on: September 24, 2007, 09:30:30 PM »
Cheese is da bomb! 

*dives in*

 Yummers!

Got any cream of mushroom soup?? 

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2914 on: September 24, 2007, 09:55:57 PM »
There's a spigot in the side of that tree that provides CoM soup. Enjoy =D
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Offline Ess

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2915 on: September 24, 2007, 10:39:48 PM »
Cool!! 

*opens spigot and fills glass*

*dips cheese sammich in glass of soup* 

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Offline Orion Alpha Ac-43

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2916 on: September 24, 2007, 11:36:04 PM »
Asian turkey burgers, mannicotti, lhasa spicy chicken ??? Booze???
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2917 on: September 25, 2007, 01:40:04 AM »
There's spigots for all those things as well in the mystical land of grilled cheese sandwiches. The first three are in the side of that gnome over there and the beer spigot is in that keg
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2918 on: September 25, 2007, 03:02:55 AM »
What a marvelous invention!  A spigot for the beer keg.  If our scientist would've thought of that earlier we'd have had a much easier time getting the beer into our mugs!

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2919 on: September 25, 2007, 03:10:16 AM »
but you know what one with like 4 spigots for party stands would be a great idea
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2920 on: September 25, 2007, 05:36:51 AM »
If you need more spigots just turn that tap on that fish tank and spigots will come out. SPIGOTS FOR EVERYONE!

And Latagon, before the invention of spigots the keg was just a big glass with a lid on it... I think there's something to be learned from that ancient wisdom   ;)
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2921 on: September 25, 2007, 04:43:17 PM »
*Larry walks into the tavern and notices the portal*

Hey, what's through here? Cheese? Pah!

*seals the portal and orders a drink*
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Offline ParrrrTay

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2922 on: September 25, 2007, 04:51:10 PM »
*tilts head under the spigot for the beer keg and turns it on*
Gulp, gulp, gulp.....burp!
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Offline Ess

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2923 on: September 25, 2007, 05:47:00 PM »
Hey!  You got some on me!  :P

*wipes blouse* 

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2924 on: September 25, 2007, 05:58:47 PM »
OMG! Larry you've trapped us all in the mystical land of grilled cheese sandwiches!!! Thanks man! *Taco builds a statue of Larry out of grilled cheese sandwiches*
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