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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2895 on: September 22, 2007, 02:30:31 AM »
*Taco shoots Bara square between the eyes*

Yeah, that's it a single bullet. Can't I just take it easy and not always have to find elaborate or entertaining ways to kill Bara?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2896 on: September 22, 2007, 02:56:05 AM »
no it not as fun you must think of a overly elaborate way for each time
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Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2897 on: September 22, 2007, 06:33:34 PM »
*comes in and starts dancing for change*
trout is accepted too!!! :trout:
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Offline Orion Alpha Ac-43

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2898 on: September 22, 2007, 09:02:03 PM »
 :h:  HIPPO RAMPAGE  :whip:

Beer please
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2899 on: September 22, 2007, 09:59:34 PM »
Have you ever smacked a Hippo with a trout? Or a trout with a hippo? Oh..and here is your beer.

*Tosses the Hippo Rampager a beer.*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2900 on: September 22, 2007, 10:38:12 PM »
*walks in through the front door*

ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2901 on: September 22, 2007, 11:41:01 PM »
*Taco starts a golf ball rolling down a track. The golf ball collides with a lit candle which begins to burn a string. The string lets loose and a boxing glove on a pivot arm hits a lever which sends a dart flying. The dart hits the bulls eye on the electric dartboard causing lights to flash on and off. The electric current activates a fan which blows a small boat with a pin on it's mast to crash into a balloon. The balloon pops startling a chicken and it lays an egg. The egg rolls down a ramp releasing a switch which drops a banana into a monkey cage. The monkey eats the banana and throws the peel by the door. Bara slips on the peel and cracks his skull open killing him*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2902 on: September 23, 2007, 12:59:37 AM »
nice goldberg device bartender get this man a drink
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2903 on: September 23, 2007, 01:17:14 PM »
*walks in threw the front door*

You know, if taco is a hippy (or hippe or whatever it is) then why does he take pleasure in killing me?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2904 on: September 23, 2007, 09:18:10 PM »
Hippie (Highly Intelligent Person Pursuing Interesting Endevours)

And it's not that I take pleasure in killing you, it's that I want to make the tavern better for everybody. Killing you seems to be about the best way to achieve that goal.

*Taco takes a drink of vodka*
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Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2905 on: September 23, 2007, 09:42:56 PM »
*gets enough change for a few drinks and some ammo for taco, leaves, gets the ammo, gives it to taco and buys a drink while getting ready to watch taco get his gun out and blow bara's brains out.*

go get em' taco! ill het the janitor on speed dial!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2906 on: September 23, 2007, 09:45:15 PM »
No need for a janitor, I can just nuke the tavern so it rebuilds and is again pristine.

*Taco shoots Bara in the kneecaps and hands. Leaving him for someone else to finish off*
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Offline mantorman

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2907 on: September 23, 2007, 09:48:32 PM »
pain! :clap: ill finish him with my whip! :whip:
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2908 on: September 23, 2007, 11:27:29 PM »
shoots bara multiple times with the .500
haha thats fun
returns to the vodka drinking
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2909 on: September 23, 2007, 11:45:11 PM »
*Breaks Bara's arm with a cleverly placed Swirling Panda Bamboo Strike Attack.
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