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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2865 on: September 17, 2007, 05:57:20 PM »
Sorry Bara, but the National Tacographic Crew is currently in Brazil doing an investigation into the question of Brazilians reproducing by laying soccer balls. They'll be there for months I'm afraid as Brazilians are very secretive about their soccer ball hives.

*Takes has a round of the Vodka and then uses a high powered phase cannon to vaporize Bara* Hey, at least I didn't cut him up again.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2866 on: September 17, 2007, 06:09:18 PM »
GOD DANG IT! IT WILL TAKE EVEN LONGER FOR ME TO REBUILD ME SELF!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2867 on: September 17, 2007, 06:29:54 PM »
Takes a deep breath.
"I am getting bored here. DON`T make me get bored."
Snaps his fingers and instantly recreates Barakarin at the same time erecting a IGNORE-shield around them both. Anything directed at anyone inside the shield is simply ignored.
And there is no way in or out until it is disengaged by the one who created it.
"Now maybe I can find some time to talk with people here.And have a drink in peace"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2868 on: September 17, 2007, 09:58:43 PM »
*The ignore shield ignores itself and thus ceases to exist*
*Taco dances on the Bara particles preventing them from ever reforming*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2869 on: September 17, 2007, 10:40:04 PM »
uhh taco....your stepping on my crap paraticles....
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2870 on: September 17, 2007, 11:20:45 PM »
lets make a some cement outta bara and then make statue 
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2871 on: September 17, 2007, 11:47:33 PM »
should we make it a statue of bara? or someone else?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2872 on: September 17, 2007, 11:58:19 PM »
i dont know how bout  :h:
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2873 on: September 18, 2007, 12:55:20 AM »
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I was trying for the whole word hippo, but I got bored with it, lol      :shrug:
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2874 on: September 18, 2007, 01:38:31 AM »
did more than i would have
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2875 on: September 18, 2007, 02:02:12 AM »
We should make a statue of Bara being kicked in the balls. It'll be a monument to small targets producing big effects. As for stepping on the crap particles... meh... shit happens.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2876 on: September 18, 2007, 03:50:09 AM »
yes lets do it
makes cement with the bara dust
here lets get to work
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2877 on: September 18, 2007, 05:19:56 PM »
*Taco builds the statue and adds flowing tears making this more of a fountain then a statue*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2878 on: September 18, 2007, 08:56:36 PM »
Guys, i still dont understand something. if im a statuce, wont i die, and just walk through the door?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2879 on: September 19, 2007, 02:20:07 AM »
no youre forever living in your own cement prison because we didnt kill you we turned you into dust like the old cartoons
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman
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