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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 233216 times)

Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2835 on: September 16, 2007, 09:09:20 PM »
"A skull shouldn't be picky. But if you want something else just say so. I think this machine has other drinks too. Anyway it will be a while until you have a body again that can hold anything in."
Looks at Baras ribs forming from his spine.
The power we hold comes from our citizens.
And they may take it away as well.


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but they do not stop where you please"

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2836 on: September 16, 2007, 09:10:36 PM »
well, im almost done forming my selketon, then it should only take a few seconds for my skin to come out.
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2837 on: September 16, 2007, 09:23:42 PM »
*watches in horror as Bara reforms*

Well, this is the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
Enigmatic Comrade of The Party

Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2838 on: September 16, 2007, 09:47:06 PM »
trust me, it can get freaker

*watches as a random old dude walks in, strips, then does the partyboy, and leaves*

See? thats freakier
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2839 on: September 16, 2007, 09:48:21 PM »
"Wanna join us in on a drink in the fresh air Larry?"

Watches while Bara reforms his inner organs.

"Ah, a non smoker. Those lungs look pretty healthy. But I think those T-Rex bite marks on his skull are gonna stay. As soon as your stomach is back what do you want for a drink?"

The power we hold comes from our citizens.
And they may take it away as well.


Economic Left/Right: -5.75
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -2.92

"War`s  begin where you will
but they do not stop where you please"

Machiavelli

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2840 on: September 16, 2007, 09:59:08 PM »
I'll be happy to join you for a drink when Bara's back to normal, but right now he's just grossing me out. I'm just gonna sit over here with the normal people for now.
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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2841 on: September 16, 2007, 10:04:41 PM »
dont worry! this shoould be done soon!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2842 on: September 16, 2007, 10:08:07 PM »
Uh-huh...

*edges away as Bara's hair begins to emerge from his scalp*
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Those who forget the pasta are doomed to reheat it.

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2843 on: September 16, 2007, 10:08:24 PM »
there is normal people in here, thats news to me
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2844 on: September 16, 2007, 10:11:10 PM »
Towile! your here! just in time to see my ears to grow!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2845 on: September 16, 2007, 10:16:53 PM »
wow i think i drank too much
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2846 on: September 16, 2007, 10:22:34 PM »
no, you havent yet. this is really happening

*looks at his arm, and the muscle begans to form on it*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2847 on: September 16, 2007, 10:26:44 PM »
then that water that hippy gave must of had acid in it aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
runs outta the bar
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2848 on: September 16, 2007, 10:28:43 PM »
I tried to warn him that it was 90% sugar and 10% water...but he wouldn't listen.
So Bara how long can you keep doing that?
“People seldom do what they believe in. They do what is convenient, then repent.” ~Bob Dylan

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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2849 on: September 16, 2007, 10:31:32 PM »
oh, it should be done after i eat
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.