The Taijitu Tavern

[Algerianbania]

"You're not going anywhere Pach!"

*Dives at Pach, grabs him around the waist, and throws him into the whiskey, shattering many bottles of Jim's.

[Bara]

*rolls towards the panda, and bits his tail*

BARFIGHT!!!!!

[Tacolicious]

*Taco throws Bara into a summoned portal leading right to a hungry T-Rex's belly*

[Bara]

*hops into the traven, having only his skull left*

you know, how come everytime something happens to me, i lose something

[Tacolicious]

*Taco enters a zen state*
Because you believe that you have something in the first place

[Bara]

Oh shut up! your a freaking taco

*a thought (OMG! A thought!) enters Baras head*

Taco....

*Eats taco*

[Tacolicious]

*Taco punches his way out through Bara's stomach, and sprays hot sauce in Bara's eyes*

If a Panda can't beat me what makes you think you have even a remote chance at it?

*Taco summons a portal and throws Bara into an alternate universe where Taco's eat people and Hamburgers are used as hats.. a mystical land known as "Rand McNalley"*

[Bara]

*yells back to taco while being sucked away*

Because i believed!  and because i placed a bomb inside of ya!

[Tacolicious]

*Taco spits out the bomb and it explodes in Alger's face*

[Cyadkuso]

*Wonders why the Taco and the Panda can not get along and make a Panda Taco...or a Taco Panda.*

[Pachamama]

"Well I say that was a waste of good whiskey"
Pachamama summons a fiery pit of Magma in which everybody drops-except of course the lovely Allama- and while they are getting burned grabs Bara`s skull and leaves before the others can reform their body's.
Aaand with such an exit he is gone.

[Bara]

I IS SAVED!

[Tacolicious]

Bara: U IS SAVED... for later use in voodoo

Cyad: There's nothing saying Tacos and Pandas can't get along. It just keeps fighting fit that we see fit to keep fighting... and as for making Taco Pandas.... ewwww...

*Taco steps out of the magma* Hey wait, this was nothing but concentrated orange juice! Thank god I grabbed the return flight tickets so I can get home from Japan.

[Pachamama]

As you guys are going to reform anyway why waste a perfectly good Magma spell if Orange juice is enough to keep you busy and distracted.
*Taste the added flavor of hot chili spiced orange juice*

Yes I kinda like Taco even if he always makes me hungry and there is no Taco restaurant in my entire city.
That's why I added chili sauce. Because it does a Taco good.


Buys Bara a coke at a vendor machine and waits for him to restructure himself.

[Bara]

i dont like soda....