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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 233225 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2790 on: September 13, 2007, 11:43:34 PM »
*runs into the front door mulpite times b eofre busting it down*

you shot my arms off
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2791 on: September 14, 2007, 01:15:57 AM »
*Breaks Bara's shooting arm with shoot.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2792 on: September 14, 2007, 01:59:26 AM »
*Taco throws Bara in a wood chipper with the output nozzle aimed right back out the door*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2793 on: September 14, 2007, 02:06:36 AM »
*High fives Taco.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2794 on: September 14, 2007, 02:13:48 AM »
your one sick taco .........high five
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2795 on: September 14, 2007, 02:46:38 AM »
I believe a wise man once said "Humanity is capable of as much atrocity as it has imagination"... some consider this a warning... I take it as a challenge  O:-)

 :panda: Why this but no animated Taco?!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2796 on: September 14, 2007, 03:36:37 AM »
Because Tacos don't move silly one.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2797 on: September 14, 2007, 03:45:10 AM »
and you have on hell of a imagination
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2798 on: September 14, 2007, 03:49:31 AM »
*Taco throws a water balloon at the panda* Did you see that movement?
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2799 on: September 14, 2007, 03:56:59 AM »
Touche my friend. Would you like a left handed slap or a right handed slap?
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2800 on: September 14, 2007, 04:40:44 AM »
*Taco fingers the button* That depends, would you like a nuclear fission blast or a nuclear fusion blast?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2801 on: September 14, 2007, 05:12:04 AM »
do it bet you wont do it do it i know you wont
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2802 on: September 14, 2007, 06:56:14 AM »
Wisest is he who knows he is not wise

*Taco nukes the tavern*
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2803 on: September 14, 2007, 02:17:12 PM »
Indestructible as always, Alana watches the Tavern re-form around her and pours herself a finger of scotch as soon as it's finished.  "A round of drinks on me to celebrate, then!"

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2804 on: September 14, 2007, 07:38:48 PM »
*walks into the tavern, unharmed*

You know, when you blew up the tavern, the piano blew up. after all, you don't think i cant see whats happening in here, right?"

*points to a camera*

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