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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2775 on: September 12, 2007, 05:11:39 PM »
"A good idea. However I must say I am a terrible singer. Usually I go about my life having people pay me large sums not to sing" ;D
"Oh and Neill. I don`t know if you already heard it. But if you come over to germany maybe we can meet. Depends were you want to go to but it may be possible"
Raises his glass "A toast then"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2776 on: September 12, 2007, 05:35:54 PM »
*Taco raises his glass* To overdone bread, better known as toast!
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2777 on: September 12, 2007, 05:51:05 PM »
no to random drunken ramblings, shootings, and i cannot forget blowing up the bar. it would be a rather boring bar without those events , and of coarse the people that call this magical place home, because what is a bar with out it loyal patrons. cheers
raises bottle of jack and starts to chug it
« Last Edit: September 12, 2007, 05:54:34 PM by towlie »
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2778 on: September 12, 2007, 05:59:18 PM »
"Aye, and what better way to continue the evening than this age-old Taijitu Tavern tradition?  Take it when I'm through, lads, ye can all make a verse!

Gather 'round, ye lads and lasses, set ya for a while,
And harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle.
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and fam'ly gone,
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song!

Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox.
Me brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in a box.
Me other brother, in the troubles, met with his demise.
Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes.

Chorus:
Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!"
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2779 on: September 12, 2007, 06:19:17 PM »
My mother from the Tower fell.
Me brother he went straight to hell
Me dady died without a dime
And for my life I coudn`t rime


Chorus:
Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2780 on: September 13, 2007, 02:39:13 AM »
*Taco calls in his oompa loompa friends to sing a song*
Oompa Loompa Doompa de bo
Drinking rum is whata I do!
Oompa Loompa Doompa de de
I woke up the next morning, high in a tree.

What did I do on the night before last?
Damned if I know, but I had a blast!

Oompa Loompa Doompa de da
You say I should quit drinking
and I just say "bah"!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2781 on: September 13, 2007, 02:40:17 AM »
I am a panda
No need for slanda
Now please won't you handa,
hand me another drink.

Al' is a lady.
Like Patrick Swayze
Stop being spacey
And hand me another drink.

Taco's a taco.
Shrimp are so jumbo.
He'll soon take a stumble
And hand me another drink.

Bara's a kid
With hair on his lid
And arms like a squid
That can hand me another drink.

His own name is Pacha.
He is your own macha.
He will soon getcha
So you can Hand me another drink.

We call this guy towlie.
He's ever so smiley.
And ever so wiley.
Hand me another drink.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2782 on: September 13, 2007, 02:46:05 AM »
Agreed: Taco is in fact... a Taco. A spicy Taco from Mexico, home of Taco kind. Raised on the streets and fighting mean but still with a heart of gold. A loaded Taco with no fear, no sanity and nothing to loose. A Taco for the next generation, A Taco with respect for the past. A Taco with dreams to live and a life of dreams and made free by force of will. A Taco hell bent of heaven and cutting the fine line between altruism and Hedonism. A Taco just as tasty by any other name and a Taco like none other.

Viva Taco! Viva la revolution! Viva life! Viva Love! Viva Taco! Viva viva vie!
*Taco it seems has been enjoying his wine in this tenuous thing known as RL*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2783 on: September 13, 2007, 07:37:58 PM »
Viva la geeks!

*drinks some gatorrade*

that hits the spot....
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2784 on: September 13, 2007, 08:03:07 PM »
"That Gatorrade goes on my tab, please. And welcome back amongst the living Mr. Barakarin."
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2785 on: September 13, 2007, 08:06:47 PM »
where was i?
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2786 on: September 13, 2007, 08:22:00 PM »
dead and the bombs didnt go off
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2787 on: September 13, 2007, 08:32:30 PM »
"Ah I think that may be because the taverns magic works only were it stands. So he reformed inside it because that`s were he was killed.
At least that`s my theory"
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2788 on: September 13, 2007, 08:39:21 PM »
he just reappers outside the door when we kill him so we would just kill him for fun it great stress relief.
whips out the .500 and shoots  bara
and watch in a bit he'll walk back in
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Offline Pachamama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2789 on: September 13, 2007, 08:52:44 PM »
"Ah yes. I can see your point."
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