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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2610 on: August 29, 2007, 10:11:14 PM »
Yay, drinks on Tanuk! I'll have a maggot cider.

*casually smacks towlie over the head with a pool cue*
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2611 on: August 30, 2007, 01:12:51 AM »
takes a bat to the back of larrys head
i couldnt use a pool cue too had to up size
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2612 on: August 30, 2007, 04:14:08 AM »
Quote from: Akka-Wakka on August 29, 2007, 03:05:47 PM
Don't worry dear, they're all gone now-

Oh wait, there's one more

*BANG*

All gone :)

*Akka-Wakka (The Fozzie Bar) hand's Allama croc skin hand bag.

My pet Crocs! Why you monster! All they wanted to do was live in peace and attack competitors in roller derby... and you took that away from them!

*Taco summons the vengeful ghosts of his slain crocs and puts a voodoo curse on Akka-Wakka and any who use the skins of the fallen crocs for fashion*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2613 on: August 30, 2007, 03:12:16 PM »
"Oh, drinks on Akka?  I'll have an electric lemonade, then.  Make it a blue, would you?  Thanks."
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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2614 on: August 30, 2007, 03:58:57 PM »
*Akka-Wakka hands Al' Drink and complimentary Pink Waffle

*Akka-Wakka hands Taco Pink Waffle of sorry-ness
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2615 on: August 30, 2007, 08:45:55 PM »
"I want a taco!"
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Offline Cruithne

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2616 on: August 30, 2007, 11:37:27 PM »
Oh the joy, the rapture I have my computer back so I think i want a celebratory Magners with lots and lots of ice please.
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Offline Bialy Rycesz

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2617 on: August 31, 2007, 04:30:24 AM »
I'm the new guy so I'll pull up the chair in the corner and see how things go....after buying a round for all of course :drunks:
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2618 on: August 31, 2007, 05:11:07 AM »
you mean more free booze  151 coke more 151 than coke
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2619 on: August 31, 2007, 08:20:30 AM »
Hey, new guy!

Here's a drink, and your complimentary riot shield. Things get a bit hectic around here sometimes.
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Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2620 on: August 31, 2007, 08:27:51 AM »
* The Wonderful PUR orders a pint of St. Ides

and here is a list of things you need to know.

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1. Barakarin is always wrong. try and ignore him.

2. Taco is not one to be prodded with pointed objects.

3. Everything repairs itself somehow.

4. Allama is my Wifey and i defend her honor with a mighty Kabong.

5. Most everything else is legal.
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Offline Bialy Rycesz

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2621 on: August 31, 2007, 08:31:37 AM »
thank you Larry I will gladly take it,as it sounds like I might need it :)
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"The threat is more powerful than its execution"-Emmanuel Lasker
"My vengeance is awake and she is a falcon that slumbers not till fully gorged"-Ivanhoe
"Come,the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge"-Hamlet
"It is always better to sacrifice your opponents men"-Savielly Tartakower
"Those who forget the past are comdemned to repeat it"-George Santayana
"In every enterprise consider where you would come out"-Publilius Syrus
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;The valiant never taste of death but once"-Julius Caesar

Offline Bialy Rycesz

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2622 on: August 31, 2007, 11:43:47 AM »
OK a 151 and a crooked I ,and the rules shall be respected as long as the brain is still functioning(before the black out.....lol)
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"The threat is more powerful than its execution"-Emmanuel Lasker
"My vengeance is awake and she is a falcon that slumbers not till fully gorged"-Ivanhoe
"Come,the croaking raven doth bellow for revenge"-Hamlet
"It is always better to sacrifice your opponents men"-Savielly Tartakower
"Those who forget the past are comdemned to repeat it"-George Santayana
"In every enterprise consider where you would come out"-Publilius Syrus
"Cowards die many times before their deaths;The valiant never taste of death but once"-Julius Caesar

Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2623 on: August 31, 2007, 12:58:12 PM »
*Akka-Wakka Starts building a throne out of pink waffles.

I shall build a monument to my power!!

*Akka-Wakka is hit over the head with a pool cue, but has such a high skull to brain ratio that:
a) He only has 42 brain cells
b) Is impervious to pool cues.
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2624 on: August 31, 2007, 02:42:24 PM »
Hmmm...

*Larry brings out the heavy-duty club. With a nail in it.*
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