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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2490 on: August 21, 2007, 04:03:43 PM »
*Taco releases the logic bots which begin assaulting Max with various questions*

What is the meaning and medium of life?
If a tree falls in the forest is my tent alright?
What is the shape of nothingness?
Where is thought and can we truly be said to own our own thoughts or do they own us?

*The questions continue long into the night. The logic bots begin to question the answers given and the cycle continues*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2491 on: August 21, 2007, 04:05:16 PM »
*Bara sets down the riot shield*

Man, that hurts after a while.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2492 on: August 21, 2007, 04:08:43 PM »
*Taco hurls a brick at Bara's face* Does that hurt too?
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2493 on: August 21, 2007, 04:16:50 PM »
*Emp offers Al' another drink from the bunker's bar and closes the sound-proofed inner blast door up to the hatch in the basement floor.*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2494 on: August 21, 2007, 04:29:58 PM »
The power Christ compels you!

*grabs the mid air brick and beats taco senseless with it*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2495 on: August 21, 2007, 04:30:44 PM »
*Walks into the tavern, and begins to dance to imaginary music.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2496 on: August 21, 2007, 04:34:33 PM »
* Max ignores the logic-bots.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2497 on: August 21, 2007, 04:43:01 PM »
*Proceeds to slap Soly with a panda-paw.
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2498 on: August 21, 2007, 08:41:21 PM »
well know what screw this i am burning valuable drinking time bartender hook me up with something strong
gets drink and chugs it
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2499 on: August 21, 2007, 08:47:50 PM »
* Solnath is flung against the basement door. Shouting a curse at Alger, Max retaliates with half a clip.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2500 on: August 21, 2007, 10:19:54 PM »
Bara, I'd beat you senseless but that beating would be over before it ever began... So I'mma just portal you!

*Taco throws Bara through a portal... directly into the sun*
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2501 on: August 21, 2007, 10:24:02 PM »
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

*walks through the front door*

vous l'idiot, vous avez tourné mes cadres spansih agian. le retardé
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2502 on: August 21, 2007, 10:53:05 PM »
what the hell did you say
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2503 on: August 21, 2007, 11:07:47 PM »
son une longue histoire towile. vous voyez, dans les pirates contre ninjas theard, PUR m'a transformé en robot qui peut seulement parler l'espagnol. et mon nom est lozpez selon PUR, mais son non.
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Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
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Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2504 on: August 21, 2007, 11:14:13 PM »
Вы гей говорить английский мудак
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman
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