The Taijitu Tavern

[Larry]

Wuh?

*opens a portal to a more interesting dimension*

[Trey]

We're discussing what would happen if the US were to break up.  Drunk people can have really profound insight buried beneath the hiccups.

[Larry]

Ah, the US is a complicated place. I heard there's like fifty of those state things. Imagine that! Crazy!

Anyway, I assume you've stopped talking about that now?

[Bara]

*rasies his hand*

What happens to Maryland after the 2nd Civil War?

[Towlie]

hey we dont get W. Virgina that can go to Ohio and i think Maryland would be N.E. maybe or it could go to Ohio too

[Bara]

i pick N.E. most of my moms side of the family is from up there, and Canada. but the funny thing is, my mom was born in texas, but lived most of her life in new Jersey.

[New Callande]

So is there any hidden secrets in Tajitu??

[Bara]

if we told you, it wouldn't be secret

[Larry]

Well, there is one thing...

*checks to make sure Trey isn't around and whispers to Callande*

Just don't say the word 'oblivion' in the Tavern, m'kay?

[Bara]

*hears the word oblivion*

whats up with oblivion?!

[Larry]

Shut up, fool!

*staples Bara's mouth shut*

[Bara]

*rips out the staples*

oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion,oblivion!

[Larry]

*sigh*

You're lucky Trey isn't here right now.

[Meridianland]

*gives Bara a cool wet towel for his bloody staple holes*

oblivious     

[Bara]

*wipes the blood off from his staple wounds*

I feel like doing something

*barricades the Tavern*

this is good