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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 187135 times)

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2325 on: August 07, 2007, 09:08:43 PM »
a drink i think more after that
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2326 on: August 07, 2007, 09:13:59 PM »
OI, bartender! (Who is the bartender, anyway?)  Bring towlie a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster, pronto!
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2327 on: August 07, 2007, 09:55:30 PM »
*pops up from under the bar*

NO SOUP FOR YOU!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2328 on: August 07, 2007, 10:11:53 PM »
boy ill whoop your ass if you dont give me my white lightning
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2329 on: August 07, 2007, 10:15:00 PM »
AHHHHHHHH

*gives towile the entire bar*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2330 on: August 07, 2007, 10:19:05 PM »
ah just what i wanted
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2331 on: August 07, 2007, 10:25:05 PM »
*looks at a red button*

cant resit the urge...

8pushes the red button*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2332 on: August 07, 2007, 10:30:18 PM »
pulls out a m1851 revolver and starts to shoot at bara with other hand on a .500
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2333 on: August 07, 2007, 10:36:25 PM »
ow, why did ya shoot off my hand?
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2334 on: August 07, 2007, 10:41:56 PM »
get away from that button or the big boy comes out
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2335 on: August 07, 2007, 10:45:50 PM »
but i pushed it already, and nothing happened

Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2336 on: August 07, 2007, 10:54:03 PM »
*gigantic clone of Talmann comes in through tall door*
[Lurch voice] You rang? [/Lurch voice]
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Offline Pervymonk

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2337 on: August 07, 2007, 11:04:08 PM »
Have I crashed a party? ^__^
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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2338 on: August 08, 2007, 12:36:45 AM »
*looks at the clone*

woah...where can i get one of those?!
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Towlie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2339 on: August 08, 2007, 01:01:07 AM »
takes the 500 blows a hole through baras head
Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink. --Lady Astor to Winston Churchill
Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it. --His reply
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading. --Henny Youngman