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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 188145 times)

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2205 on: July 30, 2007, 11:58:45 PM »
Me! That was you!
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2206 on: July 31, 2007, 12:06:16 AM »
No it wasn't, I only spiked Al's drink, not Vive's...

Trey? was it you?

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2207 on: July 31, 2007, 06:32:40 AM »
I think Zombie Jesus and Chuck Norris did it... I'd try to stop them but I know when I'm beat.
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2208 on: July 31, 2007, 10:22:50 AM »
Oh, well, why didn't you use the auto-shotgun by the door labeled: To use against zombies and Chuck Norises?

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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2209 on: July 31, 2007, 01:16:41 PM »
Not wanting to read the last 10 pages...
* Talmann wakes up from alcohol-induced coma.
The square root of x times the square of y is 10!
*heavy breathing*
Oh... hey Emp, where'd you come fro-- ooh... ouch. I definately had WAY too much to drink...
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2210 on: July 31, 2007, 02:23:54 PM »
Yeah, and that half a barrel labeled biohazard probably didn't improve anything for your hangover...

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2211 on: July 31, 2007, 05:31:39 PM »
We can't get rid of the biohazzard barrel though... What would we do with the various limbs and clonebots we lose in here? Do you want to have to deal with the hassel of bringing all this human flesh to the dump again? It's not like there something else we could do with all this.... hmmm....

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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2212 on: July 31, 2007, 05:39:37 PM »
I only spiked the one earlier and tried to blame it on Empire...this one's on Bara.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2213 on: July 31, 2007, 06:51:35 PM »
Oh, so what do we do with a passed-out Vive then?

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2214 on: July 31, 2007, 09:19:19 PM »
 >:D I got a few ideas  >:D muhahahaha

*Taco takes out a marker and begins drawing on Vive's face, once finished he looks up and sees the look on Trey and Empy's face*

What, that's what I was talking about all along you perverts

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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2215 on: July 31, 2007, 09:23:04 PM »
Good for you...how about this?

*Trey sprays shaving cream in Vive's hand.*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2216 on: July 31, 2007, 09:27:00 PM »
*Taco ties Vive's shoelaces together*
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"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2217 on: July 31, 2007, 09:39:46 PM »
*Trey places her hand in warm water.*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2218 on: July 31, 2007, 09:45:56 PM »
*Taco takes a little of Vive's blood to sell... well to sell and for voodoo*
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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2219 on: July 31, 2007, 09:52:44 PM »
*Trey glues Vive's eyes shut.*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom