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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2145 on: July 26, 2007, 01:52:22 PM »
Ooooh Soly that's cruel and unusual punishment!  More, more!
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2146 on: July 26, 2007, 04:37:50 PM »
but I think Chris is American, not Irish.

*sigh* That is NOT what I meant, and Chris is Italian.  American-born, but Italian nonetheless.  :wb:

P.S. More punishment, yay!

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2147 on: July 26, 2007, 05:27:07 PM »
Hey...nothing can conquer the rare time Bara and I work together.  We shall be unstoppable!

*Trey catches the shotgun and proceeds to riddle the dungeon with holes; before long, Trey and Bara step out, unscathed.  Solnath is nowhere to be seen.  "I thought you shot him Bara!"*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2148 on: July 26, 2007, 08:54:17 PM »
*grins from ear to ear and pulls up a head*

"i didn't shoot him...."
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2149 on: July 26, 2007, 09:36:09 PM »
So who'd you shoot?  Empire?
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2150 on: July 26, 2007, 09:59:31 PM »
No, i don't know why i have this head in my hand, its in my lines, what about yours?
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2151 on: July 26, 2007, 11:17:01 PM »
Your lines?  We're not in a play or filming something, right?
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2152 on: July 26, 2007, 11:19:39 PM »
*Larry looks up from his video camera*

Dammit, cut!

*sighs*

Dude, did you even get the script?
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Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2153 on: July 26, 2007, 11:25:51 PM »
So Larry is directing a film at the Taijitu Tavern...I've gone on some strange tangents in Taijitu, but this has to be one of the strangest.
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2154 on: July 26, 2007, 11:31:38 PM »
Come on, this can't be the strangest situation you've been in.

*a robotic giraffe gallops past, followed by several magically animated wardrobes*

Oh, great, now I'll need some new props for Scene 4.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2155 on: July 27, 2007, 07:24:56 PM »
* Alana stares at the giraffe, then decides she wants a ride and jumps on its back.

Tally ho!

Offline Trey

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2156 on: July 27, 2007, 07:29:06 PM »
With over 2000 posts, It'll take a while for me to look but no, this probably isn't the weirdest.  Top 10, definitely.  Al; Save a Horse (or Giraffe), Ride a Cowboy!

*Trey puts on cowboy gear.*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2157 on: July 28, 2007, 12:40:49 AM »
Hey! thats my pants i was missing!

*runs after the several magically animated wardrobes*
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Offline Vive Mon Genie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2158 on: July 29, 2007, 12:03:53 AM »
Calm down guys it's not even an earthquake, most of 'em just needs a bit of tenderness, an attempt at understanding and a cup of hot chocolate with cream and chocolate sprinkles on the bedside when they wake up :)

Indeed!  The same applies for hangovers, but we want soup instead of chocolate.  Soup, damn it!  Chicken noodle.

Where did that one come from?  Meh, I'll not worry about it.  At least I have a man coming over this weekend who will do precisely what Emp said (plus a little "Irish charm" in the chocolate ;)).

Well, it's a bit more too, but nothing that can hurt anyone unless it's infected with something nasty, which is very rare anyway.

Eww, that's gross.  Let's face it, a woman's monthly cycle is disgusting.  I'm not going to pretend otherwise.

so true allama... so true

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #2159 on: July 29, 2007, 12:10:52 AM »
*looks at the new guy*

"hi...."

*starts running after the wardrobes again*
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.