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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1815 on: July 12, 2007, 06:09:43 PM »
Alright, I think the sig just crossed the line between ginormesque and ginormous.

*Taco orders a bear and a relaxing hot bath for his index finger which is tired from the extra scrolling Bara has forced it to do*

Bear... attack Bara! Then bring my finger some bath bubbles...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1816 on: July 12, 2007, 06:11:36 PM »
Indeed, it has returned to ginormousness.

*NOW Trey's ready to get drunk.  Corona, please.*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Khem

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1817 on: July 12, 2007, 06:39:07 PM »
* The Wonderful PUR turns to her lover while zombifying Bara to be her servant.

"well hun its because they are boys, which makes them stupid and aggressive and lacking in reason. its not their fault, it just a gender thing."
* The Wonderful PUR wills bara to chug down a liter of Everclear.

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1818 on: July 12, 2007, 07:20:42 PM »
Oh sure, make your tybbicle mail comnt about us beeng agrssive/stupid.  That's not sexist...

*As seen above, Trey's getting a little groggy.*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1819 on: July 12, 2007, 07:29:29 PM »
"oh trey i'm not saying you, your not a boy, your a foxthingy. and not taco because well he is a magical burrito. but definately bara....."

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1820 on: July 12, 2007, 08:00:46 PM »
*Yay...*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1821 on: July 12, 2007, 10:08:05 PM »
Oi! I'm not Bara! Are you schayin' I'm dumb and aggressiv?
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1822 on: July 12, 2007, 10:11:35 PM »
No...you just hadn't posted in a while, and she didn't mention you.  But stay...PUR and Allama might be playing strip poker here in a few hours.

*Trey pulls out popcorn booth again.*
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1823 on: July 12, 2007, 10:19:31 PM »
sche said all boysh...
*at mention of poker, Talmann sobers up*
OOOoooohh.... hehehe, pass me da poppin' corn!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1824 on: July 12, 2007, 10:21:14 PM »
Here...what kind would you like?

*Trey is in a good mood and isn't going to charge Talmann (firstly, he only charges Barakarin and Algerianbania (where is he?) and secondly he now has a salary, since he's a Senator).*

"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1825 on: July 12, 2007, 10:25:38 PM »
Alg is on vacation in España.

meh, buttered and salted is fine for me. Oh, we might wanna go inside this unbreakable glass box Al' left here, just so we don't get hurt...
Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1826 on: July 12, 2007, 10:28:32 PM »
*Here's the popcorn.*

Capital idea, using the box and all!

*Trey pops himself some kettle corn and gets inside the quite large and roomy box.  He then uses his all purpose eye beams to make himself and Talmann (and their popcorn/salt/butter) invisible, so that it seems to be just an empty, transparent box.

Trey also announces a second complete pwnage of the games subforum.  This one was quite easier, as no one  save Talmann (in the Tavern) was there to challenge me much (like Larry last time) and I still had the last 4 pages or so under my grasp.

 :congrats:
« Last Edit: July 12, 2007, 10:33:31 PM by Trey »
"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1827 on: July 13, 2007, 09:45:37 AM »
This "typical" male comment seems to be applicable to a smaller and smaller segment of males...

Also what's this unbreakable glass box? Good thing unbreakable doesn't mean invincible...

*Taco opens the door on the box which was left unlocked and starts a fire inside. Taco seals the door with an unbreakable seal using REALLY hot sauce*

*Taco enjoys a cup of tea while sitting by the fire*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1828 on: July 13, 2007, 12:17:34 PM »
Really, why does everyone around here have to be so unnecessarily mean?

*Larry breaks the unbreakable glass box and lets out the invisible occupants*
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1829 on: July 13, 2007, 01:42:36 PM »
Huh, there were people in there? I didn't see anyone... just wanted to enjoy a cup of tea by a roaring fire.
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"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


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