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Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1575 on: June 30, 2007, 12:20:02 AM »
GAHHHHHHHH
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Offline Kailazerc

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1576 on: June 30, 2007, 12:30:17 AM »
Just guess

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1577 on: June 30, 2007, 02:36:04 AM »
So why two account Bara?
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Offline Khablan

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1578 on: June 30, 2007, 06:17:02 AM »
So he can do twice the demolishing?
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1579 on: June 30, 2007, 06:44:02 AM »
*walks into the Tavern and sees the figure seated at the bar*

My God! It's the Emperor General Astronaut Pope!

*kneels before him*

My liege, it is an honour to...wait, Taco? Wow, you must have got a hell of a promotion.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1580 on: June 30, 2007, 07:05:07 AM »
Damn straight, thankfully the previous Emperor General Astronaut Pope had to step down for health reasons.  I'll use the popely portion of my powers to have God buy the next round

*Taco utters a short prayer and everyone's glass and/or barrel fills to the brim*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1581 on: June 30, 2007, 07:24:35 AM »
*Larry watches everyone heartily gulping down their God-given alcohol, and looks down at his own empty glass*

Well, I suppose that's one disadvantage of being an atheist.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1582 on: June 30, 2007, 07:34:31 AM »
God forgives all sins (almost). *Taco pours Larry a drink from his own glass which is promptly filled to the brim*
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1583 on: June 30, 2007, 08:08:29 AM »
Hey, thanks.

*drinks*
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1584 on: June 30, 2007, 11:07:14 AM »
*sniggers amusedly from the balcony as everone notice that their hands are now super glued, stuck, to their choosen drinking vessel... And so is their lips... and in some cases, nose ridge too...*

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1585 on: June 30, 2007, 03:15:03 PM »
Mwahaha! I thank Bacchus for this Wine! And I thank Athena for giving me the wit to grasp my cup with a napkin, and to wipe the edge of my glass with an ice-cube. What of your foolish trick now, Empire? Make me not bring back the hot sauce!
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1586 on: June 30, 2007, 04:52:46 PM »
wow i'm glad i missed the 1st round
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1587 on: June 30, 2007, 08:38:01 PM »
*Taco shakes the glass in his hand which is now stuck there. Thankfully the glue seems to have dried before he took a drink*

Oh well, not like I was planning on putting it down anyways
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1588 on: June 30, 2007, 08:50:09 PM »
"Damn it Taco why did you make me buy more booze for everyone. i need to save that money to buy more worshipers."

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1589 on: June 30, 2007, 09:24:27 PM »
Sorry bout that, in future I'll use the astronautly portions of my powers to buy rounds. *Taco says a short prayer to mission control and a small UFO flies in through the window filled everyone's glass and/or barrel to the brim with the astro version of their drink*
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