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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1140 on: May 19, 2007, 01:16:59 AM »
*Taco wakes up fully sober-ish, checks the calender and sees that September is still a good ways off* Barkeep gimme a pitcher of rum and coke and a silly straw!
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1141 on: May 19, 2007, 10:44:05 AM »
hmm i've been thinkin - we've all been in here drinkin for a rather long tym - by rights we shud be dead by now, do u think we all died and went to drinking heaven?
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Offline Teoghlach

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1142 on: May 19, 2007, 01:20:43 PM »
If that's the case, go find Boris Yeltsin. He should have a distillery up here somewhere by now.
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1143 on: May 19, 2007, 03:16:58 PM »
There should also be a beer volcano and a stripper factory

a cookie to any 1 who gets the refernece
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1144 on: May 22, 2007, 02:53:33 PM »
"Hey, who thinks we should install a karaoke machine full of terrible 80's pop songs?"
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Offline The Empire

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1145 on: May 22, 2007, 04:05:51 PM »
"As long as it mainly contains rock classics I don't care if there is also the odd horrible pop song.
And Bartender, give me the strongest you got, make it a double, and spike it. And let the current delegate pick up the tab."
« Last Edit: May 22, 2007, 04:07:56 PM by The Empire »
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1146 on: May 22, 2007, 04:27:04 PM »
"Having a rough day, huh?  Here let me get you another of those... intriguing concoctions, on the Del's tab.  And one for myself while I'm at it.  Cheers, TGR!"
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1147 on: May 22, 2007, 11:35:57 PM »
As long as Del's paying do you guys do off-sales here? Because I could use a could 40's of Tequila  :)
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1148 on: May 23, 2007, 01:32:29 PM »
i'll have your most expensive beveridge on the tab of whoeva's least likely to notice the missing money
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1149 on: May 23, 2007, 03:37:12 PM »
Hehehe... While we're having a party on TGR's tab, I'll buy a bottle of Hochbaronauslese Wein, aged 50 years at least.
*Starts pouring glasses for himself and any woman that's at the Tavern
Here ya are, Al, enjoy it! Es schmeckt wunderbar...
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1150 on: May 23, 2007, 06:37:22 PM »
"Woohoo!  Thanks, Talmann."

* Drinks up.
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1151 on: May 23, 2007, 08:20:39 PM »
hmm - anyone know how far TGR's overdraft/credit allowance runs?

jst thinkin he might notice when we max out his credit card
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1152 on: May 23, 2007, 09:38:22 PM »
Nah...well...maybe...
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1153 on: May 24, 2007, 02:35:26 AM »
We'll just get them really drunk before they have to pay the tab and hope for the best.... If not I hope you all have a good hiding spot picked out.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1154 on: May 24, 2007, 08:12:11 AM »
orsis has an idea runs out and comes back a little later - i bought us all a sniper rifle to see off TGR if he/she comes too close - now does any 1 know how 2 shoot it?
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