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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1065 on: May 07, 2007, 11:57:22 AM »
Quote from: Algerianbania on May 07, 2007, 03:31:27 AM
*Annoyed that some rock tune is louder than his disco, Algerianbania steals the guitar from CL and throws it. It somehow hits Latagon right in his face. Everyone can hear the bones crack as his face becomes disfigured and ugly.

I love this guys imagination.  Throwing Air guitars and thinking it does damage?
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1066 on: May 07, 2007, 12:51:56 PM »
"Hey wheres Algy?"

*goes to the washroom to change his clothes.
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1067 on: May 07, 2007, 07:43:47 PM »
Ok CL.  It's time we take you off to the Happy Hotel.  I'm sure you'll be happy there.
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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1068 on: May 08, 2007, 03:58:36 PM »
Soly, u have Arkham Assylum on speed dial?
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1069 on: May 08, 2007, 06:50:54 PM »
I do, in case of crazies...
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Offline Anniane

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1070 on: May 09, 2007, 01:11:31 AM »
*enters*

Plenty of those around here.

*leaves*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1071 on: May 09, 2007, 04:08:21 AM »
*Algerianbania busts through a wall wearing a straight-jacket and looking around.

"Dude! I don't know what happened, but someone must have spiked my drink or something cause first I'm having a beer, and then I'm in some asylum and wearing this thing. One of the guards told me that some guy called them and they picked me up. I'm not crazy. You people have to believe me! But I am going to find that guy who called the asylum and kick his ass!"
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1072 on: May 09, 2007, 01:42:10 PM »
Oh no!  Quick get the tazers!  *Calls the Asylum to get the men in the white coats to take Algerbania back*
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1073 on: May 09, 2007, 02:56:04 PM »
*Alana sips her drink thoughtfully, viewing the spectacle with a mixture of amusement and disbelief.

"Hey CL, it's alright.  Soly will be back, don't you fret..."

*While comforting CL, Alana discreetly removes a cell phone from her pocket and sends a text message to Arkham:

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One of your patients has escaped; he's in the Taijitu Tavern.
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Offline MythicalPuma

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1074 on: May 09, 2007, 03:36:19 PM »
The Man, the myth, the legend, walks in. Okay, he's only "the myth" but who cares.

Mythical Puma, or just Puma, sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
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Offline Sovereign Dixie

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1075 on: May 09, 2007, 07:50:13 PM »
 *walks in wearing his usual black cowboy hat, looks around, taking in the scene*

 Damn, place has gotten busier since the last time i was in here.

 *lights a cig, cits down, and orders a shot of whiskey*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1076 on: May 10, 2007, 01:44:41 AM »
*The men in the white coats take Algerianbania away.

"Someone save me! I'm not crazy! I'm not crazy! Can I get a psycho-evaluation or something? I'm not crazy!  CL help me! Please! Does no one love me?"

*Begins to cry

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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1077 on: May 10, 2007, 01:55:56 AM »
Yeah, it's SD!!
*orders a few drinks and starts to party*
Hey, SD! You up fer a howdown?
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1078 on: May 10, 2007, 01:57:46 AM »
Oh we all love you Alger.  *Motions to men to get him out of the bar*

Which is why we're going to help you get out of that bad ol place.  *Motions that the men sedate him*

We'll be rescueing you soon!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1079 on: May 10, 2007, 02:02:36 AM »
*Begins to feel drowsy.

"Curse you Latagon. Curse.....you.....curlslelsllllll."
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