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Author Topic: The Taijitu Tavern  (Read 216984 times)

Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1050 on: May 07, 2007, 03:33:58 AM »
*Looks at Algerbania...........................................................gets another guitar and plays "Try Honesty".
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1051 on: May 07, 2007, 03:36:49 AM »
*Grabs a guitar himself, pushes CL aside, and starts to play "The Hellion", which leads into "Electric Eye", both by Judas Priest.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1052 on: May 07, 2007, 03:44:27 AM »
*pulls the guitar plug, and strangle Algerbania with it

"LETS LEAVE ME THE F*** ALONE YOU FUCKING FURRY!!!
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1053 on: May 07, 2007, 03:50:58 AM »
*Algerianbania, upon realizing that he was a furry, shoots himself in the head.

(i might have to change my avatar. I never thought of myself as a furry. Thank you CL for opening my eyes)
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1054 on: May 07, 2007, 03:52:20 AM »
No problem man
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1055 on: May 07, 2007, 03:53:15 AM »
"They're fighting over... an air guitar?"
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1056 on: May 07, 2007, 03:56:02 AM »
No, we're fighting over half a hot dog.............................................ya we're fighting over an air guitar.
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1057 on: May 07, 2007, 03:58:00 AM »
* Soly pushes and holds 2 for speed-dial on his cell phone.

"How about you two just sit down and relax, I'll order you some real guitars while you do so."
 
* Soly steps outside, talking in a hushed voice to the operator at Arkham Asylum.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1058 on: May 07, 2007, 04:01:00 AM »
"Soly where you going?....Soly, you there?...................SOLY????? DON'T LEAVE ME SOLY!!!!

*breaks down in tears

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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1059 on: May 07, 2007, 04:05:42 AM »
*Algerianbania comforts CL and then runs out side and punches Soly in the face. Unfortunately, he is really punching a '98 Jaguar.

"How dare you Soly. *crunch* How dare you hurt my friend like that! You *crunch* and your *crunch* perverted dancing girl *crunch* avatar. *crunch* Pervert! *crunch* Dickweed! *crunch* F*ckhead!" *crunch* *car alarm*
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1060 on: May 07, 2007, 04:10:52 AM »
* Soly looks at Alger for a while before replying to the phone:

"Yeah, ASAP would be nice."
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1061 on: May 07, 2007, 04:14:02 AM »
*Sirens sounds. Cop cars pull up and a man walks out with a billy-club.

"Its OK son. We're gonna take you to a place where you're gonna be happy."

"Happy? Hehe. Happy" *Claps hands slowly while have a an over exaggerated smile. Is dragged away. "Happy. Happy."
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Offline Solnath

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1062 on: May 07, 2007, 04:33:34 AM »
* Soly lights his cigar, turns to the camera and says:

"He'll be back."
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1063 on: May 07, 2007, 08:43:31 AM »
*Larry turns back to his beer*

Well...that was odd.
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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1064 on: May 07, 2007, 10:29:09 AM »
agreed.

will some 1 please take care of CL he/she's crying on my sleeve
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