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Offline orsis

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1035 on: May 03, 2007, 03:33:17 PM »
orsis is inspired by Jumanji and brings aload of monkeys into the bar - deciding it would be funny to see them pissed (i know this doesn't happen in the movie - but those CGI monkeys r ace!)
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Offline Larry

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1036 on: May 03, 2007, 03:59:53 PM »
My God, the monkeys! They're everywhere! Won't somebody think of the children?!
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1037 on: May 04, 2007, 03:47:05 AM »
My nation just became a democracy  :'(
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1038 on: May 04, 2007, 11:36:51 AM »
Well sit down and have a drink.
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Offline Allama

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1039 on: May 04, 2007, 04:42:13 PM »
"Hey Talmann, how about that round?  After we drink, we can sing another verse or three!"
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1040 on: May 04, 2007, 10:10:04 PM »
Aye! That'll do, lass. That'll do!

Gather 'round, ye lads and lasses, set ya for a while,
And harken to me mournful tale about the Emerald Isle.
Let's all raise our glasses high to friends and fam'ly gone,
And lift our voices in another Irish drinking song!

Consumption took me mother and me father got the pox.
Me brother drank the whiskey till he wound up in a box.
Me other brother, in the troubles, met with his demise.
Me sister has forever closed her smiling Irish eyes.

Chorus:
Now everybody's died, and until our tears are dried,
We'll drink an' drink an' drink an' drink an' then we'll drink some more.
We'll dance an' sing an' fight until the early mornin' light,
Then we'll throw up, pass out, wake up, and then go drinkin' once again!

Edit: We need a round for Dixie! *empties mug*
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Offline PoD Gunner

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1041 on: May 04, 2007, 10:26:24 PM »
*jumps on the bar holding a large Bavarian beer and starts chanting "Dixie's back all right!"'
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Offline Talmann

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1042 on: May 04, 2007, 11:32:58 PM »
*As per IRC discussion, SD pays Talmann for a bottle of Hochbaronauslese Wein*
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Music is the key to the heart.

"Once art to me was something far off, unfathomable and unreachable... But I discovered that the real essence of art was not something high up and far off, it was right inside my ordinary daily self. If a musician wants to be a fine artist, he must first become a finer person. A work of art is the expression of a person's whole personality, sensibility, and ability." -Shinichi Suzuki

Offline Bara

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1043 on: May 05, 2007, 11:22:42 AM »
*Boba Fett walks in, blasting all the monkeys as he walks to the bar*
WHERE IS MY BEER DANG IT!
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Offline PoD Gunner

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1044 on: May 06, 2007, 12:37:54 PM »
Ty Boba, they were annoying. Here's a beer for you. *Serves Boba a cold Weizenbier*
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1045 on: May 07, 2007, 02:25:10 AM »
*Pops a dime into the jukebox, selects and 80's disco tune, and starts to bust some awesome dance moves. The ladies all clamor around him, and he winks at a select few. The ones that he winks at scream in delight.
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1046 on: May 07, 2007, 03:25:11 AM »
*Latagon leans over to Allama*

What's with the guy over there?  The one dancing and winking at imaginary women.  He going crazy or something?
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Offline Union

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1047 on: May 07, 2007, 03:27:22 AM »
*walks in with hair sleek back, and wearing a concert t-shirt. Pulls in his electric guitar and sets up. Starts playing Billy Talent's "This Suffering".
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Offline Latagon

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1048 on: May 07, 2007, 03:28:43 AM »
Air guitarists too?  Wow, this place has got all the crazies...
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: The Taijitu Tavern
« Reply #1049 on: May 07, 2007, 03:31:27 AM »
*Annoyed that some rock tune is louder than his disco, Algerianbania steals the guitar from CL and throws it. It somehow hits Latagon right in his face. Everyone can hear the bones crack as his face becomes disfigured and ugly.
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