Taijitu
General Category => Games => Topic started by: Democratic States of America on January 13, 2007, 04:51:42 PM
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Time to restart my favorite game, "The ^ avatar is thinking ________"
Lets light this candle.
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"I believe I can fly!"
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^ I Will eat you.
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You are the chosen one.
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Take me
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V is for Victory
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Look deep into my eyes!!
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If I can read, "Please hug me"
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Squinting rules!
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I'm jiggly.. (Working on getting an avatar)
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^ avatars thinking, im 2 sexy for my hair
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*laughing*
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V!
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Eat me!
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Quinque!
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Ewwwwwwww
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V is for Vasectomy!!
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^ i like the pig :(
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I *really* want this cigarette.
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i'm soooooooooooooo lonely!
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Where is my damn lighter?
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ewwww boys and girls kissing!!!
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^ You are the ying while I am the yang. HAI!
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^ Do you g€t mon€y for $pamming?
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"i'm the mother fucking speaker!"
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LOOK MA! NO HANDS!
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money money
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I'm a bumblebeeVEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
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Currency?!!
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Burnt bread and mustard...mmmmmmmmmm!
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Dollars!??!!?
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V...ICTORY!
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erm....
Cash
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V........ICTOR!
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Bux
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SQUISH THE YELLOW OUT!
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CHEESE
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black cheese
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monkey
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wondering if the girl last night had BC or not.
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Girls
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go Stripes!
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'I swear, if that Varkour tries to steal my drink again... I will blast his face off!!1'
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:D
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I WIN!!!!11one
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i miss farley
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I am teh awsome
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Whatever happened to my film career???
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LMAO!!!!
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Ooooo.....money.
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i hope there are no stoners around........
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Happy happy happy.
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if i could only find the gummi worms, we could re-inact scenes from Dune!!
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I am the humble leader of Sovereign Dixie
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Would SNL take me back???
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I have an idea
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HANDBAGS GALORE!
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MONEY
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^ is V
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dollars
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perhaps V is ^
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Gimme some $$$
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cheese
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I need a better avatar.
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Money PWNs you all
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coke
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sniff sniff
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I roxxorz
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i wished i rox like bustos
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Will and Grace
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also wished i rox like bustos
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My 1.3k posts speak for themselves
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mouse
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???
V is for sweet, sweet victory
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Hair
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"i would have prefered to be an A..."
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I am like....so fucking drunk, duuuudddddeeeeeeee.
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^ I'd like some cheese right about now....
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Oh, I see, you're one of those people
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Man I wanna be like 'U' she gots sum curves.
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dam its tuff yo bein an S in the big howse
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I am a punkass bitch! *jumps around banging into other people* YEA!!!! YEA!!!! *continues*
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MoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoneyMoney
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LONG LIVE THE V!
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*posing in the mirror*
Should I wear my black hoodie?
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YOU HAVE 666 posts! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :oWE ARE ALL DOMMED!
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"What the fuck am i seeing double or am drunk :D:o
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*trying to act cool*
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:D
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Raise yur hands like u just dont care
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If 'A' is 90-100 and 'F' is failing, what am I?
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If i cock my head a lil, am i funnier?
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damn it why couldn't i be a yen sign...
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I need to get out during the day and get some sun.
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Less is more
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More is less
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are diamonds a girls best friend?
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is a rock a good friend?
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money
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V n ^ is the same?
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$$$$$$$$$
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perhaps ^ and V isnt the same?
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How they managed to place a railroad track over the S, I'll never know o_o
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wanna ballon young skywalker?
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I'm a big money symbol.
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gosh, i sure am jiggly today!
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Mwhahahaha.
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ok, if these was someone Avtar, what do u think he is thinking?
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I have a large gun!
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what about this one?
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What? Do I have something on my face?
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how about this one?
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How much longer do I need to lie here for?
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ok, how about this one?
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I'm gonna keep shooting til I know for sure you are dead.
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i am alone.
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this one?
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The tundra is my home.
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this one?
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the pic on the left is your avatar.
the pic at the bottom is your sig.
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i know that
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Kill, kill, kill!
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"Does anyone have a yellow bear?"
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oh, i trying to be funny!
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Where did I put my ammo?
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^must spam more
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I don't like other dragons.
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... why am I still in the air when I have lost my wings and tail?
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^ I wish this book had more pictures in it
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my head can beat your head.
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$
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V
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Money money money.
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i need to be more creative.
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Cash
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I also need to be more creative...too much space.
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My exchange rate dropped this morning. Bummer
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TWIRLY!!!!
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Dollar...sounds like a kebab...my names Gregory damnnit!
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or is it SWRILY?!
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50 Cent gets all the attention...who's named after me anyhow?
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I WANTED A MERRY GO AROUND!
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i have a platuiam dollar!
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Yo, check out how big my "gun" is.
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gosh, i am being picked on a lot today
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Does my ass look big?
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*sings*: Money, money, money... Always sunny... In a rich man's world...
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I just cant find the right position for you to stick it in.
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A grand don't come for free.
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a gram...u mean?
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I'm money baby!
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bustos did you make that flag yourself??
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"No one knows who i am hehe im wearing a mask :O!"
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whats an avatar?
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"As if I care that ciggarettes are bad for me"
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he,he i am a bad boy he,he
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Its a little tight around the crotch...i like it!
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swrilyey!
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What is that crazy guy behind me going to do with his gun?
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gummy love
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OOOOh my medal are so shiny!
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"....Hey Bob, how was work?"
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Ooooo.....balloon.
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^ everyone has a dancin partner xcept me :'(
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I like coloured ribbons...
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[damn it KR, nice timing! >:( :D ]
Grrrrrrrr.....i bring the fire you bring the meat!
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I will kill you for that...
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Mwhahaha! I bet ya all think that behind me are the flames of hell!!! Well, actually...no, they're not. I farted... :-\
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"Come on, I was acting! There was no way Arnie beat me in Predator 1!"
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^ TGR...three mysteriious letters....
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Money!
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^ 'Hey, paesan! Me and my pals over there are here to cash in the protection tax. Guess what. Pay up or you'll be facing a cosche of badass mean bears! Oh yeah, and it's HARIBO, not the Cosa Nostra. God bless you. Signed: Joe Bananas"
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where is the governator?
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Hail Aslan!*does a Hitler-esice hand movement*
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^yea, i had sex with angelina. cuz I am so cool.
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grrrr....
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When lighting one cigarette isn't enough, light the whole pack, for all your nicotine goodness!
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^ What more can I say? TGR says it all.
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"Why did i have to change into a flag why? Yeah! I know its cuz of my Bitch young ones in all there magic dealings....Wait! How am i talking? I'm a flag!"
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^ having a chainsaw for a hand was so badass!
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If only there were more of me I could have a pride....
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^if only there were more of me, i wouldnt be alone.
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Millions of years of evolution and how do they repay me? By putting a crappy picture of my head on a flag.
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^ too much coffeeeeeeeeeee!
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^ gee, i hope Beckham can shoot really high, well, thank god for the hands...i hate to stand wall! >:(
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^ want to come back to mine to see my "trophies"???
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this eyeliner is so costly...
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hmmm.....fresh meat.....
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your scary...
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damn these sugar sticks taste an awful lot like cigarettes
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Hugging is gooooood!!!
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^Don't.Ever.Be.Alone
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azathoth rules here..... keep away..... so stuuuuupiiiiid.....
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I AM AZATHOTH! RAAAAAAGH!
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I would even hug Azathoth.....Huggles...!!!!!
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I'm not good, I'm not good, I'M NOT GOOD! DAMNED YOU! I AM NOT GOOD NO MATTER HOW CUTE YOU THINK I LOOK!!!
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Look at me i made that fire IM PRODUTIVE :D!
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My God! What happened to my beautiful colors?!
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Wohoo, I must remember that guy... His weed was the goooood stuff man!
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Give a man a fire and he has a warm place for one day; put a man into fire and he has a warm place for the rest of his life.
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there is nothing girly about long hair damn it!!!!
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I'ma sexy bitch XD
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^ I'm a KING!
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OCC: How can a flag be a king?
Icc: wow i can see my house from here!
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Is it just me or is my nose bent?
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Come on PUNK, make my day...
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I got atacked by a swarm of bees and this V was a U
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"Man, I need plastic surgery..."
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V for Hmmmm Varkour
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^ "im a regular gy, and thats why i like to stay regular. i use levitra for erectile disfunction. do not use levitra if you are pregnant or diabetic, side effects include bleeding of the gums,kidney failure, heart palpitations, mud butt, yellow eyes, loss of hair, loss of teeth, loss of friends, weakening of the bones ect."
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Shiny!
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^ you lookin at me?
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My grey background's cooler than your grey background.
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[I shall referr to the Sig]
We need no think. We just need be equal. :P
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My other half's telling me something...
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gimme a face!
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I'll call you Arthur Wilson I, and you Arthur Wilson II.
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commies do it better
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I'm omnipotent
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nothing
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Looking for the path of the bumblebee
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Im a lion... rowr
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Damn hood! How am I supposed to see where I am going with this hood covering my eyes?!
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I wish i was as cool as ranholn ::)
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To the left? or to the right? Damn I shoulda asked for directions.
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^ " i have a cool beard! wanna touch?"
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My mother always said I look like a turtle in the face, I wonder why...
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whos up for a barbeque!?
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^this uniform is givin me a wedgie
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^I is cooler than Mufasa and Simba.....
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^I will never grow up, I wanna be a toys r us kid!
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^ *Sings "If I ruled the world....."
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^thinks You misjudged me!!! I shall rule the world!
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Do you want fries with that?
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^im rich.
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Don't you dare drop that cake on my suit.
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Too much candy...not enough Hugs....
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Must... not... hug... anyone... NOOO! I couldn't stop myself! :o
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^ Okay...do these contacts look better or should I go for the Yellow ones???
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^ I am in now way conflicted.
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That Pinky just keeps screwing up my plans to take over the world, I wish this lab could find a smarter rat to replace him...
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If anyone comprehends, he should come to my place and test out my big stick. Why, look here, to test real gold you must see it through fire.
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I really wrote the Art of War.
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If you do not fear death, then how can it intimidate you? If you aren't afraid of dying, there is nothing you can not do.
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everything and nothing....
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Why the fuck is my sign PINK! I SPECIFICALLY ordered it BLAZING and that means orange, red and yellow NOT PINK!
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luke, i am your father!
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I wonder what this button does...KABOOM!...oh well, it was nice knowing you burger king
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what do you think this one is thinking?
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Is this camouflage just painted on?
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CINGULAR. raising the bar
5000 universal mins
1000 Roaming
500 Outer rim mins
300 Kaiper belt
weekends and evenings FREE
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If people keep looking at my face, maybe they wont notice im feeling myself up...
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hee hee
^if we really are the only ones out there, sure seems like an awful waste of space huh?
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I am King waldo IV and I am here...and I claim my £200...
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I am so sad and lonely.
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I'm too lazy to get food for myself so the missus is out huntin
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Look deep into my eyes.
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Hug me....oh great, now i'm talking to myself
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i shall give you a swrily!
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Mmmm...Cabbage....what! A Bear can't choose to be vegetarian?
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SWRILS!
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Nice weapon.
(My Ava is evil...I know. Look closer on it for amusement.)
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I am....the keyboard of doom!
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I am the gummybear of DOOM, be afraid, be VERY afraid...
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Does this mask make me look fat?
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OMg and ONOZ
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What do you mean "overcompensating?"
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i dont get it
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(Think about it, big gun, small...)
^ Look at me sarge, no hands! Ooops................SPLAT!
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i dont get that one eatheir mate, i am just in 7th grade
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^ Latin makes you seem more intellijent
(7th grade? Im not sure how old that makes you, im in the UK)
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( i am 12 almost 13)
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^ *incomprehensible thoughts of a teenager* :P
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Black and red always match!
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OMG
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The blue SO goes with the green!
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Pink is good
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Give me a V! Give me a.......erm.........
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"I love Varkour's avatar"
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< That Varkour guys a bit of a poser...but i love his avatar!
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"Maybe I should change my name to Varrotown"
;)
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^ Varkorn...nope, Vartror...nope, how about....
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i am the swrily of Doom!
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groovy
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^ Disco's coming back. :P
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Stupid jigsaw...
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^ "Im so dizzy my head is spinning..."
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What do you mean you left the uranium in the pressure cooker!!! OMG!!! ONOZ!!!!
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nothing
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Vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv
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im like the beach.....but with no water for around 4857385740 miles around. yeah. i rule
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^ "Give me liberty, or give me a little green circle!"
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nothing
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I am the Confederate Battle Flag without the stars and a green circle added!
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This sash sure holds in the gut...
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^ "Damn I am hot!"
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Save me Jebus!!!
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swril....swril.....swril
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Mispeeling is col
(No offence..but really, PLEASE work on your spelling. Please. I´m Austrian, so my native language is german (and not english), but my spelling and grammar are a lot better than your...and you said english is your native language...)
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yeah but i have saxis blood in me boy!
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Proud to be
red green
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I am who I am.
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Next time i'll go for the goatee...
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It is good to be God.
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YEAH! WE ARE DRUNK! WE ARE GOING TO GO SCREW EACH OTHER!
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Maybe I should stop raping people's eyes with my bright luminecent colours... Naaa, I'll start a shop for glass eyes instead... MUAHAHAHAHA!!!
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I love pink bunny wabbits and flowers and teddy bears and...
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I love Britney!
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ill list all the things that satrt with v!
1)Varkour
man, nothing else
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Shoes make my feet hurt.
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Stop touching me...its creepy...yet arousing....but mostly creepy...
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there is only 1 god, ALMIGHTY SWIRLY!
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I dont sell the shit, I only make it.
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Earn his trust then steal his wallet, the perfect plan!
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the universe is everything luke.....
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I wish I had more stars...like that guy!
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I think Im having a really bad trip...
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More Drinks for me and my friend!
Edit: Damn spelling error^^
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Clickity, click!
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^ wow look at all the pretty stars.......
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ehhh, what was it I was about to say? I know it was something important...
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i just love sunrises dont you? ^
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Last time I use a do it yourself plastic surgery kit...
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All the ladies like looking at the pic of my galaxy.
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gosh, i feel so sexy......
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Whats Lasagna made out of?
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Mmmm...cabbage...
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Mmmmm.... cheese
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Honey, Buzz, Buzz
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WTF?
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Salut!
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V is for... Varmin, Vegetable, Vicious, Viable...
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Badger, badger, badger, badger...
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Damn...its cold...I really wish I'd remembered a jacket.
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I wish I hadn't eaten my yellow buddy...
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"There was a man who had a dog and Bingo was his name, oh!
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and Bingo was his name, oh!"
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Where the hell is that wind-machine i ordered it months ago...
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Grrrrrrr....stupid Ebay, I ordered a pink suit damnit!
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Cocaine!
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This nation, bought to you by Vodophone!
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"I'm gonna throw up....." *throws up*
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Horse hair gives me the sniffles.
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Nippon!
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I dislike old people.
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I have a bad case of scurvy ;)
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I believe that chasing monkeys is fun.
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Joyeux Noel
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This giant 'V' is blocking my light!
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Beware of Bear
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I have a large collection of hats.
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I enjoy ballet
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When my nipples become cold, they stick out. I rub them to generate warmth so they go down.
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I got 30 posts now so i can request land on the map
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I really want Gnoled Ttam to pwn the games forum.
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^ i smell a rat
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do i need a facelift? :-P
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Bite me
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^Do theese colours really say it's me? or do they make me look fat? Maybe I should have the stripes vertical instead?
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I can get grumpy in the mornings...real grumpy
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Wow, I love the new Varkourian flag!
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they make you look fat...(as stated above)
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^Im invisible!!
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^ I'm alive, ALIVE I TELL YOU!
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^Where did I put my razor last month?
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^I'm hungry
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^ermmm..... uh..... hmm....
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^ sure the flames might seem impractical, but I can have toast whenever I want :clap:
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^ HEHE I love my "cool" pose ;)
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:o :o
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"praise da powa of da jaah mon!"^
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Unshaven beard, scruffy, unwashed hair, I love looking like a tramp ;)
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^ you guys like nickleback??
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Where did my face go?
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i am a Muslim gnome...(please don't be offended by the next part)KA KA!
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^ My average life expectancy is a mere 15 hours! (This is a stated fact from the 40K universe). :P
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(look at the red thing on his helmet)awwwww yeah, thats some serious pu..*gets blown up*
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i blew something up once.... anyway!
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^ I'm sure at some time or another, everyone has blown up something or other (hell, I once blew up my microwave - but that's a story for another time). ;)
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I blew a microwave up today!
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Congratulations. :D
Have an e-cookie:
(http://twiggs.org/images/5203-bakery-crisp-chocolate-chip-cookie.jpg)
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YEY!
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Glad you enjoyed it. ;)
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i want a cookie!
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I'll go one even better for ya:
Hundreds of cookies (remember - be nice & share):
(http://www.amatosbakery.com/images/Cookies_01.jpg)
:D
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Thanks!*takes them all and eats 75% of all of them* ill spilt the rest!
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Ben (tuckerani) steals the rest, mmm that de shit ;)
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*shoot "Ben*
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so much for no one hates me...
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End Hijack
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I'm made of pixels.
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I'm not IM A REAL BOY!!!! okay yeah im a puppet
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I'm to sexy for my shirt, I'm to sexy for my hair
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Im to harcore for my hair, im too hardcore for my beard ;)
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i want to make you love me.....
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lalalalla, who is it in your pic veramark?
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a imperial guard soldier form warhammer 40K
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cool i never played warhammer whats it like?
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warhammer is a board game there is a RTS version of it but i like the board game better. in warhammer 40k there is arimes, each with their own special units
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coolie
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END HIJACK
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^ Wow!
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you're income rate is 23.8% and if you sign up know, you can get our rewards program!
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OCC: WTF
ICC: ^ is Cool!
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yes i am!
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I ate my avatar but sicked it back up...
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i think i am sexy.......
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^ I like Veramarks cows..
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yeah, i made up a unit for them, the 1st Moo Regiment
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lol, awesome!
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yeah, they are elite!
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They no cow foo or maybe kung moo? lol
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they do know that, how you know?!
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I have my ways... ;)
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SPYS!
* executes 5 random squirrels*
hah! your spys will no longer give you info!
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Dammit have to send pigeons over next time!
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Hah! i have anti- pigeon missiles! sucker!
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dammit!
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i am clever arent i?
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Not as clever as the cows with guns!
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:trout:
cows ducks
with with
guns nukes
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Chickens in choppers
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i love that video
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Who doesn't?
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What video?
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Cows with guns,, how come your so rich all of a sudden?
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how come you are?!
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^ is thinking "I hope a lion doesn't bite my head off"
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i am the termtior....
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"Its a bit drafty in this dress."
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All your duckies are belonged to us
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god, this frown is really hurting my face...maybe i should stop
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WHY IS FAITHFUL SOO RICH???
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i look so tough.....
OOC: Ben, that was what i was thinking about!
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Pro patria mori dulce et decorum est!
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uhhhh... what that mean?
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OMG! he is speaking in tongues!!!
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*Empty save the wind and tumbleweeds*
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^ I'll huff and I'll puff...
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i had surgery.........
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^Im bored...
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god, when will this guy take my phto
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So this forum supports animated gifs... pity msn doesn't!
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^ look into the eyes, not around the eyes, into the eyes...
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plastic surgery gone bad...........
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Look! I can act ,really! Look, I'm doing mild concern, now I'm doing disgruntled! How'd I do!
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I'll get you Captain Jack Sparrow!
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I want you to tell all your friends about me.
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"Fry, you must have put metal in the microwave"
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We'll need a union if were gonna' be heaving this sign around all day...
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what? something is on my face?
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Your sure our guns can fit into this photograph, right?
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i feel a sight itch
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Do you like my warpaint?
(what is your avatar anyhow?)
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my av is a screen shot from Fallen Earth
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We just had to get stuck in the Grand Canyon huh? There never seems to be a apocalypse in Hawaii.
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what? theres something on my face?
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Am I posin cool enuff?
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what do you mean you forgot to fill up the tanks!
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My guns longer than I am :(
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when did i grow such a long bread?
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"Of course I know where we are!"
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how many times do i have to tell you.. RED IS BETTER!
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...Am I wearing fronds?
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its just you and me know
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Im off for a couple of days and everyone overtakes me lol
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Let me seduce you, baby
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where is the key!
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Perhaps if we stare stoically into the distance long enough, this terrible post-apocalyptic world will just forget about us and go away.
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how many times do i have to tell you! the rabbit is that way!
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here...kitty...kitty..kittyyy...damn! no fun without moving targets!
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Im glad those words are covering up the other one!
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^i need to change my avatar its running outa things to think of!
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what was i thinking about agian?
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Ok, who stole my rubber chicken?! I want answers!
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Hoo Hah! i am the devil! oh wait......... waht i meant to say is howdy to my lil buddy........
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Sometimes...when I'm lonely....I sleep with my gun under my pillow....I named him Jerry...
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Mmmm... Green squid on my face... I LOVE it!
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This mask is so spiffy...wait who really says 'spiffy'!!!?!?!?
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Spiderman: well doctor octopus we meet again >:(
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Eh...
Oh!
Heh...
Wee!
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ROAR I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR CHILDREN ;D
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oh god pirates!
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I'm thinking of chainging my haircolour, what would be best, azure blue or shocking green?
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"Doctor, I had that dream again were I was standing on a mountain of corpses wearing my leather fetish mask..."
"It wasn't a dream."
"Nuts."
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*Bubble* *Slurp* *Ooze* *Drip*
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"hey you, you forgot your change!"
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"I don't know why were bothering really, Bush has this whole evil thing covered."
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"mr. overlord has a nice ring to it."
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All Hail Cthulhu!
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i way not look like it but i am S to the E to the X to S and the Y
SEXY!
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'I need get a head shot...' :trout:
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"Oh, how I wish I had a body..."
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Shake, Shake, Shake! Shake your booty!
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"Thank God I wasn't in Eurotrip!"
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^ I want to get naked
(i'm assuming the girl in the avatar is over the age of consent - its hard to tell with anime)
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My guess is: she's eight.
So yes, yes she's legal.
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ok - i so dn't wnt 2 visit ur country!
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Age of consent here: 16, live with it. :P
"I... AM... INVINCIBLE!"
"Err... actually, I thought you said you wanted to be 'invisible,' my bad."
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same here - so how the fuck is an 8yr old legal?
r u english?
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Nope.
Why couldn't an eight year old be legal? Lots of sick people in the world. Besides, they're cuddly. Don't you ever wish you-
We interrupt this broadcast because you don't want to know. Thank you.
"Yay, me's a star!"
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look at my chibiness
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"The Elder Party, now with 666% more Führer!"
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hmm maybe the earmuffs are to big....
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Vote for us! we are older then you!
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i'ma gonna shoot me somethin.
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i meesed up the convent.....
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"Come, my brave brothers in arms, let us feast on the blo- wait, my fly's open, isn't it?"
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everybody dance!
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(Cthulhu) I WILL RISE FROM SUNKEN R'LEYH
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blank
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man, this gun is heavy
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i'm the coolest flag around
hmm i probably should get myself an avatar - hows it done, i could probably find out but its easier just to ask
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"I'm whit stupid."
Click your profile and then forum profile information and it's right there.
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"Do these earmuffs make me look fat?"
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"Does this haircut make me look fat?"
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"Loook into my eyes.... deeper, deeper..."
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"Yes, mistress."
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"I wish I had feet instead of fleshy stumps..."
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"I wish my body didn't end just below my diaphragm... Damn, that's a difficult word."
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"Dance dance dance, teach us to be true..."
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"Soyuz nerushimy respublik svobodnykh..."
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"Look at me! I'm playing the air timpani!"
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"I'm...Too sexy for my shirt..."
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"I wonder if this sheild can protect me from nukes...?" ??? :-\
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What's "bent neck syndrome," doc?
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i am the shield that will be liberate the poor people of the world!
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The killingness of my gun goes up to 11!!!
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"You owe me your soul sparrow!"
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"Its lucky I managed to salvage these stylish threads before the whole apocalypse thing!"
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"You owe me your soul sparrow!"
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This one time, I looted an entire store full of toaster's. The apocalypse rocks! Toaster's rock!
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My fucking plastic surgeon
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"Can't... move... am... panda... hate... my... life..."
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Dance monkey, dance!
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Us business men always have big ugly green heads.
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"Cuddle me 'til I'm extinct, baby!"
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I'm, a little girl with no life who likes to dance to repetitive music made by some crap band in the 80s
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"Remember me? I was in Duran Duran!"
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I wonder who'd play me in a movie. Keanu Reeves? Nah...he sucks.
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"I see..."
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Its funny how I'm singing yet there's no noise...
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I need to shave
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Save the pandas!
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What the crap am I.
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See above ^
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Woah, I'm starting to get hypnotized by my own hands...
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Ce restaurant n'est pas aussi bon que le Mc.Donalds
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"Hail Satan!"
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Its gonna be a bitch gettin' that job as a UN weapons inspector without hands...
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"Cylon mask my ass!"
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I got AIDS!!!
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roflol
'put ur flags up in the air, put ur flags up in the air'
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Nothing
;)
When u gonna get an avatar?
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Hey, another coat of arms just posted below me!
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Hey, another coat of arms just posted below me!
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yellow is the new red
u mean lyk this?
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I exist!
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Maybe i'd look better in green....?
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is the coat of arms too much?
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Camels love me.
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Ἓν οἶδα ὅτι οὐδὲν οἶδα
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"Are we supposed to be lions or horses, I can't tell!"
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dance uscka, dance!
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"This is my face."
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i look sexy when im dancing
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"My scrotum, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
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"I think it's sweet I've got fingers and feet I can wiggle and wag"...wait, no I don't! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhh!
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"Bow down to the power of Socialism so we can pull you back up on your feet, already!"
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"Let's see, wallet - check, keys - check, godawful mullet - check."
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Next year im gonna be on England's new soccer jersey.
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Voulez-vous cesser de me cracher dessus pendant que vous parlez!
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Viva La Vekour!
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I hope I don't fart in this spacesuit...
How could you misspell my name?!
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fear the lions!
_________________________________________________________________________________________
because i am tying on a real crappy laptop
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*fart*
Do the animals in my coat of arms look like lions? crap
There is a spell check function on this forum if you need to use it ;)
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lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
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"Does this helmet make my butt look fat?"
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I love American Idol!
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(Good god, I hate you. :P)
"Yellow is pop!"
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Ha.
"I have a face like a Saint - A Saint Bernard"
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The Siamese King proudly presents!
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The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.
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"Come on, just take the god damn picture!"
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are you taping me, daddy?
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Can't take my eyes off you...
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Do these crowns make me look fat?
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"Communist? Well, I never..."
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I'm dating Michael Jackson!
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"Je t'aime, fromage."
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Je t'aime, escargot!
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(What, snail?)
Je surrendre!
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Yeah, didnt you know that?! :P
Varkour is the best!
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(Barely remembered, French ex.)
"Oh man, I wish I was the invisible wheel that girl's rubbing."
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I wish i was a cool avatar like the one above me
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Hey, you're supposed to do it about the one above yours, not yours!
"I wish I could move a bit closer... *sniff*"
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Hey, you're supposed to do it about the one above yours, not yours!
What?! You avatar is thinking "I wish i was a cool avatar like the one above me" and my avatar is above yours, so my avatar is cool and yours is not....
Or was it a bad joke? :P
"Varkour is smarter than me"
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It was, Sherlock.
"Please, god, make them believe that!"
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You are developing a certain unexpected vein of pawky humour, Watson, against which I must learn to guard myself.
"Holy crap, i've been dancing non-stop for a week now. Someone shoot me!"
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Am I regal or what?
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"I hate having my photo taken"
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ha ha! i have 2 crowns!
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Metal is the new black, dont you think?
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Must...find...bamboo...before...death...
*wheeze*
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"I'm the Scatman!"
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am i old enough to flash?
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"Why do I always have to be the camel?"
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"For the love of God, why don't I have any FEET?"
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i look sexy, dont i?
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"No, no she doesn't."
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I'm gonna rip your balls off.
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Fear me! i have no face only a mask! MU HA HA HA!
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"My body armor really brings out the color of my eyes, doncha think ladies?"
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Now that looks interesting. Doesn't it?
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panda= cool no matter what
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I am carrying this huge gun to compensate for smallness.....down there.
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panda!
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I am big, shiny, cool. And I'm gonna kick your ass.
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Look at me, I'm just so cute and adorable. How could you not want to save me from extinction?
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"I wonder if anyone but me realizes my larynx isn't evolved properly to allow this mad word flow?"
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i want you to kiss me
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Wheres the nearest toilet?!?!
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i am the knig of yellow!
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"This armour is chafing my breasts!"
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lol
"I put Booba Feet in his place!"
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I am 2D
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Communists, lol.
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"Pandadance.com... that's a GREAT idea!"
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kiss me you fool!
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I'm too sexy for my shirt...um.....chassy?
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Wearing a panda suit is the PERFECT way to get attention from the ladies...hey, what the hell do you want?AAAAGGGHHH!!!PANDARAPE!!!!!!PANDARAPE!!!!!
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"Hastur, Hastur, Hastur..."
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"Ah...neck broken...face paralyzed...can't stop smiling...damn.."
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I will be Americas next top model!
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"Wait, can horses jitterbug?"
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Take the frickin' photo already
* They ain't horses!
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"We are SO regal."
* They ain't horses!
Sorry dear, my monitor is tiny so I can't see small images very well. Wolves?
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"Did I turn the oven off?"
* Wolves? WOLVES?! nope, guess again.
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"We're foxes Goddamn it...I think..."
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"Yay, more foxes!"
Well done Pragmia, you are very wise.
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"Weeee could be loooooovers!"
"We can't do that!"
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"Kill me"
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No matter what you say, I don't look like foxes.
Solnath with his new avatar. Weird.
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give me bamboo
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"Of course I'm in the Zodiac!"
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" What, oh me? I don't know what you're talking about "
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"But Brain, burlap chafes me so..."
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Man, I wish I were a viking.
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"Yeah, nigga, fear my piece. East Side!"
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my face hurts from all this smiling....
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"I'll never play pong inside a circle again!"
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this smile hides my tears
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"The pain of existence..."
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"Ohmygod! Let's get some shoes! Ohmygod!"
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i said bamboo, fuck soy.
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Damn Kindergardener. Can't draw for shit.
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Damn I hate being a panda, I could kill you without even trying and I just keep getting called cute.
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"We're so badass, we scare each other sometimes. Boo!"
(Mmmm, Han Solo is so sexy... No Alana, control your words!)
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kiss me sucka!
Dal Sharra, you stealer......... STAR WARS AV WAS MY IDEA!
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"Can't see anythng with this stupid helmet!"
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oh stop it!
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"I'm the deadliest man in the known universe... and I still can't get laid..."
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"I'll solve your problem"
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(You dare degrade Chae Yeon? Grr!)
"God, I know the sorcerer petrified us, but shouldn't it have worn off already?"
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(Who the hell is she?!)
"I would sleep with anyone"
;)
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(That's it, screw you! >:D She's a South Korean singer/actress. Cuter than 99.8% of the cute things I've ever seen and I assure you, I've seen a lot of those.)
FOX News.
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( O:-). Okay thanks for the info :P)
"Solnath! I'm sick of you talking about that bitch Hermione, do you love me or that cow?!"
*then she slaps you and storms out*
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" Who the fuck thought it was funny to put us in this damn symbol? "
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(That's a dilemma: picking either a girl that's two years younger or a woman ten years older. Hmm... CY wins, easily.)
"I'm too sexy for my pants, too sexy for my pants, so sexy it hurts."
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"Im leaving you Solnath for an older and better-looking man"
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"You see kids, with 5 gallons of yellow paint, some old scrap metal and the family pets, you to can have your own personalized coat of arms!"
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I AM THE BOGEYMAN!
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"Yeah, snap! Hi-five!"
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"Chelsea have just beaten Valencia! Essien scored in the 90th minutes! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
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"..." <- mime foxes.
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(My foxes have Aspergers...)
"The Mars Volta are my heroes"
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"Dude, we so aren't paid enough for this. It's inhumane, man, making us stand on our hind legs. Fo' real, yo."
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"I wonder if anyone knows I have 6 toes"
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"Laurels, my ass. I'm tellin' you man, it's a giant crab and it wants to eat us!"
"Riiiight..."
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"Good night Varkour!"
(Gotta go. Have fun)
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Fear me and my yellow doom
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"Alright, who farted?"
(Good night, silly Dane.)
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he he1
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I wonder if I could build an iPod int this helmet...
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Guns are cool! lol
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"Imma sad pander"
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My balls really itch.
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"I get no respect."
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Neither do I.
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"Sugar cane.....It's not much to ask for...is it???"
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I wanna ride the panda!!
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* Wookie noises *
Solo: He says stop or he'll break your arms off.
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I feel pretty, oh so pretty...
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"I know it's just a flashlight, Chewie, but they don't!"
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"I just love standing with half my face in the shadows, it helps hide my zits"
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*humming* We all live in a devilish submarine,
Devilish submarine, Devilish submarine...
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"Action figure... good. Get one today..."
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"To kill, or not to kill? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to tear a man's face off with your bare hands..."
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^"I just love looking innocent"
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"Uh, hi, Mr. Jefferson. I came to take your daughter to the movies."
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"I will devour your soul."
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"No, I will."
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I'm SO pretty.
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"FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
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I'm gonna kill you with my cold stare.
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(Dude, George Michael's stare is never cold. He is a loving God.)
"Look into my eyes! ...if you can find them..."
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I'm to sexy for the light, to sexy for the light.
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"Here my engine roar! Damn, I wish I had a voice"
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I'm like a wasp. No a demon wasp. No a fiery demon wasp. No. WTF am I?
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I just love fluffing my fur up like this
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"Sigh... Well doctor, I guess being the Lord of Hell just isn't satisfying anymore, you know?"
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Wow. Now that IS cute.
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"I can't believe Thomas the Tank Engine gave me herpes!"
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No matter what you say, this is a cold stare.
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"Pimp me! Pimp me and spank me!"
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I'm looking at you. Yeah, I'm watching you. While you eat, while you sleep, even while you masturbate. I'm watching.
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"I hope no one thinks this paint job is my way of compensating..."
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KISS ME FOOL!
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"Oh-my-gaaaaawd. Black looks soooo good on Big Daddy V. I want him soooo bad!"
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"Wake me up before you go-go..."
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"Two George Michaels surrounding me... I must be in heaven. Oh look, it's David Bowie over there! Naked!" *faints*
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i look sexy right?
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Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BOBA!!
"To kill, or not to kill? That is the question. Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to tear a man's face off with your bare hands..."
Just had to say, that cracked me up.
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"Die, Death Star, die."
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I'm nowhere near as cool as Han and Chewie.
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"Fear my phallus, pyoo, pyoo!"
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Am I evil, or good? This picture isn't that flattering...
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At least I can pretend to be cool.
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*pup in rehab*
"It all started when I was little... They took me in this room and stuck giant needles in me.... and the vet kept missing the vein.... IT WAS HORRIBLE..."
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Look how innocent I am. Awww. Yes people! Look at me. I'm just a cute puppy. Adopt me. Please for the fucking love of God, adopt me! Please!
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"Stupid puppy stealing all my thunder... I'll get you for this... one day..."
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"Hmmmmmmm... David Hasselhoff"
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"I'm king of the furbies!!!!"
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"Stupid sign... I'M NOT CUTE!"
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i want you to kiss me!
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my dad was cooler.
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"These GOD DAMN ELECTRONS won't stay in their normal fields! Go around the circle, guys!"
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"Flirtatious????" flutters eyelashes...."Moi???"
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Wheeeeee... spiiiinnnn!!
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"I don't want to have to shoot you."
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damned camera being off center....
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No, seriously! I'm a star!
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And this is camouflage for where exactly?????
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Everybody, get down and disco dance!
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I always wanted to be the lead vocalist of a band!
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The chinese worship me.....and rightfully so......
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" Ootsa Ootsa Ootsa Ootsa " (Techno noises, BTW)
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I wish my pants were poofier.
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HS: "Hey, C! See that fly over there?"
Chewbacca : "Whaaaaaaaamhhj?"
HS: Bang! Bang!
Fly: "Arghhh"
Chewbacca : "Hwaaaaaaaaaaahhhgrrrr!"
HS: "Sucker! So much for Chewbacca defense!"
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i got the Yin and the Yang on my body.....im so bad
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mumble mumble mumble
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" Ootsa Ootsa Ootsa Ootsa " (Techno noises, BTW)
Lfmao...best techno impression eva!!!!
Back on topic.....
^ If I'm cute I'm not evil.....
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What the hell am I anyway??
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You're gay right?
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What kind and loving God would force me to eat nothing but bamboo?
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This surfboard is killing my back......
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"I'm leaking!"
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And this.....this is my good side....
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WOHOO IMPLOSION!
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oops...I think I left the Iron on.....
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I look like a Starcraft disco ball.
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"Stop, Lando! Give me back my cool!"
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Maybe their not cops....hey....could I just show you something......ooops.....
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"Yes, well, with all our technology, we still had to settle with this crappy holosphere of the Death Star. But anyways, your mission is to..."
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Maybe it's time to release a new album....
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"Whoosh, whoosh, fear me!"
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How many george michaels does it take to change a lightbulb????
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"What, George Michael's going to change us? :wb:"
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I have to admit that andrew ridgley was the talented one in Wham!......
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"The new Excer-ball! For your abs!"
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Domo arigatou, Mister Roboto.
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"OhmygodohmygodohmygodIgotticketstoseeStyxIgotticketstoseeStyxIgotticketstoseeStyx!"
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Is this thing on?
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"Oh god, I haven't been able to move for days! Why won't anyone help me?"
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I am the man in the iron mask.
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"I'm the coolest cat around. Get it?"
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i killed the dancin jap
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"No... wind... can't... move..."
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"damn i lost my voice"
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testing, one, two, three, testing
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"mew"
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"Yatta!"
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Can you hear me now?
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*wind blows by*
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I am so excited!
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grrr baby grrr
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"MY HANDS, WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HANDS?"
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My face! My face! what happened to my face?!
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why am i a flag?
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I'm a star!
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should this pole be silver or something?
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"New dollies, yay!"
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So I suck this?
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"If I only had the nerve..."
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"Rawr, ph34r, rawr."
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"One is the loneliest number that you'll ever doooo!"
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"Just. Take. The. Damn. Picture."
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"Metal heart, you're not hiding..."
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"aren't i just abfab darling?"
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Puppet dance time!
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"I may be smiling on the inside, but you don't know the pain I feel."
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"i feel a song coming on"
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I've got your kids in my hands!
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Let there be light!
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"woof.... wait thats not right..."
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"I'm running, I'm running, wheeeehoooo! ...Damn, wrong character."
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"i want your...."
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oh god, i killed these puppets
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"Zzzz....zzzz.....zzzz...."
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shut up! this is a good song im singing!
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"Man, plate mail is soooo going to be in this year."
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I iwsh my face was even pointier.
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"You better watch it, I put Kool-Aid in my squirt guns this time... And that stuff stains!"
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Semper Fi!
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This will be the face of a hero... so don't mess up!
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My career has been over for about 7 years.
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My species will be over in about seven years.
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"I'm back, by popular demand! Hooray!"
*dance, dance*
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"Yesh, the wine wash pretty gooood... *hic*"
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"I love Lordi!!!"
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"Y-M-C-A!"
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"Ashlee Simpson!"
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"Now with 666% more evil!"
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Pedophiles love me!
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"We love that girl!"
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Me likey mochi!
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"I lost my earmuffs!"
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I exercise 24/7..... AND I'M STILL FAT!!!
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"Don't be afraid of our new symbol, we're still the same old National Socialist party you've always known!"
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I'm gonna dance dance dance the night away
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"I don't exist."
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Why is there such a big ocean preventing me from getting at all the hot Europeans?
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"I don't wear the mask because it keeps me safe from the noxious fumes... it's so my evil underlings can't see my eyeliner."
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"With that head angle, maybe no one will notice my 'icky'"
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*waves
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"Comrades, we're stuck in a bubble! FOR MOTHER LAAAAAAAAAAND!!!"
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I'm just cranky because someone stole my teddy bear
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"I love the lamp on the back of this helmet."
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I knew it was a bad idea to put up my web in a paint-ball arena
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"Whoa... this is some gooood shit."
Edit: Crap! Crapcrapcrap! This was supposed to be for Soly's new acid trip avatar, I didn't see the new page...
Um, for Emp: "More head polish, slave!"
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"I'm gonna get you! I~ am gonna get you!!"
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Anyone seen the rest of my Gorillaz???
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"Woooh, let's party like it's 1976!"
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Staring Contests FTW!!
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Getting dizzy...or maybe just sick...
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"One day, all the sewers will be mine! MINE I DARESAY!!!"
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My hat wears goggles...
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I ran away! Hurray!
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"Oh God, I think I'm having an episode!"
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Loooooook into my deep dreeeeamy eyes. When I snap my fingers, you will be a chicken!
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"I know. You never thought that God would look like text."
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my ass hurts from too much primal mating
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"1... 2... 3... bang!"
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its going to be a sunny day
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Damn, I missed yesterdays episode of cheers...
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i am the coolest flag of all!
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Who shot JR?
@ Orsis... Its a coat of arms ;)
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oh
i am the toughest coat of arms!
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Varkours coat of arms is soooo sexy
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I rule you all. So there!
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Look, up in the sky...It's a bird, it's a plane...oh, wait, it was only bird shit.
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Fantastic Mr. Fox is nothing compared to me.
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"The seatbelt sign is now off. But please keep your seatbelt fastened while seated..."
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Burn Baby Burn
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I like to cook ;) O:-)
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i wonder if anyone sees my nail polish
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Neo-KKK
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I don't want to be a cookie...
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I believe I can fly. Spread my wings and touch the sky.
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"fxxx off! I'm watching panda porn!"
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F*cking moon! He did it again!
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I need a chiropractor for this crick in my neck.
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grrr @ the idiots from the cryogenic dept.! they froze my arse on this shield again!!!
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i will hunt you humans like the sport you are!
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Ouch *boom*
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I must fly to Macgruber!
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"HFVMBOTF, this floor is coooooooooooold!"
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I wish these stupid cats would get out of the way. I'm trying to watch the Karate channel...
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uh, Star Trek...no no...ummm....
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damn tht sarlac
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HARDER!!! OH YES!!!!
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Darth Vader better not kill Han Solo - he's no good to me dead
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im so sick and pervertd, i have the iraning prez giving a camel some love
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I was cool until about '96.
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The world is black and white!
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^ "you cheat..you die"
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please ignore my plastic surgery, my Doctor messed up
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i shuda been a black spot
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TOO HARD!
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raise the yellow flag
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Take this you son of a...!
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"I AM Royalty you beznotches"
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Just look into my eyes...
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HAHA yellow or black? no one will ever know
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"Yeah, keep on thinking it's a real gun... wait, did I say that out loud?"
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yeah right ill yiff in hell, we arent fur fags!
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"Yeah, right, there's no floating skull behind me!"
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wth are tin and tan? oh its yin and yang? oops :drunks:
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I bought this in Toy R us
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griffons attack!!!
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"Silentsten... Silent rock? That's stupid, all rocks are silent!"
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black and white cats? thats implausible
-
It would probably help if I loaded this gun.
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ooh a black dragon
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Alright, i have the perfect shot ready..aim...*click* CRAP!!!!!
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No Mr. Bond, I expect you to die!
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haha im a bizzare griffin creature
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(...Griffin? That's closer to a lion.)
"Trust me, it's a god damn blowdryer!"
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"no one will notice the yin yang thing behind us..."
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GI Joe...Real American Hero...
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i'm a lion, watch me be ferocious... and stuff.
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Deo Vindice...and stuff ;D
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long live the victorious felines!
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King Cotton.
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a lion made of cotton! :P
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Stars and bars forever!
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its not really a lion.. its really a lizard man come to steal our water!!!!1111eleven
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Every time we add a star an angel gets its wings.
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HOW MANY V'S DO YOU SEE?!?!
one?
*smack*
ow dammit!!!
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Two parts night sky, two parts cotton, one part kick ass flag.
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HOW MANY V'S DO YOU SEE?!?!
one?
*smack*
ow dammit!!!
i like Dix's anwesr..he he
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All bow before the Flying Spaghetti Monster!
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An all bread diet makes for a skinny lion!
-
To the Union: We have Texas, so suck it!
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I will eet u!!!
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I will make a shirt!!!!
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I will destroy you with my Japanese cartoon power!
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(thats a nick show, american)
I will destroy you with my newly painted finger nails
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Nick....Nick....Nick....Nick....Nick....Nick....Nickelodeon!
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hah
That V isnt for Victory its where i use the bathroom
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Just fighting evil with my Santa Clause hat...
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I broke my tail...
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Must win tug-of-war tournament.....
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im going to eat the pandas
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Cartoon Network can suck it.
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k, no..L? no no.. I GOT IT! V!
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"I should take a hand for this betrayal, but you need it to play cards."
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V for venerial vengance!
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"I also double as Captain America's shield's stunt double"
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Vaginal Vigilance?
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Back in the day, i was Kevelar...i mean way back in the day
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Im the card that means you win at balck JACK!!!
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lets see what am i grabbing... OH SHIZZLE!
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grrrr fear me for I am a playing card... I may give you a paper cut or something
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grandma will love this gift!
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You would all be surprised to know that Halloween is my least favourite holiday.
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You would find it interesting im really a vegan
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Just workin' in Santa's workshop....
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Vacuum Vindicators!
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Alright men, put shileds togerher!
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I'm not really poisonous, I just need some "me" time.
-
WHY DO I ALWAYS MISS THE LITTER BOX?!?!
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I got cotton power... AHHH wool my only weakness!!!
-
oh how i love to wrap
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skull 'n bones 4 life dawg!
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why to they always bring me balls of yarn that are BLACK!?!?!?
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i want some turtle wax
-
alright one 3, i pull this sheet down. 1....2...3!
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oh no... they are going to play bridge again
-
Freeze!
-
Hey i got three hundred
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Captain Planet
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I go WEEEEEE
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I want something to blow up. Gimme something to blow up!
-
WARNING!!
this icon has a spaluta
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"I love the smell of a burning Persian in the morning"
-
im happy, sad, happy, sad, happy, anrgy, stupid..
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I dont got any panties
-
This Blue paint on my face stinks
-
i have many faces..
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My movie's gonna suck (G.I. Joe)
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its really hard to walk like this
-
walking walking walking...walking with guns and ski masks...
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Charlie is near!
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i have tri polar disorder
-
No one in this world can beat the great Barakin Republic!
-
I shall forgive your sins..for a nickel
-
Shut up or die?
-
i'm GANGSTA HOLY!!!!
-
Get to the choppa!
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I hate this annoying twitching...
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i live at 665, right next to the beast
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Shoes don't scare us!
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forgot pegaus its try!
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*Am I supposed to understand that (^)? Because I don't.*
Captain Sparrow, raise me higher!
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Lighting feet power!
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8 rolls for $3.95!
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I'm so sly ^.^
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Nausea, heartburn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea, YAY, Pepto Bismol!
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if i cansee it, it says trey something.
-
^I'm smiling because hell is fun.
-
lighting bolt feet attack!
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I'm made of poison and pirates love me!
-
im commander taco!
-
Someone just bought me at the dollar store!
-
dude, i fished 3 hours worth of pwnage!
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I like looking at the titles of old threads! *That thread was created on the third of July, when I actually had just completed 3 hours of pwnage. Now, it only took about half that time...I just had to post in my thread*
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oh..
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I like smiling!
-
"I hope I don't step in any water..."
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"I need more hot sauce."
-
These people will drive me insane!
-
beef....
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Domo arigato, Mister humano!
-
foxes rule!
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kittens rule too
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*yawn*
-
If I fire enough times, I have to hit something!
-
it i can see it, it says trey in it.
-
I can use the same post multiple times!
-
then i can 2!
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I hope that kid gets me reloaded... we might need to write an actual story for this movie if he doesn't
-
How can I rule the world and keep my taco suit?
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I wonder what life is like outside this cramped oval
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The world's only big enough for one man in a taco suit, mister!
-
I look like a design on an ancient shield.
-
WHERES THE PUNK WHO DID THIS TO MY EYES!
-
Aww...I was only in the crappy movies...my brother was in the good one.
-
Come on guys, let me out!
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That's not a gun...
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got..to..go... pee.
-
got..to..go... pee.
-
Hmm... I wonder if I can get that hunk to notice me?
-
The purgatory isn't bad when you wear Power Armour
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OT: that was cheap :P
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
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OOC: I had to go do something
Welcome to the Underworld..... may i take your order?
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"Not the face, not the faaaace!"
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"I wish my hairspray worked better"
-
"Spiders... everywhere..."
-
notice my sexiness....
-
Whoa Bara, I didn't know you thought guys were sexy.
"My, my, my, my music hits me so hard..."
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HOLY CRAP! THAT'S A FLIPPING GUY IN YOUR AV!!!!!!!!!!!!
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It isn't. Well, it might be.
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Hi...I'm an anime character of ambiguous gender.
OOC: God, I can't stand it when I can't tell if an anime character is a male or a female. MAKE IT OBVIOUS!
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OOC: What if it is a he she?
I'm bubble fox!
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Manga hermaphrodites! Best of both worlds!
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Manga hermaphrodites! Best of both worlds!
OOC: Okaaaaayyy...
I'm too sexy for this thread.
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"SPIDERS! UNDER MY STOMACH!"
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I'm only smiling because I'm about to kill you.
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"Guaranteed sodomy!"
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"Guaranteed sodomy!"
Damn...
I'll do anything you want for $50 an hour...$40 if you have wings, too.
-
cant reach the itch...
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I need this thing to compensate for... for... for... something i'm not telling!
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i am from the 9th level of the underworld....and i have come for khabs cookies!
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Me be bad ass Orky wartrakk. Me jus wish em urry up a bit wiv me red paint job!
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No, no, really... I'm not mad, I'm just ON FIRE!!!
-
I hope I don't scare off my blind date...
-
god, my did i have to go with the small one?!
-
BOOM, get out the way, get out the way, MOVE, get out the way, get out the way
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still cant get that itch...
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Still not creative...
-
still a crappy av....
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Oh yeah, my av's bad...
Bara: Hmm, what will be my new avatar? Oh...something with someone shooting at someone! I've never done that before!
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crap! i cant reach...OH YES!
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I have to hit that person eventually...
-
the ^ avatar is thinking... why can't they make shoes in my size?
-
This hurts soooooooooo much...
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* kuuuch.. koooch* why did mom have to marry darth vader?
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Good one vive ;)
The ^avatar thinks: DIE! DIE! DIE!
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thanks ;) :-*
^ avatar thinks: is.. is that a giant fire ball behind me? omigawsh... i think it is...
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i win!
*announcers voice* No you don't
Well F**k you!
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DUN-NANANANANANANANANA GUNMAN! gunman!
-
XIAO XIAO!
-
must resist urge to walk into the light... RESIST!!! RREEESSIISSSTTT!!!!
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MORRRRRRTALLLLLLLLLLLL KOMMMMMMMBAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!
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i hope that lady wasn't my mom...
-
Dude 1: i don't know Kung fu!
Dude 2: Me to..wanna fake it?
Dude!: Why not.
-
What does this trigger do?
-
Its the Simpson's!
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Look ma, no aim!
-
move the tail to the left....
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I wonder if flamethrowers work long range?
-
The ^avatar is thinking: Damn, I'm too small to give myself a BJ...
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Why'd I ever join the hazmat team?
-
ARE YOU GOING TO EAT ME?! :o
-
Did I leave the oven on at home?...shit...
-
About the interconnectedness of all things.
-
Does this crest make me look fat?
-
pet me? please pet me? how about if i arch my back will you pet me than?
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DONT PANIC! I may be a evil green ball, but still. i wont eat you...maybe a nibble....
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Was it shoot the red barrels or don't shoot the red barrels? Well only one way to find out...
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ha ha! suckers!
-
Maybe those boxes will fall on my target...now all I have to do is to aim at them. Dammit, why can't I move?
-
get away from my bubble...
-
I'm running out of things to say about Trey...
-
im running out of things to say about Barakarin...
OOC: Av CHANGE!
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OOC: But I like my little foxy!
Shoot first, shoot later. Questions are for squares.
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OOC: No, i am going to change mine
I like my bubble....SO STAY THE F**K AWAY FROM IT!
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My eyes are blue, babadee, babadie.
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Where is my car keys!
-
I'm seeing red.
-
my god! i hate small spaces!
-
I could get all the women, if only I didn't have a hunchback.
-
must get that feather!
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Hey you! Yea you, over there in the shade...come here! Hmm..oh..that's dirt on my goggles.
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You can't catch me!
-
Are these crowns straight? I think they look crooked.
-
I just know I'm going to panic
-
send in the Burrito Brigade!
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I'm all stealthy and hooded... take that society!
-
Smile then i can get the beef....
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My backpack is full of candy
-
If I'm really...REALLY hungry...I wonder how I taste.
-
You know, my mother did always say my face would get stuck like this.
-
I gotta get this stargate figured out
-
Hope I won't be eaten today either...
-
*Random Dr. Zoidberg Noises*
-
One day I gotta finish these letters
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Kill me
-
Why are the king and queen hiding behind that shield?
-
Wait whats this weird thing on my head?My god! Who would have thought years at that nuclear plant would make me have this hideous face! I mean its not even yellow and full of ground beef!
-
I HAVE NO EYES!!!!
-
Yellow Lion: RAWR!
Black Lion: Go watch the Simpson's movie
Yellow Lion: :'(
-
Mammals confuse me.
-
I believe I can fly!
-
I really wish I had facial tentacles.
-
Let's see...I'm fancier than you...I'm fancier than you...I know I'm fancier than you!
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Fear me, for i am.... BUBBLE FOX!
-
i honestly don't know what happened to my eyes.
-
Dolphin on the right side: Ha! I can see your flipper!
Dolphin on the left: Ha! i can see your flipper!
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Marco!
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Polo!
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Kickin' it Tom Clancy-style!
-
i can see down your shirt....tee-hee....
-
i can see down your shirt....tee-hee....
Caught red-handed...but whose shirt was I looking down?
And the whole world has to answer right now
Just to tell you once again,
Who's bad!
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Hmmmmm thinks the ^.
-
Hmmmmm thinks the ^.
^Where did I leave my guitar and/or blunt?
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Ya, the ^ thinks I took em both.
-
^ is thinking: Oh shiiiit dude blue tastes like banana's maaaaan......
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^ you know i am beautiful.
-
Oh yeah!
-
hmmm i may need to be changed at some point....
-
I go through avatars like Solnath claims to go through women.
-
look mommy, im bubble fox!
-
I wish I had nictitating membranes
-
look at me, no hands!
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I told you, my name is not Caboose. MY NAME...IS O'MALLEY.
-
whats that supposed to mean?!
-
whats that supposed to mean?!
Obviously you've never seen Red vs. Blue (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_vs._Blue), the machinima Halo series that is downright hilarious. You can download single episodes off their website or entire seasons on Google Video (it's all legal). Caboose is the remarkably stupid member of the Blue team, and O'Malley is the malicious, evil AI that possesses Caboose and makes him want to kill everything.
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so...im a evil idiot?
-
so...im a evil idiot?
Well, you're not as evil as O'Malley but...yeah, basically.
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you know, i watched some of the Red Vs. Blue things, and i think im more like Grif.
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you know, i watched some of the Red Vs. Blue things, and i think im more like Grif.
Oh, so you're the one that everyone picks on/messes with. That works too.
Oh, and it's Griff. Two fs.
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yep. and im a loudmouth
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yep. and im a loudmouth
Oh GOD yes.
-
yep. Simmons...
-
It's so easy to derail a thread around here.
-
anywho back on topic.
what ^ avs thinking: noir.....
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anywho back on topic.
what ^ avs thinking: noir.....
Me: You ever wonder why we're here?
^...That's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it? Why are we here?
Me: What? I mean why are we out here, in this canyon?
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^: Theres a tank! a tank!
Me: Sure....
^: But there is!
Sarge: hes gone mad!
-
^ is thinking...
OMG! Look at all of dem lemmings! OH KNOES! THEY'RE COMING FOR ME! HELP ME! OMGWTFBBQ!!!!!!!111
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^ pfffft i am amazing.
-
Bow Chicka Bow Wow
-
*Downgrade Complete*
-
dude, im going to freaking kill you.
-
Samus ain't got nuthin on me.
-
Fear me!
-
When will them rabid lemmings realize that my game is just an over rated POS?
-
Mine is bigger than yours.
-
dude, WTF?!
-
dude, WTF?!
It's not gold, it's darkish yellow!
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The Sarge: Kissa** at will!
Trey/Simmions: Yes sir! Your the best shot, your a great leader etc. etc.
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The Sarge: Kissa** at will!
Trey/Simmions: Yes sir! Your the best shot, your a great leader etc. etc.
Sarge (Solnath): Anyone want to guess why I gathered you here...TODAY...
Griff (Bara): Uh...is it because the war's over and you're sending us home?
Sarge: That's exactly it, private. War's over. We won. Turns out you're the BIG HERO. We're going to hold a parade in your honor. I get to drive the float, and Simmons here IS IN CHARGE OF CONFETTI!
Griff: I'm no stranger to sarcasm, sir.
Sarge: Goddammit, private! Shut yer mouth or else I'll have Simmons slit your throat while you're asleep!
Simmons (Trey): Oh, I'd do it too!
Sarge: I know you would, Simmons. Good man.
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Simmons(trey): Sir, its morse code. Mourse was a cat on tv that sold cat food
Sarge(soly): That cat was one of our finest military minds!
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Griff: Why warthog? I mean, it doesn't look like one to me...
Sarge: Say that again.
Griff: I think it looks more like a puma.
Sarge: What in Sam Hill is a puma?
Simmons: Uhh you mean like the shoe company?
Griff: No, like a PUMA. It's a big cat. Like a lion.
Sarge: You're making that up.
Griff: I'm telling you, it's a real animal!
Sarge: Simmons...I want you to poison Griff's next meal.
Simmons: Yes sir!
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honestly can i be Private Donut? i mean he is just so sensative and knowlegable about what compliments the decor of any base. or Bow chicka bow wow? or maybe O'reiley or Tex or Griffs sister..... alot of possabilities...
oh yea...
^ realy if it weren't for this bubble i would soooo chase that butterfly. and i would catch it too cause ima quick!
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sorry, that guy with the camel in his Av is tucker who says Bow Chick Bow wow. But you can be donut.
Sarge(soly): Ugh....where am i? This doesn't look like heaven.... wait a minute, if im dead, and if this isnt heavn then am i in...
Donut(PUR): Hi sarge!
Sarge (soly): NOOO! I'm in hell...
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Heh once Halo 3 is released, I'll be able to pay more than the minimum balance on the golden armor I bought.
-
^
medusa head: my god you're ugly.....*screeaming with fear*
-
I am trying to hump the word PUR.
-
PANDA MAN!
-
sequels kill a franchise. I know first hand.
-
^:after i have been gone for a while, i have came back!
Everybody else: Shut up and pip down!
-
Oh no so many enemies. Aliens, parasites, robots. They are such challenge. Really?
-
why must my head go round and round?
-
^ I can't see a thing in this helmet.
-
Whats that god awful smell?
-
you cant get me!
-
^ theres someone behind be isn't there.... *dropped by melee attack*
OMNIPOTENT HALO ANNOUNCER: RAMPAGE!!!
-
Stop, its PUR time..
-
"If we make the graphics all purty, maybe they won't notice the gameplay..."
-
you know, i hate my hair... GAH!
*slits her hair*
i feel better
OOC: 2 things, one im going to make fun of the emo hair for a while...
2, dont diss Army of Two....
-
Guys? You locked the door to the command center, and I have to use the bathroom. Open up!
-
oh...my..god
-
Alright. They told me to go to the big tower...but where the f#$% is it?
-
alright, this is the top secert bomb, code named, BABEL FISH....
-
"am i sexy or what? " :P
-
You got the job, sucker!
-
Alright troops! We got lost for a bit but we can still make a...oh...the towers down already? Damn
-
as you can see, this weapon will kill everybody by talking babel, and they will make the world go mad!
-
There are too many fanatics who play me. The only option now...is suicide.
-
^ why's the bamboo always gone!?!!
-
Boobies! Yes!
-
^ i'm not even supposed to be here today.
-
I need more booze! Hello, ladies!
-
What in the name of God .... ?!?!?
-
no peg i've told you a million times i don't want to have sex with you.
-
i'm to sexy for my shirt..
-
God...I wish I could take of MY shirt, but its welded to my skin
-
dont hate me because im a fish
-
Should I defend the building or go for the offensive??
-
where are you guys? i cant see!
-
Damn! Gun jammed again..so same plan as last time?
*Runs around screaming gibberish.*
-
i got nuclear drive!
-
Damn aliens! Their up in the trees!
-
whoa... I'm so dizzy so I'm ready to fall!!
-
I'm anime! Hehehehehe......oh...wait a sec.
-
i hate scripted actions...
-
I hate being in a script.
-
i hate my life
-
narf
-
SLAVERY: where the white race proved its superiority.
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The Confederacy will rise again!
(Just look at how white that guy is, I hope that's not you PUR :P )
-
(that is me and its the editing, i am white but not pale in the slightest as i enjoy the sun too much.)
ARIES!!!!!!!
-
I'm going to get me some action tonight!
-
wow medusa is a pretty good kisser.
-
essay, essay, essay
(Inside joke, only me and a few others know it)
-
Hey, guys. Guys! Check out my pose!
-
what is that? and why is it coming out of my mouth?
-
Check me out!
-
image of the worker. being exploited by commies everywhere since 1920.
-
lol I deserved that.
am I bald under this hat?
-
god this sledgehammer is getting heavy. just take the picture already guys.... what i AM THE PICTURE!!!!!
-
where'd my legs go!?
-
why did i have to be red. just because i am a communist symbol dousn't mean i need to be red. thats such a classist idea. why couldn't i have been made pink?
-
My back's starting to hurt after leaning back for such a long time...
-
(of course I had to get the hard one)
^ I am the symbol of a the town wino after a fiesta
(lame I know but the best I could do)
-
i want a cookie....
-
I wear my face visor at night so I can so I can
keep track of the visions in my dreams
-
I definitely don't remember eating that
-
^ i've come for the mullet.
-
Now where did I leave my shirt?
-
I'm caligraphy!
-
Wow, this grain is growing so tall, it must be genetically manipulated...
-
yes... i am just a bunch of random lines... :-<
-
Now tell me where he touched you.
-
Get off of my property
-
Look mom, no cavities!
-
Wheres that kid...
-
The world is mine!!!!!HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!
-
alright dude, how long do i have to stay in this pose?
-
i wonder what would happen if i rolled over this guy...
-
SUUUUPEEER COMBO!!!!!
-
* to the tune of La Cucharacha *
I kill somebody, I kill somebody , by cutting off their head...
I kill somebody, I kill somebody , anduh nowah they are dead.
-
It's on now biznitches!
-
Ahh! My neue test subject JAA!
-
What do you mean there's no more peanut butter???
-
thats right you have herpes now. *giggle*
-
I also won awards at the Cannes Film Festival. Watch me!
-
Oh my god! Cookies!
-
and it goes round, and round, and round, and round...
-
Al Bundy wants you!!!
(to take his wife and kids)
(and job)
-
"I want to take Al Bundy's job, wife and kids "
-
You know its true!
-
this is what I call the panda pop&lock
-
Where are the chickens? I need to smite them.
-
I IS A PANDA!
-
who? what? where?
-
Bob, your fired...and you suck
-
What do you mean the war has been over for 62 years! We just got here!
-
Commander:OPERATION: Babel fish is go!
Soldier: WTF?!
*barakarin guy walks in and shoots both, before being shott by anthoer barakarin guy*
-
Fear my shave/bald head and my meat cleaver(?)
-
Fly 1: Whats with the Little light at the lower right corner?
Fly 2: DONT DO IT FRANK! YOUR TOO YOUNG!
-
Beware the space butcher.
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why can't it be Panda, Panda, Panda?
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I hear voices in my head....
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i will find that monkey and i'll kill it dead!
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i do hate freaking monekys....
Is is wonderfull..... KISS MY FETT GOD DA*N IT~=!
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Comeon...just a little slice here and a little cut there and you can look as good as me
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A 5th graders science project.
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What do you mean I'm a mutant Dalmatian?!?
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Babel Fish is the freaking best.... casue we metal
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What? Oh, don't mind the butcher's knife. I carry it around just in case I have to hack my way out of a massive zombie attack.
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^'s Av:fhuhjtgsfeshfguehjgturfbjrehgdhjeteuy3etfrguyet7etdtrevyfgbetybndtgsedjnkgfuygretuawfdgjhwtruygfeuygghfydnuebfuyjwebhindyerjmgigbneh58575687rfehjrgrb3tvegf
Somebody else: Translation, Jibbersh!
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See my black eye? Well a giant piece of pork loin flew out of nowhere and hit me in the face.
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Can't touch this!
*Thinks back to part of an episode of Family Guy*
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Bunny super power!!!!!!!!!! Ignite!
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Breaking the law!Breaking the law!
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Bunny super power!!!!!!!!!! Ignite!
A bunny? That's Pikahulkomon, based off of Pikachu... He's a mouse... :P
^ How would you like THIS shoved up your ass?
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I AM NOT A BUNNY! I AM A MOUSE! THAT SHOOTS ELECTIRY OUT OF ITS ARSE! YARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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Its just me and you "Rack of Lamb".
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so many lights....
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COME HERE!!! so I can wring your freaking neck!!
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i have a sword!
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Come on out! I promise I won't hurt you! I don't have a gun or anything!
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what is that going in my mouth! This wasnt in my contract!
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That will teach that damn salesman to try and sell ME something!
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dont Fu*k with me, im a pickle
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Yea that's my house back there. I think it goes pretty good with the atomic waste site in the backyard.
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with this type of bomb, Code Named: BABEL FISH we will nuke MTV!
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Ok...so the plan stays the same. We rush into their TV station and take them...off the air. >:D >:D
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this plan will never make it off the drawing board
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Ssssshhhhh... i'm hunting rabbits hehehee
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I'm laughing AT you, not with you.
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Yea! I'm serious! It was THIS small!
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Where's the fish penis?
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somebody catch me I am falling
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Fear Me!!!! For I have a bow and arrow!
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There better not be any Fu*king ideas about smashing me....
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If I ever find your seed growing in my daughter's belly, I'm gonna hunt you down, bitch >:(
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WHERE THE FU*K IS MY WASIT!
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Why am I standing here??
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whay the Fu*k do i look like a fu*king robot?
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If you get through this door I will shot you. It won't do much, but at least a man can try.
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i is a panda!
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Oh how original.
"Holy shit, this isn't Kansas."
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No, i am not extinct you asshole !!!
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you fucking suck frank
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hey deer deer deer ... come on baby ... come to mamaaaa
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Did I actually say 'you suck' out loud?
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Hey, there, big fella! Buy a girrrrl a drink?!
;D
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I'm a little tea-pot short and stump ...
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I suppose "you suck" is a little too obvious and probably already done. so, "Do I know you?"
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I is looking atz yoooz
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So what if i'm a big piece of metal? Don't worry, there's no sugar.
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you suck! now, go make me some coffe!
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Who turned out the freaking lights?
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I Is going WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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I am a high-tech robot from the 23rd century, with a high powered protective battle chassi, and here I am in Kansas, waiting for Ma to finish make the mashed potatoes.
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with no female pandas I do what I can...
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Damn, but I'm goooood looooooking!
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"If I keep spinning long enough, I'll eventually break the sound barrier!"
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*yes, i do have another eye ... and yes, you do look like a moron*
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you suck...a lot....
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The inseam on these pants is too tight....way to tight.
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I feel like I'm going to vomit any minute now.
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*I know i look like a movie star ... Fabulous dear ...
-
So...how long do i have to hold this pose for?
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^ looks like wants some more brains.
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'Name's Bond ... Timmy Bond ...
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Yeah, I'm pointing at you. Do you see anyone else here? No, I thought not.
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^ i said DECAF! you son of a [edited for content not suitable to the young uns]!
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yes...come to me....i know you are drawn towards me....mu ha ha ha
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^ yes i am making up for the fact that i have a small dick.
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Dude 1: Sir! We are losing the blueiness!
Dude 2: FU*K!
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Does this dress make me look fat?
-
Pandas can't dance but still I try
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i was on an episode of invader zim!
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whats up with the words floating around?
-
Come on let's twist again ... :-P
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Office guy: Sir, wheres your other arm?
^: Bara ate it off, dumbas*
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It's not easy being green...
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Ah ya see dem cats just come up in 'ere an' 'hink tha' day can just take our jobs.
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baby don't hurt me
don't hurt me
no more
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No, we are not a happy family
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WHERE THE FU*K IS MY GODDA*N FUC*ING COFFE!
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just lay your head on that log right there,yeah just like that!
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How dare you defy me!
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A woman like that doesn't need to think to get what she wants.
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Who the hell do YOU think you are?
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YOU ALL FUC*ING SUCK!
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What sort of self respecting Orc thinks?
-
so, i was coming around the left track, then my tire blew out, so i let booby joe fix it up, and then i was back in the race. I ran into some body, and i was on my way to victory, but then some idiot in a fancy new truck hit me, so i grabed my shotgun at attacked him. Then, i dorve to Taco Bell, KFC. Later, we all went to hooters.
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so, i was coming around the left track, then my tire blew out, so i let booby joe fix it up, and then i was back in the race. I ran into some body, and i was on my way to victory, but then some idiot in a fancy new truck hit me, so i grabed my shotgun at attacked him. Then, i dorve to Taco Bell, KFC. Later, we all went to hooters.
(hey - if the shoo fits!)
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We bought our lard at Wallace's Drugstore for 80 cents. What a deal!
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"Nani nani wa nani nani o nani nani ga nai!"
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Hello, my name is frank, and i chew this pipe.
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That's right, just put your pretty head right here on the chopping block.
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Baby dont hurt me...baby, dont hurt me
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SMASH AND PILLAGE AND FIGHT AND WHAT NOT!
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What would you think if I sang out of tune
Would you stand up and walk out on me?
Lend me your ears and I'll sing you a song
And I'll try not to sing out of key
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The weight of this hair is slowly crushing my spine and neck...
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Oh my darling, oh my darling, oh my darling Clementine ....
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Hope she doesn't notice three of my fingers are pointing back at me
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Daddy, daddy, where do babies come from?
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you're a dumbass aren't ya boy?
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New goo
Blue goo
Gooey gooey
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perfectly american aren't i? whats that you say? why should they be fat? oh.....
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I like to - I mean my girlfriend likes to put these cloths on me.
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i'm................................getting.....................................dizzzzzzy......
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So tell me dear ... are you also a woman ? or just plain gay? ...
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Office dude: Whats that thumping noise?
^: Thats my other hand....
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super retard mutant SLASH prices.
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Alright, are you going to be in hand cuffs, or me?
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wow that was a damned good one bara. helps that thats what happened after the shoot......
^i carry my chess board on my chest. what? when your on a brutal campaign of bloodshed, nothing calms you down like a game of chess.
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Hey, i got something up in my head
Chick: I scared!
^: Dont worry, ill procet you!
Chick: Yey!
^: Now, just put this ball in your mouth...
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Man, this axe is so heavy, it just feels like overkill. Why did I buy it?
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WHAT THE FU*K WERE YOU FU*KING THINKING! I DIDNT WANT A DA*N DIARY! I WANTED A COOKIE FOR GODS SAKE, YOU SON OF A [female dog]
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i don't know i'm not sure if the helmet quite go's with the rest of the outfit.
-
^: Wheres you other hand?
*5 seocnds later*
^: OH GOD YES!
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What do you mean my chest is smoking? Oh sh*t....
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I'm a fish, but when I was young, I dreamed of being a panda.
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I may be a panda...but at least I....umm....uhh....Alright, you caught me. I dreamt of flying as a flying fish, but my cursed parents wanted a panda. O:-)
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I can translate any language, but not the awesome language that is Panda. It is too complex for my primitive mind.
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Panda A - Grah grrr grunt grubble snort sneeze splurkle. (Translation) = Alright...there's only two of us left...we have to propagate the species.
Panda B - Gimble snashly splargle (Translation) = But I'm really just an assortment of fish in a panda suit. Your doomed.
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(Damn you!)
The dog ate me.
-
Mmmmm....that dog was tasty! What do you mean he just ate a Lion Fish? Aren't those poisonous?!?
(at least it wasn't the fish's natural enemy...the cat....or is that the lack of water.... oh well, a little variety is good for fish death statistics everywhere)
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no no no you got this diagram backwards. do it again!
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Play the da*n clubbing music!
-
Whistle while you work
doot de doot doot doodee doo!
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i'm cute but watch out for my marketing team!
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^:Well geesh laddty, is a bit drunsh rigsht now, can you callsh me back laterish?
Chick: I got handcuffs
^: Lets go.
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everyone else at the DND table @ ^: come on man you can't be that its suuuuch a MUNCHKIN powergamed character come on.
-
(Is freaking Warhammer 40k!)
Just shut up. I dont really care anymore. Just leave.
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What do you mean it's Toga Wednesday? I thought this was Warrior's Week...
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Fish are wonderful and so are pandas.
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Am I agreeing or is this my epilepsy again? I can't tell...
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i'm just here so you'll know when you've been insulted.
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One day I'll have a glove with fingers.... one day
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(wow that was brilliant)
"Why yes Madame President I AM TACOMANNNNN*echo on the N for awhile* and i've come here to talk to you about when you have too much cheese on your taco......"
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You think they wanna join us?
-
As you can see by this diagram they next generation of mechano-fish reduces the over all power consumption in fin flapping while increasing the kiss factor by 12.
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why yes. yes this IS a taco suit.
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"I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love...."
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Lion: Ah, if only this stupid shield wasn't blocking us, my love, we would be together
Unicorn: Please dont move the shield, don't move the shield,dont move the shield
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wow i have an enormous forehead.....
-
i just gave up on life. fuck you all.
-
"No matter how many chicks I kill, I can't live up to the original."
-
"Would you like to try our endless breadsticks?"
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I wear this mask casue chicks think im sexy
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"What's that in your hair?"
-
I am handsome.
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HELP ME! I have been kidnapped by greedy imperialists!
-
burn......Burn......BURN!!!!!! *cackles maniacly*
-
I will come for you too child, sooner or later, nowhere to run, nowhere to hide...
-
*Note, say this outloud, half singing it*
oh my name is frasnk, and i love fire, so if you dont shut up, ill burn you to ashes!
-
what do you meen theres no more coffee?!!!!
-
i am going to kill you...after i screw you...
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I'm going to kill anything that gets in my way.
-
liberty......yea okay.
-
Ivy wreath... check
Shield... check
2 Axes with oversized handles and small blades... check
Medal with blue ribbon... check
-
lol i'm two euphemisms in one!
-
fool, get done on your knees and pray to me before i kill you ass!
-
"Get a steppin' before i kick your ass"
-
omg
-
Giant George Bush is going to eat me!
-
Im a cat, not a taco, fatass!
-
ugly be thy name.
-
now your just racist against death!
-
smash smash
-
aint i looking fine.
-
Who is next?
-
home of the free, and the brave and something something something.
-
guh.... too plus....guh......me forget......guh........me kill now?
-
Whats for dinner I'm starving?
-
Man, I can't wait to eat this kid
-
god damn cats.
-
thigh or wing...... that tis the question....
-
of god yes! YESSSS!
-
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!
-
This bird carpet is comfy
-
slowly backing away from the hungry mob
-
Shine on you crazy diamond
-
No I am not a bee! I am the Varkourian Flag!
-
Bling.
-
i summon you, big bird!
-
You fight all day and what do ya get. Another day older and a deep armor dent.
-
Why, why does my owner hate me so much?
-
sparkle sparkle
-
If da red onez go fasta, do bloody axe hit fasta?
-
Red walls and a green carpet, who decorated this freakin' room!
-
oh, im a taco, not a cat, im a taco, just not a cat!
-
Ax or gun, gun or ax I'm so confused. ???
-
Come here and sit on my lap littile boy
-
Uggg!
-
Ha ha! im uni-meltable!
-
Why must orcs smell so bad?
-
*sigh*
-
So..there I was...white everywhere...I have to tell you...I was lost
-
See...down there in the corner. Some sixth grade drew a penis. They're all over my textbook.
-
If I move from this spot the people will see the mauled remains of the last person to call me a stupid bamboo eater....
-
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Who turned me into a Picasso?!?!?!
-
who truned me into a snow man?!
-
Where'd I put my brain?
-
whered i put my mom.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
-
Ohhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
-
im a littile tea pot
-
I wish I could think up some better come backs.
-
ohhhhh
-
I wonder what the weather's like in Florence this time of year?
-
ohhh?
-
Ug!
-
o?
-
Damn that Akka guy's good.
-
damn, that bara guy is so cool.
-
Quick, I need another witty comment before I seem like a one shot wonder.
-
ohhhh.
-
Doh.
-
I'm a snowman NOT a Lego man!
-
Why is he hugging me?!?! Ewwww!
-
As a Lego snowman I don't have to worry about the heat.
-
Now where did this kids owners go again?
-
ohhhh
-
Hmmm....
My axe needs sharpening again. Such an effort.
-
i got a ornge nose. AND ANYBODY WHO MAKES FUN OF IT, I KILL YOU!
-
hee hee. Funny orange Nose.
-
hee he. He has a axe.
-
Cheap costume, the Axe is rubber!
-
WHY THE HELL DIDNT YOU BRING ME MY COFFE!
-
Now class, LEARN OR DIE!
-
but sir, all i asked was for some more.
-
Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I just stepped on a nail!!
-
Man this dog is hot, I may have had too much to drink!
-
Yahhh! i will kill you!
-
ERR...RAID THE VILLAGES!
-
it speaks for itsself.
-
Must.....chop.....trees!
-
Errgg.. this dog stinks!
-
Kissing this guy makes me feel like a lesbian. His tits are bigger than mine.
-
Give me back my earphones!
-
RAWRRRRRRR!!!!! I HATE YOU ALL
(By the way those are two guys XD)
-
(We know..)
What? Your a girl?!
-
Well if I kill you....
-
well, if i love you
-
What are those two guys doing?
-
(No offense or anything, but are you really gay? no offense, of course)
hold me tighter
-
(No offense or anything, but are you really gay? no offense, of course)
(Yeah i am XD just look at Prince of Ruby Blood)
WTF! What are they doing?
-
go damn it! i already said it!
-
*hic*
-
Dude, im going to jerk off while atching porn, becasue i have no life.
-
But it's got electrolytes!
-
im just so high on this weed!
-
It's time to... Oh c*ap I forgot what time it is.
-
i cant say crap.
-
I said crap!
-
i cant say that word!
-
LOLCatz haz my internets!
-
who the heck is that?
-
Ma! Where's mah socks at?!?!?!?!
-
Ma! Whats the dog doing with mah weed!
-
*pook*
-
Which way did he go? Which way did he go? ???
-
ladies dig black.
-
... one word at a time.
-
Look I am flying!
-
baby, come to my rotor blades....CRAP NO! DOMT TOUCH THAT!
*screams in the backround*
Crap.
-
This mask should stop me from getting lost in a dust storm.
-
yo.
-
Hewwo Kitty, you my bich...
-
MA! THE DAMN DOG IS OUT AGIAN!
-
Don't wait for me, Scarlett, I'll only break your heart.
-
Moss....
-
Brown shoes, white shoes...?
-
rocks...
-
This new camouflage is great!
-
...
-
^ Left guy: Damn. Am I cool or what?
^ Right Guy: Why didn't i get legs?? Oh God. WHY?!?!?!!?
-
i iz isnae!
-
*The ^ avatar does some fancy 2-dimensional dance moves and sings*
"It doesnt matter if you're black or white, Yeah!"
-
I must send all my RL money to Empy!
-
'Firey death upon you all...'
-
^^ I must give all my virtual and RL money to various aid organisations.
^ EEEK!! Is that a mouse?!?!?!
-
im...going...to....eat...you...
-
^ I killll joooooo!
-
doom doom doom...
-
^ I think i dropped a contact lens. Could you help me?
-
Are?
-
So...Much...Foliage.
-
i is a smaurai!
-
^ My legz r melting! :o
-
im ready for nuclear wasteland.
-
^ Back in Black anyone?
-
RPG! RPG!
KAAAAAA-BOOOOOMMMMM!
-
i love you... pocket marmot.
-
ello, im the cops.
GET DOWEN ON THE GROUND!
-
pookie? hon? come on back, baby, i was juss kiddin' 'bout yer cousin irene.
darlin'?
*BOOM*
-
1st cop:so close...i like....
2nd Cop, Thinking: Pevert...
-
(you know, they are holding small stuffed animals.)
everybody now!...
rubber ducky you're the one
you make bath time... oh come on, you call that singing?
from the top and sound off like you gotta pair!
RUBBER DUCKY YOU'RE THE ONE
(that's better :wb:)
-
......yellow.....
-
murder...porn...sex...
-
Thousands of copies of me are planted in lawns and by highway onramps throughout the region.
-
i is a Brideae!!!!
-
Don't forget to vote for ME!
-
too bad its a replica....*sigh*
-
Rock and Roll baby!
-
hm...it says "Made in China"
-
Don't forget to vote!
-
it dousn't match my outfit.
-
my name is neil. Here is my card. call me for sex. 2 dollar.
-
I wish I was this hench in real life!
-
ugh this snow acne is totally killing my snow appeal...
-
I wish I was legible
-
lego my eggo? meep
-
Dude, where's my police car?
-
These pink waffles are good!
-
With this sword I shall cut my birthday cake!
-
The sun wont melt me this time!
-
meeew.
-
WTF happened to my virtual wife?!
-
DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
That White Wedding was never to be...
-
Don't come near me! I'll whack you with this huge pepper pot!!!
-
Finally someone else who recognises that there is no 'u' in the Latin alphabet!
-
Okay, so if I add my Str modifier to my damage roll...
-
I didn't eat the sweeties. O:-)
-
Here, take my +1 Mace... to your head that is.
-
You know what that is over there? It's my post.
-
Kill... rape... plunder... AM I A BARBARIAN OR A PIRATE?? YARR
-
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm a flying shield!
-
Man my maker sucks at drawing...
-
ya roides more more more
-
yea i thought the stars were a bit gaudy myself at first but now they've kind of grown on me....
-
Look out David Bowie, here I come.
-
^"They're heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee!"
-
You know what? Nevermind; nix the whole project. This angle is totally wrong.
-
I love soap-bubbles!
-
Damnit, my helmet stopped working. Does anyone have 12 AAA batteries?
-
Don't let that eagle carry off my sword!
(And are you all WOWmen as you seem to like +1ing my magic powers :P)
-
Maybe if we move the sofa over there and put the loveseat under the window it'll set off the whole "medieval" vibe you're going for, here.
(P.S. Screw WoW, D&D for the proverbial win!)
-
(40k, FTW)
EAT ME!
-
I wasn't in the third game. I am fail.
-
Some day I'll flap these wings and fly away....
-
i'm a real snowman!
-
OMG, I've played like a million more maps that you, so stuff you!
-
let is snow, let is snow, let is snow.
-
Donut, keep away from the Warthog.
-
"RAWR!"
"FRANK! TIME FOR DINNER!"
"But mommmmmm, i'm playing with my friends"
"You can play with them later, we have to eat NOW!"
-
OMG I'm like Pawning all do n00bz!
-
snoooowwwwmmmmaaaannnn
-
kill bara!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
*Plays Hazzard's car horn*
-
YARRR!
-
My heads been turned to the left for so long it hurts when I look right.
-
We affixed these wings to a shield and threw it from a plane flying at 10,000 feet. Let's see what happens.
-
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
-
^Dude, I bet you don't know, I AM WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!
-
my arm isn't all thats metal ;)
-
i'm too sexy for my shirt, just too sexy....
-
Lets all converge on this island.
-
I know, I know. I look white, but I swear I'm not Tom Cruise!
-
Damn! I'm too hot for my girlfriend!
-
Does the light behind me make me look scarier?
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My sword shall not be sheathed 'till I have drawn blood!
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i ahve...sexlexia....
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Damnit, I need to paint this terrain some day. I'll get around to it... later...
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And there is my ex-lover...
ah go fuck your self.
i already have.
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*point man to leader of unit* Sir, I see the enemy!
*leader to pointman* great! start shooting!
*other squad* look, a guy! shoot him! *other squad opens fire, hitting the pointman 12 times with no armour saves
*first squad* AH IM HIT! *joe falls over dead, pointman looks bewildered* HOW'D THAT HAPPEN THEY SHOT ME??
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he.he.he. my sexlexia is very...sexy.
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Which group is supposed to attack which group?
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Do these bangs make me look effeminate?
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I don't know how much longer I can hold this smile!
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Jesus, my arms ache! Can't I just sheath this thing already, sensei?
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i hold the key to the universe.
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F&*%, I almost dropped my cigarette!
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Snatch this key from my hand and you may leave.
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*said with accent* I vill kill jou ded... MUAHAHAHAHA!
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Hello, welcome to the Lawn and Garden News Network. Today, on LGNN, we have a breaking story for you. Now to Tania with more information on this unfolding story.
Well, Dianne, I'm bringing you photage directly in front of a massive crop of reefer just uncovered by the police. This is the largest find in America in three years!
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Why, whatever do you mean? I don't have anything behind my back.
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Look! A nickel!
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Alright guys, we're safe behind this taco.
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Come to me my little pretty...
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Fuck! i got a papercut!
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for the glory of the flag!
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Just you shut your mouth.
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If you don't give me the candy I will eat this and then you can never leave...
Hello, welcome to the Lawn and Garden News Network. Today, on LGNN, we have a breaking story for you. Now to Tania with more information on this unfolding story.
Well, Dianne, I'm bringing you photage directly in front of a massive crop of reefer just uncovered by the police. This is the largest find in America in three years!
When i read this i started laughing XD
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What are you looking at? You never see a pill doing Tai Chi before?
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Im a little tea pot short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout.
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i wish i had eyes.... :'(
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Anyone got a light?
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Right! WHO STOLE MY BIONIC LEGS WHILE I WAS NAPPING?!
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I am not a praying mantis. >:(
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would you like some shampagan?
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light my cigarette, bitch.
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If I didn't smoke, I wouldn't have this damn air tank strapped to my back all day.
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yeeeee-haw
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Damnit, forgot to bring my legs. Forest! FOREST! Get me outta the jungle!
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Someone! get me a condom!
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This gun's more than a flashlight... it's also a standard issue cigarette lighter.
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I wish I had some pants.
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let it snow, let it snow, let is snow
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So this is what a warp vortex looks like from the inside...
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Slaanesh wants your souls!
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Mr. Wizzard of Oz sir, May I please have a brain sir.
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I'm better than Frosty. :smack:
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Now Mr. Anderson, it is time for you to die!
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No, I really am your Dad.
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My swords bigger than your sword!
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im a littile tea pot, short and spout...
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damn I'm sexy in this.
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im a littile tea pot, short and spout...
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OMG warhammer
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im a little tea pot, short and stout...
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I really need the toilet!
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One day they're going to take me apart and make a castle. Until then... I have goosebumps
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I'm so cute!
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If my nose was a real carrot I'd eat it.
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i is busting a move
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I is a busta
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is is a lego snowman
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Say hello to my little friend!
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WE DIDN'T EAT THE COOKIES!
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I want to touch you! My mind is saying yes but my body's saying.. yes too..
can i touch you??
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Damn, this is one cute ventriloquist doll.
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In your hurry to eat, you've mislaid a carrot in your moustache.
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Me conan.
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why yes i do have commitment issues!
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common! take the damn picture so I can get out of all this stuff!
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Why are you naked? and why do you keep starting at my nose?
oh dear god.
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I PWn you!
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EAT ME!
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Does my bum look big in this?
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Your meat shell pleases me.
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where are those damn persians!
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My name is Maximus Desimus Oralious. Commander of the Armies of the North....
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have a holly jolly christmas, and a happy new year
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I'm too sexy for my gun
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GET THE FIRE AWAY FROM ME!
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at last I am complete
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snap to, son!
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where's the fire....I swear it was right here.
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Dammit! Where did I put my pimp cane now?!?!
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we're here for the boy.
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Hell yeah...I'm sexy in eye shadow and I know it...
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Hell, I would have injected Vitamin C, if it was illegal.
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I'll be back-
oh wait...
Wrong movie.
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is is a lego man.
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Vote for me or else!
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Good thing about being made out of legos, when the summer comes I will still be around!
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Wanna see something long, sharp and shiny??
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wanna see something with six legs that'll make you cry ai mami
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"Must Keep Cool Pose! Must Not Move! Must Not Scratch Itch!
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Where are my damn pink waffles?!
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hmmm... i wonder if there really is gold at the end of a rainbow...
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I can't wait until we get back in the dressing room!
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I'm only taking this picture because I have been captured by psychopaths and my life is on the line...
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alright strike a pose. and vogue!
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Look into my eyes. You are getting sleep. So very very sleepy.
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i've got pacman fever.
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I'm serious, smoking kills.
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I is ll cool j in da flesh!
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I'm the coolest one here!
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Ooo....
I like pointy things :)
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I wonder wha other lego bits i can attach to my face.
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meow
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you cant melt me, you cant melt me.
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I wonder if i point this at the muffin man will he give me a Muffin??
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were bring sexy back....
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OMG like I need a bath! This gun thingy's just so dirty. :-[
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These damn spots, Clearasil has just turned my face white...
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Bam, Bam
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I'm in your room, using your webcam.
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I wish I could sing opera
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i is not melting in spring!
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just compensating for my....................you know.
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light it, bitch!
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I wish I was cool. You know. Like a Snowman ;)
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I had to dig around a few boxes full of Legos to find the right piece for my nose. Being a Lego snowman is hard sometimes.
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everyone sing along!!
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la la la...
(hey, im kinda sleepy)
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How many times do i have to tell you mom?? Don't come into my room without knocking!!
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Come here little boy...we have some candy...
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OOC: you make us sound like teenage pedophiles.. >:(
oh crap.. i forgot what your avatar looks like...
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We're the reason Nixon was impeached. Rawr! :fight:
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Tra la la, kill the humans, tra la la...
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You can't buy candy with a nickel anymore!
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my name is miller 18 you killed my hamster prepare to die.
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I know I look like the guy from "Rocky Horror"!
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why do you build me up buttercup baby just to let me down. and turn me around....
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I could fulfill all of your fantasies without even being in the room.
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(you made me blush again)
here i'll trade this for your soul.
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I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair.
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I'm not trying to scare you.
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Open Up , one way or another we are coming in.
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I asked for no onion...
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we are the goon squad and we're coming to town beep beep.
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I lost my lighter, but it made for a cool pic.
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Make friends with this Barney!
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SUXK ITS!
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OMG I broke a Nail
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Why do people keep calling me "Frosty"?
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we uhh...live together....but...were not lesbians...
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OOC: I resent that Mister!!
My cousin told me to point this at your head.... I get candy if your dead by noon!!
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yes we love the attention i mean just look at these outfits!
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You know you think I'm SEXAY!
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you can't resist one of us what makes you think you can resist three?
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go ahead. try to take the cigarette.. see what happens
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mmhmm the pink camera IS a euphemism.
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"Push me and then just touch me, 'til I can get my satisfaction.."
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love that song!
hurry and take the picture my face is starting to hurt from smiling...
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really?!? me too!!
when i said take a picture it would last longer i didn't mean actually do it.
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ooooh foxy lady....*guitar riff*
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touch me and you die... i love you though...
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"We three, Queens of orient are."
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bite me.
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is this the killers anonymous meeting??
No? Dammit!!
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too bad that neil guy's not single....
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Dude, I don't think this is a cigarette, I feel stoned.
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Yes my brother is a robot... are you into that kind of thing?? ;)
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Dammit! What'd I do with the spare battery?
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Nothing. hes plastic.
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Where am I... Who are you and Why do i have this gun??
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Hey girls, there's that Sexy Tallsville guy!!!!!!!
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you bastard!!!!
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light my fire, baby.
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Its hard to see through this mask , but its great for dramatic effect.
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and this children is how you take the sword out of the sheath.. now run along and practice your samurai skills!
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yes we are models like spluh!
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SUCK IT!
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Do you feel lucky, punk?
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me frank. me bash head in.
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I'm too sexy for my jacket...
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Alright, i was cold...
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NO JAYWALKING!!!
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BURN!
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Give me that Klondike Bar.
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what are we burning this for again??
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just remember to turn off the flash this time...
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yes...i want you...
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I'm ready for anything.
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its on, its on like its never been on. cus i be a pulling a shiv.
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Sorry, babe. I'VE GOTTA SAVE THE INTERNETS.
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as you can see, Kim Jong Ill kicked me out of his Fav 5.
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Pretty Fly for a White Guy...
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I told you not to play with matches...
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Narrator: The baby fox is near his time of birth....aint he ugly?
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i'm bara in six months.
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Oh yeah...I want ALL OF YOU.
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see my paws, its lighting. Bet that sucker.
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Uhhh... guys? I think i got stuck.... again....
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oh snizzap, i forgot ta put in tha battries
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Yes, that gun IS in my pants.
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Suck that, Kim!
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Chicks dig guns.
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Ah, !@#$, it burns!!!!!
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Don't mess with me boy! Or I'll throw a potion up your ass!
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die die
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come here girl...you want some candy?
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F*CK. My avatar changed again.
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OH SHIT! MOTHERFU*KER! MOTHER FUC*ER! GOD FUC*ING DA*N IT! IM ON FIRE!
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I have name you know... It's Bravo Three.
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I'm so hot, I'm on fire. Wait, I really AM on fire. AHHHHHHHHHH!
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Red.
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Dude, I should really just be put in water.
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I need Clear Eyes.
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im a burning flag. what do you want me to think?
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Ok, director, can I lower my gun now? It's getting really heavy holding it like this after a while!
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Guess what my first word?
What?
*deep, scary voice*
I'm going to kill you.
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^I have saved the internets, now I'm gonna kill everyone in them!
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Man, im going to cut you up!
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What they DON'T know is that this is a watergun...
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I'm on fire. Big Whoop.
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It might look like i want to hurt you but...
*breaks into song*
I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
And I'll Take You There
I Want To Love You (P.Y.T.)
Pretty Young Thing
You Need Some Lovin' (T.L.C.)
Tender Lovin' Care
I'll Take You There
- michael Jackson
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Hey man, you want some candy?
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why is my head so tiny?
-
so..you said you wanted a massage with a happy ending?
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Hey, man that's my twinkie...
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OH NO YOU DIDNT!
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RW: What'd you say Honey?
*BOOM*
RW: Oops....
RW's Wife: Did you just shoot the dog?!!?!??!?!?
RW: Uhhh.. it was an accident i swear... honey? why are you holding the cleaver??
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didn't you hear.... sexy is in.
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RW: What'd you say Honey?
*BOOM*
RW: Oops....
RW's Wife: Did you just shoot the dog?!!?!??!?!?
RW: Uhhh.. it was an accident i swear... honey? why are you holding the cleaver??
since when did i get married?
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^ I just know I'll win the Boba Fett lookalike contest
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i know over 3 ways of kung fu styles
the monkey: (http://www.schwimmerlegal.com/monkey.jpg)
The Tiger:(http://www.saintpauls.edu/spctigers/Pictures/Tiger%20Growl.jpg)
The Beatles:(http://www.popartuk.com/g/l/lgcvf001+the-beatles-in-london-black-and-white-photo-the-beatles-canvas-canvas.jpg)
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Heh, who's laughing now?
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I'm so ready for that FMA Cos-play!
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OH YEAH!
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oh yeah!
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OH YEAH!
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OH YEA! [seriously i need to stop breaking these walls down]
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what the....WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?
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OH YEAH!
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OH YEAH! [how come the cult leader never drinks me?]
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mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
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OH YEAH!
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OH YEAH!
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*Sung to the tune of this land is my land* This land is my land, this is not your land, I got a shotgun, and you don't got one, I'll blow your head off, if you don't get off, this land was made for me, not you!
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O...M....Gosh I'm SEXAY!!
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So... why are we in a closet again?
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burn baby burn, disco inferno.
-
Spacey...
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KIM! YOU NOT IN MY FIVE ANYMORE! SUCK THAT!
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Samus Aran can kiss my ass!
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gimme back my legs or i'll be forced to kill you by hand
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*guys looks over towards ^*
There is a god
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Hey! Built-in toilet!
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Person in the background: Will we get in trouble for being here?
Other person: I dunno... wanna go get some lunc- DUDE YOU'RE ON FIYAH!!!
PITB: OMF..AKSJDFLJALSJDFOIUASDFJH!!!
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alright i take the picture you guys just look cool, like album cover cool not so much grunge but more like project runway alright....*click*
-
Why am I rising towards that light in the sky? I don't want to die! Put me back on Earth in the body of a turtle, I don't care!
-
i'm going to eat your soul.
-
Pick me , pick me!
-
i am an antichrist, i am an anarchist don't know what i want but i know haow to get it, i want to destroy.
-
so, vinne. Whens the hit?
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One of these days I will be in color.
-
daddy what's a revolution?
-
Who the hell is that fatty next to me....
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mom why can't i be a cool avatar i mean i change around allot but all the kids still make fun of me.
-
damn, i look good.
-
seriously what was that artist thinking...
-
It's party time!
-
I drew the Mohawk guy in the corner... the rest was there already I swear Officer!!!
-
oh love love love cuddly cuddly love.
-
Who is holding who up here?
-
viva la,
Restinace.
-
its viva la resistance
and ooh.. so this is what its like being a cartoon...
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Hey, you smell like coconut.
-
Does this bag match?
-
What happened to the gum I put on here a week ago?
-
i will be the fuhrer!
-
But Louis, oranges are so mundane.
Shut-up Baudelaire.
-
i am nothing, thus, i am everything.
-
Don't slip on the blood!
-
i is a comeing, jenay.
-
SPARTA!
-
so, did you see the matrix?
-
Help I'm falling and I can't get up.
-
no it's not a pony behind the wall.
-
So, how many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?
-
*han solo*
OH YEAH!
-
Dude that was so funny I wish I had my camera. Could you fall again?
-
GIVE ME LIBERTY, OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!
-
Take this biotch! this is what you get for screwing my girlfriend!
-
LESBIANS, FTW!
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LESBIANS, FTW!
**why does everyone make that assumption?? She is my BEST FRIEND!**
I wonder what would happen if i... oh... oops.
-
**Umm, because many males find it intriguing and exciting to hint in that direction even if they can plainly see it's not the case?**
^Wouldn't you like to be here in between us?
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must burn all then i will have control of all the worlds chicken! (insert evil laught of your choice)
-
whoa,
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By the powers of Greystone!!!1!
-
Many forms of Government have been tried, and will be tried in this world of sin and woe. No one pretends that democracy is perfect or all-wise. Indeed, it has been said that democracy is the worst form of government except all those other forms that have been tried from time to time.
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*shouting*I'm the king of the world!
-
*that reminds me of something. I made up this fake Kingdom in school once, and i sometimes call peolpe peasnts whenever they piss me off*
Well....life sucks, dont it?
-
BOOM!
(That was too easy)
-
woof
-
Bara wins this week's st00pid fart tricks award!
:clap:
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" "
(Well, a nonexistent avatar's thoughts are also nonexistent, I think...)
-
^ "I'm ready for my closeup."
-
DOGGIE!
-
^ Ah!? What's that? It's coming right from the sky towards us!? I'll catch it, I'll catch it!
-
woe is me
-
We want to welcome you to munchkin land
-
why, this a very good Canadian smoothie, eh.
-
I want a counter reset! Please!
-
why, what a preety sky...
-
How do you solve a problem like Maria?
-
^ Wait, that's a maple leaf?
-
I told you I had to go!
-
^ I maybe blind but I can still smell you.
-
I wish I were an avatar.
-
I've been hit with a giant ball of OOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!
I'm slippery as an EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLL!
LALALA!
-
those meat pies sure are tasty.
-
WHY IS MY HEART PURRING?!
-
You've seen my nose. Now you must die.
-
Would you prefer a shave or a hot-towel treatment?
-
What's this button do?
-
What?
Don't look at me like this. I was making sure it was razor sharp.
-
Nintendo Convention?
No problem, I'll go as a combination of Zelda and Samus!
-
*talking to the green*
How you do like THIS flag, bitch!
-
Now isn't that a nicely honed blade?
-
Can't....bend....down....to...reach....dropped....house keys.
-
Why, oh why did I cheap-out on the padding...
-
PIZZA DELIVERY.
-
No wonder i don't have a life.
Your not the pizza delivery guy dad!!!
-
Currently, I am beating you in a staring contest.
And now I have won said contest.
*Fistpump*
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^Why am I such an ugly robot
-
^ why am I such a troll?
-
^why am I darth vaders sex slave
-
^ Is this really the winter of my discontent?
-
^ WAT R U DOIN IN MAH HAUS?
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^my moustache get all da bitches yo
-
Shit, guys, hide the evidence.
-
Oh dear god no! I've been locked outside of existence this is hellish!
-
gotta curve my eyelashes
-
Where the fuck are my pants!!!!!
-
ooh look at how edgy i am
-
Gotta get my pockets enlarged
-
Gotta get some pockets
-
Get back into life with Depends™!
-
Elementary dear Watson.
-
I'm the ultimate ninja
-
Die...die you little people.
-
I am the great fountain of pepto bismol!!
-
To drink or not to drink...
-
PRETTY WATER PRETTY WATERFALLS :clap: :clap: :clap:
-
I have no idea where I am....
-
Aces.
-
I must smell like Chery!
-
I am going to kill my agent for this.
-
Will you make me a sandwich?
-
Damn your boring immortal shoshiety!
-
(extra points for movinception)
ARGH! Why would you lit your fart?!
-
I can't believe how cheap this outfit was! ;D
-
^ This chair feels cold to the touch of my naked butt-cheeks.
-
does this gun go with these sh... OH ZARDOZ NO!
-
I want...TO DANCE!
-
I wonder which of my guns is bigger?
-
My acting career is built off a single character...
-
(ouch)
I can't decide which I like better, blue or red
-
My life choices don't offend people when I have a gun.
-
I can totally pass for human in this mask.
-
My hair line is receding faster than Seagal's.
-
The boots only cost $50!
-
That dentist really did a good job.
-
Drugs were a good choice
-
HEY LADY, HI MAN
-
Despite this outfit I bet you still think of me as James Bond.
-
I have the orb of power!
-
Don't worry, I only shoot blanks.
-
This mustache was a good decision.
-
I won't make the same mistakes as my predecessor.
-
Yesh it ish a bit chilly.
-
Leaf and sun powers, activate!
-
I don't have a catch-phrase, this is my catch-face.
-
Note to self: straps chafe nipples.
-
I think I had real person clothes once...
-
I'm a rocket maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan
-
We have such great human rights for I am a merciful god!
-
You can't deny the gluteus maximus!
-
BOOOOOOSH!
-
How you doin'? :wb:
-
Oh dear god they've taken my FACE!
-
Manicure!
-
I hope I don't break the horses back.
-
You have no idea the hell of llama farts I've been through these past months.
-
I sleep in this clothes
-
My can haz nukes?
-
Hey, are you a model? :-*
-
Paint for the lolz
-
We are going to do a western but we will call it a korean cowboy movie okay?
-
I'm having a cramp and my hand is stuck in this position.
-
Welcome to the Land of the Rising BOOTAY!
-
Hot pockets, I need hot pockets!
-
Herpa derp
-
Spitting is the highlight of my day!
-
You: You're going to die in 23 years of a coronary embolism. You? You're going to live in Tuscany with your mother... *and your boyfriend!* You: Telemarketer. You: Lite FM radio DJ. You? You will raise poodles. And not the big kind that win prizes. No, the annoying little kind that go, "Bap! bap! bap! bap! bap! bap! bap!
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I am sad despite being surrounded by cute goldfish.
-
this sun will be the death of me
-
And this will make people be able to relate to me
-
I'm unable to crop photos right
-
When I said "My Kingdom for a horse..." I wasn't being serious...
-
TabletopTabletopTabletopTabletopTabletopTabletopTabletop
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Why are those filthy Nords touching my skooma?!
-
hopes to get a natural 20
-
Is my beard becoming white?
-
HI HO....what is the line again?
-
You wouldn't believe how much work it is to keep this mane soft.
-
Can we say icosahedron?
-
Meat...
-
When am i going to be rick rolled?
-
I'm secretly blind.
-
I shall begin leading the mechanized cavalry.
-
Where my ladies at?
-
GREAT SCOTT!!
-
In the night, I am invisible. I am the terror that stalks the dark.
In the day... fuck.
-
I am one classy cat. Look at this tie. Look at this old timey colored pic. Classy.
-
I AM NOT A CUBOPHILE!
-
always worried about being late, forgets he owns a time machine...
-
I've been an avatar so long my fur is going white.
-
I came here to travel through time and fuck bitches.
And I've already traveled through time.
-
The circle of liiiiiiife! (http://youtu.be/HwSKkKrUzUk)
-
Circle of Life, :laugh: surprised you're the first to say that one.
Goes to the future. Doesn't warn Marty about Parkinson.
-
Kitteh is not pleased
-
If my calculations are correct, once this baby hits 88mph, you're going to see some serious shit.
-
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats HOOOOOOOOOO!
-
Why are things so heavy in the future?
-
I lost ma paws in the war.
-
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
-
Yes my beard is grey, no I can't teach you to "Shout".
-
Please excuse the crudity of this model.
-
Savannah, midday: No gazelles in sight, hyenas acting funny, some D-bag with a scar saying he is in charge now. More later.
-
A hair dryer? Don't they have towels in the future?
-
looks like lunch is here...CHOMPS!
-
Weight has nothing to do with it.
-
Welcome to the jungle. No, we don't have fun and games. What on earth made you think that? We're in THE JUNGLE for petesakes! Now then, you should run because I'm hungry.
-
This is my party....my precious. YES...MINE!!!
-
I don't always eat gazelle but when I do it's dos equis.
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WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
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Keeping alternative music alive into 2015.
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Seriously, I need comb time.
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Interview? More like never-view.
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Those cough drops taste awful!
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Would you believe me if I said we were the sane nation?
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I forgot to use shampoo today
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I wonder who in my family wants to kill me?
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GREAT SCOTT!
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I don't understand why i can't go to Blacklight from Solstheim?
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These goggles are killing me!!!!!!
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Abe can't save you!
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MY EYES!! THESE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!
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There's new lion pups around, I better go kill them to assure my dark reign.
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Get a horse they said. It'll be fun they said.
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I still don't know what the hell i am looking at.
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SHE GAVE ME WHAT?!
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Ughhh I need to touch up my roots.
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If you say my name backwards...
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In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeeeps toniiiiiiight...
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So glad I can get by with good looks alone!
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The alternative party. The OTHER white ProP.
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I am a shadow in the... wait it's daytime isn't it... fuuuuuuu-
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Here's looking at you, kid.
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Where, where should I look at? That way? Is this way ok? Will you take the photo already?
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Our nations horse is the finest in the world I say! We had to use the rest for burgers sure but still #1 horse!
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I'm so smooth.
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My social structure proves humans are stupid. Men do work? HAHAHAhahaha...
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Forgive me Lord Mittens for I have sinned.
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Join the Glukkons! We shall make snacks of everyone!
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I can haz cheeseburger?
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I can haz antlope?
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Auditioning for Puss In Boots 2
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I hope they cast me in Lion King 34.5
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Is he really going to be back for breakfast?
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I haven't seen my paws in years...
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Could you please get this glue off my paws?
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Do you think this horse makes my ass look big?
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Is the virgin mary really virgin?
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If my father was Supreme Leader and I am Supreme Leader who is really the Supreme Leader?
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Will my mommy ever love me?
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My father was the real King of the Jungle
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I hope wast the cat master hears my prayers.
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With the wind in my face and the sun at my back...oh wait......
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In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion eats tonight.
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Join the Glukkons! We shall make snacks of everyone!
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Join the Glukkons! We shall make snacks of everyone!
Hey! You recycled someone else's post. That's pretty cheap. :P
Join the Glukkons! We shall make snacks of everyone!
I'm the lion from the hood! I didn't get no fancy zebras for dinner Mr. Silver Spoon Lion. :fro:
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Terminate Experiment 626!
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Join the Glukkons! We shall make snacks of everyone!
Hey! You recycled someone else's post. That's pretty cheap. :P
Join the Glukkons! We shall make snacks of everyone!
I'm the lion from the hood! I didn't get no fancy zebras for dinner Mr. Silver Spoon Lion. :fro:
In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeeeps toniiiiiiight...
In the jungle, the mighty jungle the lion eats tonight.
So did you. Thought I'd return the favor. CHECK YOSELF BEFO YOU WRECK YOSELF! :keke:
On topic...
Do you have any grey purpon?
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I wish I was blond.
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Why did you give me this tiny horse? I said a LARGE horse to symbolize our great nations virility. Does this tiny mare suggest virility to you?!!!
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uhhh...wtf am I supposed to be...
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People think being a black sheep is hard...
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am i a part of species 8472?
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I don't even know where I am man, this shits all blurry.
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When I said get in my belly, this isnt what I had in mind...
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I believe in the power of roaring. Roaring has always scared off rivals. Roaring has always brought food.
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So do I fly or do I swim?
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How many paws am I holding up?
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Should I be wearing clothes?
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Am I really the King of the beasts?
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Are these fins decorative or do that have a function?
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Meat is the only food
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Yes nurse, I am a fish. Now please let me sign the papers so I can take my x-ray results home.
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Don't worry about the planet, our stock prices are through the roof!
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Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...
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Ans that is the circle of life my son. The women bring us food. We sleep. Life is good.
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I wonder how long I'll last as this guys avatar...
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I'm confident I will be here long after people run out of things to say about me.
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Am I a Gemini?
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I'm not even a Leo...
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Is that guy mimicking me?
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Have I the mighty Lion become the butt of so many jokes?
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Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the fairest of them all?
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Why do the little cats get all the attention? I want memes too!
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When I signed up for this outfit, it was all about the uniform. Now we have some skywitch in black in command. What happened to my empire?
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/me self leaping out of the water to devour Samuel L. Jackson
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Why yes I do have a prestigious law job! How did you guess? The bowtie neh?
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Am I a living thing or mechanical construct?
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Can I eat mechanical constructs? Meh, better have the ladies chase one down.
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back in my day...
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Are- are we related? O_o
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^ I am actually a post-mortem photograph.
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^ I wish all the photos I took weren't post-mortem...
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iz ma ty str8? wut u meen I no haz ty on?
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^ why cant i get a bowtie like that fancy cat?
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^ I hope that aboleth doesn't mind rape me.
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^ Am I an aboleth?
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Why am I always in this box?
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^ this is a small fish tank.
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(http://s3.amazonaws.com/halleonard-pagepreviews/HL_DDS_0000000000090951.png)
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^ (http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/american-ballads-and-folk-songs/american-ballads-&-folk-songs%20-%200597-1.png)
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Will my homeland ever be free of imperial exploitation?
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Don Draper can suck it.
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I shall only eat fresh meat. Not dried, processed food out of bag.
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I was a white lion until they opened that damned coal mine.
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this is as much as I can do with a brush and chinese black ink
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so how long do I have to be on this camel?
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Is...is that Kate? My eyes are getting old.
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I cant wait until my country develops the camera so I dont have to sit on this horse for so long to have a self portrait made.
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For the last time, stop calling me Mufasa!
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I was the first attempt as the wheel.
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Would you believe I was a meerkat in a past life?
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This wasn't even done with a real brush, it was all digital.
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Decisively improve the quality of the universal 12-year compulsory education!
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Have you taken the photo, can I move now? I've got a terrible hitch near my left ear.
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Let the units visited by the great leaders be exemplary and standard ones in implementing the Party's policies!
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I am a dumb animal staring into space for no reason.
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Hey stop lickin ma butt!
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the good, the bad, the high, the low, the white, the black, its all part of great circle of life
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I'm nearing the end of my circle of life
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look! i'ma centaur!
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I'm gold with black eyes.
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this rope is heavy
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Must have those bananas.
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i am not happy.
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^ Soft Kitty, Warm Kitty, little ball of fur.
Happy Kitty, Sleepy Kitty, purr, purr, purr.
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what to eat
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I'm a rejected cast member of New Girl.
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Hello, I'm Mister Ed
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
Is the famous Mister Ed!
Go right to the source and ask the horse.
He'll give you the answer that you'll endorse.
He's always on a steady course.
Talk to Mister Ed.
People yak-it-ti-yak a streak
and waste your time of day,
but Mister Ed will never speak,
unless he has something to say...
A horse is a horse, of course of course,
And this one will talk 'til his voice is hoarse.
You never heard of a talking horse?
Well, listen to this...
I am Mister Ed
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of what to drink right after.
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am i getting the pouty lips right?
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Why did you only powder my neckbeard and my mouth?
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okay now we can go back to North Korea and said we took this picture in North Korea
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about black, white and gray.
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so do i look thoughtful or pensive in this picture?
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why not buy more candies?
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take a picture, it'll last longer
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of grabbing some veggies.
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of eating some berries.
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of getting drunk on coffee.
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I won.
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You won
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My pretty face perfectly hides my sociopathic nature.
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pandas are cute
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headscarfs are cute.
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it's ok to kill crocodiles and use their face as a mask. Animal on animal cruelty isn't a thing.
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Why has no one asked what the horse is riding?
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(I just noticed one of his legs seems to be pulled backwards, I was likely tied... or someone did an armlock on his leg for the picture risking life for the great leader)
Am I cute or what?
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Kim Jong Il never had a horse this nice.
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dreams of a delegacy
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They'll never suspect I'm a piglet dressed as a tiger... What? You say I look like a lion? Damn costumer...
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dreams of power
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dreams of destruction
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnkywqTVKC1qdcgp6o1_500.gif)
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(http://i1.cpcache.com/product_zoom/576463601/i_love_balls_in_my_face_rainbow_bumper_sticker_sti.jpg?height=250&width=250&padToSquare=true)
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(http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a242/magarmor/Spunketees/lovcanaboyssm.jpg)
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(http://new2.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/I+love+u+in+the+most+gayest+possible+way+ever+_35f3b2502a7fc730ba1e4b5afcf45b21.jpg)
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(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/2d/2d28f8cd1d63d5db518c06d8b2709ca1d91c211ac2208da8faa7fc61627964dd.jpg)
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(http://rs1img.memecdn.com/Time-2-Fap_o_121913.jpg)
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(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/59/5923c794fe5d4e112fa18981121a2c75b59112c00ad3cfa8767a6494077a4f36.jpg)
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(http://static.tvtome.com/images/genie_images/news_hub/uploaded/priceiswrongnews138261430780/AHS-3x03_41.jpg)
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(http://rs2img.memecdn.com/weird-thoughts_o_190431.jpg)
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(http://cf.chucklesnetwork.agj.co/items/1/4/0/3/4/not-sure-if-is-the-gayest-thing-i-ever-see-or-still-not-as-gay-as-twilight.jpg)
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(http://allfunnyimages.com/wp-content/uploads/funny-dinosaur-green-meme.jpg)
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(First of all LOL, that is some funny shit right there. Secondly...)
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/74/74f3fc4f1fe15cd1af8a985c9aaa7b8900417f0c08a18c6bf40f107bbfb1eb98.jpg)
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(http://www.contentamp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/meme7.jpg)
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(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/bf/bf6f7669034cf59a530005ac67b098ce0808621bcb4d8a1a10b65cb072913a0a.jpg)
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keep up on your dreams...
(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/04/be/f6/04bef61785c55e4fb5ed5237a0b0b7e7.jpg)
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(http://rs2img.memecdn.com/lion_c_908231.jpg)
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LMAO!!!
(http://imgdex.com/i/4ee8beec1b8ae.jpg)
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(Oh so perfect!)
(http://rs1img.memecdn.com/lion_o_331569.jpg)
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(http://img.pandawhale.com/11788-panda-I-am-fucking-adorable-me-1COp.jpeg)
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/black-lion-problems.jpg)
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/destroy-racism-be-like-a-panda.jpg)
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(http://cdn.funniestmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/Funniest_Memes_at-any-moment-the-urge-to-sing-the-lion_13425.jpeg)
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(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3y0oeBY2y1rs4x5ro1_500.jpg)
Pandas, exposed!
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(http://2damnfunny.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Nigel-Thornberry-Meme-Is-Simba-Lion-King.gif)
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(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-EHRxLM0Rvkc/UUhH_tJnaRI/AAAAAAAAHeU/buWW-qBYq5Q/s1600/picdump-756-4.jpg)
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(http://s2.quickmeme.com/img/95/95a2e5f495fbf659c35c7457a0b3c229d24075b980004bee3479740c48c769fa.jpg)
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(https://chucklingdog.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/panda-thoughts.jpg?w=630)
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(http://cdn.meme.am/instances/250x250/60060079.jpg)
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/b9/9b/56/b99b569be02a7f5a13c4342c72eef7c3.jpg)
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(http://www.troll.me/images2/chow-chow/i-is-dog-or-lion.jpg)
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(https://jensteradventure.files.wordpress.com/2014/09/a.gif)
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(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/df/dfb75f3db0785ba42e62ff631204e67fb68a4948b1cad01d213025a778017a56.jpg)
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(http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2012/12/Aristocat.jpeg)
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(http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/lets-play-lion-king-cats.jpg)
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I have that picture saved on my phone. :keke:
(http://media.tumblr.com/0b5b7e60840261a171da016bca82461d/tumblr_mltpnuvxbW1qc8do3o1_500.gif)
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(http://geniusquotes.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/02/Im-fabulous-lion-image.jpg)
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(http://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/October-26-2011-17-55-47-Screenshot20111026at1.jpg)
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(https://anthropologylover.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/deity-bloodlettingbb.jpg)
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(http://www.vanishingtattoo.com/tds/images/biomechanical/biomechanical_large/biomechanical_004.jpg)
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(http://kleberly.com/data_images/wallpapers/12/293481-north-korea.jpg)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCezICQNgJU
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Red Mones must be thinking "oh dear how could I possibly liken myself to the mellifluous nature of the strong and virile Marcos clan" and soon after, realizes that he is called Red Marcos all along.
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"Feelings...just feelings..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx9QiVP3Rq8
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Cruz_massacre
(it's a prejudice I have for anything around that part of the world)
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(http://5startracks.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/18-older.gif)
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(http://thats-normal.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/tumblr_inline_mnbfykrHAa1qz4rgp.gif)
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(http://chethondo.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/itsfriday.jpg)
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/67/93/cc/6793ccd350c8955058ba147fc4df3c0a.jpg)
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(https://nyfoodsupply.files.wordpress.com/2014/06/david-beckham-h-m-underwear-second-collection-2012-david-beckham-31845155-1354-1754.jpg?w=231&h=300)
BUY MY UNDERPANTS!
btw this 150th page is quite awesome, we should celebrate it.
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Consider this a way to celebrate it without breaking the combo:
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY (http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTidn2dBYbY)
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I thought this was going to be a sepia shoot, best not enjoy myself for this monochromatic "art".
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This clock is so shiny, why?
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Welcome to the repor'
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^ How much time it would take to assassinate Ash.
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Choose you manner of death. Death by the sword? Or death by the sword?
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UGH?!
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See me?! I know how to use a bow! Jealous?
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if you want to portray my avatar as a bragging mofo just say - Let me teach you this Bach violin piece with my bow while I shoot down those Orcs back to hell! (I may have exaggerated)
YOU CAN SKIN MY FAMILY BUT YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THIS LAND! (May the fur industry burn in hell)
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You can take our lives, but you will never take...our land!
Let me teach you this Bach violin piece with my bow while I shoot down those Orcs back to hell!
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F you Taijitu for not letting me delete posts >:(
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knows how to work controls and be sober
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I know so much LOtR trivia they put me in the Hobbit.