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General Category => Games => Topic started by: Amy on January 20, 2007, 11:52:08 AM
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Reply only with another question.
Why is there a large evil looking sheep in the corner of my room?
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Should I thank you for restarting this excellent game?
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Do you want to thank me?
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Should we thank you?
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Do I need to be thanked?
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What have you done lately?
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Have I done more than anyone else?
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Didn't you start all of these threads?
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Does that warrent me being thanked?
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What?
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Huh?
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Tle?
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is that some sort of jibberish?
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is jibberish a recognised language?
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Should we make it a recognised language?
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Are you serious?
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Why wouldn't I be?
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You are very clever or very crazy, is it any inparticular, or a mix of both?
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Could it be a good mix of both?
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red?
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Are you saying I am red?
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are you red?
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Am I?
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Is this thread new?
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Does it seem new?
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How would I tell?
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Does it have many replies?
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does it need to have replies for it to be new?
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What are you talking about?
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What're you guys doing?
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How do we know?
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Do we even care?
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Am I allowed to yawn in here?
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Can we?
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Why?
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Does anyone need to yawn?
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does anyone need to pwn?
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Has pwnage not been your prime motivation these last few weeks???
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When is it ever not his prime objective?
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How long has his prime objective been in doubt???
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Why would it be?
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Wait, would be what?
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Why are we asking all these questions?
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What else could we do???
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How can we answer questions with no answers?
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Cuz we can?
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What is rising?
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What is not rising???
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What are we talking about now?
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Does anyone ever know?
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What's 2+2?
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Isn't that easy?
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Are you mocking Mercantilist States question choosing abilities?
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Why are people such blind and cover themselves in self-made illusions?
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Is that such a bad thing?
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Why do people like sports?
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Do you prefer playing sports to watching them?
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Do you think sports are worth your time?
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Isn't being healthy a worthwhile use of your time?
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"Is there a case when it isn't?"
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Is there a case when he is?
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Is there a case where he is what?
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Huh?
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Why are we even talking about this?
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Is it because were answering questions with questions?
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Well, is that the case?
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Isn't your question self-defeatist?
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Isn't your question self-defeatist?
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Why are (almost) all intelligent men singles? Why have all dumbasses at least 2 girlfriends?
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Did you know that intelligence and wisdom are a far cry away?
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Why are we here?
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Why are (almost) all intelligent men singles? Why have all dumbasses at least 2 girlfriends?
Why are most intelligent men to scared to ask a girl out while the dumb ones have no such fear?
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Why should we even bother with romance to begin with?
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Should we all just be alone?
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What is alone?
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When are we not alone?
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Did you know that intelligence and wisdom are a far cry away?
Why are there so much people who still don´t get the difference between intelligence and wisdom?
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do you think your intelligent for asking such open ended questions?
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If you didn't know something, would you ask a hobo?
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Or would you ask a multi-billionaire?
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Or better yet - would you ask a multi-billionaire hobo?
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How old do you have to be to die of old age?
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How young do you have to be for your death to be "untimely"?
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Why isn't there a word for dying timely?
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When you die peacefully in your sleep does it mean you die or dream about dying?
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Well, are the dreams in which you're dying the best you've ever had?
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Who wishes they were me and going to Hawaii tonight?
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Do I detect of pompous bearing here?
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Should I wish I was going to Hawii?
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Should we really be wishing for anything?
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Is it a pompous bearing, or should I just feel sorry for y'all?
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What's the true meaning to this conversation?
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Does anyone honestly know the true meaning of this conversation?
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Do you think someone would tell if they did?
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Is that person going to be the one to reply to this post?
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Would you like to guess?
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maybe it isnt me? maybe its a higher power?
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Who knows?
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maybe Ben knows?
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Who is this Ben you speak of?
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Maybe its tuck?
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If a woodtuck could tuck wood, how much wood would a woodtuck tuck?
Make any sense to you?
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maybe it does?
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maybe tucks real name is ben?
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Maybe its Benjamin?
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why coulnt i be boba fett?
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Are you sure you'd want to be him?
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what if i am?
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Would you honestly admit it?
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what if i would?
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Could we not consider you to be a 'tard?
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If you were Boba Fett, are you sure you'd want all the national leaders you're hunting to know that?
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Could we talk about something other than the Fett?
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Yes, no, cookies?
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Cookies from hell?
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How can cookies be from hell? Wouldn't they burn? Who wants to eat burnt hell cookies?
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maybe satan?
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You been spying on him again?
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Haven't we all?
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Were we supposed to be? Have I been watching Stan for nothing?
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Did you buy anything from him?
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And what exactly would I buy from him?
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Used ships?
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Didn't the last guy who bought a used ship from him drown?
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Yeah, think so, wasn't he the one with the really silly name? Something like Manhedge Fourpiron?
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what if it was Franky Bob?
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Who?
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What/
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Where? When? Why?
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When will others see the dire need to fix up the education system?
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Are you calling us stupid?
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Would he be wrong? O:-)
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Does this post make me look fat?
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How do you define "fat"?
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Big and overly sized?
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Was that really a question?
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Was yours?
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Could you please stop arguing?
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Could you please not intrude on other's conversations?
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Wasn't this supposed to be question only Algerianbania?
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Why can't we all just get along?
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How would that help us out?
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Do you have a better idea?
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Can you believe it's not butter?
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Can you?
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Who couldn't?
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Why do people have such a hard time believing in butter? Does butter actually require a leap of faith?
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What is butter?
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Isn't butter just over whipped milk?
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...whipped? As in, grau-whipped?
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What time is it?
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Time to buy a clock?
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A bit past nine AM?
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Why doesn't any of this make sense?
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Did you read pages three to five of this thread?
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Why should I?
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Do you not think it might make the point of this a little less obscure???
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How can you know where we are if you don't know where we've been?
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Do you honestly believe we don't know where we've been?
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ORLY?
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Did you forget the "A" ^?
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Did you?
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Why do you need to know?
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i dont know but maybe i do?
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Isn't that just a statement with a "?" on the end? Would I be a lord is I added lord to my name?
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Did you mean "if" you added lord to your name?
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Is he trying to make his own variation of the English language?
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On a scale of one to ten, how cute do you REALLY think you are?
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Who'd rank me above two?
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What would everyone think if I did?
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Wouldn't that make you a horrible judge of cuteness? (and yes I was trying to make my own variation of the english language I call it "Typo English", does that work for you all?)
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What type of statement is that?
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Am I breaking the rules with this sentence.
(Don't you just love rhetoric questions?)
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Is that meant to be clever??? :-P
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Clapton or Hendrix?
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Why did you ask us that?
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Didn't I ask you first?
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Is there a competition to find the first asker of questions???
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How can you know if some caveman hasn't already asked that a hundred thousand years ago making the whole "first" argument moot?
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Would you like to see the YouTube video of the caveman saying that?
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You really have that link?! :o
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Haven't you seen it yet???
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Did anyone else think the caveman in that video looked like the great-great-great-...and so on...-great-grandfather of Joseph Stalin?
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Does anyone really care about Stalin when faced with today's new breed of hip dictators?
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Can a dictator be Hip???
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Could today's hip dictators not learn a thing or two from yesterday's classic dictator?
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can not Young people learn anything from old people?
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Are you saying that today we'll have, or we could have, "better" dictators?
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what dictators? O:-)
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Are you not aware of such things...you innocent you???
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And you?
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Are we there yet?
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Didn't you go before we left???
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Why do you sound like my mom? :-P
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You have a transgendered mother?
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Why is ^ so lame? :P
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Why is our dog whining?
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Why are you stalking me and my dog? :trout:
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Don't you mean "our dog?"
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Why don't you just get to the point?
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Do you honestly think I have a point?
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Are you implying you're round?
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All objects consist of points, so am I not implying that I'm metaphysical?
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What does metaphysical mean?
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Who's getting a physical?
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Can't you use Google or dictionaries?
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Can such things be trusted wholly? Where is the point on a sphere, or on a torus?
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Don't you know that the surfaces of such objects are made of points?
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Aren't such points just the illusion of a mind trying to understand it? Can microscopes see points? I thought they saw atoms and ions and molecules? But points?! What points are there? Has anyone seen the point of a pen? Has anyone seen the point of a knife? Has anyone seen the point on a pyramid? You say you have? Have you seen the point on a ball?
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Who asks a question that long?
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Haven't you studied anything properly or don't you honestly know that a point is the intersection of three non-parallel planes? Do you think it has a size?
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Isn't size relative???
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Doesn't something have to exist to be relative?
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Do points not exist???
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Where lies the difference between practice and theory?
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Is there really a difference....
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What is difference?
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You don't have a dictionary or google???
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Are we not restricted by language?
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Do you find yourself restricted by it????
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Would you blame me if I did?
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Would you accept the blame if I did.....
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Could I help but accept it?
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Is blame an Issue you need to discuss????
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What if it is?
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Have you taken your medicine today?
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Does not the point exists in the same category as the lines of latitude and longitude? Or as time? Do not these things exist only in the mind? On the planet will you find the lines of Lat & Long? Or time zones? What then is a point? Is a point not a key ingredient in something pointy?
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Are we talking about similar points?
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Am I the only one who lost the thread? ???
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Can you not backtrack?
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You're right, why I didn't got that idea?
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Who let the dogs out?
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Was it those pesky raccoons?
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Why do you say it's pesky?
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Don't you agree?
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I don't agree even with the fact that it is a raccoon, why do you think I'll agree that it is pesky?
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Huh?
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who wants to smell my feet :-P
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Was that disturbing for anyone else?
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Why is my feet so smelly?
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Is that really the only thing you think we'd find disturbing about your offer?
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What do you think?
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Might death be around the corner for some People *cough* *Cough* *Pragmia* *cough* *cough*
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Isn't it for everyone? Is it not just a matter of how far that corner is?
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Why is everyone so morbid?
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How can Glet have only one feet?
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Isn't it obvious?
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Should it be?
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Can I go to the toilet?
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How old are you exactly? If you have to go, can't you just excuse yourself and go? Do you really need permission? What would you do if told "No"?
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Are more than one questions allowed? Huh? Huh? Huh? Well? Are they? ;D
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Why wouldn't they be? Isn't the thread called "Questions only"? Doesn't the "s" mean plural? Where does it say "One question per post"? Would we really live by such an arbitrary code?
Can a single question ask all that needs to asked? Is there no appreciation for the art of making a statement in questions alone?
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did i make a thingy in my pantsys?
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Are you discusting?
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Does this mean that I can't go to the toilet?
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What's that behind you?
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What?!
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Is it a three-headed monkey?
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Yes, but is it not your pet?
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Wouldn't that imply ownership, Comrade?
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Does this mean that your pet is my pet?
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Didn't you understand that there are no pets?
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Then what's this dog doing in my house?
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Don't you mean "Comrade Dog?"
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wait a minute, where did the comrade monkey go?
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What comrade monkey?
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It was here some minutes ago, you didn't see it?
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Is it my fault if I have a bad memory?
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Don't you think you have bad sight instead?
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Are you talking about Comrade Three-headed Monkey?
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and what else?
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Do you really need to ask?
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Isn't the willingness to seek an answer noble in and of itself?
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No?
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Or is it?
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If I said she had a beautiful body, would she hold it against me?
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Why are you asking me?
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Wouldn't she be pissed off at me if I actually did ask her?
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How will you ever know unless you try?
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Are you saying I should chance everything between us for a cheesy pick-up line?
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Do you really think you have anything to lose?
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I should consider that to be a good point, shouldn't I? By the way, where's your leisure suit?
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Do you not think there might be more than one person in the world called Larry?
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No?
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Are you that Larry?!
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Has everyone gone nuts?
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Didn't you notice that before?
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Whaddaya mean, "gone?"
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Is there some problem with going nuts? You gonna hang out with a bunch of "sane" people forever? Doesn't that sound boring to you?
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Got wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?
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... *blinks* ... What?
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Wait, why? Are there cameras in my closets?!?
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Eh... No?
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That's your answer to everything, isn't it?
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Yes?
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Touche, I think? Does adding question marks to statements make them into questions?
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Wouldn't it in most cases?
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No?
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Whatever happened to the cast of family matters?
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Why would you want to know anything about Jaleel White?
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Why do you assume Urkel was the whole cast? What about Eddie and Laura? Wouldn't it be fun to read of all the everyday shenanigans they got into after the show ended? What if Little Ritchie robbed a bank two years back? Or if the Grandma had made $1 million by selling quack medicine? Wouldn't that bring a smile to your face?
Whatever happened to Judy, the middle kid that vanished in season 2 or 3 without explanation or even acknowledgment?
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Who cares?
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Isn't it obvious I do?
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Perhaps, but who else cares?
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So multiple personalities don't count?
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Do you have multiple personalities?
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Depends, who did you ask?
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Dunno, who's in charge?
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So now you wanna know Who's the Boss?
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Wouldn't you, in my situation? And aren't those capitals unnecessary?
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You didn't watch a lot of TV in the 80's, did you?
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I know what you were referring to, it just seemed a random place to do so, you see?
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I know what you were referring to, it just seemed a random place to do so, you see?
So an old TV show title in a thread which is currently focused on discussing old TV shows seems random to you?
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Hadn't we gone on to discussing multiple personalities?
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Wasn't it as to which personalities liked Family Matters and wondered of the happen-sinces of the cast?
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Will you shut up if I admit you may be right?
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Do you think I would?
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Can I ask the audience?
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Didn't you use up that lifeline on the $100 question about Tony Danza?
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Damn; well, can I phone a friend?
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Don't you need a friend to phone before you can do that? :trout:
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You think you're so smart, don't you? I have almost two friends, capiche?
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Do the left hand and the right hand count as friends?
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Does anyone really care?
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Don't people know I'm just having my fun? Would it help if I said "don't always take me too seriously"?
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Do you think anyone ever takes you seriously?
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Would I have wrote what I did elsewise?
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Yes?
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No?
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Cookies?
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Where?
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When?
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What happen?
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Huh?
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Why?
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Somebody set up us the bomb?
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What thing?
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You mean that thing?
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Can it be?
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Which thing? The first or the second?
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Can't it be both?
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How?
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With cookies?
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Then what about the thing?
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Could you stop talking about the thing?
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What thing?!
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Haven't you figured it out yet?
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Should we tell him?
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Could he handle it?
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Could a snowball survive in Hell? By the way, how are you today?
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Would you believe me if I told you I came to work sick this morning?
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Would you believe me if I said I knew that already? :-P
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Why wouldn't I?
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Wouldn't you think I'm a stalker of some sorts?
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Don't you think I understand ESP?
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What are you talking about?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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would i?
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Would you?
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Cant you answer your own question?
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Do you know what 'rhetorical' means?
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Why do you need to know so badly?
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Won't he be disappointed when he finds out?
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Why bother?
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What's the point of prolonging the inevitable?
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Why race to the inevitable instead?
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Why not plod along slowly, so you have time to ponder?
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Who has time to stop and ponder in this hectic modern world?
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who are you to ask?
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Can't we walk and think simultaneously?
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can you walk?
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What are we going to do tonight, Brain?
What do we do every night, Pinky?
Try to take over the world again?
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is that right pinky?
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Would it be all questions if it was a direct quote?
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Is this a question?
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Larry, what's that on your face!?
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Argh, where, where?
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Can't you feel it?
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You mean my nose?
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Cookies?
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poptarts?
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No?
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How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?
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Is it forty-two?
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What kind of roads are you thinking that make 42 the magic number?
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Highways and byways, perhaps?
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Could we just round up to 50?
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How about rounding down to 40?
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How is that fair?
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Do you really believe in fairness?
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Don't you?
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Haven't you ever seen fairness in the world? Doesn't that means it exists if even only on rare occasions?
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But how can you truly decide what is fair and what is not?
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Is it not for all involved to decide on what's fair?
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Isn't that similar to a jury? Haven't juries been wrong in the past?
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Don't we all make mistakes? Isn't that why pencils have erasers?
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Isn't it probably symbolic of something that the erasers rarely work?
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Don't some pencil erasers work?
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Are you sure about that?
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What the heck is the panda supposed to be doing?
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Can't you tell?
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Is it dancing? Can that really be considered dancing is the absolute sense?
Am I the only one who can make pencil erasers work all the time?
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Doesn't it seem like that?
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Wouldn't it be awesome if Vikings still roamed the Earth?
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Wouldn't it be awesome if Vikings still roamed the Earth?
Aren't they still roaming as Swedes and Norwegians?
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Would that include the raping and the pillaging and shit???
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Who knows?
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Would the Swedes know?
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Do the Swedes ever know?
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Didn't they invent build-it-yourself furniture?
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Wasn't that the Scots?
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Wasn't there a time when most people built there own furniture? Shouldn't it actually be called "Assemble it yourself furniture" since you just assemble it? And isn't that furniture widely regarded as cheap crap?
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Who cares?
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Is that a legitimate question?
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Is this a legitimate question?
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I am I able to tell?
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What just happened now?
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Do the drunk guys over there know?
:drunks:
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Does Scotty know?
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Who's Scotty?
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Why haven't you seen Eurotrip yet?
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Is it obligatory to watch it???
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Why in God's holy name would you want to?
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Wouldn't that be an ecumenical matter?
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Do you believe in the separation of church and forum?
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What's wrong with watching complete crap as long as it is moderately amusing (Eurotrip)?
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If it is amusing, can it be defined as complete crap?
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Is there such a thing as amusing crap?
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Have you not ever watched the final 30 minutes of any Saturday Night Live broadcast?
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What about fake dog poop? Isn't it sold in joke/gag stores?
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Do we have one of those here?
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Would you like to open one?
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Will you loan me the start-up money?
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Do you really think I have that kind of money?
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Why did you ask, then?
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Didn't you ask about a joke shop?
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But why did you ask if I wanted to start one? Weren't you planning to help?
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Can't you see that he was just making conversation?
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Would you like me to help with the joke shop?
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Is this another fake offer of help to be withdrawn later???
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Do you really want me to answer that question?
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Can you help me decide?
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Would it really matter?
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What would you do if I agreed?
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Does it matter?
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Are you trying to deter me from following my joke-shop-related dream?
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Why would you think that?
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Madam, is this guy hassling you?
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Will you make him stop, kind sir?
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Korinna, will you please step away from the lady?
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What if he won't?
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Do you think he would dare to defy me?
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Do you think you're that scary?
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Must one be scary to command authority?
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How does a normal citizen have any authority whatsoever?
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Why do you care?
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Are we going to build the joke shop or not?
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Is it needed?
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Don't you ever come across some asshole at work who behaves so reprehensibly you realize he needs someone to put a Whoopie Cushion on his chair?
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Hasn't everyone?
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how about those who hasn't even started working yet?
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Why don't you go get a job now so you won't be left out?
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Does working in a Cave count?
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Isn't working at Mighty Taco better?
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Does your Avatar/Name refer to Red vs Blue?
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Is there a problem with that?
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Why would anyone have a problem with RvB?
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What the hell is RvB?
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Do you mean you haven't heard of it?
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Would I ask if I had?
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Can't you admit it was a valid question?
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Can't you just tell me what it is?
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Why do you want to know so badly?
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Wouldn't you?
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When do you want to find out?
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Don't you think right now would be good?
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Why are you asking me?
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Haven't you ever been to www.redvsblue.com?
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Don't you think I have?
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Was I talking to you?
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Why are you being so snippy?
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Why shouldn't he be?
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Why should he be?
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Why are we always fighting???
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Is this a result of our increasingly aggressive modern society?
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Why do people insist on blaming everything on society? Can't we ever take responsibility for our own actions?
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Take responsibility for our own actions? Are you crazy?
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Don't you think it's easier to blame society for everything?
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What do you think?
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What do you think? (See what I did there?)
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Can you see what *I* did here?
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Why? What did you do?
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Yeah, what did you do?
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Why is there orange juice in my brain?
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Why would I know? Aren't I stupid?
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Do you think you are?
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Could one be too stupid to know they're stupid?
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Are you questioning the very nature of reality again?
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Would I be a good philosopher else wise?
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Are you a good philosopher?
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Relative to what exactly?
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Well, are you as good as Aristotle? (He was a philosopher, right?)
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Can I make an honest comparison as a biased party?
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Don't you feel you can give an unbiased answer?
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Do you want an unbiased answer?
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Wouldn't that be best all round?
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If all things are a matter of perspective then aren't all answers biased?
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Why are we talking about this?
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Don't such matters need to be discussed from time to time?
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Do they? Why's that, then?
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Haven't you heard the saying "The unexamined life is not worth living"?
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Who said that?
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Wasn't it Socrates?
In any case, in the words of Keats, "do not all charms fly at the mere touch of cold philosophy?"
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Are you saying my philosophy is cold? Can you think of a good way to warm it up?
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What is the purpose of money? Why are people always wanting more of it?
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Erm, don't you use it to buy things?
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Why do you need things? Can't you live directly off the land?
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Isn't that really boring?
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Would you believe me if I told you it's hard work but still a lot of fun?
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Do you think I would?
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Why are we talking about this? Wouldn't it be more productive to talk about things we can change?
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Who cares about being productive?
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Did someone say the "p" word?
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Pirates?
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Weren't you paying attention?
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Why aren't you running away!? There be Pirates about don't you know?!
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What if I'm one of the pirates? Got any treasure to bury?
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Why should I run away when I have my team of ninjas to protect me?
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Aren't pirates just the ninja of the sea?
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Aren't ninjas just anthropomorphized cats in black clothing?
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Cats wear black clothes?
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Are you trying to tell me you didn't know?
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Are you guys dishonouring ninjas?
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And if I am?
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How is a comparison to cats dishonor?
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I'm guessing you're a cat lover?
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Who isn't?
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What isn't to love?
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How about those steely claws, or those horrible, staring eyes?
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or that steely tounge?
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Do you think those things are bad? Wouldn't you love a cat more because of those things?
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Can you think of a better pet to have besides a kitty? Don't all pets have some drawback?
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Wouldn't you say that 'constantly plotting world domination' is slightly more than a 'drawback'?
And isn't a dog far better?
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Why would I want an animal in my home that slobbers all over the place, eats messily, smells bad, and tries to hump everything in sight? On the other hand, why do women tolerate the presence of men?
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Do you actually have any experience with dogs, or are you just basing your opinions on negative stereotypes? Don't you realise that a well-trained dog acts nothing like that?
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Do you think I would put forth an uninformed opinion? Isn't it obvious I've had dogs in the past?
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Why should it be obvious? Do you expect me to know everything about you?
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Aren't you a mind reader?
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If you knew all the things I know about you, would you find it creepy?
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Why would it be creepy for me to know about myself?
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Wouldn't you like to know? :o ??? ::) ??? :o
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Of course I would, why else would I ask?
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Would you still know you if you knew the full truth of you? Do you think you really know yourself?
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Isn't the seeking of knowledge one of the keys to true humanity?
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God, are we back to philosophy again?
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Isn't that great?
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What does "great" mean to you?
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Don't you have a dictionary?
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Don't you understand a philosophical question when you hear one?
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What's a philosophical question?
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Do you realize questions can escape their literal bounds?
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What are you talking about?
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Can't you figure it out?
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Are you incapable of giving a straight answer?
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Why don't you want to ponder that which lies beyond the obvious?
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Do you lack the imagination/courage to look away from the cave wall?
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Why does everyone love that old metaphor so much?
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Do you work in a cave?
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What do you think I am, a miner?
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Not a big fan of Aristotle, are you Lat?
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Must one be a fan of Aristotle to be familiar with the cave metaphor?
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Does the source matter as much as the idea?
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Do you think it does?
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Did we switch from Aristotle to Socrates?
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They're both old Greek philosophers, aren't they? What's the difference?
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Don't all separating lines exist solely in our perception if the universe is truly infinite?
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And can't we all just get along?
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Doesn't that depend on the boundaries of our free will? Is it not agreeable that we have as much free will as we have imagination? If separating lines exist only in our perceptions, then isn't the scope of the imagination infinite?
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Who said separating lines exist only in our perceptions?
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Can you prove otherwise?
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Since you're the one making the claim, shouldn't you be the one to prove it?
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Do you understand what infinite means?
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Did I ever say I didn't? I'm just saying that if it can't be proved either way, why bother talking about it?
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Isn't that true for everything though? Then why discuss anything if you're going to be like that?
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Why are you guys fighting?
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Since when was a debate a fight?
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Since Dick Cheney cursed out a congressman on the floor, maybe?
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Why do Americans assume that America is the be all and end all of things?
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Isn't that an unfair generalisation?
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How many times do you have to encounter a generalization before it becomes a fair one?
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Are any generalisations fair? Shouldn't individual differences always be taken into account?
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When you spoke of "Americans assum[ing] that America is the be all and end all of things", did you refer to my reference to Dick Cheney?
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Don't you think he did?
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That seems likely, doesn't it?
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Did I? And isn't fair just another relative term Larry?
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Well, everything is relative to some degree, isn't it? But if you're going to start thinking like that, what's the point of anything?
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If we understand that all judgments come from perspective then isn't it easier to sympathize with some one and see where they're coming from? Wouldn't it make it easier to find a choice which seems fair to all parties involved?
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Ah, but is it so easy to form a compromise? Aren't there always going to be people who disagree with any decision?
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Is there any such thing as a perfect solution?
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Does it matter?
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Are you guys getting bored yet?
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Won't you know when we're bored because we've stoped?
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Stoped? Do you mean stopped?
Anyway, who could possibly be bored of contemplating the mysteries of life?
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Have you ever met an American teenager?
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I wanna know, have you ever seen the rain?
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Yeah, I've seen it coming down on a sunny day, haven't you?
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Hasn't anyone who's lived a worthy life?
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Isn't the definition of a worthy life subjective?
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Did I say it wasn't?
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Did I say you didn't say it wasn't?
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Is this a question?
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Is this an answer?
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Why am I always unsure what precisely it is we're talking about?
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Do you want me to draw you a picture?
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Can you keep a steady hand long enough?
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What if I draw in swirls and squiggles?
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How would that help matters?
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Why do matter require assistance?
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Why is everyone being so needlessly pedantic?
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What on Earth makes you think it's appropriate to talk down to us that way?
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Oh, so now you're inferring that I think I'm superior?
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Though I hate to have to change the subject, why is that dragon staring at us and licking its lips?
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Do you think it has anything to do with this suit made of meat that I'm wearing?
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Where did you get a fashionable suit like that?
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Shouldn't we discuss this when we're not under attack from a dragon?
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Why are you avoiding answering my question?
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Are you implying I aquired this suit illegally?
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Why else would my innocent question make you so defensive?
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Well, perhaps I'm allergic to discussions about meat-suits, huh? You ever think about that?
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Do you realize how outrageously preposterous that sounds?
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why do we all have to use long words?
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Are you having trouble understanding them? :(
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Don't you have a dictionary at hand?
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why are you belittling my intelligence?
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Why did you bring it up if you didn't want it discussed?
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why can't you just be nice and clean the kitchen ;)?
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Was that a sexist comment I heard there?
Anyone else think Allama should beat Orsis senseless for that?
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Is violence really the answer?
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Depends on the question, doesn't it?
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Didn't you read the question above the question I asked? You realize that was the question my question was in reference to, right?
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Any one else want to have a pillow fight? :fight:
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Are you just inviting the many pillowphiles here? :fight:
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whats wrong with pillowphiles? :fight:
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Wow, four posts in a row with the :fight: icon, huh?
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:fight:
5
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Why aren't you asking a question? :fight:
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Must a question mark be present to imply a question is being asked?
Why do I get the feeling we've discussed this before?
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What makes you think that a single "5" is a question?
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Couldn't it be expressing incredulity, as in "5?!"?
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Since when was expressing a thing the same as asking a question?
If express is...
1. to put (thought) into words; utter or state: to express an idea clearly.
2. to show, manifest, or reveal: to express one's anger.
3. to set forth the opinions, feelings, etc., of (oneself), as in speaking, writing, or painting: He can express himself eloquently.
4. to represent by a symbol, character, figure, or formula: to express water as H2O; to express unknown quantities algebraically.
5. to send by express: to express a package or merchandise.
6. to press or squeeze out: to express the juice of grapes.
7. to exude or emit (a liquid, odor, etc.), as if under pressure: The roses expressed a sweet perfume.
8. Genetics. (of a gene) to be active in the production of (a protein or a phenotype).
–adjective
9. clearly indicated; distinctly stated; definite; explicit; plain: He defied my express command.
10. special; definite: We have an express purpose in being here.
11. direct or fast, esp. making few or no intermediate stops: an express train; an express elevator.
12. used for direct or high-speed travel: an express highway.
13. duly or exactly formed or represented: an express image.
14. pertaining to an express: an express agency.
–noun
15. an express train, bus, elevator, etc.
16. a system or method of sending freight, parcels, money, etc., that is faster and safer, but more expensive, than ordinary freight service: We agree to send the package by express.
17. a company engaged in this business.
18. British. a messenger or a message specially sent.
19. something sent by express.
–adverb
20. by express: to travel express.
and a question is
1. a sentence in an interrogative form, addressed to someone in order to get information in reply.
2. a problem for discussion or under discussion; a matter for investigation.
3. a matter of some uncertainty or difficulty; problem (usually fol. by of): It was simply a question of time.
4. a subject of dispute or controversy.
5. a proposal to be debated or voted on, as in a meeting or a deliberative assembly.
6. the procedure of putting a proposal to vote.
7. Politics. a problem of public policy submitted to the voters for an expression of opinion.
8. Law.
a. a controversy that is submitted to a judicial tribunal or administrative agency for decision.
b. the interrogation by which information is secured.
c. Obsolete. judicial examination or trial.
9. the act of asking or inquiring; interrogation; query.
10. inquiry into or discussion of some problem or doubtful matter.
–verb (used with object)
11. to ask (someone) a question; ask questions of; interrogate.
12. to ask or inquire.
13. to make a question of; doubt: He questioned her sincerity.
14. to challenge or dispute: She questioned the judge's authority in the case.
–verb (used without object)
15. to ask a question or questions.
—Idioms
16. beg the question. beg (def. 9).
17. beyond question, beyond dispute; without doubt: It was, beyond question, a magnificent performance. Also, beyond all question.
18. call in or into question,
a. to dispute; challenge.
b. to cast doubt upon; question: This report calls into question all previous research on the subject.
19. in question,
a. under consideration.
b. in dispute.
20. out of the question, not to be considered; unthinkable; impossible: She thought about a trip to Spain but dismissed it as out of the question.
... then how is an expression a question?
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it clearly can't, can it?
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Or can it?
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Aren't all things possible?
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possibly, but if so wouldn't that imply that it is also possible for impossibility to exist?
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Why is it that the most insightful thing I've heard all day came from orsis?
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Is orsis an alien?
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Do you mean illegal or extraterrestrial?
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Can't aliens be legal?
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why can't you just assume my intelligence is because i'm English?
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Why on Earth would we do that?
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because the English are all intelligent how did u not know that?
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Allama is definetly not English.... Am I right?
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is she Pensylvanian?
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Who cares?!
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What does being english have to do with intelligence?
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have you never heard of Stephen Hawking?
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i dont know where he's from, do you?
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Don't you?!
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What do you know?
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WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!?!?!?
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Who is Keyser Soze??????
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What will become of Milo?
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What would Milo like for breakfast?
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What kind of name is Milo, anyway?
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Does Milo have cookies?
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Why would Milo have cookies?
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Would he have waffles then?
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How should I know?
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Aren't you the source of all Knowledge?
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I am? When did that happen?
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Wasn't it the other day?
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But if I truly am the source of all Knowledge, shouldn't I have known that?
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@ TGSII surely ignorence isn't always bliss - especially if u are in ignorance of a good thing eg the feeling orgasm
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Erm, orsis, was that a question? Do you know the punishment for violating the rules of this thread?
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it was supposed to be 1 - couldn't you tell?
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Well, where was the question mark?
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What is the square root of 2?
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Who cares?
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Why are you so apathetic?
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Can I have waffles with that?
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Would you like syrup to go with them?
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Is it maple syrup?
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Would I debase myself by offering anything less?
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What f I like golden syrup?
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why dont you want candy?
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What if I do?
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is this my 30th post?
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Why wouldn't it be?
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What does that have to do with pancakes?
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Doesn't it have everything to do with pancakes?
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How so?
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Wouldn't you like to know?
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If I didn't, I wouldn't have asked, would I?
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Should I know?
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Does that mean you do want Maple syrup?
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Who wouldn't want maple syrup?
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who would?
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WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!?!?!???
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Could you define "ON"?
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is ^ being dirty minded?
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Wouldn't a dirty minded person think so?
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Does any one actually have a clean mind to start with?
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Wouldn't you think atleast one person does?
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Wouldn't matters as they stand suggest otherwise?
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Do you believe they do?
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Do you think that belief changes the facts?
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Do you think facts can change beliefs?
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Did you know that the pope is an alien?
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Isn't Jesus technically an alien?
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do aliens really anal probe?
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...why do you want to know?
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Why does that question make you nervous?
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Why does ANYONE want to know about anal probing?
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What happens if the aliens attack? Do you want to be uninformed?
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Would being debriefed on the matter just make the alien probing easier?
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Does knowing you're about to experience excruciating pain ever make the pain less severe?
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Wouldn't severe pain out of the blue be harder to take and brace against?
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Do the aliens actually want to probe us? Could that all be a myth?
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Do you really want to take that chance?
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Why don't aliens just probe willing gay guys? Would alien probing then become the new fringe kink?
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That actually seems like a pretty good idea, doesn't it?
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How could it not be a win-win situation?
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Could it possibly lose?
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:drunks: anyone?
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Who let the dogs out?
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Is that a reference to an old 90s song?
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WHY WON'T IT GET OUT OF MY HEAD? Why, God, why?
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Don't you know the strategy for purging annoying songs? Do you want me to tell you? Then it's a shame I don't know how to phrase it as a question, isn't it?
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Couldn't you PM it to her?
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Can a song about dogs be euthanized?
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Is it strange that a Cat Power song replaced it in my head?
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Do you think it's strange?
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Don't you get the lame joke?
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Do you know what's going on?
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Would you like me to fill you in?
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Would you like me to fill you up?
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Would you like me to fill you out?
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OOC: ^^ Yeah, baby!
IC: Would you like me to drain your life force?
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do you think you have the energy to 'drain' me?
Note: in shakespeare's time drain literally meant to drain some 1 of all their energy usually by enforced sexual intercourse (and believed to be practised by witches)
OOC: if so i'm game ;)
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Eew, do you actually think that's what I meant?
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If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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@ Allama 'yes'
@ Latagon, to whom do you speak?
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Wouldn't I be speaking to the person who posted above my question?
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Aren't the questions for everyone who posts in the thread?
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couldn't Latagon have put the name of whom he was referring to in the question?
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If I said it was Allama wouldn't that answer the question?
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which question?
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how could it answer the question when the question was aimed at her?
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If it was aimed at her can we safely say it missed?
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can questions really be aimed as missiles?
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Aren't you the one who mentioned aiming questions?
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Can't we all agree to disagree?
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am i allowed to say "WTF IS GOING ON HERE?!!!"?
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Why would you want to say that?
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Does the motivation really matter?
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who cares?
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Are you implying that you don't?
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what if i am?
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Why so rude Barakarin?!
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Do you think it's because he actually cares but can't admit it?
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Why so rude Barakarin?!
i got back from scrubbing the pool, i got water all on my shirt
Do you think it's because he actually cares but can't admit it?
i do care for you guys
*gives everybody a hug (for guys,it a manly hug)*
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Why did you hug me?!
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Why so rude Barakarin?!
i got back from scrubbing the pool, i got water all on my shirt
Do you think it's because he actually cares but can't admit it?
i do care for you guys
*gives everybody a hug (for guys,it a manly hug)*
What kind of questions are those?
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Why?
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Huh?
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Don't questions usually have question marks? Isn't this the questions only thread?
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Why?
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Why not?
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DANG IT!
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Are you aware you failed to ask a question again?
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What if i am and im really ticked at myeself for breaking the rules?
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Ever heard of seppuku?
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What if i didn't?
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Maybe you could expand you horizons and look into it then?
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what if im to darn lazy to?
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Why dont you get off your lazy ass then?
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what if i dont want to?
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Then haven't you just chosen to remain ignorant?
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what if i just found it if it was Japanese Ritual Suicide?
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Then wouldn't that make you just a little smarter then you were a few moments ago? Isn't learning fun?!
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what if i fell good? is that good? what id the meaning of life?
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Do you actually think there's a singular answer for the meaning of life?
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who knows?
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do you?
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Does anyone?
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does anyone know what the roman empire really was?
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Wasn't it an empire in Rome?
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or was it in europe?
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Isn't Rome in Europe?
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isnt rome in italy?
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Not so good with geography, are you?
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what if i sorta am?
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then why don't you answer their questions?
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what if rome was in italy, which is in Europe?
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So you want me to set those as the launch co-ordinates?
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Could you take care about lunch first?
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what if i had dunch?
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why not brunch?
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if rome is in italy and italy is in europe rome is still in italy isnt it?
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What about continental drift? Is Rome still really where Rome was? And what about planetary and galactic orbitals for that matter?
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WTF are we talking about?
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If it's all moving is it ever really in the same place?
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WTF?
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Don't you realize your sense of location is entirely relative and subjective?
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wha?
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If the earth is moving and you're on the same place of the surface of this moving earth, which is in a moving galaxy, then is it really the same place? Wouldn't that same places be many millions of miles away from where it was last time you were "there"?
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what if we were? What if we werent?
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Can't it just be food for thought?
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what if it can?
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Can we just get back to the draining?
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Why would we do that?
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Is anyone here anymore?
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what if we are the last ones left?
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Should we have a pillowfight? :fight:
(love that smilie :D)
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What if we cant?
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Why couldn't we?
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Where would we get the pillows?
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Don't you keep your pillows on the bed like most people?
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Why do you know that most people keep their pillows in their bed?
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Isn't that the most logical place to keep them? How many people do you see with no pillows on their bed?
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Wha?
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what is wha?
-
what?
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What should I write now?
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???
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What does this smiley mean now?
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what is a smiely?
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Why don't you know this?
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what if i do/
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Then why would you ask?
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How many roads must a man walk down, before you can call him a man?
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who knows?
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Do you ask any pertinent questions?
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what are those?
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Why not look up the word?
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maybe i shall?
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Should you?
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How many teacher have you had that started the year with a full head of hair, and were bald by the end of it, Bara?
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Shouldn't you ask questions that anyone could answer, for the sake of fairness?
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How many teacher have you had that started the year with a full head of hair, and were bald by the end of it, Bara?
all of them ;D
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Was that a question?
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Is it even pertinent, at this point?
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what if it wasnt a question?s
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Wouldn't that violate the rules of the game?
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And you wouldn't want to do that, would you?
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Why would I want to break the rules? Do I look like an anarchist?
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Do anarchists have a distinct appearance?
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Even if they do, aren't appearances usually deceptive?
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Why do you think appearances matter so much, anyway? Is it our society that's shallow, or is that a trait inherent in all human beings?
-
More importantly, how do we fix the problem of knee-jerk appearance based reaction?
-
what if we cant?
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What is "the horde" anyways? Anyone? Did Taijitu become Azeroth?
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what if it did?
OOC: i honesty dont know who the horde is, but im going to get a new sig soon
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Why is "the horde" in your signature if you don't know what it is?
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Did the Men in Black blank his memory of the horde? Could the horde actually be aliens?
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Would you even know if they did?
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If I did, why didn't they blank my memory? Could I be one of them? Why else would they leave my memory in tact? Am I wearing a black suit? And if I am, then what? Why couldn't I have found out I'm a Ghostbuster instead?
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Oh my God, you're one of Them? Why didn't I know about this? Why would you lie to us?
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Would you have believed me if I told you the truth?
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I might have done; couldn't you have taken that risk?
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How do you know I didn't try only to have to blank your memory because you freaked out (again...)?
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Well, did you do that?
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What other choice did I have?
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How do we know you aren't messing with our minds? Couldn't you just be trying to confuse us? Would it be worth it to trust you again after this most heinous of betrayals?
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So I have to blank your minds again? Do you have any idea how tedious that gets after a while?
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Do you have to blank our memories? Can't we just pretend to forget?
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Do you want me to get fired? Could you just be a good sport and let me blank your memories once more?
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Do you promise it will be the last time? Don't mess up and start freaking me out again, will you?
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Can you see the purple light?
You alright? Did you have too much to drink again? The whole evening must be a blur, huh?
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Woah, what happened? Did I pass out? Why are you wearing that black suit?
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What if the world ended, and the only place to come and be safe was my house, would you go/
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Would you be there?
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Would that make a difference?
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Do you have pie?
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Isn't the more important question "Do you have pie to share"? What if I horde my baked goods?
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Wouldn't that be awfully mean? Shouldn't we all be optimistic and hope you would share?
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Isn't pessimism a better course of action? After all, those who expect the worse are rarely disappointed, are they?
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Wouldn't life itself be disappointing if you expected the worst all the time?
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Are you implying that life can be enjoyable?
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Doesn't the fact that you would ask that question prove my point?
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If you were a pessimist, wouldn't you usually get better then expected? Wouldn't an optimist usually get worse then expected? Which sounds better to you?
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Isn't optimism more about hoping for the best and trying to find good in all things than in actually expecting the best possible results?
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Is Allama ever wrong?
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Doesn't it seem logical that she would be if even on rare occasions?
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That makes perfect sense...or does it?
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Why wouldn't it?
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How silly would one have to be to assume any human being is infallible, especially one such as myself?
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Did a playful comment turn into a huge discussion?
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Isn't that always the way?
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Can we change "the way"?
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perhaps on the few times Allama is wrong we all fail to realise it?
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Does orsis have a good point?
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Why does Trey hate Fallen Earth?
-
Do you think he really does? Or is he just finding more excuses to annoy you?
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OOC: you know, i think he really is doesing it to get on my nerves.. the son of a bit*h
What if he is? What if he isnt?
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Have they found me out?
Where the hell did Bara learn "doesing"?
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in meant it to be doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what if we have?
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How shall I react?
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Shouldn't you just deny it?
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Can I deny it this far in?
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Why don't you just borrow Taco's memory blanker?
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Why didn't I think of that earlier?
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In fact, why did I think of that? I'm not supposed to have any memory of that conversation, am I?
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Are you going to get in trouble if Taco finds out?
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I don't suppose we could blank his memory, could we?
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in meant it to be doing!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Is this a question?
Did someone remember something they shouldn't have?
*purple flashes?!*
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Is that even a sentence? ???
Oh and is that guy in your ava from Invader Zim?
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Who? The Krazy Taco mascot? Maybe he is and maybe he isn't, who wants to know?
-
Maybe he wants to know?
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Will you, or will you not, answer my question?
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Don't you think that's rather unlikely? Have you seen any answers anywhere in this thread?
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If he doesn't answer, I'm gonna bomb his house, so who's with me?
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Isn't that just a little illegal?
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Yeah, Osafune, are you a terrorist or something? You're a terrorist, aren't you? Why do you hate America? Can't you just leave those poor innocent victims alone? What's wrong with you?
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Who're you to question me, infidel?
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That's Cervantes from Soul Calibur, isn't it?
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Who're you to question me, infidel?
You talkin' to me? Huh? You calling me an infidel? Think you're pretty tough, don't ya?
You wanna watch what you say, boy, or you're gonna wind up sleeping with the fishes, capisce?
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Larry, you're English, not Tony Soprano.
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You have to spoil my fun, don't you? Also, was that a question?
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Was it?
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No? Notice how I end a statement with a question mark to make it appear to be a question?
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Would it be possible not to? Got rice?
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When is a question not a question? Is it in the form of it's statement? Or is it the symbol on it's end? Only who can prevent forest fires?
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does anybody here have chicken?
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Is it important that anyone here has chicken?
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does anybody like desert?
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chicken for dessert?!
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what?
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whaddaya mean 'what'?
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what? am i now a bad guy for saying what?
OOC: Sorry, cant resit of this. LERRRRRRROOOOYYYYYYY JENNNNNKINNNNSSSSS!
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How is that relevant?
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who knows?
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Is Leroy Jenkins truly such an ass?
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who knows?
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Do you know?
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what if i do? what if i dont?
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Then shouldn't you come up with some original questions to use?
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You haven't answered my question, have you taco?
*looks up Taco's address, shoves a stick of dynamite up my arse, and hitches a ride to his house*
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Didn't you find it between the lines?
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I guess I'll have to go back and read closer, eh?
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where is the kingdom of coral located?
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does anybody know when fallen earth will come out?
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Does anyone care?
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what if they do?
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Isn't it more likely that they won't? Also, why did Osafune shove dynamite up his ass and try to find my house?
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i thought he was looking for tacos?
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Did Bara actually read something correctly and correct me?
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what if i did?
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Would that be proof of the existence of God?
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what if i am god?
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Why would God be such a bad speller? And would God really be a geek?
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He created WoW, didn't he? And only geeks play WoW, am I right?
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Didn't God also make the devil though?
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is anybody else confused?
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Why so confused? If God made everything - including the fallen angel Lucifer - then why do we assume God makes only good things?
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But wasn't Lucifer good when he was made? Wouldn't that mean that God does only make good things, but can't necessarily prevent them from becoming corrupted?
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Don't all things go according to God's plan? I thought I remembered hearing something about the "divine plan" in school, was I truly paying so little attention?
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Does God seem like the kind of guy who would plan stuff out billions of years in advance? Don't you find it likely that He only works in mysterious ways because He has no idea what He's doing?
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who knows?
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Does God seem like the kind of guy who would plan stuff out billions of years in advance? Don't you find it likely that He only works in mysterious ways because He has no idea what He's doing?
Isn't that what the divine plan is all about? Isn't it the course of all things for all time?
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A full plan of everything that's ever going to happen at every point in time everywhere in the universe? What is He, some kind of god?
Anyway, are you saying that He knew, even as He was making the Earth, that He would have to curse Adam and Eve, and eventually flood the whole place? Why wouldn't He do something to stop that from happening?
And have you ever read the Bible? Because God often seems pretty surprised about what's going on, doesn't He? Or is He just a good actor?
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What if God just has a far better understanding of the whole good/evil thing then we could ever hope to have? If God is omnipotent then why wouldn't (s)he have known and how could (s)he be surprised?
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What's with the "(s)he" business? Has anyone ever put forward any evidence that God might be a woman?
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The Bible refers to God as a he, making him a he, and not a she, right?
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Who said the bible is truth? Bible people? Aren't they just slightly biased?
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Well, if we take the Bible to be the truth, then man was made in God's image, so God must be male, right? If we assume that the Book of Genesis is entirely made up, then why should God resemble humans at all?
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Given all the translations and changes the bible has undergone, is it really so "outrageous" to suggest there might just be some BS in there?
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why are we talking about the bible?
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Is it any less valid a topic of discussion then anything else?
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what if there is? what if there isnt?
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What if anything?
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huh?
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Where were you on the night of the third?
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Why, what happened?
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Oh, wouldn't you like to know?
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If you won't tell me what happened, how do you expect me to think up a plausible alibi?
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If we dont, what happens?s
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Is death involved?
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Isn't death always involved?
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Isn't Zombie Jesus always involved?
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Yeah, but who doesn't love Zombie Jesus?
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Does Zombie Jesus love Zombie Jesus?
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Doesn't Zombie Jesus love everybody?
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do zombies like jeus?
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Does Zombie Jesus love people without brains?
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Wouldn't that make zombie Jesus one snack away from hating those around him?
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who knows?
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May I interject?
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what if you can?
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Are you afraid of what will happen?
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Should we be?
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Do you think you should?
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Surely you know that better than me?
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Was that a question, or a statement with a question mark at the end?
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was it?
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Is there a difference?
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Wouldn't the difference be the validity of play?
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Why wouldn't it have been a question?
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Is a question mark alone enough to make something a question? If so, I disagree?
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In almost all cases, a question mark would make a statement a question, wouldn't it?
OOC: For example: "Yep, I did it!" vs. "Yep...I did it?" (incredulous surprise) "Take a left." or "Take a left?" (not sure about instructions)...etc.
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So how is "Surely you know that better than me?" a question? Doesn't the word "surely" make it into a clear statement with a question mark added?
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So how is "Surely you know that better than me?" a question? Doesn't the word "surely" make it into a clear statement with a question mark added?
OOC: Like this..."Surely you know that better than me?" You could add the word ", right?" to the end of the sentence and it would make more sense as a question. However, the ", right?" isn't necessary. You are still unsure, even with "surely", and hence, it's a question.
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But what about the statement in it's written form? Is THAT a question? Yes or no?
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Yes...I mean, it should, shouldn't it?
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Wanna just switch topics then? Do you really want to debate this all day?
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Is pop music ever relevant?
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We were talking about pop music?
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Rape?
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We were talking about pop music?
OOC: No Taco, we weren't, but you asked to switch topics.
Doesn't it offend/bother you a little when people refer to a strong defeat as a "rape"?
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Do people do that? Is it some weird American thing?
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OOC: Probably a weird American high school/college thing, but yes, we (I try to avoid it) say that. Many will say, "Our team raped yours" after a crushing victory. God Bless America. [/sarcasm]
The Brits are above that sort of thing?
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Isn't Britain just far superior in every way?
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Didn't we beat you in a war?
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Don't you think that maybe we were just letting you win?
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Do you honestly think King George could have shrunken his ego small enough to let the colonists win?
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Did you know King George personally?
How can you make assumptions about the personality of somebody you've never even met?
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Its what we do. Technically, we've never met.
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That wasn't a question. Argh, neither was that! Or that!
We have violated the rules! The thread is crumbling before our very eyes!
Somebody ask something, before it's too late!
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Do you know the way to Santa Fe?
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Don't you have a map?
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So you didn't get that reference?
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Do you expect me to catch every single reference you make?
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Should I expect anything less?
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I bet you don't even notice all my references, do you?
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And why would you think that?
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Maybe because it's true?
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It might not be true, right?
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Do you deny it?
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Can I deny something in the form of a question?
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Don't you want to give it a try?
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Can I do it in this timeframe?
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It would seem not, wouldn't it?
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But maybe I can deny it now, no?
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Well, why aren't you?
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Fine...Do I not deny it?
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Hold on, what were we even talking about?
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OOC: Oh good, I thought you remembered and I had forgotten.
Does it even matter?
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Does anything matter?
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What is the concept of "matter"?
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Does the concept of "matter" even matter?
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Can our brains even try to comprehend that last question?
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No?
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Is there a simpler response than "No"?
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No?
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We should probably talk about something else, right?
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Like what? Beetroot? Why would you want to talk about beetroot?
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Wasn't it your idea to talk about beetroot?
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What are you trying to say?
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You didn't realize I had no desire to talk about beetroot, did you?
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Then why did you suggest it in the first place?
*sigh*
Will I ever understand how your mind works? Let's just change the topic, shall we?
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Will I avoid clawing my brain out?
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You have claws?
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I really hope they are figurative claws; that's what they should be, right?
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Wouldn't it be cool to have claws, though?
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Well, Wolverine is cool, isn't he?
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Is he? I was never really a fan of X-Men, but don't the others have much cooler powers?
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Isn't cool relative?
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So, do you think Wolverine was the coolest?
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OOC: Actually, no, but...
How would I phrase that in a question?
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Why don't you just write it as a statement, then just put "don't you think?" at the end?
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That's a good idea, don't you think?
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Yeah, it works, doesn't it? You can also use stuff like "doesn't it?" or "see?", see?
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I just love Kitty Pryde's powers; don't you?
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They are pretty cool, aren't they? And useful too, don't you think?
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Indeed, most problems could be solved with them, agreed?
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What if you were stranded on the moon?
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Her phasing powers make breathing a non-factor, right?
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That makes sense, doesn't it? I guess you're right then, huh?
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I would hope so; wouldn't you?
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Isn't hope ultimately futile?
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I wouldn't say so; it helps so many people through each day, doesn't it?
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But it doesn't change anything, does it? If the concept of hope was totally unheard of, nothing would be different, would it?
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Is it in any way feasible for the concept of hope to not exist? Wouldn't people always want something=?
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Hell, I don't know, do I?
Philosophical discussions hurt my brain; let's talk about popular culture, shall we?
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How sad of a story is Lindsay Lohan? She's a pretty good actress, she's just messed up, right?
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I know, isn't it a shame when such talented people go totally nuts?
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It seems like America has an exorbitant amount of those cases, especially in Hollywood, doesn't it?
OOC: Then again, the Brits have Pete Doherty.
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Oh, so you had to bring up crazy Pete?
Well, what about Michael Jackson?
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Hey, he's the only crazy Brit in pop culture I could think of!
And Michael Jackson is in Bahrain now.
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Again, you totally forgot what thread this was, didn't you?
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Hey, it's difficult at times, is it not?
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For you, maybe.
Wait, damn, Questions Only...
Maybe for you?
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Told you, didn't I?
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You did, didn't you?
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Oh, so you had to bring up crazy Pete?
Well, what about Michael Jackson?
Hey, he's the only crazy Brit in pop culture I could think of!
And Michael Jackson is in Bahrain now.
hes..moving.....near...where...i...live......
*grabs his paintball gun, ready to defend himself*
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Do you really think a paintball gun is going to protect you?
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what if it does?
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Do you want to find out the hard way?
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what is the hard way?
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Do you want to find that out the hard way too?
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what if i do?
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Why don't we just give peace a chance?
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And Michael Jackson is in Bahrain now.
hes..moving.....near...where...i...live......
*grabs his paintball gun, ready to defend himself*
Bahrain...as in the country to the east of SAUDI ARABIA. He's still pretty far away from Maryland.
Can't we all just get along?
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why must we get along?
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Wouldn't the world be so much better if we all got along?
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Why aren't you a citizen yet Vive? And the rest of you... don't you have something better to be doing?
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OOC: She's not a citizen because for the past few months, the only reason she's popped up is either during phone conversations with me (when I'm on the page) or to avoid the deletion of her profile.
And no, I don't have anything better to do...you don't either?
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Who is to say I haven't already finished my better things to be done for the day?
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Do have to not have anything better to do in order to do this?
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Is this really all you have to do today?
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What makes you think I'm not just shirking my duties at work?
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How do you know I'm not a QA agent working as part of a massive sting on employees wasting company time?
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Doesn't the government have stupider things to waste time and money on than that?
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Why don't you know that QA stands for quality assurance within a company? And why would a 5 employee company have a QA department?
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Why can't a small company keep track of it's workers?
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What makes you think I'm not the only one here right now?
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What, I'm not allowed to forget an acronym every once in a while?
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Weren't you specifically told never to forget the acronyms? Did you forget about that too? Has someone been using my purple flash gun? Wait... Am I supposed to mention that? *flash*
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What just happened? Taco, do you know who I am?
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Aren't you that guy who is bad at pretending his memory is wiped? If you don't remember who you are why do you remember who I am? *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash* *flash*
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Noooooo...*Trey didn't realize what the purple flash of light was, and, naturally, he went over to Taco to figure out what happened. He wasn't zapped; it wasn't pointed towards him.*
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huh?
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Was that a question Trey? And how would you remember to explain your actions? Hmm? Have you developed an immunity?
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Where is everyone?
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Didn't I already try to explain why my memory wasn't wiped, Taco?
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Does it matter?
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So if it didn't wipe your memory I gotta use the old version then? What goes boom and makes you forget? Could it be..... A shotgun?!
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Whoa, that's a bit drastic, don't ya think? What is it you don't want him to remember, anyway?
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Knowing what'll happen if you know, do you really want to find out?
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Is that a threat?
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how long since i was last here?
and has it become just 1 huge sausage fest or are there still chicks on this forum?
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Did you think PUR and Alana would just abandon us?
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Haven't they in a way?
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they seem to have, i kinda abandoned every 1 for a while but came bak
anyway have thy left?
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Didn't you know those two got married? Do you really think all abandonment involves leaving?
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In what way have they abandoned us?
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@ taco no but in the context larry used ot then yes
Y, is the abandonement nt clear 2 u Larry?
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Holy God, you really are worse than Bara, aren't you?
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Holy God, you really are worse than Bara, aren't you?
Yes. I am just waiting for the perfect sentence to write Trey's Guide to Writing Legible Sentences 2.0. Aren't you?
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Well, writing guides isn't really my department, is it? Shouldn't I just leave that to the professionals?
And I'm sure orsis wasn't this bad before he left, or have I just repressed his horrible language abuse?
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I don't remember him being nearly this bad of a speller; he was more naughty, but spelled better; isn't that how you remember him?
And besides, Taco and I made guides, and we sure as hell aren't pros; don't you think you can too?
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Perhaps I could make a guide, but it all comes down to laziness really, doesn't it?
Would it even be worthwhile? Bara seems willing to make the effort, but do you really think any number of guides will stop orsis from typing like a demented monkey?
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No, but for my first guide, I copied and pasted Taco's made changes to the tone and the sentences to fit the one I was doing (I only changed the tone of the guide to fit me personally); that's not very difficult, right?
Do you?
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So, you're a plagiarist and a cheater?
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NO...just go look at the two lists. (Taco's is in "wedding of the beauties", and mine is in "the NO! YOU'RE WRONG Game". I really just used Taco's as a template.
Don't they look different enough to you?
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You expect me to search through both those threads just to look for two particular posts?
Anyway, yeah, as far as I remember, they were both fairly different, okay?
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And besides, Taco and I made guides, and we sure as hell aren't pros; don't you think you can too?
Why don't you just speak for yourself captain cut-n-paste? Used mine in a template? Sort of like "When a stranger calls" used the most commonly known and lame of urban legends as a template? Isn't that just called "ripping off"?
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@Larry/Trey i've found my naughtiness can b dampened down by spending time in the nude, besides most of it was aimed at Allama/PUR with them 2 gone how am i supposed to still find it worth while?
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And besides, Taco and I made guides, and we sure as hell aren't pros; don't you think you can too?
Why don't you just speak for yourself captain cut-n-paste? Used mine in a template? Sort of like "When a stranger calls" used the most commonly known and lame of urban legends as a template? Isn't that just called "ripping off"?
Ok, one, you yourself said you liked it...and mine was different enough. I would post them here for comparison, but that would take a lot of space.
@Larry/Trey i've found my naughtiness can b dampened down by spending time in the nude, besides most of it was aimed at Allama/PUR with them 2 gone how am i supposed to still find it worth while?
And two...I did NOT need that image.
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Can we get back to questions now?
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So I'm beyond lies? Just because I say I like something means I find it original? So if I say I like space balls, space balls is an original movie?
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What the hell is Space Balls?
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Not a fan of classic movies then? Why don't you look it up on imdb.com?
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And you're saying people actually watched that?
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How can you judge a movie you've never seen so harshly?
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Have you read that plot summary? What exactly qualifies it to be called a 'classic'?
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If you haven't seen the movie, do you really think you have a right to pass judgment on it?
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How is the movie not a classic? Why don't you watch it? Did you like star wars? Wanna see a good parody of it?
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I liked star wars alot, didn't you like star wars?
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Yeah, but isn't Hayden Christianson a shitty actor?
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If he has a hot ass, does it really matter? ::)
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Are you the best judge of acting or of the asses of people who act?
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Yeah, but isn't Hayden Christianson a shitty actor?
Yes. His "ass" has nothing to do with it.
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Was that even a question?
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Uh-oh, has Trey broken the rules? >:(
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Uh-oh, has Trey broken the rules? >:(
Why would talking about the ass of an actor break the rules?
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Talking about asses isn't against the rules, but you're supposed to ask a question, right?
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Talking about asses isn't against the rules, but you're supposed to ask a question, right?
Why are you questioning me? Do you like my huge flounder?
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Why are you questioning ME!? >:(
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Why are you questioning ME!? >:(
Why do you care?
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Why do you two insist on arguing
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Why do you two insist on arguing
Do you want to be hit with a huge flounder?
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Are you going to make sure Xy doesn't catch you?
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Don't let Xy catch you!
Can someone tell me if you just broke the rules.
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No?
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What do you mean, "no"? Have you even read the rules of the game?
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DI don't know if i read it.
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Bwah?
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Can you show me that word in the Dictionary?
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Can't you look it up yourself?
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Could you do it cause im too lazy?
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Why should I help the lazy?
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Could it be cause your not lazy?
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Doesn't it seem the better use of my time to be preying on the lazy?
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Why Don't i just eat your Taco?
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Don't you know my lady is the jealous type?
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What do you mean, "no"? Have you even read the rules of the game?
What do you mean? I asked a question didn't I?
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How so?
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Maybe you should go back and read my post? ;D
Doesn't it say "Are you going to make sure Xy doesn't catch you?"?
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How would going back help? If it didn't matter the first time why would it the second?
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Why don't you just try it?
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Isn't that like asking "Why don't you just try getting kicked in the groin again to see if it turns out any better the second time around, yo"?
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Would you like to get kicked in the groin?
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Would you like to get on you knees, hun? ;)
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Do I get anything in return? ;)
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Do you mind feeling my tongue in certain spots?
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:o Do you want people listening in on our private lives?
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Do you deny wanting it?
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What exactly is it that I want?
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The question is not what you want, but how much do you want?
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How much do I want hmm?
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How much can I give?
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How much are you willing to give?
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How many times can I do it before you'll be too tired to stay awake?
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how long are you willing to stay up?
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Who said you know what we're talking about?
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Who said Bara knows anything, for that matter?
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what if i do?
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What if you don't?
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if a tree falls down in the Forest and no one is around to hear it, does it make a sound?
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How cliché can you get?
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Is "I love you" cliché?
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Is 'I love you too' cliché?
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who knows?
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* Xyrael glares at Barak
Hun (my lover), want to be alone with me?
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are you talking to me? or somehone else?
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Is he not talking to me? Am I not his lover?
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Is Barak gay? Isn't Aiko my girlfriend?
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Do you really think it's a good idea to try and monopolize the thread?
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Who says we're trying to monopolize the thread?
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Then why were you hassling Bara?
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Are we not allowed to tease?
Can I eat your taco?
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You wanna eat my Taco? Does this mean I get to eat your girlfriend?
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Heyheyheyhey, don't you think that may be just a lil inappropriate Taco? :P
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Wouldn't it be about as appropriate as eating my taco? You do realize I'm a taco myself, don't you?
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Do i get a say in who eats me? Or can I just kick you in your taco instead?
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huh?
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Why is everyone so down on cannibalism?
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Could we eat smth elese?
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Does it have to exist before we can eat it? Or at least spelled correctly?
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Does your blasphemy deserve a panda-slap?
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Is your panda a baby or a grown-up ?
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Doesn't that deserves a panda-slap?
OOC: Alger is a panda, just like I'm a taco...
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ok, it was stupid, so could we drop it? :)
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But won't it break if we drop it?
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if a woodchucker could chuck wood how much wood could the woodchuker chuck?
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She sells sea shells by the sea shore?
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whos she? i mean what kind of a name is She?
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How can you not know who she is?
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Do you know who she is?
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If I knew who she is, would I tell you?
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Why wouldn't you spill the beans?
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Do you know what beans cost these days?! :o
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how much?
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What kind of beans are we talking about here?
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Why does it matter?
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Why are we talking about beans?
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Did you not follow the conversation?
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Should I have done?
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Does it make a real difference?
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What exactly is it to begin with?
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You tell me.
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How is that a question?
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What did you say?
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Are you blind or something?
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Do you mean "What did I write"? Isn't it written a few posts up? Do you just not understand what I wrote?
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Why does taco h8 bara so much in the tavern?
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Who says it's hate?
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I think it feels like hate, do you?
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Can't it just be a friendly ribbing in the form of painful death?
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Why don't you all just get a life?
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Are you implying that the people on this forum are undead? Do you have any proof to back up these slanderous accusations?
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but what if it was true?
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Brains?
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do you eat them?
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Do you agree that they taste good teriyaki style.
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Isn't head cheese the same thing? Do you think teriyaki would work with head cheese?
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Does anything? Do you have any idea what is in head cheese? Do the ingredients live up to the name?
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Isn't head cheese what's in a head? Do people really eat that stuff? Anybody got a barf bag handy?
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Why would a vegetarian like myself eat that slop?
Curious? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese)
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Tofu head cheese?? :D
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Why not just keep it to tofu? Wouldn't tofu chunks suspended in gelatin be kinda horrible?
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Doesn't that depend on the flavour of the gelatin?
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does it matter? isn't anything gelatin nasty?
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Could it be so? Don't you have a dish that looks like gelatin that tastes good?
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Isn't gelatin made from rotting cow hides and hooves? How could that not be tasty in any flavour??
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Does it come in chocolate flavor?
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Why does everyone like chocolate?
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Doesn't it release happy chemicals in the brain or something?
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Isn't chocolate an aphrodisiac?
Why else do you think they sell so much on Valentines Day?
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Couldn't we just be unoriginal gift givers, and that's why we give chocolate so often?
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Do you really think that would be the reason why I would give someone chocolate? O:-)
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Wouldn't you give chocolate just to snag most of it back??
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Isn't that kinda morally grey?
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Shay got's morals??
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Why would Shay be different from anyone else? While morals may differ, don't we all have morals of some variety?
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Don't some have a lot less morals than others?
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How is having fewer morals the same as not having morals?
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:trout:
Doesn't Shay have so few morals as to be virtually nil in the morals department??
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For that to be true wouldn't 0 have to equal 0.00000000000000000001? So wouldn't Shay still have morals? Ever heard the saying "less is more"? :fight:
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Don't you know I know that and that I am just winging it, here??
:whip:
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Isn't it better to have 'lack of morals' than 'lack of brains'?
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So we're talking Hannibal Lector, here?
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Anyone have a nice Chianti?
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So now I'm Hannibal Lechter because I have less morals than brains? :trout:
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Anyone have a nice Chianti?
Do you have any faba beans?
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Would you trust mayo made by a cannibal?
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Has anyone seen my strawberry bubble gum?
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Did you leave it on your bed post overnight?
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How did you know that? Are you all knowing?
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Who can be sure?
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Wouldn't the all knowing one know that too? So wouldn't they be sure about it?
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Is ParrrrTay the all knowing?
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Wasn't it Ess who knew about the gum on the bed post? Wouldn't that make her the all knowing one?
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Wouldn't CrAzY one be a more fitting term when talking about me?
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Are you trying to fool all the people on this forum too?
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Do you think I could? :shrug:
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Hasn't it always been one of your specialties?
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Do you plan on informing all of Taijitu's fine people of all my specialties?
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Don't you think I plan on keeping some of them all to myself? :wb:
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Did I miss something?
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Is that something you missed breakfast? Don't you know it's the most important meal of the day?
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Are we allowed to ask more than one question per post?
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Why not? You got a problem with that? Or is the problem with me? huh? So?! What's it gonna be? You got a problem chief? huh? Why you gotta be sayin' that stuff? Got a problem with a couple questions? You the question police or something? So if the question police are after me, what does that me me? Some kind of question bandit? What if I just like asking questions? You gotta rain on my parade? How weak is that, dude? Why don't you chill out and relax? You stressed or something? Want a cup of tea? Have you been getting enough sleep? What's the problem? Why can't you just be honest? Why do you feel you have to enforce policies on questions? Aren't all questions valid?
Can't we all just get along?
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How long did it take you to type that?
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Well, if I type at about 50wpm then how long would it take? Now how do I quantify the momentum of creation? Can that really be done? Would you be good enough to accepting that "it took as long as it took" and just leave it at that?
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Why would you think we would settle for such a vague answer?
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because he has a low opinion of you?
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Isn't that a rather mean assumption?
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aren't you drawing your conclusions a little bit too quickly?
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Why must everything be quantified? Didn't you learn anything from the song "Let it be"?
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Why would you ask that?
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How did I know there was a lesson to be learned? :shrug:
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Is it a lesson too late for the learning?
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Why can't an old dog learn new tricks?
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Would you teach me some new tricks?
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Have you ever been hypnotized?
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Would you teach me some new tricks?
Are you hitting on me?
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Would you teach me some new tricks?
Are you hitting on me?
:D Would you like it if I was?
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Who wouldn't?
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Do you have any idea what you're doing?
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Does anyone?
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Is that a trick question?
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Should I be asking one?
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Why not ask one?
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Should you know the answer would there be a point in asking ?
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Should you not know the answer, would there be a point in asking?
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Does the lag on this forum drive anyone else CrAzY, or is it only me?
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What will you do if it is just you?
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Does the fact that the laaaaaaaaaag drives me bonkers make you feel any better?
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Would it make me look bad if I took extreme pleasure in the suffering of your tormented soul? >:D
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Meh, are we not used to the suffering of our tormented souls?
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Does that make it any less fun?
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Would it please you to know I am glad to make you happy?
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If you're glad how exactly are you suffering?
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Could he be some sort of masochist?
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Who is the wise ass that ordered these record high temperatures in October?
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Isn't that the guy who said fossil fuel would be harmless?
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Record high temperatures? Wanna swap for some traditional British weather?
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If Great Britain is so wet all the time, how come Lucas could never build an ignition that wouldn't quit in the rain?
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Can you believe the British are still investigating Diana's death?
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Could it be considered an insult the fact that after ten years they claim not to know for sure what happened?
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...Or could they know and not want to tell the public?
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Haven't the conspiracy theorists been having a field day with this?
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At the tax payers cost? :shrug:
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Could investigators just like money?
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Would it be the first time it happened so?
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Don't all capitalists love money?
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do capitalists like pie?
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Doesn't everyone?
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Aren't forgetting about monsters? Don't you know that monsters hate pie?
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Why would monsters hate pie?
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What exactly do you think makes them monsters? Isn't it obvious that hating delicious pie makes one a monster?
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How do you know pie isn't the true monster and the monsters are normal?
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But then why do we view them as monsters?
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What kind of evil monster would accuse pie of being a monster?
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What kind of monster would label someone as a monster just for accusing pie of being a monster?
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How can you not see that the obvious answer to that question is "The very best kind!"?
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How can I have been so blind?
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Are you being forced to reconstruct your reality around this new truth?
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Your reality, my reality, or their reality?
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wait, what are we talking about.
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Isn't it obvious?
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How did Bara manage to typo a question mark? How sad is that?
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Who knows? Is it the evil gods of Geekalorn who made it?
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Not giving credit to the demi-gods of nerdality?
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Who are they?
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Know ye not your creator gods?
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Who, the geek gods?
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Does Nerdality sound like a geek god to you?
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Hasn't it been made pretty clear that Bara isn't a nerd?
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Who opinion is more trustworthy then one's own?
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Mine?
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Could you be any more wrong?
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Are you asking for my opinion?
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what he is?
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What?
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huh?
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cookies?
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is this a waaagh?
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How should I know?
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You don't know your own term Bara?
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wasnt it larry who asked that?
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Or are we secretly the same person?
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what if we are? would we Barry?
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We'd have to be, wouldn't we? After all, Lara isn't particularly good, is it?
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what if we turned into a larkarin?
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Hell, that sounds like the best name so far, don't you think?
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what if we could make it better?
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If you were Barry wouldn't people here assume you meant Max Barry?
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How do you know we aren't?
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Larry is Barry?
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Who isn't Barry these days?
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Well, you aren't, are you?
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If I say "no" how do I know I'm not in an identity crisis coupled with deep denial?
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Well, that's the big question, isn't it?
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Bigger than this question?
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'Big' doesn't always refer to size, does it?
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what does it refer to?
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what could it refer to?
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But doesn't it refer to size in this case?
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Isn't that for you to decide?
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And if I say it is?
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Then wouldn't we be doomed if it was up to taco?
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So you're saying we're doomed then?
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Isn't that obvious?
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How doomed is doomed though?
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Am I doomed if I don't feel doomed?
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Would you be surprised to learn that makes you more doomed?
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Could you say that in English Please?
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"That in English please?" Why should I say that?
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Don't you find it funny?
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And if i dont?
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Who would be surprised by Bara not getting something?
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what if i got the joke though?
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Wouldn't that be a shock to us all?
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Would it?
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Why wouldn't it?
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But what if it didn't?
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To quote Taco, would you be surprised to learn that makes you more doomed?
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and if it didnt?
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But what if it did?
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Then would it matter?
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Could it matter?
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Will it matter?
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Do you want it to matter?
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Does that matter?
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What if it did?
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Can we talk about something that does matter?
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Like what?
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Wanna talk about the pending apocalypse?
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Pending, you say? Any idea when it's due?
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Wanna talk about the pending apocalypse?
fallen earth.
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Fallen Earth?
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Isn't that the impending crapiness?
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Don't you think we should give it the benefit of the doubt?
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What good would that do? Why not burn the project to the ground, kill the programmers and blot this horrid game out of history before it can do any more damage to the space-time continuum?
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Any more damage to the space-time continuum? What damage has it already done?
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Don't you remember the reign of King MC Hammer?
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No, but I suppose that's the point, isn't it?
Care to explain why you alone can remember stuff that didn't happen?
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Have you never heard of a temporal flux inhibitor?
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Yes I have? Well it's all very simple isn't it? Why? The world is ending isn't it?
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What would you do if it was?
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Wouldn't it be wise to vacate the immediate area?
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Why did we started talking about this?
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Do you have a better topic to question?
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why do we use red as a stop sign?
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What've I missed?
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What haven't you missed?
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Did you missed something?
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What is there to be missed?
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why do we pledge allgencie to a flag?
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You actually bother with that shit? You know it's just a piece of cloth ultimately, right?
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So, it's wrong to ask a rhetorical question?
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Is anything truly wrong? Is any question truly rhetorical?
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whats retorical mean?
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Don't you know how to look things up? (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/rhetorical_question)
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and what if im to lazy to?
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Then can you at least muster up the energy to click that link?
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what if i am really some poor, starving kid who cant clink that link because i cant muster the stergnh to?
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Well, you'll have to live your life without knowing a simple word like 'rhetorical', won't you?
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If you lack the energy to click links, how'd you get to this page in the first place?
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Was that an astute question, or what?
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Would you expect any less from me?
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So, what are we going to talk about?
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Wanna talk about sex baby? Wanna talk about you and me, about all the good things and the bad things that can be? Wanna talk about it?
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Would you be offended if I run away now?
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Where exactly would you run to?
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Argentina?
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Isnt there a civil war there?
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How should I know?
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didnt you say you where going to go there?
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That doesn't mean I know anything about it, does it?
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shoudlnt you?
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Don't those seem like some pretty poor travel plans? Do you even have a valid passport?
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do you know any Spanish? do you even know if you can afford the plane?
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Did you just lean on me man, 'cause you can't afford the ticket?
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What exactly are you implying?
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Isn't it obvious?
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wait, what are you implying?
OOC:By the way, welcome to the forum! Im Bara! Im the Gunner in Khabs Pirate crew, a Fallen Earth fan, a Call of Duty player, a Airsoft and Paintball player, a Gamer, a Warhammer 40K player, a Star Wars Fan and prone to typos
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Was that really necessary?
And did you notice we've reached 100 pages? Isn't it great?
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What ever happened to the "getting to know you" phase? Have you no respect for your own mystique Bara?
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Bara has mystique?
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whats mystique?
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Once again, you just can't be bothered to look this stuff up (http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/mystique), can you?
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what did i say before?
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When?
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Where?
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Who?
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How?
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Why?
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why do we do this?
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Why not?
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huh?
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Huh?
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what?
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Wherefore?
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who?
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Wombat?
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Zoo?
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Purple?
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Blue?
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How so?
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red?
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Seige?
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Amercian idol?
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Under Milk Wood?
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pie?
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Pi?
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3.14?
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3.141?
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84739574744124568634686?
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When are we getting back to actual questions?
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Right now?
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never?
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Perhaps we could narrow the time margin down between you two?
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what if we cant?
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Could you handle the truth if you find out?
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what if i could?
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Santa Maria or Santa Claus?
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Isn't Santa Claus more jolly?
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What about Santos L Halper?
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What about him?
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Don't you know he's the dog that just keeps giving?
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What?
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Pardon me, but has anyone seen my waffle iron?
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Can you prove that it's yours?
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what if i used it as scarp metal?
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How do you make scarps out of a waffle iron?
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what if i only know?
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Are you unwilling to share your secret with the world?
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what if i am?
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Then the secret will die with you, won't it?
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but what if i change my mind?
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Are you going to?
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im not sure. Wait, am i?
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You aren't very decisive, are you?
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im...sorry?
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but what if i change my mind?
Doesn't the act of changing ones mind require them to have a mind in the first place?
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What is mind?
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is he nice?
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That's the best you two can come up with? Why do I even bother?
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What is 'best'?
Seriously, Bara, where did "is he nice?" come from?
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im..sorry?
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Why must you always apologise for everything? Don't you realise how annoying that is? And if you apologise for apologising again, I'll rip your spine out, m'kay?
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.....why?
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Do you need a reason?
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yeeess?is that good?
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Are you even making sense any more?
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no.
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Was that a question?
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no
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Why aren't you asking questions?! Don't you realise you could tear a hole in the fabric of reality?!
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Can I join in?
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no.
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Why not?
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Haven't you learnt to ignore Bara by now?
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maybe he hasnt?
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Back to questions again, are you?
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Have I not?
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Do you think Bara realizes that when it comes to posts quality ranks far higher then quantity?
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Does it, though?
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Do you feel "BOOM!" is truly worth a post or the time to read it?
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Doesn't take that much time to read, does it?
Anyway, don't you think some of the lesser-educated forum newbies might consider Bara to be the alpha male around here, based on his post count?
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Is post count really that important?
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I'm not saying it is, but a lot of people seem to think so, don't they?
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Wouldn't the Bara Alpha male illusion disappear the moment they read some of my posted replies to him?
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Perhaps?
Anyway, does anyone else think Alpha Male Illusion is a great name for a band?
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I think it sounds more like a Japense TV show, dont you?
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Now you mention it, it does, doesn't it?
Man, what is the deal with those crazy Japanese?
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who knows? maybe they were born with a godzilla chip?
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What would a Godzilla chip even do?
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maybe it makes them how they are now?
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I suppose - anything's possible, isn't it?
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what about pirates and ninjas getting along?
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That might be possible if pirates didn't keep being such jerks, mightn't it?
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but what about the great ninja killing of New Ninja?
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The who with the what now?
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You know, the lecture given out by professor bara in the mediset Acemndey section on the pirate vs. ninja war?
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Ah, yes, how did I miss that?
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you were sleeping?
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How could I be sleeping and posting?
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your...a zombie?
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Do I sound like a zombie to you? I don't walk around going "braaains", do I?
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do you?
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Have you ever seen me do so?
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im just asking you, have you?
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The answer is no, okay?
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are you mad at me?
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Well, isn't it natural for me to be offended by you implying I'm a zombie?
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do i look like you?
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How should I know?
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have you ever looking in the pictures of thein self thread?
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Can you prove that those pictures are really you?
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yess?
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How?
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do you think i know?
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Wouldn't your saying that you can do something requires you to know how to do what you claim the ability to do?
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what?
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Can't you read?
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what if im too lazy to?
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Wouldn't that mean you suck then?
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shut up...
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How is that a question?
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Being a rebel again, eh?
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Did you know rebel is just "leber" spelt backwards?
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what is taco is inbreed?
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Can tacos breed?
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what if they can only bredd through having sec with there sister?
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What kind of god would do that?
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a...peverted god?
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Like the Christian god, you mean?
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is he a pevert?
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What do you think?
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do you think a 13 year old whould know?
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What does age have to do with it?
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do you think i know?
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Do you think I know whether I think you know?
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what?
-
I rest my case? I think?
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huh?
-
I dunno?
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what do you mean? shoudlnt you know whats going on in the world around you? like, that britan just had a small zombie outbreak?
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Seriously? Right after I just finished writing my zombie survival guide? What are the odds?
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of what? you dieing, or a zombie outbreak in britan?
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A zombie outbreak - fairly convenient timing, don't you think?
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are you implying something?
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Are you inferring something?
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whats that mean?
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Playing dumb now, are you?
-
what?
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You realise you're not fooling anyone? Why don't you just give in and tell us what we want to know?
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Do you really think he is acting?
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Playing dumb now, are you?
Would you really call it playing?
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So, you're both in on it, are you?
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are you paranoid?
^
I know what this words means!
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Paranoid, am I? Would a paranoid person have secret cameras installed in every room of his house?
Wait, I guess he would, wouldn't he?
Okay, maybe I am a bit paranoid; what's it to you?
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Do you think you'd be a little less paranoid if you weren't being followed all the time?
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How did you know I'm being followed? It's you, isn't it? What do you want from me?!
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What is the secret to time travel?!
-
If I told you, it wouldn't be a secret, would it?
-
can we change the subject?
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Sure, what d'ya wanna talk about?
-
robots?
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Yeah, they're cool, aren't they? Think they'll ever take over the earth?
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i think they will, but how can we stop them?
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Unplug them?
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do they have cords?
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Well, they all have some source of power, right?
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What if they're powered by human blood?
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Then...stop giving them blood?
-
What about unleashing the ultimate Ninja horde upon them?
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Ninjas...vs. robots? Is that even feasible?
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Why wouldn't it?
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Hmmm, why not? Why not, indeed?
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why cant it be pirates, ninjas,Imperial Guard and Tzzecth vs. Robots?
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You expect pirates and ninjas to work together?
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How stupid do you think we are? (And would you mind NOT answering that?)
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why cant he anweser that question?
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Why can he?
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do you think i know?
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Would I be asking you if I thought you didn't?
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do you think i know?
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Do you actually know anything?
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what do you think?
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Is that a 'no'?
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why do you think that about me? how do you know that im not going to be a emo now becasue of what you just said?
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Do you think I care?
(You know we love you, right?)
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(No. i already burned down my school.)
do you think you should?
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Burned down your school? You do know the difference between emo and pyschopath, right?
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Does anybody?
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Has anyone seen my pants? Where did my pants go?
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Umm... Taco? Have you checked around your ankles yet?
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Are you accusing my belt of failure?!
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.....?
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just checking, im not the only one who think taco is werid, right?
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Werid? Don't you think he's weird, too?
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Does anyone know how to spell weird without being wired?
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i dont, how bout you larry?
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Who's Larry?
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More importantly, who are you?
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Who am i?
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Am i who i think I am?
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are you a pornstar?
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Weird? What's wrong with being weird?
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Is it the weird in weirdness that's weird?
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Is reality really real, or is it a figment of our imaginations, and if it is, how can we have imaginations if reality isn't real, and if reality's not real, than how are we alive, and if we aren't how can we imagine about reality that isn't really real, and if, of course, reality is real, what is our purpose, and if we don't have a purpose why is there a reality to adhere to, assuming reality's real, what if only parts of reality are real, and, if only parts are real, why can't all of it be real, and if all of it is real, how do we know?
Any questions?
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Yeh, where's the toilet? :trout:
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i think its down the hall to the right. Larry, isnt that where it is?
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Once again, who the heck is Larry?
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could it be this guy, who you have to click this URL http://forum.taijitu.org/index.php?action=profile;u=347 (http://forum.taijitu.org/index.php?action=profile;u=347) (<---- this one)?
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How do i click it?
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Wouldn't YOU like to know, oh Old One?
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Wait, Talmann. Could someone kill that damn fly over there?? Its starting to get really irritating.
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how do i do that? is it L!, R2, Left left left, rigt, up, up down, or is it just L2, R1, L3?
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Would you mind repeating that in English rather than gamer for those who don't speak it?
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Wouldn't a real gamer shun the cheats and just use their gamer "talents" instead?
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A person who can't speak gamer is a person with no culture, isn't that right?
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What're you saying?
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What good is culture anyways?
-
Can I plead the 5th on this one?
-
what?
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You don't know what i mean? Didn't you Learn American History?
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what if i am learning it right now?
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You aren't doing a very good job of it, are you?
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Aren't you an American Bara?
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what does that have to do with anything?
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As an American how can you not know what it is the plead the 5th?
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Haven't we already established that he's an idiot?
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Do you want me to burn you like i did to my school?
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Do you think I'd let you do that?
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what if i overpower you?
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Could you overpower him?
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what if i overpower you?
Isn't that the most unlikely of ifs?
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Are you saying Bara is weak? or Is Larry strong?
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Can't it be both?
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Why can't Larry/Taco learn to count correctly?
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Haven't you accepted yet that you are the only one counting incorrectly?
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Am I counting incorrectly?
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Yes?
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no?
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Maybe?
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why are we doing this?
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Is it possible that it's because you two are braindead (as is evident by your lack of mathmatical knowledge)?
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If we were braindead, how could we be talkings you to the...apple...car...?
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who are you peolpe? why am i here? porn?
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Pencil cake? ...buh? Brains...?
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your a zombie?
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What if I am?
-
should i kill you?
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Do you want to?
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do you want to know?
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Why wouldn't I?
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it could screw up your brain.
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So, you admit that I can't be a zombie, if I have brains?
And where are the questions, man?
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why do i screw everything up like this?
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Do you want me to answer that?
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why not. you always do, dont you?
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Do I?
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who are you? who am i? where are we going?
-
More importantly, where shall we have lunch?
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i hope its taco bell. you like taco bell?
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You keep forgetting I'm English, don't you?
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maybe...does it mater?
-
Didn't you know that there are only two Taco Bell locations in England, both operated by AAFES on air bases RAF Mildenhall and RAF Lakenheath, and they are not accessible to the general public?
You can't tell I just copied that from Wikipedia, right?
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you did?
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You think I can tell you stuff like that from memory?
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you seem smart, or are you?
-
Do you think intelligence = good memory?
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Does it not?
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Does intelligence really even matter anymore?
-
Sour grapes?
-
Braindead, are you?
-
Why do you keep saying that?
-
What?
-
What?
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Was?
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War?
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Krieg? Welcher Krieg?
-
if a woodchuck could wood, how much wood, could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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A quarter chord?
-
your weird, you know that?
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Don't you ever get bored of using the word weird to describe anything? What is your subjective normal anyways?
-
what?
-
Maybe he called You weird?
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Does Bara prefer a simple I-V7-I chord progression instead?
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Maybe he called You weird?
Bara gets capitalised pronouns? What, is He a god or something?
Does Bara prefer a simple I-V7-I chord progression instead?
Say wha?
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Bara gets capitalised pronouns? What, is He a god or something?
Are you promoting this?
Does Bara prefer a simple I-V7-I chord progression instead?
Say wha?
What? Don't you know your music theory?
-
whats a music theroy?
-
The theory of music?
-
why would we need that?
-
Who needs anything?
-
Do you?
-
I dunno. What's on the TV now?
-
If there was anything good on TV, do you think I'd be here now?
-
Maybe you are afraid of the TV-dwarfs?
-
TV-dwarfs? I thought they were friendly?
-
isnt it TV Goblins?
-
You're in your teens, and you still believe in TV goblins?
-
havent you seen them?
-
Seen what?
-
What are they talking about?
-
Is it too much effort to just scroll upwards?
-
Do you even have a scroll wheel?
-
Does it matter?
-
Do you really post from a computer anyway?
-
Why would I need a computer? Do you use sticky notes?
-
Do you know what makes them sticky?
-
Toad mucus?
-
Hey, do you know what it is that makes the water flow upwards in this region?
-
Someone broke the gravity?
-
Is it Christmas yet?
-
What day is it?
-
Why don't you check isitchristmas.com (http://www.isitchristmas.com/)?
-
Was that supposed to say NO?
-
Well, it's the truth, isn't it?
-
I don't know, is it?
-
Don't you believe it?
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Is it ok if I didn't?
-
What is christmas?? ??? ???
-
?????
-
Larry, what was your question?
-
What was your question?
-
Larry, what was your question?
-
And to which question are you referring?
-
Could you help me out deciding?
-
Why should I?
-
How many days till christmas?
-
I still have no friggin clue whatsoever that this day you speak of, what name it was now again, that we celebrate due to some old book that says we should and ever shall, name is.
Do i make myself understandable?
-
*gasps* Did you use a statement, Mox?
-
Can we shoot him, Please??????
-
Do you think that will have any effect?
-
Could we try and see what kind of effect it has?
-
Are you going to need a human subjects form from the lab for that?
-
Is Christmas over already?
-
Did it not last long enough for you?
-
What about the Twelve Days of Christmas?
-
Are there any January or February songs?
-
Do you know any?
-
How did I forget about this thread?
-
Have you not been looking for it?
-
Why would I?
-
Why not?
-
Isn't it obvious?
-
Are you sure it is?
-
do you like cake?
-
Delicious, moist, cake?
-
you like THAT kind of cake?
-
What? You do not?
-
Doesn't everybody?
-
Could that avatar be any scarier?
-
Did someone say cake?
-
Weren't you listening?
-
Does it look like it?
-
:shrug:?
-
what if hes stupid?
-
Who you calling stupid?
-
you.
-
Do you understand what a question is?
-
Does he?
-
Should we ask him?
-
Is anyone here?
-
Apart from us two, you mean?
-
What else would I mean?
-
Why are you asking me?
-
Who is asking you?
-
Who is asking who what now?
-
Can you clarify the question?
-
certainly, have you been watching North Korean cartoons again?
-
Are North Korean cartoons funny?
-
Are any cartoons funny anymore?
-
Who did your sense of humor run off with?
-
Was it the milk man?
-
what if it wasn't?
-
What if what wasnt'?
-
what if it wasnt what is was what you thought it could be but isnt but is?
-
Would it be what it wasn't if it didn't exist?
-
Could you stop asking questions?
-
Have you ever thought a thought, then thought, than find out the thought you thought wasn't the thought you thought you thought?
-
I thought, no wait, perhaps the truest question is do I "think"?
-
Why Think?
-
Why anything?
-
Why...?
-
Why not?
-
why not why why not?
-
Waffle?
-
Are you offering?
-
Do you think I'm not?
-
Do they come with syrup?
-
and if they did?
-
Would you put that gun away?
-
no.
-
Will you ask a question next time?
-
and if i didnt?
-
How mean do you think I can get? :D
-
does it depend on how much you had to drink? *wink wink*
<---- [Read Icon for real question]
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do you really often break out into random dance moves?
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Can I have those waffles you promised me when I first came here?
-
do you really often break out into random dance moves?
do you think I'd lie?
-
i) How would you like your waffles?
ii) How could I have thought that?
-
Can I have strawberries on mine?
-
Are you sure?
-
Am I?
-
who isn't?
-
Road warrior?
-
Road warrior?
Does anyone doubt that?
-
i dunno should we?
-
Should we? Should you mess with someone who lives in the wasteland? Should you mess with someone who has killed more raiders then you have thought? Should you mess with someone who's in the Travelers?
i think not.
-
Should you mess with a thirteen year old with an aditude?
-
no.
-
Why not?
-
yeah.. don't we all need somebody to lean on??
-
Can Road Warrior post a question?
-
Is Road Warrior a spammer?
-
Is Road Warrior a spammer?
Did you just figure that out? Didn't the 9000+ posts give it away?
-
Ya think?
-
I mean, really?
-
No seriously?
-
Wouldn't you like to spam like that?
-
what?
-
Are you trying to confuse me again?
-
"What if I say I'm not like the others?/What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?..."
-
"What if I say I'm not like the others?/What if I say I'm not just another one of your plays?..."
-
Why'd you post twice?
-
Why does this whole game section bothers me?
-
Whaddya askin me for?
-
Why'd you post twice?
Why does my damn cell phone post twice if I hit the back button?
-
Why ask an inanimate object a question?
-
Why ask an inanimate object a question?
Why not?
-
Who wants to answer that question?
-
Who wants to answer that question?
I can't answer my own, right?
-
Whoever said you couldn't?
-
I dunno...isn't it just an unwritten rule of sorts?
-
do you like Fallen Earth?
-
Do you like Halo?
-
do you?
-
Does I?
-
Vegtables?
-
Why are we so random?
-
Is it because we are posting an endless string of questions with no answers?
-
No.
-
Did you just break the rules by posting a statement?
-
Yes.
-
Shall we whip out the pitchforks and torches and chase after the blasphemer now?
-
what if he has a good reason?
-
How could we know that?
-
maybe we should ask him?
-
Ask him what?
-
Ask who?
-
Does anyone really care?
-
Should I outlaw Broccoli?
-
what do you think?
-
OH YEAH?
-
Where's Waldo?
-
Is he in our childish minds?
-
Why is there so much randomness?
-
Is it because this thread is dedicated to keeping a line of questions going?
-
Is it?
-
Does anyone know what is going on here?
-
Is the world coming to the end, or are you all just idiots? And is there a difference?
-
Is the difference measurable?
-
Is the difference even finite?
-
Where is this 'difference' located?
-
Do we really care?
-
Don't you think we had better care?
-
Why?
-
Are you sure you want to know?
-
Are you sure you want to tell?
-
Are you sure I know?
-
Aren't you sure about that?
-
Can anyone really be sure about what they know?
-
How could they be unsure about something within their own head?
-
How did this become so deep?
-
Have you never been in the deep end before?
-
Why has this topic not been gravedug yet?
-
Why the fuck are you gravedigging?
-
Whats it to you?
-
why do you ask?
-
Why does anyone ask anything?
-
Will wearing adult pampers make me even hotter than nao?
-
can you get hotter?
-
Is that a serious question?
-
Are you trying to contest my hotness?
-
are you feeling insecure?
-
or am I just picking a fight?
-
why are you marrying my sister????!!!!
-
is there any other way of being your brother-in-law?
-
Is that question topical?
-
If it is, when can we all expect our gold-inked invitations?
-
Is gold ink practical?
-
You would prefer gold foil paper with the invitation's text stamped across it?
-
why bring foil into it?
-
What else would you bring into it?
-
wouldn't you bring the noise?
-
wouldn't you bring the liquid goodies?
-
Who wouldn't?
-
wouldn't Pha?
-
Wouldn't Pha bring teh phestive phire?
-
Can you define the seventh word in that sentence for me?
-
What is a mark of interrogation?
-
What's a henway?
-
Did you mean Hemingway?
-
Doesn't everyone know what a Hemingway is?
-
Weren't you just asking?
-
Didn't I ask about a henway?
-
Is henway like a subway?
-
What does that even mean?
-
What does what mean?
-
Why's a subway?
-
How are these things not the same?
-
Beer?
-
Do you want some?
-
Who wouldn't?
-
What kind?
-
Who could conceive of unkind beer?
-
You've never had beer be unkind?
-
Since when was beer an animate being capable of feelings?
-
Why are you not better in touch with your beer?
-
You some kind of anti-beerite?
-
Or maybe a Berrophobe?
-
Or simply a saboteur for the clear liquors alliance?
-
could there be anything worse?
-
Ever heard of the Applejack Crew?
-
Who are they?
-
Why won't you tell us what we know you know!?
-
Why should I?
-
Have you thought about the potential royalties?
-
Have you?
-
Is :h: amphibious?
-
Well, can only amphibians be amphibious?
-
Doesn't it depend on what meaning of amphibious you use? Biological? Mechanical?
-
Weren't you supposed to only use questions in this thread?
-
Weren't you supposed to only use questions in this thread?
Whatever do you mean?
-
Do you really think that no one will notice that you edited your offending post?
-
Which post are you calling off ending?
-
Do you understand how spelling and hyphens work?
-
Have you gone full circle back to what's a hyphenway?
-
Didn't I ask you a question first?
-
Didn't Amy ask the first question?
-
Why is your hovercraft full of eels?
-
Why isn't yours?
-
How can you ignore Global Eel Trans-location?
-
What is that?
-
Have you lost the thread again?
-
Have you?
-
Do you think I'm going knit this all together for you?
-
How high will the quality be if you did?
-
can the quality get any higher?
-
Might using proper capitalization aid said quality?
-
WhO wIll deCide wHAT is PropeR CAPitaliZAtion?
-
What is proper anyhow?
-
What are you responding to?
-
:trout:, anyone?
-
or perhaps nobody?
-
would a head do?
-
A head of lettuce?
-
You mean giving a head?
-
Do you mean a head start program?
-
Who said that?
-
Are you even paying attention?
-
Why should I?
-
Who are you peaople and what are you doing in my computer?!?!!???
-
Why the excessive punctuation?
-
How should it be done?
-
How about like this?
-
How about like what?
-
Who are you talking to?
-
Who are you talking about?
-
Does technicolor Sagan weird anyone else out?
-
Why wouldn't it?
-
What is a liberal Republican?
-
why insist on fantasy?
-
Don't you ever get tired of this game and just want to smash things?
-
What's the point of breaking stuff?
-
Does everything have to have a point?
-
I know, right?
-
Why don't you think there's a point?
-
What IS the point?
-
Why did people let this thread go unposted for so long?
-
Who unposted what now?
-
What?
-
Did you just say what?
-
Who?
-
A chicken says what?
-
Do chickens say anything?
-
Say any what?
-
Did you even bother to read what I wrote?
-
What did you write?
-
What do you think I wrote?
-
Why don't you just write what Phather Bad Drugs thinks and save some time?
-
Where would the fun in that be?
-
Have you tried it?
-
What was it again?
-
Isn't it a pronoun?
-
Don't you think I know that?
-
Do you KNOW?
-
Do you care?
-
Should I? :idk:
-
Who are you asking?
-
Why would I know?
-
Does it look like I was talking to your hat?
-
I'm wearing a hat?
-
Wasn't it green?
-
Is green the color of the sea?
-
Are you going to the sea this weekend?
-
Don't you carry a sea within you?
-
Wouldn't that violate the laws of physics or something?
-
What if I'm really big and have a really big bucket?
-
Are you a man from Nantucket?
-
What gave you that impression?
-
Was it the swirly whorlly background colors?
-
Has it ever not been them?
-
Are you on drugs? Can You share?
-
Why would you think I'm on drugs?
-
Why wouldn't anyone think you are on drugs?
:P
-
What?
-
Couldn't you think of any better response?
-
Why should I?
-
Don't you want to maintain your literary stature amongst us peons?
-
What makes you think I have to work to maintain it?
-
Is that why you have a multi-syllabic descriptor?
-
What descriptor?
-
Who is Descriptor??
Are you kidding me?
-
Are you?
-
Are I what?
-
Did you answer my question?
-
Why did the chicken cross the road?
-
What road?
-
What chicken?
-
why ask the question?
-
What?
-
Because details are of the essence?
-
Are you seeking essence of chicken?
-
What kind of chicken?
-
I dunno, like Chicken Eau de Toilette?
-
Do chickens speak french?
-
Does it matter?
-
HOW CAN YOU ASK THAT??
-
WHY ARE WE USING ALL CAPS NOW?
-
BECAUSE WE ARE ALL SHOUTING?
-
Who is this "WE" you are referencing?
-
Do you not understand pronouns?
-
Are you trying to mix pronouns and antinouns cold?
-
Would you like something to eat?
-
Are offering cannibalism as an exit strategy from this thread?
-
Are offering? Who speaks like that?
-
Can you post twice in a row?
-
We is there no spam? :P
-
Where are all the cool people?
-
Why can't you see me?
-
Why do you think I can't see you?
-
Why do you insinuate that you can?
-
Why do you want to know that?
-
Why are you talking to a trout? :trout:
-
Why are you a trout?
-
Why don't you like trout?
-
Where have you been?
-
Would you like to go to the Olympics...? I would...
-
Do you realize you used something that wasn't a question?
-
Why wasnt I born during the victorian era?
-
Why would you ever want to be?
-
Why wouldn't you want to be a aristocrat?
-
Why would you be born an aristocrat?
-
Why wouldn't I be born an Aristocrat?
-
Aristocracy?
Bureaucracy?
why not be ALL the -ucracy?!
-
Since when was it spelled "aristucracy"?
-
S1nc3 wHeN 1S spelin imp0rTnt?
-
When will it be?
-
When will being for the sake of being, be?
-
Do I even?
-
Please don't, will you?
-
what type of cupcakes should I make tomorrow? Garman chocolate?
-
Is anyone here allergic?
-
If republicans make me constantly vomit, does that mean I'm allergic to republicans?
-
Are you supposed to ingest Republicans?
-
Would republicans be hard to digest?
-
Are they recommendable at all?
-
Is anybody recommendable at all?
-
Can we get salad and drink with it?
-
Where can we get salad around here?
-
Do we have to have salad?
-
Do you want some greasy fries instead?
-
Are they kosher?
-
Can't you just consider them as mystery fries?
-
Why would I ever put something like that in my mouth?
-
Have you ever heard of Almost Pizza?
-
Did you make that up?
-
Why would he make that up?
-
Why would he tell the truth?
-
So you never tried Almost Pizza?
(http://eater.com/uploads/saturday-night-live-snl-almost-pizza.jpg)
-
Has almost pizza tried you?
-
Wouldn't I repress that memory more easily than sharing it?
-
Would you?
-
Would I?
-
Would I?
-
Why wouldn't you?
-
Why would anyone?
-
What's with the green stuff?
-
What green stuff?
-
Delfos are you insane?
-
Do you think Delfos is insane??
-
do you?!?!?!!
-
Do you?
-
Who doesn't?
-
Who wants SKY CAKE?! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55h1FO8V_3w)
-
Why wouldn't I?
-
Why would you even think that?
-
Are you banning "that"?
-
Are you against banning?
-
Do you think this forum will ever be active again?
-
Do you think this forum cares to be active?
-
How much can one care about anything?
-
if Pha is in everything and one has faith in Pha, wouldn't one care about anything?
-
wouldn't one care about everything simultaneously?
-
Is there anything wrong with caring about everything simultaneously?
-
Did you take me to imply such?
-
Have anybody else told you that it looks like you have a lot of fun with questions?
-
Have you?
-
Can't I use questions to establish a precedented affirmation which may or may not have existed before the question in a text or chat or forum, but it's existence is subsequently confirmed by said question?
-
What was the question again?
-
Do you really think this is how the game is supposed to be played? Who's in charge here?
-
Should there be anyone in charge?
-
Does an in-charge person count as a player?
-
How can that be?
-
You dare question me?
-
Are you surprised to be challenged?
-
Why is there a challenge?
-
Have you forgotten that you issued a challenge yourself?
-
Should we build a ring for these challenges?
-
Where should we build this hypothetical structure?
-
Can it have a pool?
-
What architectural style should we adopt?
-
Is romanesque still in use?
-
What's Romanesque?
-
Has this one heard of wikipedia?
-
Do you have to use them fancy internets for that?
-
Wouldn't on be already in use of them fancy internets for questioning such?
-
Oh, is that what the shiny colorbox on my desk is for?
-
You didn't know?
-
Does it have blinking lights?
-
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
-
Will that help? O_o
-
Are you afraid it wont?
-
Is there any way to be sure?
-
Have you notified the closest fire department before you try?
-
How do you know there is a fire department nearby?
-
It's the closest, even if it's in China. Right?
-
Does she speak Mandarin?
-
Does she have to?
-
Do Chinese firefighters speak English?
-
Is language really the most important factor here?
-
are the chinese firefighters hot?
-
If they're near fire, wouldn't they have to be?
-
Aren't they advanced enough to have heat-protective gear?
-
Aren't Chinese PPE standards far below the rest of the civilized world?
-
Isn't that usually used as prejudice and stereotype towards the Chinese?
-
Is it still prejudice if you have video proof?
-
Isn't it still prejudice if I have tons of video proof of -insert your nationality- and generalize millions of people based on said videos?
-
Would that not be a warranted prejudice?
-
Wouldn't that be unfair for the millions of -insert your nationality- that aren't stupid, have compassion, peaceful, progressive, politicized, law-abiding citizens and therefore uninformed or ignoring that there are Chinese firefighters with heat resistant gear and other products that meet the standards of even the prude Europeans that are control regulation freaks which therefore aren't hot from fighting a fire?
(lol-context: European Union not long ago banned chicken import from US for not meeting health safety standards, the US banned Kinder egg import from the EU as chocking hazard - hmmm delicious, more for me! http://revolvingfloor.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Graham_0709_A1.jpg )
-
Would such a view be ignoring those who deserve full protection?
-
Do you have any clue of the object of our questions anymore?
-
Does anyone?
-
Who else really questions?
-
Weren't there others once?
-
are we going to eternally dwell on the past when we were a great region, lots of active players, lots of RP, and forget reality?
-
Who dictates the boundaries of what constitutes reality? Is what is real merely held in the present moment or in all moments past and future? Could this reality be infinitely fractaling multiverses which in sum contained the true glory of we?
:D
-
Do you think we're capable of discovering those answers?
-
Is this real life? Is this just fantasy?
-
Are you caught in a landslide, no escape from reality?
-
I'm just a poor boy, have you no sympathy?
-
Do I look like I have any sympathy, mothafucka?
(http://i.ytimg.com/vi/i45hQkrCKEs/hqdefault.jpg)
-
easy come easy go, will you let me go?
-
Why would I let you go when I have you right where I want you?
-
And where DID you want me?
-
Personal freedoms hijack! Shall we all be your slaves?
-
Wouldn't you just love that?
-
How'd you know that's my favorite dream? ;)
-
Wasn't it my dream? Are we dreaming together? Are dreams then non-local events comprised of things beyond our current grasp on reality? More importantly could we make this come true? ;)
-
Shall we schedule a dual dreaming date?
-
Does tonight work for you?
-
If it is, where will we meet?
-
Boston^?
-
But why would you choose there?
-
is that the best you can do?
-
who were you asking?
-
Anybody up for the challenge?
-
YOU DARE CHALLENGE ME?
-
Who would dare such a thing??
-
Didn't I say truth?
-
Said thee the truth?
-
Would I lie?
-
Are you incapable of lying?
-
Do you challenge that I am a liar good sir?
-
WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG??
-
Would the removal of conflict also remove personal growth?
-
Do you believe that all growth stems from disorder?
-
Would you disagree without such disorder?
-
Isn't disorder the dynamism that binds us together to strive against hardships?
-
Without disorder would hardship not be alleviated?
-
Would order alleviate hardship to the top of hierarchies unequally?
-
Is not the emotional crippling paired with being at the top of a hierarchy not hardship?
-
Do you have experience with this sort of position?
-
Does experience dictate all that is knowable?
-
Wouldn't forcing the bottom on top just invert the pyramid and create a new top?
-
Why do we need the pyramid metaphor in a post strife society?
-
Do you really think the strife is over?
-
Would you believe me if I said it could be?
-
wouldn't that defeat the purpose of striving?
-
lacking negative experience would you strive for more than simple goodness?
-
How can one know that when we have all had negative experiences?
-
Could one define formative experience as negative?
-
Can't one observe the experience shared by others, making parallelism to his own, thus asserting his experience could be better?
-
Does viewing another from the external viewpoint belie internal experience built by a lifelong framework experience?
-
Isn't the important thing here, not the subject's singular experience but, the experience that we share with others, which said experience can always undoubtfully be advanced in any way possible to a better experience?
-
Are you stating one can know by the knowing of the group rather than knowing from a biological perspective?
-
Weren't we talking about sociological "strife" rather than biological perspective?
-
Are they not both inherently linked within the human perspective?
-
Haven't you both gotten a little off-topic?
-
Is there an on-topic question?
-
Can there be an off and on again question?
-
How could you forget the flickering question??
-
Flickering as in burning?
-
Can something burn on and off, with the fire dying fully each cycle? O_o
-
Are you alluding to the phoenix?
-
Why? Do you know where I can find one?
-
If what you write seems surreal, how much did I miss from this questions conversation?
-
Why don't you scroll up and read past posts? :P
-
Should one need context for response?
-
Why not, why should I have to scroll?
-
Isn't that the easiest way to get the information you're asking about?
-
wouldn't that defeat the purpose of a questioning topic?
-
How would it stop us from continuing to ask questions? Would more information not broaden the discussion?
-
Is being informed necessary to questioning or its purpose?
-
Does something have to be necessary to be beneficial?
-
Wasn't that exactly the point? Wasn't it about being anything questionable without morals, right or wrong, good or bad, but pure inquisitory scrutiny by your peers?
-
Would it be a detriment to lack information? Do you know where you stand on the issue?
-
Can I sit on the issue?
-
Wasn't that exactly the point? Wasn't it about being anything questionable without morals, right or wrong, good or bad, but pure inquisitory scrutiny by your peers?
What on Earth does that mean? O_o
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What part of questioning did you not understand?
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Would you really want to find out?
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Wouldn't you like to find out everything you can?
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About what?
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What are you asking about?
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Do you even lift brah?
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isn't it rude to ask ladies you just met about their bras?
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Would you like to try on wearing a bra on your head?
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erm.......I have pictures of me wearing a bra on my head, would you like to see them?
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Do you like seeing them on your head?
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not really, do you like seeing bras on people's heads?
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Do you prefer for me to be someone who would like seeing that kind of thing? :D
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aren't we free to think, like and do whatever we want?
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Do you think that means you have freedom?
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as freedom is subjective, if you eliminate whatever you find restrictive to freedom would make you feel free, wouldn't morality and other tottems likely concepts for elimination?
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why do u even care?
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Why won't you accept that all I want is yall to be free?
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free from what?
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didn't I just say it?
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which was?
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This is still going?
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what are you talking about?
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What are you not talking about?
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the first thing or the second thing?
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Who are you?
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Why should we trust you with a reply?
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You dare question me?
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...what happens if I do? :-[
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YA WANNA FIND OUT? ;)
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Why not? ^.^
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Why do?
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Why not embrace the void of unknown reactions?
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Why accept such dire potential?
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whacha gonna do bout it, eh?
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Are you trying to start something?
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Will you finish it if that's the case? :wb:
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How could I not?
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how can he finish it?
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Can a task, once begun, never reach completion?
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Am I still exist?
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Can existential angst be cured?
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Would meaning cease if it could?
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I think, therefore I am?
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Which I?
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or I am, therefore I think?
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Do you think I get this?
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Who is winning?
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Is everyone winning?
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how can everyone be a winner?