Taijitu
General Category => Games => Topic started by: Tacolicious on May 17, 2007, 03:56:49 PM
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V once wrestled a wedge of cheese away from a hungry hungry hobo
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V once saved the Galaxy from Asteroids.
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V dated Michael Jackson.
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Yeah, he tried to split the check 50/50 I told him he'd 'never land' a hand on me
It was V who was the first person to put porn on the internet
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Again, with the lack of a Ninja Smiley!!
v Knows how to hack into the CIA servers.
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V is a mean drunk but only when playing scrabble
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:drunks: and chess, actually. ;)
V has a habit of shooting postal pigeons with a cross-bow while enjoying a cold beer on the veranda of his/her medieval castle in the Loire Valley.
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It's little moments like that that make life worth living.
Did you know V is one of 300 people born with no bones?
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*ties his right arm to his left leg* this comes in handy in certain situations.... ;) 300? thought there could be only one...
V has never played 'fox' with a drunk British Mounted Hunting-party on his trail. Hm?
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quite
V once ran the London Marathon naked
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It was a joyous occasion.
V once fought a professional wrestler to the death over a cookie.
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Indeed. Vince McMahon is now an unholy clone. That was one satisfying cookie.
V once watched all 23 James Bond movies upside-down, naked, and high on LSD
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It really is the only way to truly enjoy them..
Did you know V used to be a master jewel thief?
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It was fun...a book deal is in the works.
Guess what? V is actually Zombie Jesus in the form of a Sacha Baron Cohen clone
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How does that work?
V knows that San Francisco is a better city than San Jose.
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It's true, but sadly I only know the way to San Jose
V once wrestled an panda and destroyed it's very soul
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I have beaten myself everyday since.
V has never been out of his/her house.
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That's only because I live outside, so technically the planet is my house because the sky is my roof
V is a former mafia hit(wo)man
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The blood that has stained my hands can never be washed off.
V drank liquefied meat.
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V never even saw this thread before it hit them.
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but being a thread it didn't hurt
V still thinks dancing the crazy chicken is cool
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It is. n00b.
V likes to hit foxes in their rumps.
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You know me.
V always breaks the spellchecker.
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damn how did you know?
V is realy a zombie.
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Brains?!
V has a large pile of gold coins hidden in their sock drawer
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Yep i do
V is an emo
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It's so depressing :(
V is a dirty dirty hippie
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you got me!
V looks like geoge bush!
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Thank God appearances are often deceptive
V would sell their soul for a cookie
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Sure
V married O.J Simpson back in 1988
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:O how did you know? i was -2 years old though...
V is actually hitler reincarnated
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Yeah, but Hitler is just Atilla the Hun reincarnated so it's not too bad.
V is a cannibal
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yep
V is evil
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I prefer the term "Morally uninhibited"
V is the reason the Iraq war will never be won
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Crap.
V is the reason for me, to change who I used to be, a reason to start over new, and the reason is V
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V is the long lost son of the space pope
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V is Freddie Mercury reincarnated.
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V smells like ^
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hey!
v is really your mom, but you dont know.
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I'm my own mom then? That must have been the most painful delivery on record....
V once had there brain removed using nothing more then an ice cream scoop
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you know, i have a shirt that says i didnt lose my mind, i sold it on ebay.
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V didn't notice there is an 'n' missing from the subject title - it should be:
'Little known facts about V'
otherwise even accepting the shorthand it doesn't make sense
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HA! YOU MADE ANOTHER TYPO TACO!
v didnt know that he can fly
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Pobody's Nerfect Bara. 2 - 90,000,000,000,000,000 so far.
V is one of the few people immune to bullets, but they are deadly allergic to lead.
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so as long as the lead is bullet shaped i'm ok?
V is allergic to garlic, holy water and sunlight, thy are imortal unless staked in the heart, have head chopped off, burn or drowned
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The light..it burrrrnsss.
V can see me in the air tonight.
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trey, where ya headed?
v will join me and my GLA to rule the world!!! MU HA HA HA HA!
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Well this is true but I just stage a coup and have you executed as the GLA is whipped into shape and made into a fearsome organization. I figure either way I'm covered, if we win and I become a living God I just wipe you out of the history books and become immortalized as the founder and if it goes bad I make sure you take the fall and claim all the problems are from a rouge faction of your followers. Either way I'm a hero.
V just realized Taco has studied Machiavelli well.
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Indeed I did.
V is actually Tupac Shakur (who obviously never died...idiots.)
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you caught me man.
V is madly in love with me and wants to bear my children.
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..... i'm not saying shit.
v thinks i am a living god.
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a god of nothing who wants to bear my kids..... bara eww you're like a reverse pedophile/soly.
V is really into coffee and meth.
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yep. sure
v knows that im not a reverse pedophile/soly
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hmm.. I'm not to sure about that...
v knows that the world will be taken over by mutant llamas and that the world leaders of today will be their sex slaves
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and how!
V is really a ______
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A very insane guy
v likes Al.
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like alot!
V has a death wish.
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Of course. I wish for the deaths of many people.
V is.
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insane.
v is a camera
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*flashes red then explodes*
v enjoys the finer things in life, like buffing soldiers helmets and polishing rods.
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Your rod ;)
V likes cooking me food
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only if i can come over and cook it
v likes to fly
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fly over to wisconsin, catch you making food for my gf, and taking advantage of lax gun control laws.
V likes to watch old horror movies while sitting naked eating cheetos
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Yes! Well, except for the Horror part. And the Naked Part. And the Old part too. Can I eat waffles instead?
v has a crush on the hippo :h:
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fly over to wisconsin, catch you making food for my gf, and taking advantage of lax gun control laws.
But she invited me.
And just because i have a crush on a hippo, doesn't mean i not human!
v likes waffles.
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Wow, do that again.
V likes his left toe nails.
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there quite sexy...
v likes waffles.
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If v is bara, then he is unoriginal, or currently lacking in imagination.
If v is not bara, then they have 2 hands
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if v is akka, Akka needs to die a slow, painful death while i luagh, skiing Akka alive.
if not, screw you.
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v is probably human
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you were wrong. Mutant and proud!
v is probaly a snowman
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v is wrong
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:'(
V likes to rape chinese panda's
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no, can't say I do.
v is a cat person.
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I do love pussies. :o
V likes to bathe in coca cola so it gets sticky on them
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:wb: & :drunks:
v has only one head
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That is very true
V has 2 heads...
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That depends how drunk I was when I put myself together.
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hee hee
V likes to move it move it!
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I like to chew it chew it too :)
v eats smarties
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i actually just finished a pack...
v likes to dance like their naked in the mirror... Kinky:whip:
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!!!!! ITS SO TRUE!!
V wants to watch!
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hmm.. i don't think your gf would approve mister!
V wants to get in trouble...
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Its fun getting into trouble. :idk:
\/ thinks :smack: should be called :falconpunch:
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nope.
v knows the :h:
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and i'm scared.
V loves my manly ways.
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hang on. you mean to tell me that you're a man? wow!
v loves the chickon
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i do especially on top with some good wine.
V likes potato
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yes, they make good projectiles
v loves the :drunks:
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sanity my friend.
V is the real sanity thief.
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:O
v is not
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indeed just a victim
V has extra sanity
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indeed just a victim
V has extra insanity
there we go
V likes Fallen Earth
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sorry, what's that?
v is probably bara.
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www.fallenearth.com (http://www.fallenearth.com)
yes, i am
V likes fallen earth
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Nope :)
v is a fish
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*kills akka very,very painfully*
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v is a nut (but which kind ;) )
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hmmm...
v likes fallen earth
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You'd be wrong :(
V Still has their base.
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if you say so
v is a gnome
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I'm kinda short like a gnome....
V is sarcastic
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Oh, sure "like a gnome."
\/ insists on the very finest spam
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prepared with Worcestershire sauce.
V's spoon is too big.
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My spam spoon is just fine thank you.
v Knows I'm not sarcastic at all.
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your not?
v likes watching porn.
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Mine and Xy's porn...
V is the most sarcastic person in the world
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Who lil' ol' me?!? Why I'd NEVER be sacarstic at all!!
::)
V person loves everyone to death and then laughs at the funeral...
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wow that's actually true my love is like a venom.
V i a ho.
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Sorry, I didn't quite get that. I looked like you were calling yourself a "ho." Is that right? :fight:
v is like wel' wicked! Restepc
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possibly... 8)
V is a sex mongrel
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YEP
V is in love with soly's left foot
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I should have let someone else answer that :P
v has two left feet
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:o How'd you know?!
V likes to be beaten with fish :trout:
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um.... no
v like fish
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Correction: Like beating people with fish :trout:
V likes toe jam.
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yup
v likes to eat flour
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ew
well, it looks like flour and i dun quite eat it.
V likes waffles.
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duh!
v Likes me!
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only cuz this thread says i have to. :-X
V LOVES ME WITH A PASSION!!! :whip:
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yup
v is a yuppy
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Oi no more aba' dat you hear?
V Has been into outer space.
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yep! did a loop-de-loop around pluto, skated on saturns rings, took a ride on the milky way and made it back before dinner!!
V iz hellza gangsta!
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*loads his uzis*
hell yeah!
v is a nerd.
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Like you?
v is a bunny rabbit
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I like carrots? :D
V Used to be in the Harlem Globetrotters.
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You know it :drunks:
v is slightly tipsy
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I'm straight edge :fight:
v Committed treason at least 14 times today.
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shh....i still need to cmoonit it at least 20 more times today before the russians can pay me.
V likes to pee.
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And it's easy because I'm a man! :drunks: O:-)
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V counted to infinite...twice.
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infinity comes after a gazillion right?? ;) :D
V danced the night away with a hippo... :h:
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every night ;)
v :wb: :fight:
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Who doesn't?
v likes to :drunks:
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Damn straight.
v claims never to have battled a dinosaur on top of the empire state building, but we know what we saw.
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you caught me...
V believes in "as you wish"
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as you wish
v wishes something
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i wish i could fly.
V is a ecoterriost.
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Save the fish! :trout:
v knows no bounds
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*grabs two chainsaws*
yep.
v knows that a zombie horde is attacking the fourm as we speak
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v knows that ^ is full of ****
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no im not.
V believes me.
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Yeahhh... sure... ::)
V has a girlfriend and a craving for Ice cream!! :-P
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how did you know?!?!
v knows that i am really a 13 year old geek/nerd who wouldnt hurt anybody;
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most definately.
V knows just how ma (as in insane) i am.
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it's ok Neil...
We all still love you
V is a crazed maniac on the dance floor... only in private of course. :D
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;D
V saved the cheerleader
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heh...
V saved the world by helping save the cheerleader
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indeed did i ever tell you i'm a super hero?
V is amazed by my super awesomeness.
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REALLY!?!?!?! AWESOME!!
Yeah Storm form the X-Men is my second cousin on my mom's side...
oh and uh..
V is cupid's appentice... ;)
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apprentice? i taught that diaper wearing romantic everything he knows...
V has an avid interest in my..... cheesecake
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heh.. why didn't I pick up on that?
V knows there is a strong possibility of such accusations...
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well i know many things especially about..... (information above your security clearance)
V thinks that they and i would make one pretty baby.
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If it wasn't illegal Yes...
V thinks hermaphrodites are fascinating...
they actually are if you get into the science of them..
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all anomalies of genetics fascinate me.
V realizes i'm actually harmless as i have a girlfriend. but also realizes that i have no respect for any rules but my own.
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I knew you were harmless from the beginning Love!
V understands that I have the same thoughts on the respect of rules...considering that I have a boyfriend too..
that's nice to say...
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indeed
V still loves the idea of cheescake
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hmmm.. you know me too well sir... lol
V is amazed by the lenght of my relationship
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possibley
V wants to show the world to me.
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hmm.. i bet if i was wearing a skirt it'd be easier... :clap: :D ;) ;D
V is a beast... a sexy sexy beast
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Well, I don't like to brag
v has a crazy hair do
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Only if you think a mohawk is crazy!
V Dosen't want to do anything today
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Damn Straight
v is a lobster
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A rock lobster.
V sings like a bird.
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when the little blue bird who has never said a word starts to sing spring spring.
V has fleas.
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maybe...
v is a zombie.
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Gee thanks Bara... just tell the whole world..
V has been in a threesome
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Gee thanks Bara... just tell the whole world..
V has been in a threesome
But counting myself and you three in the photo, that's four...I R confused. ;D
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Ur dirty!!
V has a connection to me somehow...
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Hmm...psychic or just psycho?
V likes wearing dresses.
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:wb:
v is a dress
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i can see boobies!!!!
v likes Fallen Earth (Still going strong trey, still going strong!!!)
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V is dead...sometimes.
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i can see boobies!!!!
v likes Fallen Earth (Still going strong trey, still going strong!!!)
I don't know what's worse...the zombified Fallen Earth reference or the "boobies" comment... ::)
V can tell me how some Brazilian music video passed Evolution of Dance on Youtube to become the most viewed video (89 million plays).
EDIT: Everything's back to normal on Youtube now...
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actually I can't but...
V runs around dancing like an idiot to The Anthem by Pitbull Feat. Lil. John
(Ok i'm hooked on that song.. "Mami el negro esta rabioso, el quiere tu azucar y tu no se lo das...") :D :clap:
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unfortunately and don't you speak spanish to me.... its bad enough i get to listen to it at work.....i should just learn it.....
V wants to teach me spanish
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if i knew it.
v knows that im behind trey...he just doesnt know.
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I know all.
V is the leader in a bunny coup to rule the world..
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WHY DOES EVERYONE FEEL THE NEED TO TELL ME SECRETS?!?!? First Bara now you??
:'(
V loves me to death!! ;)
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well you knew that one.
V wants ^ to be happy.
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Yay! ;D :clap:
V knows how to survive a robot uprising.
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I'm following you!
V wants to live on the moon.
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yep
v is dead.
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It was tragic.
\/ was JFK's second shooter.
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Dammit...someone found video of the grassy knoll!
V is the love child of JFK (since he seems to have tons...)
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I don't remember the 1962-1987. It's one big blur. *lights a joint*
\/ is the reason for Global Warming.
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I knew I shouldn't have eaten that spicy curry...
V created the Internets.
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Along with Al Gore.
\/ is not dead yet.
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I can dance and I can sing!
V would not survive on Broadway.
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I did not... sadly...
\/ is a monkey.
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I did not... sadly...
\/ is a monkey.
I hope not.
V is totally f***ed.
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oh, yeah...
\/ doesn't get it
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I don't...awwww
V is a brick house.
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uh...ok...
v is saving the INTERNETS along with me.
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YAY! SUPER HUMANS TO THE RESCUE!!
V loves me and my super human powers! ;) :D
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oh yeah.
V knows how to drive.
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I know how... I just can't yet...
\/ separates their food on their plate.
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i used. really. i did.
v knows that i just farted.
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I can do better.
\/ put a red T-Shirt in with their friends whites.
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yep.
V is only slightly sane.
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The truth comes out...next stop, a black and white photo on the cover of People!
V killed Kenny...
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YOU BASTARD!!!!
v likes fallen earth.
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Sure...
\/ eats babies.
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only with salt.
v eats shit.
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ake mushrooms. yep they are tasty.
V knows that i know that he knows that i know that he knows that i know what he knows.
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or do i?
v knows what i know, which i dont know, but i sya that i know, but everbody knows that only Neil knows, but he doesnt really know.
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V lost his virginity before his father did.
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um...ok....
v is eating himself
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V died on WW2, then died again on the Iraqi war
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im a zombie
v is dead.
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only inside
V knows that balls held for pleasure are the greatest balls of all
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OH YEAH!
V OH YEAH!
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Oh no mister kool aid man!
V likes to wander the wastelands.
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finally! someone knew!
v likes to wander the wasteland with me.
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Where are we again?
\/ knows where we are but doesn't bother to tell us.
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v Wants to rock!
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I do rock.
\/ has white man disease.
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?
v is a Walrus.
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Koo-koo-kachoo!
\/ is too drunk to type.
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There is no V!
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I am a conspiracy.
\/ has a secret shame... and it is oreo.
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My favorite cookie!
Vlikes to spam.
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look at the post count.
v likes to fly.
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Wee!!! *SPLAT!
\/ is a shrimpboater.
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you can have shrimp scampi, shrimp burgers, shrimp...
V love all things Taijitu
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I could marry Taijitu if it was a woman.
\/ is green.
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Still hasent come off from St. Patricks day.
V Stayed out way to late last night.
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Lampshades ARE hats.
\/ invented lampshades.
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Your not supposed to wear those!
V would rather still be asleep.
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I have to revise :(
V Forgot about this thread.
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That's even true.
V is the most (lawful) evil person on Taijitu (excluding myself).
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Damn, I thought I'd cast Undetectable Alignment this morning!
V is Colonel Mustard.
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In the lobby with the rope!
V wishes school was out.
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Hell yes, picking up jailbait!
V goes undercover to catch pervs like me.
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hell, whats better then a 13 year old undercover!
v is a cookie.
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Chocolate Chip!
V Wants to rule the world.
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i dont want to.
i already do.
v has 88 mintues to live.
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Dammit! The preist told me I had 888 minutes! ugh...
V will be my saviour!
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Considering my "I like ^ because" post, I doubt it, but maybe... ;D
V actually bought a CD last year.
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I prefer vinyl.
V Wants to be an astronaut.
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I'd do it for the Tang.
\/ absurdly wild about geckos
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I love those comericials.
Wrong one sorry.
V Was out way to late last night.
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Well ... I was in side but up late. Does that count?
V has yet to have that meaningful discussion with themselves.
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we're saving ourselves for marriage O:-)
\/ gives no quarter, takes no quarter
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Likes to play quarters.
V Has a secret crush.
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(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v230/liadtwad/_n00b__by_zacthetoad.gif)
no......
V knows that was a lie
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I know nuthin'! I see nuthin'!
V has forgotten where the secret hiding spot is.
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what secert hiding spot.
V knows that i am behind them.
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Probably with a knife, or machine gun, or RPG if past experience is any guide. ;)
V Is looking for the Gate Keeper.
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Probably with a knife, or machine gun, or RPG if past experience is any guide. ;)
Nope, i have all three.
and yes, i am looking for the gate keeper. o was told to talk to him about where to go in order to get to the Star Wars fan convtion.
v is alive.
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and kicking... bara.
\/ would choose having yarn for hair over having skin that changes color every hour on the hour.
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wha?
v is a ninja.
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sometimes one, sometimes two, sometimes a bunch.
V is a sucker for Vendettas.
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sure, lets go with that.
v is a zombie.
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cookies, anyone?
\/ recently started growing "alternative crops" in the basement
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I can has basement? :o
V stares in fascination at the dancing dogs.
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who doesnt?
V is being stalked by a sniper, but doesn't know it.
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I do now.
V is being stalked by Bara.
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How does Bara have the time?
V Does not realize that we have ways of making them talk.
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V is a terrible person for not gravedigging this thread before I did.
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V played the fiddle and the ops laughed to see such fun and the crash ran away with the server.
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V once farted so bad that their entire hometown was evacuated
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v has a giant green mouldy wart on their right bum cheek.
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v somehow managed to wind up in an orgy with Sun Tsu and Dracula. There may or may not have been a TARDIS involved.
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v has been incredibly naughty with coworkers.
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v has the power to cure your herpes.
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v sings every word he says.
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yeeeeeeEEeeeees!
v never did homework at home.
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Damn straight I didn't!
v secretly cries over My Little Pony (the toys, not the cartoon).
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I had to reply
(http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/1354569102_tear.jpg)
v isn't skillful enough to peal potatoes with a knife.
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It's true, I'd just end up hurting myself!
v has never tied his own shoes.
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GASP! who told you?!
V cant hold his liquor.
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Downright dirty lies! *drops the bottle* Damn...
V is a fascist.
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Whatever it takes to get the job done!
V is hungry.
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Not at the moment.
V burns everything they cook.
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A downright lie...
V loves cyborgs in a carnal way.
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Mrs Roboto is sexy...
V tries to spam like I do.
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Sadly, "tries" and "succeeds" are different verbs.
V is afraid of numbers
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You would be, too, if you knew what they're capable of!
V has never tied his own shoes.
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GASP! who told you?!
V cant hold his liquor.
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Patently false.
V repeats his own posts instead of coming up with something new. :P
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Only when others do it... :keke:
It's true, I'd just end up hurting myself!
v has never tied his own shoes.
You would be, too, if you knew what they're capable of!
V has never tied his own shoes.
V loves chocolate.
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More than almost anything.
V loves pain.
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It's true, I'd just end up hurting myself!
v has never tied his own shoes.
You would be, too, if you knew what they're capable of!
V has never tied his own shoes.
Haha I completely forgot I'd said that before! XD
V is terrified of pain
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too many times with a broken heart I suppose.
V thinks I am the single greatest human to ever human around the earth.
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You're not wrong. :-P
V often hides behind curtains, unaware that his feet poke out from underneath.
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I let you think that... :hug:
V needs to get drunk more often...
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Possibly.
V will explode if exposed to holy water.
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YOU SWORE YOU'D NEVER TELL...
V will die, only to silver bullets.
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That's silver ballets...
V is truly a cat masquerading in a human suit.
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The lion inside cannot be contained
V is a changeling.
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Just call me Lizard King.
V wonders why everyone always seems so focused on material wealth and beauty.
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The rich n poor both die.
V wonders why he was blessed with white privilege.
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Yea I mean my skin is all brownish.
V has no appreciation of the finer things.
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No, what you call finer things, I call low brow. git on mah lvel.
V is a Cool Ranch person.
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dang it
V knows how to laugh in an awkward way
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It's the only way I know.
V puts googly eyes (https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/fa/a1/4e/faa14e2fe1a83c520a47a27d10f0baf5.jpg) on the traffic signs around his neighborhood.
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Why are u people ratting me out?!
V is a tattletale.
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BUSTOS IS A LADY!
V wishes they had been born a girly like their dear papa.
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It's true, I do...
V never, never, ever does a thing about the weather for the weather never ever does a thing for him.
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cept i gotta shovel all that snow...
V says what I've said after I've said it and continues to say so.
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except I have to shovel snow after shoveling snow in order to shovel yet more snow...
V is a natural contrarian
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Am not!
V is not an independent.
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A sheepherder in Micronesia is independent (wait for it) ...yes, exactly my point.
V lives a righteous life in his mind
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Oh god no, don't spoil my years-long illusion of femaleness!
V dances suggestively on tables at family restaurants.
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its how i earn that extra money, dolla dolla bill yall!!
V has no idea what Taijitu really is.
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yes I do, it's that region that has wonderful people...
V regrets joining The Cabal
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EVERY DAY :'( :'( :'(
V wishes they were as cool as the CABAL
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:'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
V has panties to wear only before sex
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thats how i let her know when i am in the mood...
V only drinks beer through a straw...in a cup...with ice...
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That's how I make those foreign beers taste AMURIKAN!
V once won a fried locust eating contest.
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crunchy and high in protein
V has seen Tupac and Bigfoot sharing a blunt
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That was an awesome day. Great guys.
V wants to rule the universe with an army of furbies.
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like a rain drop...underestimated individually but a force to be reckon with in large quantities.
V loves britney spears.
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What can I say? Bottle blonds do it for me.
V grows carnivorous spider plants in his basement.
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o_O how did you find out my secrets!?
V supports oppression of free speech.
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yes! them charlie browns making cartoons of them religions, HUMBAG!
V knows what xhamster is
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Of course.
V is so perverse Cthulhu has to make a SAN check when reading their mind.
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Had to look up Cthulhu. Hmmm....
V wastes alot of time in the Game forum but doesnt have time for the RP forum.
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bc I can spend 5min per day - three times a day in the games section
V responds to voices in their head quite often
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Shut up voices, shut up! I'm trying to listen to the internet!
V was told to pound sand so he dug a hole in a dune and... well, you get the idea.
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...my hands....
V gets into fistfights with earthquakes.
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And I win. You should all be thanking me for protecting you from colossal seismic forces.
V has too much free time.
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Oh, I wish.
V would see something green if they were to look up after reading this.
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shlt I fell for that
V we only know the large known facts
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Doesnt everyone?
V is losing the spam race.
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only by a little bit
V is currently trying to read Mein Kampf
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know thy enemy.
V is currently reading WORM
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rereading but still...
V wants to make Taijitu great again.
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YOU BET >:D
V cannot stop eating cookies once a package is oppened
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Totally true, I have a cookie addiction.
V thinks pie is superior to cake.
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Kinda of, my mom's apple pie > any cake except maria cookie cake (google it)
V Wants to do an Allama cosplay.
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I wish I were pretty enough to pull that off.
V secretly hopes Trump wins the American presidency.
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:anguish:
V can't even spell his own name right.
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I just don't want you to say it worse.
V has been to a sex dungeon
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Plenty of them :D
V has an addiction to chorizo flavored oreo cookies.
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I would totally try that
V watches porn with his/her grandparents every other Friday the 13th.
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They put me up to it (argh wrong choice of words)
V think he's entitled to all the extra time in the shower wasting water.
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Ahh the benefits of being in a water rich region.
V believes pedophiles have inherent human rights like the rest of us.
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that's right, even Hitler.
V wants workers to own the means of production through collectives and communes.
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Damn skippy and we should own non-conscious robots collectively as well.
V believes robosexuality is the romance of the future.
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Tired of disappointing dates? Get the perfect date no human can match! For sale now from Delficandroids!
V wishes his blanket would be an invisibility cloak.
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Hells yeah, I would love that.
Facebook is V's only source of news.
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Well you caught me lol
V believes Bill O'Reilly is the second coming of Moses.
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And Bill will lead us to the Promised Land.
V uses the word "summer" as a verb.
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Let me summer up this instance!
V No longer believes voting for Jill Stein will bring progress to the US of A.
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:whoops:
V wants a pet alligator to scare his friends.