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[Bara]

*gets up, takes a rpg-7 and fires at ^*

just like in black hawk down.

[Corgi]

Mayday!  Mayday!

We are going down!

I've lost one hamster and an other is on fire.

*leaving a black trail of smoke across the blue sky the ornithopter disappears from view*

*crawling from the wreckage, Corgi pauses to release the remaining hamsters, then crawls for cover clinging tenaciously to the win*

[Bara]

*rushes to the down helicopter*

I win!

*puts a bullet in Corgi's brain, and takes the win*

[Corgi]

*Two rabid hamsters leap upon The Road Warrior*
*While he is distracted, Corgi leaps over the decoy mannequin which The Road Warrior holed - grabs the win and runs towards the finish line*

[mavenu]

*takes the chair*

[Larry]

*burns the chair*

[Corgi]

*sweeps up the ashes*

[The Empire]

*Empy throws a bone past corgi and into the field of waffle-mines then grabs the win and speeds off in his brand new car towards the finish line*

[mavenu]

*destroys the car with a RPG*

[The Empire]

*rolls dazed out of the burning wreckage, still desperatly clutching the win and heaves himself towards the finish*

[Bara]

*walks up to Empy*

Take this, Chaos scum.

*puts a meltagun to Empys brain and fires*

[Corgi]

*The Road Warrior having failed to notice that the meltagun was set for spontaneous combustion goes up in a huge cloud of melta*

*Luckily wins are resistant to that type of thing, and Corgi grabs it and pogoes towards the finish line*

>spoingie<   >spoingie<  >spoingie<

[HEM]

Two years later, I surge into the lead.

[Bustos]

Only to be crushed by a god...

[Khem]

whom wasn't bustos.