I have

[Saletsia]

an ex XD

[Bara]

what the heck is that?

[LLANYDERN]

an evil scheme bwahahahahahahahahaha

[Solnath]

a pet cheetah.

[Bara]

i have a empty belley

[Solnath]

I have children in mine, so I wouldn't say it's empty.

[LLANYDERN]

congratulations if your pregnant, if not naughty Solnath for eating childers

I have a mind numbingly painful stomach infection

[Solnath]

The fact that I'd be pregnant would be plausible under the logical line of thought that 1) I would be a girl and 2) men are easy so 3) I'd actually get laid more than twice a year.

[LLANYDERN]

yeah however your profile says your male and a fin (though the fin doesn't stop you being pregnant and we are doing wonders with science these days.....)

with girls it seems that if you want sex you can get sex generally, what quality of it seems to be the problem

[Solnath]

If the quality is a problem, come here.

Just kidding, my standards are way too high for casual sex.

If I got pregnant, I'd be like the Governator in that one movie.

[Bara]

ummmmmmm....ok.....

[LLANYDERN]

meh I've decided sex isn't all its cracked up to be, you feel weird your heart goes funny and you lose control of your limbs and also your ability to speak properly.  Foreplay is fun though 

That film is quite funny, that's the one advantage of Arnie is that he will take the piss out of himself, also the only republican who'd I want to be president (just for the sound bites), hell he can't be worse then dubbya can he.

[Tuckerani]

Votes to rename this the sex thread?

Aye

[The Empire]

played out the GDI-campaign of C&C3 despite being a fanatical NOD player to the core.

[Varkour]

a Fender Telecaster HW1

Woohoo