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Author Topic: Count to 10,000  (Read 152356 times)

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2115 on: May 12, 2007, 06:37:50 PM »
3011 Robots return from the moon to found the religious order of Binary
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2116 on: May 12, 2007, 06:42:54 PM »
3012 a Messiah of Binary is born and dies for your sins. The Church of Binarity is formed.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2117 on: May 12, 2007, 10:17:35 PM »
3013 Someone uses a magnet to wipe the robot messiah from the hard drives of the unfaithful
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2118 on: May 13, 2007, 08:37:20 AM »
3014 - The leaders of all other religions are smote with a computer virus
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2119 on: May 13, 2007, 10:45:33 AM »
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2120 on: May 13, 2007, 06:43:39 PM »
3016 - A religious reboot occurs
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2121 on: May 13, 2007, 06:44:42 PM »
3017 - A man walks into a bar.
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2122 on: May 13, 2007, 07:26:18 PM »
3018 - He says "Ouch". That guy has extremely slow reaction times.
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2123 on: May 14, 2007, 04:39:24 AM »
3019-All lame jokes are officially banned.
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2124 on: May 14, 2007, 06:47:31 AM »
3020 - A chicken begins to cross the road, but then forgets why.
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2125 on: May 14, 2007, 11:25:50 AM »
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2126 on: May 15, 2007, 04:18:31 AM »
3022 - The chicken remembers why.. "To torch the barn"
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2127 on: May 15, 2007, 08:46:37 AM »
3023 - The chicken becomes the second species to discover fire
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2128 on: May 15, 2007, 05:27:34 PM »
3024 - Chickens go too far with fire and their goose is cooked
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Re: Count to 10,000
« Reply #2129 on: May 15, 2007, 07:51:01 PM »
3025 - The chickens, inspired by the cooked geese, reinvent Thanksgiving.
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