Taijitu

Forum Meta => Government of Taijitu, 2014 => Archive => Executive Branch => Topic started by: McMasterdonia on September 16, 2013, 12:26:50 PM

Title: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: McMasterdonia on September 16, 2013, 12:26:50 PM

I, McMasterdonia, do hereby crown myself Emperor of the formerly Free Land of Taijitu and all of it's realms and sovereign over all of it's citizens.

In recognition of my new title, and with the power invested in me by myself,  I will dissolve the constitutional government that has held this region back for so long and institute a new government. I command St Oz to edit the WFE to reflect the new regime.

I shall name Funkadelia as Royal Consort of the Empire of Taijitu

Letonna shall be named hand of the king, and granted the title of Earl Letonna and granted the lands of Eluvatar.

Chasmanthe shall serve as Lord of Ships, and will be responsible for the restarting of Taijitu's military, in the form of a navy. We will abandon the racist name "The White Army" of the past and shall embrace all manner of people into our armed services.

Delfos shall be named Lord of Dissemination. Delfos shall be responsible for the authoring of true and legiitmate news and information and distributing that to the masses for the good of the realm. Should Lord Delfos refuse, he shall be dragged through the streets and executed.

Wast shall be named Lord of Maths. He will do maths.

Eluvatar shall be named royal pet.

St Oz is proclaimed royal fool and as such is permitted to execute the office of the World Assembly Delegate in compliance with imperial orders.

Signed,

Emperor McMasterdonia of the formerly free land of Taijitu

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: Delfos on September 16, 2013, 09:28:49 PM

Nobody expects a good execution.

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: McMasterdonia on September 17, 2013, 12:25:16 AM

Good. Now start writing the propaganda so that we may distribute it to the populace.

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: Letonna on September 18, 2013, 02:10:33 AM

MOAR PROPAGANDA

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: McMasterdonia on September 18, 2013, 10:19:02 AM

Yes, my lord. You must do your duty as well. The Sovereign shits and the hand wipes.

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: St Oz on September 18, 2013, 11:42:52 AM

You can be sovereign of mops and brooms.

Who the hell named the army anyways?

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: Letonna on September 18, 2013, 03:28:41 PM

It should be named "The white, black, and all color army, including homosexuals, immigrants, Catholics and all manner of adjectives and descriptions army"

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: St Oz on September 18, 2013, 09:32:55 PM

WBACAIHIC&AMOA&DA

Done.

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: Funkadelia on September 23, 2013, 09:40:54 PM

Oh myyyyyyyyy.... Royal concubine? ;)

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: McMasterdonia on October 03, 2013, 02:56:54 AM

Yes Funkadelia.

Lets get this government to work. The Kumquat Fairy shall rule over Taijitu for eternity

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: Delfos on October 03, 2013, 11:57:50 PM

Agreed, but what is the kumquat fairy's stance on elderly pensions? Can we afford all this?

Title: Re: Self Appointment as Sovereign
Post by: McMasterdonia on October 04, 2013, 02:49:44 AM

The Kumquat fairy supports pensions for the elderly.

Being old will probably be made illegal though, fyi.

KUMQUATS FOR ALL