I, McMasterdonia, do hereby crown myself Emperor of the formerly Free Land of Taijitu and all of it's realms and sovereign over all of it's citizens.
In recognition of my new title, and with the power invested in me by myself, I will dissolve the constitutional government that has held this region back for so long and institute a new government. I command St Oz to edit the WFE to reflect the new regime.
I shall name Funkadelia as Royal Consort of the Empire of Taijitu
Letonna shall be named hand of the king, and granted the title of Earl Letonna and granted the lands of Eluvatar.
Chasmanthe shall serve as Lord of Ships, and will be responsible for the restarting of Taijitu's military, in the form of a navy. We will abandon the racist name "The White Army" of the past and shall embrace all manner of people into our armed services.
Delfos shall be named Lord of Dissemination. Delfos shall be responsible for the authoring of true and legiitmate news and information and distributing that to the masses for the good of the realm. Should Lord Delfos refuse, he shall be dragged through the streets and executed.
Wast shall be named Lord of Maths. He will do maths.
Eluvatar shall be named royal pet.
St Oz is proclaimed royal fool and as such is permitted to execute the office of the World Assembly Delegate in compliance with imperial orders.
Signed,
Emperor McMasterdonia of the formerly free land of Taijitu
