Taijitu
Forum Meta => Election Records => Archive => Elections => Topic started by: Solnath on October 17, 2007, 06:22:00 AM
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Yo, yo, yo!
This is the one and only, Solstilla Ice,
with my homie dawg OC, the master of vice.
Right at ya from Taiji-town,
we'll take away that frown!
There's no chance to be down,
'cause the G's are around.
We'll win this election
with no fears of rejection
it's the law of natural selection;
competition: hit ejection!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Okay, okay, okay,
come on, walk this way.
Let's take a look at these freaks
and see who of them reeks.
First there's Pragmiah,
he used to be tha Speakah,
now he just talks about grammar
when he's not talking 'bout his Peter!
Ooh!
Ooh!
He runs with Korinn
who's really really borin'
when this race is through,
he'll see he's a foo',
and though he calls himself Basket
we'll be dancing polka on his casket!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Little kid Myroria, he's up next,
to know him you need to know the context:
he loves his rights, he loves his freedoms,
every single day he puts on his Speedoms.
Ooh!
Ooh!
He thinks he's got style,
he thinks he's got grace,
but that's only for the while,
we gonna put him in his place.
[Female chorus:]
Myroria!
Hyper-boring-ah!
He doesn't even know that sound doesn't travel in space!
Myroria!
We assure ya!
Once you grow older, the pimples, they'll leave your face!
Inglo-Scotia, a.k.a. I-S
or "who? Couldn't care less!"
Of the bank he's made a mess,
who will that impress?
I need to confess,
I would rather vote for Ess!
Ooh!
Ooh!
St. Oz runs with Prag,
together they're a gag
and I don't mean a joke
this region they would choke.
Ooh!
Ooh!
He may have made the map,
but that don't mean crap,
'cause he would be the cap,
to Taijitu's life tap.
Ooh!
Ooh!
O-T-U-S, a G from the /b/,
he runs with OC,
and he can't just see,
he can't win me.
Ooh!
Ooh!
To candidacy Flem said nay,
when he heard I was coming to play,
he knew he could no stay
so like a girl he ran away!
Ooh!
Ooh!
Finally there was Allama,
who would've won clearly,
but she decide to say "no,"
so she wouldn't have to shear me.
Oh yeah!
Oh yeah!
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That's the competition,
but what do I 'present?
My superior volition
has no precedent.
I know every law
like the back of my hand,
if you ever do wrong,
I'll know where you stand.
'cause that's what I am,
equal, fair and just,
but diss me with your spam
and your ass we will bust.
Ooh!
Ooh!
I'd love to say,
"word to your mother"
but I'm not out,
just giving it to my brotha.
He's got the beat,
he's got the lyrix,
it's an amazing feat:
the way we do politix.
Word.
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Playah aftah those ill rhymes all i gots to say is:
Fo' shizzle!
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lol It obviously took some time and devotion to write that mess. Will you show the same about of devotion to the delegacy?
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Fo' sho' panda-bro,
don't worry 'bout that.
Like phosphorus I'll glow
if I'm made top hat.
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Will you make another appearance in a ninja turtle movie? If so what song will you write as a follow up to turtle power
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4&mode=related&search=
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Don't hate the playa
but I have to say-a
to get me to do that
there just isn't a way-a.
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:D I'd have to agree with the Panda, this has surely needed some free time on your hands. I want a job like that.
Tell me, why are you running? To the best of my knowledge you don't take any interest at all in NS as a game. Second, with your history of inconsistency in this game, what do you think you can offer as Delegate? You always seemed to me like a player who thrives on being in the opposition, trying to exploit or speculate on other people's achievements, but not as a constructive character. If you would win, what will happen when you get bored with being a Del.?
An answer in rhymes would be cool. Again, congrats for the mess. :D
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NS is a game and I'm the king of those
ask any of my bitches, ask any of my ho's.
Tha' deal's very easy - to explain
NS and Taijitu - they aren't the same.
Opposition I embrace
'cause I keep straight to this place,
when some dawgs try to pop a cap
in Tai-ji-tu,
I show them where it's at
and that they are the foo's.
As a region we're the wolves
where others are sheep,
with me Taijitu evolves
into something much more, [BLEEP]!
Of this you may be sure,
rich or spiritually poor,
if you vote FOR,
I'll give you back more.
'cause we're not about NS,
politics or war.
We're a community
and that's where we score.
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Your mind full of plans
And time on your hands
I now must demand
Your attention.
I'd like to find out
What your platform's about
Before I do shout
My intention.
To place you on top
Of my new voting block
Will require a lot;
Information.
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I ain't a snitch,
so don't make me ditch
my integrity
'cause its plain to see
I have to be me
to let my crew roam free.
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Da name is cooliO C and I'm from Taiji-Town
Have a raida past but I'm turnin it around
Its cuz when I entered its was plain to me
Taijitu is about neutrality
Our region is tight and da peoplez are cool
But me and Soly we want to rule
So give us your votes and you can't deny
You voted for the two most gansta guys
To GMT to asked to say
"What happens if soly goes away"
It might not happen, but if it come true
Vice OC will be here for you.
Back to Allama who say "What yous about?"
There is one thing I need to shout
It may be insane, but it isnt a crime
To make Taiji-Town better, one line at a time.
To the rest of you sucka's who are too shy to speak
This thread will be open for a couple of weeks.
Just one more reason why I want to be vice,
To make Taiji-Town a gangsta's paradise
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Honestly, you have my vote. I hope you win.
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Certain people are so synonymous with suck, that their mere recruitment into this region should have been viewed as a crime. You're one of those people. One day, the giant gay porn storage facility you call a computer will hopefully cease to function... and on that day, Taijitu will be rid of one of it's biggest idiots.
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SD,
you're much too kind,
we all know we both want
other boys' behinds,
but I wouldn't call my storage
"a giant facility."
I've just tried to forage
something I could share with thee.
As for calling someone suck
all respek to those
others're out of luck -
they're owned by black holes.
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I know voting for me is a risk,
that much is true
but if you've ever played Risk
you gotta attack or you'll lose.
I'm the protector of hope
and of liberty
we don't need to slope
into tyranny.
"Fight fire with fire"
nothing that gains
if the need's ever dire
I will piss on the flames.
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SD, that was a low blow. Aim for the head next time. :trout: I love you Soly. But will you make a good Del... :shrug:
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No need to shrug
little lovebug
even Thomas didn't trust
his homie J-sus.
A mighty fine picture,
SD, my G,
I'm touched - just for me
you went on a photoshopping spree.
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Your phail pic would of been a hit
If only it was a .gif
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You could have any historical figures, Taijitu citizens, or any other player in the realm of NS in your cabinet. Who would be where?
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Alright, let's see:
Khab and Al' would be the MoC
with Göbbels as their deputy.
Himmler would take Reg. Security
and Rommel - the MoD.
Finance would go to K. Marx,
maybe we'd even see a few K-Marts. (Hahaa!)
Lenin would make a great MoIA
and if JFK and MLK
would form the MoEA,
we'd surpass the Pacifics in a day.
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All but the first and last guys on your list are not democratic in anyway. Is this a sign?
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When you need efficiency,
control is the key.
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If someone decides not to
vote for me,
rest assured
for you this t-shirt is free:
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