Taijitu Office Place

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR runs after Soly with forms for him to sign.

[Solnath]

* Solnath activates the 16 V, 4.5 litre, 590 horsepower engine in the chair and speeds away from the forms.

[Khablan]

Khab barely escapes being run over by the flying chair!

Oy.  Kids these days, I tells ya.

[Allama]

* Alana stares after the chair, wndering how much it would cost the company budget to install something like that on her desk chair.

[Khablan]

Oooh now there's a thought.  Wheely-chair races in the MoC!

No, wait.  Let's just polish the wood floors.  Then we can have Sock Races!

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR busts out with his striped socks!

lets do this!

* The Wonderful PUR uses arcane magic from the origins of Taijitu to make all the floors super slippery.

[Allama]

Alana races down the hall and slides halfway down its length, wearing one bright blue sock with birds and one dark green one with a leaf pattern.

[Khem]

* The Wonderful PUR gos alot faster than Alana and smacks into a wall because he tried to show off.

[Solnath]

* Solnath thinks that private enterprises are better at budget allocation.

[Khem]

* Neil man of Love! starts construction of the offices for Darkside Enterprises.

DARKSIDE ENTERPRISES

we take sexy and make it a little kinkier.

CEO: Allama

President: GMT

Vice President: Neil

now accepting applications.

[Allama]

* Applies for a CEO position.

My skills are accurate typing and extreme badassness.

[Khem]

your application has been accepted oh goddess of the darkside.

[Allama]

Why thank you, my dear.  I'll get to work straight away.

[Khem]

time:10:30am taijitu time.
place: Darkside Enterprises, Corporate HQ, Downtown Taijitu City, Taijitu

* Neil man of Love! stands up from his chair looking disheveled and smoking a cowboy killer. Neil then turns on the projector and prepares to impart some bad news.

"my colleagues it seems our once prosperous endeavor is now becoming a hostile game of chance. as you can see recent government activities have been rapidly taking over our once grand monopoly to a point of nearly making us extinct. these reforms were ignored for quite some time until we noticed too late that they were gaining the upper hand in the dark side."