Taijitu
Forum Meta => City Archive => Archive => Zocalo Archive => Topic started by: B9 perspective on December 08, 2007, 09:55:48 AM
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Two lines of armed, helmuted, shielded, riot squad with breasts conduct a crotch test...If you fail, you can't get in.
Reproductive power or atleast past reproductive power required.
Motto: " Balls!", said the Queen, "If I had two, I'd be King."
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Feminazis! O_o
/me terrified and runs off to hide somewhere.
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Hows it going ladies?
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Fine thanks, give'm a squeeze somebody.
...got the idea from the Vatican City actually and reversed it, granted fascist response ain't so much different then Nazi response...Once a year, ( I think it is March 8th) there is something called Festa delle Donne ie. Women's Day in Italy. Quite silly, why should the other half of the population have 99.03% of the calendar year days? Anyhow, one Mar. 8th I was walking to the store and the women paraded down the street. They were very calm and collected, some carried children but none were armed. Out of curiousity I followed the parade to see where it was going. It was walking to the Vatican City.
To enter the Vatican City you must cross a bridge over the Tiber. When the women reached the bridge, they had to sit down because the Vatican City ( a separate state) would not let any females enter that afternoon. Armed riot squad conducted crotch tests, if you have a detectable outty you could enter the city, otherwise you sat on the bridge. Even grannies that had gone to the market to buy vegetables were not allowed to return home!
The Vatican priests had decided that they were afraid of what the women might do...throw rocks at the Pope's window for example. The Pope had angered some women by publicly stating that raped Bosnian women ( some of whom were nuns) must keep the offspring if they do want to go to hell.
Also, saving the offspring of raped Jewish women is why the Hebrew descent goes through the female.
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o_O
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o-O is right buddy....*gives Bara a hugesqueeze.*
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cant...breath...
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Ladies, I felt *something*...Sir, catch your breath- and do an about face...NOW!
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what?
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SKi-DADDLE!!!* rams steel toe'd boot into Barakin's shin* LIMP AWAY! NOW! CAPISCI?
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owww....
*leaves*
meanie...
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Gosh, what's wrong with guys? They just don't get it.......
( a reversal to; what do 25,000 battered American women have in common? They just wouldn't fuc*ing listen.)
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Q: What do you call a woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing... you already told her twice.
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ow....