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Forum Meta => City Archive => Archive => Zocalo Archive => Topic started by: Flemingovia on October 30, 2007, 11:58:38 AM
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Flemingovia steps up to the podium, and addresses the press.
“Thank you all for coming, and I do not wish to keep you long. I will read a short statement, and then take questions from the press.
For a long time I have felt that the political parties in Taijitu do not really represent the heart and soul of most of our members. They do not represent ordinary people, their hopes and aspirations.
The stance that Taijitu has taken on a number of issues recently have convinced me that a new force is at work in Taijitu, one which I am proud to champion and represent.
That is why I am today founding the APATHY PARTY OF TAIJITU, or APT, because I believe that apathy is most APT description of the stance of the region.
Thank you, I will now take questions:
“Mr Flemingovia, what will be the foreign policy of APT?”
“Foreign policy? I do not understand? As the Apathy Party we will do nothing about foreign policy. If an international crisis arises, we will stick our heads up a bit, look bewildered, and go “Meh. Can’t be arsed”.
I’m afraid I am going to have to press you on this one. Is the APT pro-raider or pro-defender?
Raiding takes up a lot of energy. Frankly, we can’t be bothered. Defending is hard work as well. Far better just to sit in Taijitu and watch the world go by.
Specifically, what is your opinion on the recent actions of Durnia?
I believe I speak for most of Taijitu here when I say “meh”. I am told that the wider NS world occasionally goes through periods of crisis, which involves lots of activity and action and excitement. Frankly, I shudder at all of this. APT will continue the proud tradition of Taijitu. International appeals for help will not fall on deaf ears, it is just that when you look up, you will see the flying fuck we do not give.
Mr Flemingovia, what will be your first actions should the APT achieve power?
Actions? I am afraid I do not understand the question.
What would you do?
Do? Same problem, I am afraid.
Mr Flemingovia, what is your opinion on the Govindia trial?
Under the Apathy party, the judicial system would be simple. We can’t be arsed.
Mr Flemingovia, how do people join the Apathy Party?
Ah, here is the good part. You see, because we are an Apathy party, the way you signify your support of us is by NOT joining the party. That’s right – we are breaking the mould of conventional politics. Be apathetic. Do not join. Support our cause.
That is why I am pleased to report that the Apathy Party of Taijitu has an immediate membership of around 1300. I cannot be bothered to look up the exact figure, but this surely makes us by far the largest political party not only in taijitu, but in the whole of Nationstates.
Mr Flemingovia, do you really believe in Apathy?
I do, and I believe that most Taijituans do too. We have over 1300 nations, but only 26 senators. Even among the involved of the region, talk has replaced activity. People ask, “what is the underlying principle of the region” and the best answer folks can come up with is “Neutrality”.
Neutrality has been used to encourage non-engagement, which is one of APTs key principles.
John F Kennedy once said “ the hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in a period of moral crisis maintain their neutrality” but in APT we disagree. We will languorously pursue the policy of screaming “neutrality” every time anyone suggests doing anything.
We Believe in Apathy.
When you think of neutrality, what do you think of? I’ll tell you. The Swiss. Probably the most boring nation on earth. But if we are to be neutral, let’s be neutral and proud of it!
Prove it by NOT joining APT – the Apathy party of Taijitu.
Thank you, I have no more time for questions, but I will end by singing our party song:
Hakuna Matata! What a wonderful phrase
Hakuna Matata! Ain't no passing craze
(sing with me!)
It means no worries for the rest of your days
It's our problem-free philosophy
Hakuna Matata!
(http://www.lapsura.com/drawings/archives/images/apathy-in-the-classroom.gif)
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meh
:-P
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Whoda thunk it? I fit right in.
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Well, I'm definitely not joining this party. And I mean that in the best possible way.
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*Pragmia revels in the apathy.*
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Ooooh! Ooooh! I want to join!!1111
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I was expecting.........more. Too much build up I think. :shrug:
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To indicate my absolute non-support of this party's platform and ideas (good satire thought), I insist upon joining right away. :-P
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:shrug:
eh.
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I am so apathetic about this, that I do not have the energy to be apathetic towards it. Pass that one through your noggin.
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whatever.
fair satire .
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Although I disagree with some of the points made, I like the satire too. Flem is renowned for his talent in such. Definitely not joining :D
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This reminds me of the time I tried to form the pessimists club, never bothered though it wouldn't have worked out.
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/me slouches in a chair, thinking she should probably post something pithy but decides it's too much effort.
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[19:22] <Pragmia> That's you Flem.
[19:22] <Pragmia> Moa.
I am mildly meh'd to announce that, by Delegate decree, Taijitu now has a minister of apathy (Moa), that is me.
This is not to be confused with a Moa, a large, extinct, flightless bird from New Zealand. But if you do confuse the two, I do not mind so long as you feed me plenty of birdseed.
My first actions as Moa will be to do bugger all. please bring me a beer.
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Bored: A poem
by
Michael Gettings
If I had a lighter,
I'd set some paper on fire
But I don't
So I can't
If I had a cat, I'd pet it
But my cat ran away with my lighter
So I guess, really
I'm screwed on that point too
If I had a car, I'd drive it
But my cat stole the car
And is smoking cigarettes inside
I told the police, but they laughed
So, I guess I'm pretty bored
Because I can't set anything on fire
Except the dance floor
But then that would be arson
So, I guess I'll just be bored.
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Apathy looks like a blank piece of paper,
A bland stare of an impassive mask.
He’s made people happy,
And may make you sad.
Apathy is invincible.
As everyone grows up,
He sits there as we change,
Void of action,
Frozen in age,
Very disdainful.
I wonder if his heart even beats...
When he looks into the mirror he sees loathing.
He is very conceited,
Unaware of his surroundings,
Apathy is a vacuum,
Void of all emotion.
He is cold in spirit,
At his death, there are no screams,
Nobody knew who he was.
No one cares!
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/me generally disinterested.
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We have an irc chat channel. The conservative party don't. It is #taijituapathy. It is really boring and nobody can be arsed to talk. Don't bother going there.
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The APT took the time to take a position on me?
I am mildly interested.
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APT knows all positions, and takes them regularly. That is why APT members are the greatest lovers in the world.
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APT knows all positions, and takes them regularly. That is why APT members are the greatest lovers in the world.
Sounds good to me. Note how I do not sign up.
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It does not sound anything to me, as I do not bother to hear it. I also do not bother saying that I do not bother to sign up.
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please do not bother to post.
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come on why not? its fun to post and be passionate!
(note complete lack of apathy)
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^___^
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MOTION: REGARDING THE CRASH OF THE TAIJITU FORUM.
Be it noted....
1. That the Apathy Party of Taijitu notes with approval that this forum has been offline for over 24 hours.
2. APT commends the community of Taijitu for not making a fuss over this or, in many cases, even noticing.
3. APT regrets the reappearance of the forum, with increased opportunity for activity and action.
4. APT looks forward to the next forum crash, and urges Eluvatar and Limitless Events to do everything in their power to hasten that event.
VOTING:
FOR: 0
AGAINST: 0
ABSTAIN: 0
DID NOT VOTE: 1,011
By the rules of APT, this motion is therefore PASSED
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You're showing an awful lot of concern and interest for a party that is supposed to be apathetic. :-P
Meh, whatever.
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That is why nobody voted.
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Ahhh, I see.
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I just remembered that song "A is for Apathy."
I wanna be
The richest American
I wanna live
Out on the street
So many reasons
To just do nothing
To walk around
Like you're out on your feet...
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that reminds me of the pokemon song.