Taijitu
City Center => Acropolis => Church of Pha => Topic started by: Myroria on July 01, 2007, 05:13:03 PM
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Welcome to the Beer Hall. Regardless of the name, anybody can get any drink they want here. Bowls of beer nuts are located at the end of the bar. Please do not make a putsch.
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Jawohl! Kein putsch, roger that!
*helps himself to some wheat-beer and brezels* Uh, this hall looks magnificently, Phather Myro. Who did the Mona-Lisa with a Pha instead her celebrity-nose? Looks awesome *releases a terribly loud burp* ahhhhhhhh!
We could bring over one of the old ceremonial tables from the old church over-here and use it as a pedestal for Metal Garbage and Karaoke....
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I just have to ask now. What's a putsch?
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Well, historically speaking, a putsch is a coup d'état which usually goes wrong Grin Myro was making an allusion to the Beer Hall Putsch in 1923 when Adolf along with his comrades tried to seize power in Bavaria, probably Germany, and surely, the whole world after that.
But that's history...in the Procedure of the Pha Celebrations, a putsch is a special drink that is very dangerous...if not prepared by a real expert, it can have explosive results. The only Putsch-expert we have is SD, so till he comes around, no putsches!
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/me orders up a jack and coke.
"wow nice job decorating. and no i am not getting on the bar to strip, at least not until you get more booze into me."
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/me putsches
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Wait, there is a beer hall here now?! Shame I don't like beer!
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Just look in the Menu, there's plenty of other drinks, I'm not sure the barman is around.
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I can pour my own drink. Just need the company!
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A sign by the road might help, I'll gather metal poles, you can paint here:
(http://raws.adc.rmit.edu.au/~e57593/lesson03/wooden_plank_closeup_9250002.JPG)
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*Orders the work crew to install an immense barrel of Kentucky Bourbon Stout above the bar*
Knew it was missing something. :)
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We need huge signs. Giant ones. That can be seen for miles and miles.
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Helium aircrafts hanging huge signs.
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We need to carve into some mountains. Something permanent would do.
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I'm against Taijitu money sponsoring religious organizations or sub-enterprises.
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But it's the regional religion!
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Indeed! A religion which, I believe, predates the region itself!
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Doesn't change what I said. :fight:
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By executive order, the Beer Hall is to be free of political discussion :P
Now, lets all make like a christmas tree and get lit!
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By executive order, the Beer Hall is to be free of political discussion :P
Now, lets all make like a christmas tree and get lit!
Hear, hear! Let's have some bourbon up in this bitch.
* mixes bourbon w/ a little bit of ginger ale *
Mmm, tasty stuff.
/me orders up a jack and coke.
"wow nice job decorating. and no i am not getting on the bar to strip, at least not until you get more booze into me."
Do you promise? :D
* starts filling shot glasses *
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Nearly seven years later. We're gonna need more than a few shots!
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PARTEH!
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More than a few shots, you say?
* passes Phather and Delfos a couple bottles of champagne to double-fist *
There, now it's really a party!
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(http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/121/0/7/real_bar_by_johnny912-d4y77ks.jpg)
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So what you're saying is that people in The Beer Hall should take off their shirts?
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Too many intimidating mantits
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True, I suppose I don't want to feel inadequate in comparison. :P
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Pha inspires us to party!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Jan_Steen_-_Revelry_at_an_Inn_-_WGA21761.jpg)
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*Throws a bottle*
(http://www.disclosurenewsonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/barfight.jpg)
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Enters.
Goes and asks for a vodka.
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Welcome to the Beer Hall! Enjoy this drink in Pha's holy name.
/me Somstratzka a stein full of quality Russian vodka.
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/me praises Pha and downs a pint of Dragons Milk.
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/me next to al' Khem
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/me puts a smooth sultry album on the victrola and dances with Allama. All without spilling his beer.