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Temple of Pha
Ryazania:
This is the Taijitan chapter of the Pha Brotherhood.
--- Quote ---Possibly the first religion founded in The Lex, by the Fathers/Popes Myroria, SDixie, and GMT (Also known as Myroria, Sovereign Dixie, and PoD Gunner). The reason for the elipses after the Pha is because the true name is so secret, only the Popes and those in IRCistan can see it.
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--- Quote from: Members of the Brotherhood of Pha... ---
Phather Myroria
Phather PoD Gunner
Phather Sovereign Dixie
Layman OT > Martyr OT > Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT [following the promotion from 28.11.2006 Anno Phae]
Initiate TCM (?) > PhaNun Mother TCM [following the 'Acceptance of Females' Decree of the Phatherhood]
Slightly Enlightened Brother Moxsen
Initiate EluvatarCardinal Eluvatar [promoted 2006 A.P.]
Cardinal Baltija [promoted 2006 A.P.]
Cardinal Towelie[promoted 2006 A.P.]
PUR, hander of Bad Drugs[gained entrance 2007 A.P.]
Enlightened One Xyrael[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Tallmann[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Korinna[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Latia Nova[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
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--- Quote from: The Pha..lic Triumverate ---
The Pha... (Our God)
Archangel Chuck Norris
Archangel PizzaDood
Archangel Steve Irwin
PING (Satan)
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--- Quote from: The Ranks of the Church of Pha... ---
1. Initiate
2. Slightly Enlightened
3. Layman
4. Enlightened
5. Brother/Sister
6. Priest/PhaNun
7. Bishop/PhaNun Mother
8. Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet [unique title awarded to the prodigal son OT]
9. Cardinal
10. The Three Popes
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--- Quote from: Holy Artifacts of Pha... ---
Budweiser, drink of the Archangels.
TV Dinner, food of PizzaDood.
Greater Pizza, Food of the Archangels.
Lesser Pizza, Food of the Popes.
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--- Quote from: The Members of the Brotherhood Pictures ---
Phather Dixie.
Phather Myroria.
Phather GMT
Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT
PhaNun Mother TCM with her sorority (first one on the right)
Cardinal Eluvatar
Cardinal Baltija
Cardinal Towelie
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--- Quote from: The Eight Commandments of Pha... ---1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Pha...lic Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.
4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go Fuck Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bastard.
6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Pha...lic Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
1. Ending Poverty
2. Curing Diseases
3. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.
7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
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--- Quote from: The Paramilitary of Pha ---
The paramilitary of Pha is an extensive, underground unit dedicated to the defense of the lands of Pha.... Our military is equipped with the latest in technology. The uniform of a Pha soldier includes a black beret with our symbol on the front, and a black dress uniform. In battle the beret is kept, but we adopt camoflauge to blend in with our surroundings.[/font]
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--- Quote from: Pha's Blessed Animals ---
Sam, the Pha Icon Dog! He saved Pha's prophet from a generic burning barn.
Cristobol. He's from the Isle of Man, but he's still better looking then their damned flag.
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--- Quote from: The Hall of Manliness ---Hokay, so. The following people have been decided by the council of Manliness (Sovereign Dixie, Eluvatar, myself, TCM [manly in a feminine way], and meri [manly in a feminine way]) as the inductees to the Hall of Manliness. They are all people not here, so don't ask to be added. Under the Hall of Manliness, there will be the "Manly if they weren't so damned evil" people, and under that will be the "Never manly. Ever."
THE HALL OF MANLINESS
[*]Chuck Norris (c'mon. Do I need to explain why?)
[*]Albert Einstein (He invented the A-bomb. What things are manlier than that?)
[*]Maddox (Just for being Maddox)
[*]Stephen Hawking (He's pretty smart.)
[*]Hunter Thompson
[*]John Wayne
[*]Ronald Reagan
[*]John Paul II
[*]George Patton
[*]Erwin Rommel
[*]Isoruku Yammamoto
[*]Yoda
[*]Hank Williams Jr.
[*]Aron Ralston
[/LIST]Would be Manly if They Weren't So Damned Evil
(Don't they remind you of three people here? Oops...shouldn't have said that...)
[*]Stalin
[*]Saddam Hussein (maybe. I don't know too much about him.)
[/LIST]Never Manly. Ever.
(Think: Would you really want them running Germany? Germany's manly and all, but...oh. Hitler was Austrian. Germany can't be blamed for birthing that violator of the laws of God and man.)
[*]Adolf Hitler (He had one ball, was a vegetarian, and killed six million people for no reason at all. And to top it all off, he was part of the group he wanted to kill. Idiot.)
[*]PETA members.
[*]Vegetarians.
[*]People who send hatemail to Maddox.
[*]Clowns.
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Xyrael:
I wish to embrace and clutch the Pha dearly! Please, how may I convert to thy glorious religion?
Of The US:
do i still keep my insanely long title here? :P
The G Rebellion:
So long as you don't make us type it! lol
Of The US:
lol deal
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