Taijitu
City Center => Acropolis => Church of Pha => Topic started by: Ryazania on January 07, 2007, 01:17:57 AM
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This is the Taijitan chapter of the Pha Brotherhood.
Possibly the first religion founded in The Lex, by the Fathers/Popes Myroria, SDixie, and GMT (Also known as Myroria, Sovereign Dixie, and PoD Gunner). The reason for the elipses after the Pha is because the true name is so secret, only the Popes and those in IRCistan can see it.
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/theflagmaker/BrotherhoodofPha75.gif)
Phather Myroria
Phather PoD Gunner
Phather Sovereign Dixie
Layman OT > Martyr OT > Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT [following the promotion from 28.11.2006 Anno Phae]
Initiate TCM (?) > PhaNun Mother TCM [following the 'Acceptance of Females' Decree of the Phatherhood]
Slightly Enlightened Brother Moxsen
Initiate EluvatarCardinal Eluvatar [promoted 2006 A.P.]
Cardinal Baltija [promoted 2006 A.P.]
Cardinal Towelie[promoted 2006 A.P.]
PUR, hander of Bad Drugs[gained entrance 2007 A.P.]
Enlightened One Xyrael[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Tallmann[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Korinna[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Latia Nova[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
The Pha... (Our God)
Archangel Chuck Norris
Archangel PizzaDood
Archangel Steve Irwin
PING (Satan)
1. Initiate
2. Slightly Enlightened
3. Layman
4. Enlightened
5. Brother/Sister
6. Priest/PhaNun
7. Bishop/PhaNun Mother
8. Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet [unique title awarded to the prodigal son OT]
9. Cardinal
10. The Three Popes
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7a/BudweiserLabel.JPG/800px-BudweiserLabel.JPG)
Budweiser, drink of the Archangels.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Tvdinner.jpg)
TV Dinner, food of PizzaDood.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Supreme_pizza.jpg/800px-Supreme_pizza.jpg)
Greater Pizza, Food of the Archangels.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Pepperoni_pizza.jpg/800px-Pepperoni_pizza.jpg)
Lesser Pizza, Food of the Popes.
(http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/redneck.JPG)
Phather Dixie.
(http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/2/25/Bail2.jpg/453px-Bail2.jpg)
Phather Myroria.
(http://www.photomills.co.uk/images/Romania%20copy/Romanian-Cow-man-90.jpg)
Phather GMT
(http://www.agderavisen.com/art_images/terrorist.jpg)
Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6491/nunswithgunsck2.jpg)
PhaNun Mother TCM with her sorority (first one on the right)
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8074/hackerni5.jpg)
Cardinal Eluvatar
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6766/1036001og4.jpg)
Cardinal Baltija
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:GxbzG49kqRDNeM:http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g237/rae1er/Towelie.jpg)
Cardinal Towelie
1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Pha...lic Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.
4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go Fuck Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bastard.
6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Pha...lic Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
1. Ending Poverty
2. Curing Diseases
3. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.
7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/theflagmaker/soldflag75.gif)
The paramilitary of Pha is an extensive, underground unit dedicated to the defense of the lands of Pha.... Our military is equipped with the latest in technology. The uniform of a Pha soldier includes a black beret with our symbol on the front, and a black dress uniform. In battle the beret is kept, but we adopt camoflauge to blend in with our surroundings.[/font]
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5411/sammagnetwebqm3eo7.jpg)
Sam, the Pha Icon Dog! He saved Pha's prophet from a generic burning barn.
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/810/exoticpetry2.jpg)
Cristobol. He's from the Isle of Man, but he's still better looking then their damned flag.
Hokay, so. The following people have been decided by the council of Manliness (Sovereign Dixie, Eluvatar, myself, TCM [manly in a feminine way], and meri [manly in a feminine way]) as the inductees to the Hall of Manliness. They are all people not here, so don't ask to be added. Under the Hall of Manliness, there will be the "Manly if they weren't so damned evil" people, and under that will be the "Never manly. Ever."
THE HALL OF MANLINESS(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Lewis_Hine_Power_house_mechanic_working_on_steam_pump.jpg/431px-Lewis_Hine_Power_house_mechanic_working_on_steam_pump.jpg)
- Chuck Norris (c'mon. Do I need to explain why?)
- Albert Einstein (He invented the A-bomb. What things are manlier than that?)
- Maddox (Just for being Maddox)
- Stephen Hawking (He's pretty smart.)
- Hunter Thompson
- John Wayne
- Ronald Reagan
- John Paul II
- George Patton
- Erwin Rommel
- Isoruku Yammamoto
- Yoda
- Hank Williams Jr.
- Aron Ralston
Would be Manly if They Weren't So Damned Evil(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Stalin-Lenin-Kalinin-1919.jpg/800px-Stalin-Lenin-Kalinin-1919.jpg)
(Don't they remind you of three people here? Oops...shouldn't have said that...)
- Stalin
- Saddam Hussein (maybe. I don't know too much about him.)
Never Manly. Ever.(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Goebbels_mit_Hitler.jpg)
(Think: Would you really want them running Germany? Germany's manly and all, but...oh. Hitler was Austrian. Germany can't be blamed for birthing that violator of the laws of God and man.)
- Adolf Hitler (He had one ball, was a vegetarian, and killed six million people for no reason at all. And to top it all off, he was part of the group he wanted to kill. Idiot.)
- PETA members.
- Vegetarians.
- People who send hatemail to Maddox.
- Clowns.
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I wish to embrace and clutch the Pha dearly! Please, how may I convert to thy glorious religion?
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do i still keep my insanely long title here? :P
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So long as you don't make us type it! lol
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lol deal
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Pha be praised! I was afraid that we would be up against heathen temptations while colonizing these new lands! Now, has anyone seen Sam, I seem to have misplaced his golden cage while coming on shore...
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*Baltija draws his magic stick and casts Pha blessings on everyone*
Pha blessings all over you!
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bAD dRUGS feels blessded.
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Pha followed us to Taijitu!
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its because we brought pizza
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i would like for Prince, David Bowie and Julie Andrews to be put in the order of sainthood.
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Only Bowie.
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Do not fear, my brothers and sisters! For I, yes, I still have ACCESS to the HEATHEN'S forums! And I will GET Pha's holy thread BACK!
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I wish to embrace and clutch the Pha dearly! Please, how may I convert to thy glorious religion?
You say? Tis simple! Just fill out these papers:
(http://www.radicalcenter.net/images/pagemaster/regs6_1.jpg)
And, if you don't want to do that, you're already in it anyway.
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Might I join the mighty manliness that is the Pha...? I would be willing to sign any forms (as long as they aren't rediculously long and/or y'all make 'em up to torture me).
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What....pray tell.....is this temple of PHA of whch you speak????
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Worshipping the ultimate symbol of manliness. And Brother Tallmann, you're in.
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Wanna be a bit more specific????
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May I join and worship the greatness that is Pha?
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hmmm i was thinking if Pha is the ultimate manliness...... who is the ultimate in femininity..... myself perhaps.... yea i think so.
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Worship the Pha......lic goodness!
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Sorry for my mistake. May I join and worship the Pha.....lic goodness!
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Sure!
Daimaien, Pha is the essence of manliness! By clutching Pha, you ensure your place among the gods!
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Yes, clutch the Pha.....lic goodness!
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ewwwwww.
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Pha phills the void within, pheel the pha!!
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I wish to pheel the Phal.....il goodness and I wish to grasp the phal....ic goodness! Please, allow into these hallowed halls, so I may be manly!
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Ok, brother Latia.
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Wow, true faith is spreading as I can see...good job Phather Myro. And do not forget to immortalize some Pha-clutching moments for the Pha Academy Year-book. ;)
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This is the Taijitan chapter of the Pha Brotherhood.
Possibly the first religion founded in The Lex, by the Fathers/Popes Myroria, SDixie, and GMT (Also known as Myroria, Sovereign Dixie, and PoD Gunner). The reason for the elipses after the Pha is because the true name is so secret, only the Popes and those in IRCistan can see it.
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/theflagmaker/BrotherhoodofPha75.gif)
Phather Myroria
Phather PoD Gunner
Phather Sovereign Dixie
Layman OT > Martyr OT > Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT [following the promotion from 28.11.2006 Anno Phae]
Initiate TCM (?) > PhaNun Mother TCM [following the 'Acceptance of Females' Decree of the Phatherhood]
Slightly Enlightened Brother Moxsen
Initiate EluvatarCardinal Eluvatar [promoted 2006 A.P.]
Cardinal Baltija [promoted 2006 A.P.]
Cardinal Towelie[promoted 2006 A.P.]
PUR, hander of Bad Drugs[gained entrance 2007 A.P.]
Enlightened One Xyrael[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Tallmann[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Korinna[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Latia Nova[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
The Pha... (Our God)
Archangel Chuck Norris
Archangel PizzaDood
Archangel Steve Irwin
PING (Satan)
1. Initiate
2. Slightly Enlightened
3. Layman
4. Enlightened
5. Brother/Sister
6. Priest/PhaNun
7. Bishop/PhaNun Mother
8. Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet [unique title awarded to the prodigal son OT]
9. Cardinal
10. The Three Popes
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7a/BudweiserLabel.JPG/800px-BudweiserLabel.JPG)
Budweiser, drink of the Archangels.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Tvdinner.jpg)
TV Dinner, food of PizzaDood.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Supreme_pizza.jpg/800px-Supreme_pizza.jpg)
Greater Pizza, Food of the Archangels.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Pepperoni_pizza.jpg/800px-Pepperoni_pizza.jpg)
Lesser Pizza, Food of the Popes.
(http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/redneck.JPG)
Phather Dixie.
(http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/2/25/Bail2.jpg/453px-Bail2.jpg)
Phather Myroria.
(http://www.photomills.co.uk/images/Romania%20copy/Romanian-Cow-man-90.jpg)
Phather GMT
(http://www.agderavisen.com/art_images/terrorist.jpg)
Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT
(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6491/nunswithgunsck2.jpg)
PhaNun Mother TCM with her sorority (first one on the right)
(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8074/hackerni5.jpg)
Cardinal Eluvatar
(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6766/1036001og4.jpg)
Cardinal Baltija
(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:GxbzG49kqRDNeM:http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g237/rae1er/Towelie.jpg)
Cardinal Towelie
1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Pha...lic Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.
2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.
3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.
4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go Fuck Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bastard.
6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Pha...lic Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
1. Ending Poverty
2. Curing Diseases
3. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.
7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?
8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/theflagmaker/soldflag75.gif)
The paramilitary of Pha is an extensive, underground unit dedicated to the defense of the lands of Pha.... Our military is equipped with the latest in technology. The uniform of a Pha soldier includes a black beret with our symbol on the front, and a black dress uniform. In battle the beret is kept, but we adopt camoflauge to blend in with our surroundings.[/font]
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5411/sammagnetwebqm3eo7.jpg)
Sam, the Pha Icon Dog! He saved Pha's prophet from a generic burning barn.
(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/810/exoticpetry2.jpg)
Cristobol. He's from the Isle of Man, but he's still better looking then their damned flag.
Hokay, so. The following people have been decided by the council of Manliness (Sovereign Dixie, Eluvatar, myself, TCM [manly in a feminine way], and meri [manly in a feminine way]) as the inductees to the Hall of Manliness. They are all people not here, so don't ask to be added. Under the Hall of Manliness, there will be the "Manly if they weren't so damned evil" people, and under that will be the "Never manly. Ever."
THE HALL OF MANLINESS(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Lewis_Hine_Power_house_mechanic_working_on_steam_pump.jpg/431px-Lewis_Hine_Power_house_mechanic_working_on_steam_pump.jpg)
- Chuck Norris (c'mon. Do I need to explain why?)
- Albert Einstein (He invented the A-bomb. What things are manlier than that?)
- Maddox (Just for being Maddox)
- Stephen Hawking (He's pretty smart.)
- Hunter Thompson
- John Wayne
- Ronald Reagan
- John Paul II
- George Patton
- Erwin Rommel
- Isoruku Yammamoto
- Yoda
- Hank Williams Jr.
- Aron Ralston
Would be Manly if They Weren't So Damned Evil(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Stalin-Lenin-Kalinin-1919.jpg/800px-Stalin-Lenin-Kalinin-1919.jpg)
(Don't they remind you of three people here? Oops...shouldn't have said that...)
- Stalin
- Saddam Hussein (maybe. I don't know too much about him.)
Never Manly. Ever.(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Goebbels_mit_Hitler.jpg)
(Think: Would you really want them running Germany? Germany's manly and all, but...oh. Hitler was Austrian. Germany can't be blamed for birthing that violator of the laws of God and man.)
- Adolf Hitler (He had one ball, was a vegetarian, and killed six million people for no reason at all. And to top it all off, he was part of the group he wanted to kill. Idiot.)
- PETA members.
- Vegetarians.
- People who send hatemail to Maddox.
- Clowns.
I loved the graphical info. ;D
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:clap: good job on bringing back our Iconostas and the rest of the holly stuff, Yangland pharling! Pha shall not forget your efforts!
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Nope, no pseudo homo eroticism here!
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:whip: Pha is open to all possibilities.
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All Yang did was copy the first post. I'm getting tired of that.
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Oooops! I've failed to notice that! Pha must have tomporarily blinded me!!! Well, none the less, most scriptures have been refined through repetition so, there ya have it... :shrug: :D
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The Master would like to join the Temple of Pha.
HAHAHA! The Master makes a joke. The Master will shortly bring illuminating fire to cleanse this unhallowed place.
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Master... Do not insult the Pha... and besides, such fire you bring will not even darken the Pha...
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The Master will bow before Pha and kiss his great relics, lest he meet a most horrible death.
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Bwahahaha! <- evil laughter in response to the master's illusions / delusions. We will grill heathen meat at the punny warmth of your fire under the swift but firm guidance of Pha. Having to wait half a day for a decent medium-rare shall not be held against you, master.
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i like fall asleep but that sh*t is cool
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which one of them are you talking about, o little one?
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I wish I could join the Temple of Phallic Innuendo, but alas, deityhood has its limits.
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Oh, but you can There's also a Sorority somewhere, lead by Sister TCM of the Pha, so you seem Pha is not just limitless, but also incommensurable! ;)
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So I can join regardless of the facts that I don't support your views and that you are not of true faith?
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:D Why would you want to join then? You have unlimited access to our 'views' without being a consecrated member, and the Way of the Pha does not challenge the religions known to man up to now, so there's no point to comparing it to a 'true faith'. Pha is just another way, so, if you decide to join you must do so with an unbiased heart.
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That's odd; I've never considered that being right is biased. ;D
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you even show bias by asserting you are right and we are wrong. have you experienced Pha? : no. have you allowed yourself to be penetrated by his ever-glowing light during the Pha ceremonials? : no. Do you even know how the Pha came into being? : no. That being said, the choice is entirely your's, whether it is curiosity, a wish for knowledge, the need to affiliate to a community or an urge to kick ass that drive you to the Pha.
Pha Blessings.
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Did I ever say you're wrong? No.
What I meant was that I'm right and I'm happy that I'm right and as a community Pha's is very much to my liking, except for the ass-kicking part. I'm just too tired to join cults right now.
And for future reference, I don't want Pha's light to penetrate me. Ew.
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I get it. One Pha with no penetrating and no ass-kicking coming up!
*Welcome in the Phaurch but not to the cult, Sister Solnath*
:D ;)
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Yay!
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Double-posting or not, I suggest Erwin Rommel is added to Hall of Manliness.
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Kickass. We need to discuss that since little Erwin was also kind of biased. *Rectifying title to Brothrin Solnath*
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Bumping this for the sake of new younglings. Please, enjoy yourself by looking around the temple... but don't touch! And, if you like, you can join our proud ranks.
Bow down to the Pha-lic goodness!
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I want to join the Temple of Pha.
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what exactly is this? could anyone shortly describe it?
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Please see page one of this thread.
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This, Acropolis, spread, now!
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Agreed, Bretherin.
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Already done, Brothers and Sisters. Please, direct yourself to the Beer Hall once it finishes construction.
Note: Putsches are strictly forbidden in the Beer Hall.
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*walks in sharing blessings*
Damn! No putsches, huh? Can we at least have Bavarian music?
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Yes.
/me throws an accordion in GMT's general direction
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/me picks up a fiddle
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*picks up the accordion and winks at SD, while releasing a very loud Yodel* Also, dear Phather, let uz warm-up thingz in ze Temple by ztarting with a few dirty lieds, einverstanden? He-he!
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Whatever happened to the Brotherhood of Pha room on Irc? I remember hanging out there before I was a member. Then one day I logged on and it wasn't there. I just thought abot it and was wondering what happened.
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*blessings* Pha works in mysterious ways. Let those who wonder give themselves the answer and those in need for guidance guide themselves...or was it vice-versa...ermm, irrelevant. You can have the channel. Anyways, bringing you evidence of Pha's majestic domination even in face of Feederite Unity. Praised be His Glory. *blessings*
* Moo-Cows hugs Dali
* Dalimbar snuggles teh mighty Bovine
<Moo-Cows> :D
<06GMT> praised be Pha!
<Korinna> amen
* Dalimbar debates smiting the heretic
<06GMT> eh
<Korinna> Pha will protect us
<Moo-Cows> Pha?
<Moo-Cows> heresy
<Moo-Cows> Praise be to ADMIN!
<06GMT> yah
* Dalimbar will be the evil despot and say "Hail Chodean Kal!"
<06GMT> well, not in our place
<06GMT> that's too long a name for a god
<06GMT> :P
<Dalimbar> Lazy.
* Pha has joined #tnp
* GMT pleeds guilty
<06GMT> wha???
* GMT bows
<Dalimbar> I, however, will be turning off early.
<Pha> Who dares speak against me!!!!
* Dalimbar grabs teh cow
<Dalimbar> Two feeder Delegates.
* Moo-Cows is grabbed
* Pha smite teh Bovine
<Moo-Cows> Feeder Unity!
<Moo-Cows> Bah
<Dalimbar> where is the 's'?
<Moo-Cows> ADMIN protects me
<06GMT> I doubt that
<Pha> ADMIN is my bitch!
<06GMT> Pha has Sam
<06GMT> oh yeah, that too
* Argyres has joined #tnp
* ChanServ sets mode: +v Pha
<06GMT> oh! a wonder!
<06GMT> Pha has put Himself on aop!
<Pha> Chanserv is now my Bitch too
* GMT puts Phather cloak on
* Dalimbar has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
<06GMT> wow
<06GMT> a 2nd wonder?
<Pha> Worship me fools or suffer a similar fate!!!
* GMT nodds
In the meantime, in the channel of His chosen region *that's us you infidels!*, His presence was cherished but at the same time feared...
* Dalimbar has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
*Pha has joined #taijitu
<Pha> It was I who sent him to Ping
* GMT slaps Pha around a bit with a large trout
<Pha> GRRRR
* Naivetry gasps and runs for cover
* Pha has left #taijitu
* Korinna has left #taijitu
<Khab> Good heavens. They're dropping like flies.
<Khab> Quick, everyone! Duct tape yourselves to your chairs!
* Korinna has joined #taijitu
* ChanServ sets mode: +o Korinna
<Korinna> BRB Making coffee
<06GMT> lol
* Naivetry comes out from under the coffee table
<Naivetry> Is he gone?
* Khab thinks so. Unless he's a ninja and is blending with the walls.
<06GMT> yes
<06GMT> Pha rarely visits
<Khab> yes he's gone, or yes he's a ninja?
<06GMT> lol
<06GMT> both
* Khab nod-nods.
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Pheel the Phury of Pha!!!
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The Brotherhood of Pha IRC room is back! It is on espernet at #Pha.
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Phabulous
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Phantastic, even.
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Okay, okay. So I'm applying. I want to be a sister-brother-thingy. And if there's any question of my merits, I'll be happy to bribe people with cookies.
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You've got my approval.
*nom nom nom*
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Woohoo! (http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/artists/just_cuz/JC_burp.gif)
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*bump* pha must be brought back
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Pha never left!
Also, I have discovered previously unknown writings of the Book of Pha. I will release those at some point :P
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Heretics. The lot of you. The only true path is that of the glorious L. Ron.
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i for one would like to see those unkown writings, maybe we can recruit new people into the religion O.o
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word. It's the Phanuscripts from the Dead Sea, Dix and I have been safe-keeping them from centuries since the Order of the Knight Temphlars got ass-raped after becoming aggressive drunks when there were no more Pharsades to fight in against the infidels.
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did we ever take the holy land?
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I would think a more important question would be if you held it.
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thats also a good question i guess we have to wait until the next exciting chapter of the history of pha
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we did take it but didn't quite hold on to it. :shrug:
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such a shame
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Also, wouldn't it be the Pholy Land?
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i was thinking that but decided against that for the moment
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Wouldn't that be pronounced wrong anyway?
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Phatience, oh children of Pha! The new chapters of His Holy Book will be out soon. Phather Dixie is busy shinning his sword and I'm under a contract with the Vatican, putting order back into their secret archives, but we'll do it soon. Phamen!
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Phamen sounds quite unusual
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Pha is anything but usual!
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Phamen sounds delicious about now.
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I wish to be initiated into the grandeur of the Church of Pha.
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Initiation! In the name of PHA!
very well...
Your first task in proving worthiness is to listen to the chants of Pha from our dear Pha Phather GMT in IRC for at least... ten minutes.
Report back when this is accomplished for the degrading bits.
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REVIVAL!!!
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:clap:
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* Wanders in to worship, drunk as a skunk *
Where's them virgins at?
I wuz told there'd be dancin' virgins... but not fer long!
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* Wanders in to worship, drunk as a skunk *
Where's them virgins at?
I wuz told there'd be dancin' virgins... but not fer long!
You fixed them all the last time you were here
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Oh yeah, so I did. Well, let's get some more!
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*Creates the interdimensional closet of never ending virgins*
There we go!
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How very convenient!
* Allama should get one of those *