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Title: Temple of Pha
Post by: Ryazania on January 07, 2007, 01:17:57 AM
This is the Taijitan chapter of the Pha Brotherhood.

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Possibly the first religion founded in The Lex, by the Fathers/Popes Myroria, SDixie, and GMT (Also known as Myroria, Sovereign Dixie, and PoD Gunner). The reason for the elipses after the Pha is because the true name is so secret, only the Popes and those in IRCistan can see it.

Quote from: The Flag of the Brotherhood of Pha...
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/theflagmaker/BrotherhoodofPha75.gif)

Quote from: Members of the Brotherhood of Pha...

Phather Myroria
Phather PoD Gunner
Phather Sovereign Dixie

Layman OT > Martyr OT  > Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT [following the promotion from 28.11.2006 Anno Phae]
Initiate TCM (?) > PhaNun Mother  TCM [following the 'Acceptance of Females' Decree of the Phatherhood]
Slightly Enlightened Brother Moxsen
Initiate EluvatarCardinal Eluvatar [promoted 2006 A.P.]
Cardinal Baltija [promoted 2006 A.P.]
Cardinal Towelie[promoted 2006 A.P.]
PUR, hander of Bad Drugs[gained entrance 2007 A.P.]
Enlightened One Xyrael[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Tallmann[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Korinna[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
Enlightened One Latia Nova[gained entrance 2007 A.P]

Quote from: The Pha..lic Triumverate

The Pha... (Our God)
Archangel Chuck Norris
Archangel PizzaDood
Archangel Steve Irwin

PING (Satan)

Quote from: The Ranks of the Church of Pha...

1. Initiate
2. Slightly Enlightened
3. Layman
4. Enlightened
5. Brother/Sister
6. Priest/PhaNun
7. Bishop/PhaNun Mother
8. Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet [unique title awarded to the prodigal son OT]
9. Cardinal
10. The Three Popes

Quote from: Holy Artifacts of Pha...
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7a/BudweiserLabel.JPG/800px-BudweiserLabel.JPG)
Budweiser, drink of the Archangels.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Tvdinner.jpg)
TV Dinner, food of PizzaDood.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Supreme_pizza.jpg/800px-Supreme_pizza.jpg)
Greater Pizza, Food of the Archangels.
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Pepperoni_pizza.jpg/800px-Pepperoni_pizza.jpg)
Lesser Pizza, Food of the Popes.

Quote from: The Members of the Brotherhood Pictures
(http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/redneck.JPG)
Phather Dixie.

(http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/2/25/Bail2.jpg/453px-Bail2.jpg)
Phather Myroria.

(http://www.photomills.co.uk/images/Romania%20copy/Romanian-Cow-man-90.jpg)
Phather GMT

(http://www.agderavisen.com/art_images/terrorist.jpg)
Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT

(http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6491/nunswithgunsck2.jpg)
PhaNun Mother TCM with her sorority (first one on the right)

(http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8074/hackerni5.jpg)
Cardinal Eluvatar

(http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6766/1036001og4.jpg)
Cardinal Baltija

(http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:GxbzG49kqRDNeM:http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g237/rae1er/Towelie.jpg)
Cardinal Towelie

Quote from: The Eight Commandments of Pha...
1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Pha...lic Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go Fuck Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bastard.

6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Pha...lic Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
1. Ending Poverty
2. Curing Diseases
3. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

Quote from: The Paramilitary of Pha
(http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/theflagmaker/soldflag75.gif)

The paramilitary of Pha is an extensive, underground unit dedicated to the defense of the lands of Pha.... Our military is equipped with the latest in technology. The uniform of a Pha soldier includes a black beret with our symbol on the front, and a black dress uniform. In battle the beret is kept, but we adopt camoflauge to blend in with our surroundings.[/font]

Quote from: Pha's Blessed Animals
(http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5411/sammagnetwebqm3eo7.jpg)

Sam, the Pha Icon Dog! He saved Pha's prophet from a generic burning barn.

(http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/810/exoticpetry2.jpg)

Cristobol. He's from the Isle of Man, but he's still better looking then their damned flag.

Quote from: The Hall of Manliness
Hokay, so. The following people have been decided by the council of Manliness (Sovereign Dixie, Eluvatar, myself, TCM [manly in a feminine way], and meri [manly in a feminine way]) as the inductees to the Hall of Manliness. They are all people not here, so don't ask to be added. Under the Hall of Manliness, there will be the "Manly if they weren't so damned evil" people, and under that will be the "Never manly. Ever."

THE HALL OF MANLINESS
    (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Lewis_Hine_Power_house_mechanic_working_on_steam_pump.jpg/431px-Lewis_Hine_Power_house_mechanic_working_on_steam_pump.jpg)
    • Chuck Norris (c'mon. Do I need to explain why?)
    • Albert Einstein (He invented the A-bomb. What things are manlier than that?)
    • Maddox (Just for being Maddox)
    • Stephen Hawking (He's pretty smart.)
    • Hunter Thompson
    • John Wayne
    • Ronald Reagan
    • John Paul II
    • George Patton
    • Erwin Rommel
    • Isoruku Yammamoto
    • Yoda
    • Hank Williams Jr.
    • Aron Ralston
    Would be Manly if They Weren't So Damned Evil
      (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Stalin-Lenin-Kalinin-1919.jpg/800px-Stalin-Lenin-Kalinin-1919.jpg)
      (Don't they remind you of three people here? Oops...shouldn't have said that...)
      • Stalin
      • Saddam Hussein (maybe. I don't know too much about him.)
      Never Manly. Ever.
        (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Goebbels_mit_Hitler.jpg)
        (Think: Would you really want them running Germany? Germany's manly and all, but...oh. Hitler was Austrian. Germany can't be blamed for birthing that violator of the laws of God and man.)
        • Adolf Hitler (He had one ball, was a vegetarian, and killed six million people for no reason at all. And to top it all off, he was part of the group he wanted to kill. Idiot.)
        • PETA members.
        • Vegetarians.
        • People who send hatemail to Maddox.
        • Clowns.
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Xyrael on January 07, 2007, 06:38:04 AM
        I wish to embrace and clutch the Pha dearly! Please, how may I convert to thy glorious religion?
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Of The US on January 07, 2007, 06:41:49 AM
        do i still keep my insanely long title here? :P
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: The G Rebellion on January 07, 2007, 01:01:09 PM
        So long as you don't make us type it! lol
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Of The US on January 08, 2007, 07:02:45 AM
        lol deal
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: PoD Gunner on January 08, 2007, 08:28:56 AM
        Pha be praised! I was afraid that we would be up against heathen temptations while colonizing these new lands! Now, has anyone seen Sam, I seem to have misplaced his golden cage while coming on shore...
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Baltija on January 08, 2007, 05:28:16 PM
        *Baltija draws his magic stick and casts Pha blessings on everyone*

        Pha blessings all over you!
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Khem on January 15, 2007, 01:47:24 AM
        bAD dRUGS feels blessded.
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Amy on January 15, 2007, 02:24:02 AM
        Pha followed us to Taijitu!
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Khem on January 15, 2007, 07:00:14 AM
        its because we brought pizza
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Khem on January 15, 2007, 09:24:58 AM
        i would like for Prince, David Bowie and Julie Andrews to be put in the order of sainthood.
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Ryazania on January 15, 2007, 07:31:33 PM
        Only Bowie.
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Myroria on January 15, 2007, 08:24:46 PM
        Do not fear, my brothers and sisters! For I, yes, I still have ACCESS to the HEATHEN'S forums! And I will GET Pha's holy thread BACK!
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Myroria on January 15, 2007, 08:34:43 PM
        I wish to embrace and clutch the Pha dearly! Please, how may I convert to thy glorious religion?

        You say? Tis simple! Just fill out these papers:

        (http://www.radicalcenter.net/images/pagemaster/regs6_1.jpg)

        And, if you don't want to do that, you're already in it anyway.
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Talmann on January 15, 2007, 11:17:25 PM
        Might I join the mighty manliness that is the Pha...? I would be willing to sign any forms (as long as they aren't rediculously long and/or y'all make 'em up to torture me).
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Daimiaen on January 15, 2007, 11:19:16 PM
        What....pray tell.....is this temple of PHA of whch you speak????
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Myroria on January 16, 2007, 12:26:56 AM
        Worshipping the ultimate symbol of manliness. And Brother Tallmann, you're in.
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Daimiaen on January 16, 2007, 01:45:11 AM
        Wanna be a bit more specific????
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: kor on January 16, 2007, 03:47:43 AM
        May I join and worship the greatness that is Pha?
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Khem on January 16, 2007, 08:57:31 AM
        hmmm i was thinking if Pha is the ultimate manliness...... who is the ultimate in femininity..... myself perhaps.... yea i think so.
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Ryazania on January 16, 2007, 08:48:20 PM
        Worship the Pha......lic goodness!
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: kor on January 17, 2007, 12:32:19 PM
        Sorry for my mistake. May I join and worship the Pha.....lic goodness!
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Myroria on January 17, 2007, 09:05:11 PM
        Sure!

        Daimaien, Pha is the essence of manliness! By clutching Pha, you ensure your place among the gods!
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Ryazania on January 17, 2007, 09:49:47 PM
        Yes, clutch the Pha.....lic goodness!
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Khem on January 30, 2007, 09:11:05 AM
        ewwwwww.
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Sovereign Dixie on January 30, 2007, 09:14:39 AM
        Pha phills the void within, pheel the pha!!
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Latia Nova on January 31, 2007, 04:15:12 AM
        I wish to pheel the Phal.....il goodness and I wish to grasp the phal....ic goodness! Please, allow into these hallowed halls, so I may be manly!
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Myroria on February 01, 2007, 01:30:33 AM
        Ok, brother Latia.
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: PoD Gunner on February 03, 2007, 07:24:43 AM
        Wow, true faith is spreading as I can see...good job Phather Myro. And do not forget to immortalize some Pha-clutching moments for the Pha Academy Year-book.  ;)
        Title: Re: Temple of Pha
        Post by: Yangland on February 03, 2007, 11:06:51 PM
        Quote from: Ryazania on January 07, 2007, 01:17:57 AM
        This is the Taijitan chapter of the Pha Brotherhood.

        Quote
        Possibly the first religion founded in The Lex, by the Fathers/Popes Myroria, SDixie, and GMT (Also known as Myroria, Sovereign Dixie, and PoD Gunner). The reason for the elipses after the Pha is because the true name is so secret, only the Popes and those in IRCistan can see it.

        Quote from: The Flag of the Brotherhood of Pha...
        (http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/theflagmaker/BrotherhoodofPha75.gif)

        Quote from: Members of the Brotherhood of Pha...

        Phather Myroria
        Phather PoD Gunner
        Phather Sovereign Dixie

        Layman OT > Martyr OT  > Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT [following the promotion from 28.11.2006 Anno Phae]
        Initiate TCM (?) > PhaNun Mother  TCM [following the 'Acceptance of Females' Decree of the Phatherhood]
        Slightly Enlightened Brother Moxsen
        Initiate EluvatarCardinal Eluvatar [promoted 2006 A.P.]
        Cardinal Baltija [promoted 2006 A.P.]
        Cardinal Towelie[promoted 2006 A.P.]
        PUR, hander of Bad Drugs[gained entrance 2007 A.P.]
        Enlightened One Xyrael[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
        Enlightened One Tallmann[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
        Enlightened One Korinna[gained entrance 2007 A.P]
        Enlightened One Latia Nova[gained entrance 2007 A.P]

        Quote from: The Pha..lic Triumverate

        The Pha... (Our God)
        Archangel Chuck Norris
        Archangel PizzaDood
        Archangel Steve Irwin

        PING (Satan)

        Quote from: The Ranks of the Church of Pha...

        1. Initiate
        2. Slightly Enlightened
        3. Layman
        4. Enlightened
        5. Brother/Sister
        6. Priest/PhaNun
        7. Bishop/PhaNun Mother
        8. Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet [unique title awarded to the prodigal son OT]
        9. Cardinal
        10. The Three Popes

        Quote from: Holy Artifacts of Pha...
        (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/7a/BudweiserLabel.JPG/800px-BudweiserLabel.JPG)
        Budweiser, drink of the Archangels.
        (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/31/Tvdinner.jpg)
        TV Dinner, food of PizzaDood.
        (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d3/Supreme_pizza.jpg/800px-Supreme_pizza.jpg)
        Greater Pizza, Food of the Archangels.
        (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d1/Pepperoni_pizza.jpg/800px-Pepperoni_pizza.jpg)
        Lesser Pizza, Food of the Popes.

        Quote from: The Members of the Brotherhood Pictures
        (http://outhouserag.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/redneck.JPG)
        Phather Dixie.

        (http://starwars.wikia.com/images/thumb/2/25/Bail2.jpg/453px-Bail2.jpg)
        Phather Myroria.

        (http://www.photomills.co.uk/images/Romania%20copy/Romanian-Cow-man-90.jpg)
        Phather GMT

        (http://www.agderavisen.com/art_images/terrorist.jpg)
        Martyrx3 Cardinal Prophet OT

        (http://img227.imageshack.us/img227/6491/nunswithgunsck2.jpg)
        PhaNun Mother TCM with her sorority (first one on the right)

        (http://img208.imageshack.us/img208/8074/hackerni5.jpg)
        Cardinal Eluvatar

        (http://img207.imageshack.us/img207/6766/1036001og4.jpg)
        Cardinal Baltija

        (http://images.google.com/images?q=tbn:GxbzG49kqRDNeM:http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g237/rae1er/Towelie.jpg)
        Cardinal Towelie

        Quote from: The Eight Commandments of Pha...
        1. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Act Like a Sanctimonious Holier-Than-Thou Ass When Describing My Pha...lic Goodness. If Some People Don't Believe In Me, That's Okay. Really, I'm Not That Vain. Besides, This Isn't About Them So Don't Change The Subject.

        2. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Use My Existence As A Means To Oppress, Subjugate, Punish, Eviscerate, And/Or, You Know, Be Mean To Others. I Don't Require Sacrifices, And Purity Is For Drinking Water, Not People.

        3. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Judge People For The Way They Look, Or How They Dress, Or The Way They Talk, Or, Well, Just Play Nice, Okay? Oh, And Get This In Your Thick Heads: Woman = Person. Man = Person. One Is Not Better Than The Other, Unless We're Talking About Fashion And I'm Sorry, But I Gave That To Women And Some Guys Who Know The Difference Between Teal and Fuchsia.

        4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go Fuck Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.

        5. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Challenge The Bigoted, Misogynist, Hateful Ideas Of Others On An Empty Stomach. Eat, Then Go After The Bastard.

        6. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Build Multimillion-Dollar Churches/Temples/Mosques/Shrines To My Pha...lic Goodness When The Money Could Be Better Spent (Take Your Pick):
        1. Ending Poverty
        2. Curing Diseases
        3. Living In Peace, Loving With Passion, And Lowering The Cost Of Cable
        I Might be a Complex-Carbohydrate Omniscient Being, But I Enjoy The Simple Things In Life. I Ought To Know. I AM the Creator.

        7. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Go Around Telling People I Talk To You. You're Not That Interesting. Get Over Yourself. And I Told You To Love Your Fellow Man, Can't You Take A Hint?

        8. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Do Unto Others As You Would Have Them Do Unto You If You Are Into, Um, Stuff That Uses A Lot of Leather/Lubricant/Las Vegas. If the Other Person Is Into It, However (Pursuant To #4), Then Have At It, Take Pictures, And For The Love Of Mike, Wear a CONDOM! Honestly, It's A Piece of Rubber. If I Didn't Want It To Feel Good When You Did It I Would Have Added Spikes, Or Something.

        Quote from: The Paramilitary of Pha
        (http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j113/theflagmaker/soldflag75.gif)

        The paramilitary of Pha is an extensive, underground unit dedicated to the defense of the lands of Pha.... Our military is equipped with the latest in technology. The uniform of a Pha soldier includes a black beret with our symbol on the front, and a black dress uniform. In battle the beret is kept, but we adopt camoflauge to blend in with our surroundings.[/font]

        Quote from: Pha's Blessed Animals
        (http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/5411/sammagnetwebqm3eo7.jpg)

        Sam, the Pha Icon Dog! He saved Pha's prophet from a generic burning barn.

        (http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/810/exoticpetry2.jpg)

        Cristobol. He's from the Isle of Man, but he's still better looking then their damned flag.

        Quote from: The Hall of Manliness
        Hokay, so. The following people have been decided by the council of Manliness (Sovereign Dixie, Eluvatar, myself, TCM [manly in a feminine way], and meri [manly in a feminine way]) as the inductees to the Hall of Manliness. They are all people not here, so don't ask to be added. Under the Hall of Manliness, there will be the "Manly if they weren't so damned evil" people, and under that will be the "Never manly. Ever."

        THE HALL OF MANLINESS
          (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/60/Lewis_Hine_Power_house_mechanic_working_on_steam_pump.jpg/431px-Lewis_Hine_Power_house_mechanic_working_on_steam_pump.jpg)
          • Chuck Norris (c'mon. Do I need to explain why?)
          • Albert Einstein (He invented the A-bomb. What things are manlier than that?)
          • Maddox (Just for being Maddox)
          • Stephen Hawking (He's pretty smart.)
          • Hunter Thompson
          • John Wayne
          • Ronald Reagan
          • John Paul II
          • George Patton
          • Erwin Rommel
          • Isoruku Yammamoto
          • Yoda
          • Hank Williams Jr.
          • Aron Ralston
          Would be Manly if They Weren't So Damned Evil
            (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/5/54/Stalin-Lenin-Kalinin-1919.jpg/800px-Stalin-Lenin-Kalinin-1919.jpg)
            (Don't they remind you of three people here? Oops...shouldn't have said that...)
            • Stalin
            • Saddam Hussein (maybe. I don't know too much about him.)
            Never Manly. Ever.
              (http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2c/Goebbels_mit_Hitler.jpg)
              (Think: Would you really want them running Germany? Germany's manly and all, but...oh. Hitler was Austrian. Germany can't be blamed for birthing that violator of the laws of God and man.)
              • Adolf Hitler (He had one ball, was a vegetarian, and killed six million people for no reason at all. And to top it all off, he was part of the group he wanted to kill. Idiot.)
              • PETA members.
              • Vegetarians.
              • People who send hatemail to Maddox.
              • Clowns.
              I loved the graphical info. ;D
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on February 21, 2007, 07:47:32 PM
               :clap: good job on bringing back our Iconostas and the rest of the holly stuff, Yangland pharling! Pha shall not forget your efforts!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Tarrotown on February 21, 2007, 07:57:02 PM
              Nope, no pseudo homo eroticism here!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on February 22, 2007, 03:37:07 PM
               :whip: Pha is open to all possibilities.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Ryazania on February 22, 2007, 08:49:16 PM
              All Yang did was copy the first post. I'm getting tired of that.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on February 23, 2007, 06:57:58 PM
               Oooops! I've failed to notice that! Pha must have tomporarily blinded me!!! Well, none the less, most scriptures have been refined through repetition so, there ya have it... :shrug: :D
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: The Master on March 09, 2007, 09:52:34 PM
              The Master would like to join the Temple of Pha.

              HAHAHA! The Master makes a joke. The Master will shortly bring illuminating fire to cleanse this unhallowed place.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Talmann on March 10, 2007, 12:08:02 AM
              Master... Do not insult the Pha... and besides, such fire you bring will not even darken the Pha...
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Myroria on March 10, 2007, 05:01:21 AM
              The Master will bow before Pha and kiss his great relics, lest he meet a most horrible death.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on March 14, 2007, 07:33:55 AM
              Bwahahaha! <- evil laughter in response to the master's illusions / delusions. We will grill heathen meat at the punny warmth of your fire under the swift but firm guidance of Pha. Having to wait half a day for a decent medium-rare shall not be held against you, master.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: OrientalFacists on March 29, 2007, 03:39:18 AM
              i like fall asleep but that sh*t is cool
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on March 31, 2007, 07:10:18 PM
              which one of them are you talking about, o little one?
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Solnath on April 03, 2007, 03:01:01 AM
              I wish I could join the Temple of Phallic Innuendo, but alas, deityhood has its limits.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on April 03, 2007, 07:21:14 AM
              Oh, but you can There's also a Sorority somewhere, lead by Sister TCM of the Pha, so you seem Pha is not just limitless, but also incommensurable! ;)
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Solnath on April 03, 2007, 07:31:58 AM
              So I can join regardless of the facts that I don't support your views and that you are not of true faith?
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on April 03, 2007, 07:53:25 AM
               :D Why would you want to join then? You have unlimited access to our 'views' without being a consecrated member, and the Way of the Pha does not challenge the religions known to man up to now, so there's no point to comparing it to a 'true faith'. Pha is just another way, so, if you decide to join you must do so with an unbiased heart.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Solnath on April 03, 2007, 08:14:04 AM
              That's odd; I've never considered that being right is biased. ;D
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on April 03, 2007, 08:28:15 AM
              you even show bias by asserting you are right and we are wrong. have you experienced Pha? : no. have you allowed yourself to be penetrated by his ever-glowing light during the Pha ceremonials? : no. Do you even know how the Pha came into being? : no. That being said, the choice is entirely your's, whether it is curiosity, a wish for knowledge, the need to affiliate to a community or an urge to kick ass that drive you to the Pha.
              Pha Blessings.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Solnath on April 03, 2007, 08:32:26 AM
              Did I ever say you're wrong? No.

              What I meant was that I'm right and I'm happy that I'm right and as a community Pha's is very much to my liking, except for the ass-kicking part. I'm just too tired to join cults right now.

              And for future reference, I don't want Pha's light to penetrate me. Ew.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on April 03, 2007, 08:44:17 AM
               I get it. One Pha with no penetrating and no ass-kicking coming up!
              *Welcome in the Phaurch but not to the cult, Sister Solnath*
              :D ;)
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Solnath on April 03, 2007, 08:47:50 AM
              Yay!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Solnath on April 11, 2007, 01:32:55 PM
              Double-posting or not, I suggest Erwin Rommel is added to Hall of Manliness.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on April 12, 2007, 12:13:31 AM
              Kickass. We need to discuss that since little Erwin was also kind of biased. *Rectifying title to Brothrin Solnath*
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Talmann on June 14, 2007, 02:48:33 PM
              Bumping this for the sake of new younglings. Please, enjoy yourself by looking around the temple... but don't touch! And, if you like, you can join our proud ranks.

              Bow down to the Pha-lic goodness!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Tatar on June 14, 2007, 05:09:12 PM
              I want to join the Temple of Pha.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Delfos on June 14, 2007, 05:22:24 PM
              what exactly is this? could anyone shortly describe it?
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Solnath on June 15, 2007, 10:04:08 PM
              Please see page one of this thread.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Solnath on June 30, 2007, 01:10:35 AM
              This, Acropolis, spread, now!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Talmann on June 30, 2007, 03:17:03 PM
              Agreed, Bretherin.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Myroria on July 01, 2007, 05:11:31 PM
              Already done, Brothers and Sisters. Please, direct yourself to the Beer Hall once it finishes construction.

              Note: Putsches are strictly forbidden in the Beer Hall.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on July 01, 2007, 08:54:09 PM
              *walks in sharing blessings*
              Damn! No putsches, huh? Can we at least have Bavarian music?
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Myroria on July 02, 2007, 06:54:44 PM
              Yes.

              /me throws an accordion in GMT's general direction
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Sovereign Dixie on July 02, 2007, 07:58:24 PM
              /me picks up a fiddle
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Phather GMT on July 03, 2007, 09:15:28 AM
              *picks up the accordion and winks at SD, while releasing a very loud Yodel* Also, dear Phather, let uz warm-up thingz in ze Temple by ztarting with a few dirty lieds, einverstanden? He-he!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: kor on July 07, 2007, 01:38:41 AM
              Whatever happened to the Brotherhood of Pha room on Irc? I remember hanging out there before I was a member. Then one day I logged on and it wasn't there. I just thought abot it and was wondering what happened.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Phather GMT on July 20, 2007, 06:35:51 AM
              *blessings* Pha works in mysterious ways. Let those who wonder give themselves the answer and those in need for guidance guide themselves...or was it vice-versa...ermm, irrelevant. You can have the channel. Anyways, bringing you evidence of Pha's majestic domination even in face of Feederite Unity. Praised be His Glory. *blessings*

              Quote
              * Moo-Cows hugs Dali
              * Dalimbar snuggles teh mighty Bovine
              <Moo-Cows> :D
              <06GMT> praised be Pha!
              <Korinna> amen
              * Dalimbar debates smiting the heretic
              <06GMT> eh
              <Korinna> Pha will protect us
              <Moo-Cows> Pha?
              <Moo-Cows> heresy
              <Moo-Cows> Praise be to ADMIN!
              <06GMT> yah
              * Dalimbar will be the evil despot and say "Hail Chodean Kal!"
              <06GMT> well, not in our place
              <06GMT> that's too long a name for a god
              <06GMT> :P
              <Dalimbar> Lazy.
              * Pha has joined #tnp
              * GMT pleeds guilty
              <06GMT> wha???
              * GMT bows
              <Dalimbar> I, however, will be turning off early.
              <Pha> Who dares speak against me!!!!
              * Dalimbar grabs teh cow
              <Dalimbar> Two feeder Delegates.
              * Moo-Cows is grabbed
              * Pha smite teh Bovine
              <Moo-Cows> Feeder Unity!
              <Moo-Cows> Bah
              <Dalimbar> where is the 's'?
              <Moo-Cows> ADMIN protects me
              <06GMT> I doubt that
              <Pha> ADMIN is my bitch!
              <06GMT> Pha has Sam
              <06GMT> oh yeah, that too
              * Argyres has joined #tnp
              * ChanServ sets mode: +v Pha
              <06GMT> oh! a wonder!
              <06GMT> Pha has put Himself on aop!
              <Pha> Chanserv is now my Bitch too
              * GMT puts Phather cloak on
              * Dalimbar has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
              <06GMT> wow
              <06GMT> a 2nd wonder?
              <Pha> Worship me fools or suffer a similar fate!!!
              * GMT nodds

              In the meantime, in the channel of His chosen region *that's us you infidels!*, His presence was cherished but at the same time feared...

              Quote
              * Dalimbar has quit IRC (Ping timeout)
              *Pha has joined #taijitu
              <Pha> It was I who sent him to Ping
              * GMT slaps Pha around a bit with a large trout
              <Pha> GRRRR
              * Naivetry gasps and runs for cover
              * Pha has left #taijitu
              * Korinna has left #taijitu
              <Khab> Good heavens.  They're dropping like flies.
              <Khab> Quick, everyone!  Duct tape yourselves to your chairs!
              * Korinna has joined #taijitu
              * ChanServ sets mode: +o Korinna
              <Korinna> BRB Making coffee
              <06GMT> lol
              * Naivetry comes out from under the coffee table
              <Naivetry> Is he gone?
              * Khab thinks so. Unless he's a ninja and is blending with the walls.
              <06GMT> yes
              <06GMT> Pha rarely visits
              <Khab> yes he's gone, or yes he's a ninja?
              <06GMT> lol
              <06GMT> both
              * Khab nod-nods.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Sovereign Dixie on July 20, 2007, 06:40:40 AM
              Pheel the Phury of Pha!!!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: kor on July 20, 2007, 07:33:17 PM
              The Brotherhood of Pha IRC room is back! It is on espernet at #Pha.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Meridianland on July 20, 2007, 09:35:03 PM
              Phabulous
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Khablan on July 21, 2007, 12:12:15 AM
              Phantastic, even.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Khablan on August 20, 2007, 07:45:36 PM
              Okay, okay.  So I'm applying.  I want to be a sister-brother-thingy.  And if there's any question of my merits, I'll be happy to bribe people with cookies.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Myroria on August 21, 2007, 12:47:34 AM
              You've got my approval.

              *nom nom nom*
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Khablan on August 21, 2007, 01:27:09 AM
              Woohoo!  (http://www.kolobok.us/smiles/artists/just_cuz/JC_burp.gif)
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Of The US on May 31, 2011, 01:42:48 AM
              *bump* pha must be brought back
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Sovereign Dixie on May 31, 2011, 03:17:31 AM
              Pha never left!

              Also, I have discovered previously unknown writings of the Book of Pha. I will release those at some point :P
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Prydania on May 31, 2011, 03:22:20 AM
              Heretics. The lot of you. The only true path is that of the glorious L. Ron.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Of The US on May 31, 2011, 04:25:04 AM
              i for one would like to see those unkown writings, maybe we can recruit new people into the religion O.o
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on May 31, 2011, 06:53:05 AM
              word. It's the Phanuscripts from the Dead Sea, Dix and I have been safe-keeping them from centuries since the Order of the Knight Temphlars got ass-raped after becoming aggressive drunks when there were no more Pharsades to fight in against the infidels.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Of The US on May 31, 2011, 07:37:36 AM
              did we ever take the holy land?
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Zimmerwald on May 31, 2011, 07:41:01 AM
              I would think a more important question would be if you held it.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Of The US on May 31, 2011, 07:46:04 AM
              thats also a good question i guess we have to wait until the next exciting chapter of the history of pha
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on May 31, 2011, 08:01:29 AM
              we did take it but didn't quite hold on to it.  :shrug:
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Of The US on May 31, 2011, 02:10:23 PM
              such a shame
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Zimmerwald on May 31, 2011, 08:01:48 PM
              Also, wouldn't it be the Pholy Land?
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Of The US on May 31, 2011, 10:13:00 PM
              i was thinking that but decided against that for the moment
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Gulliver on May 31, 2011, 10:45:08 PM
              Wouldn't that be pronounced wrong anyway?
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on June 01, 2011, 06:29:00 AM
              Phatience, oh children of Pha! The new chapters of His Holy Book will be out soon. Phather Dixie is busy shinning his sword and I'm under a contract with the Vatican, putting order back into their secret archives, but we'll do it soon. Phamen!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Of The US on June 02, 2011, 03:19:15 PM
              Phamen sounds quite unusual
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: PoD Gunner on June 03, 2011, 06:39:16 AM
              Pha is anything but usual!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Khem on June 19, 2011, 03:29:03 AM
              Phamen sounds delicious about now.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Juris on August 11, 2011, 01:41:33 PM
              I wish to be initiated into the grandeur of the Church of Pha.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Khem on August 21, 2011, 12:15:33 AM
              Initiation! In the name of PHA!


              very well...


              Your first task in proving worthiness is to listen to the chants of Pha from our dear Pha Phather GMT in IRC for at least... ten minutes.

              Report back when this is accomplished for the degrading bits.
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Of The US on December 02, 2013, 05:17:57 PM
              REVIVAL!!!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Funkadelia on December 02, 2013, 09:06:30 PM
               :clap:
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Allama on July 16, 2014, 09:29:50 PM
              * Wanders in to worship, drunk as a skunk *

              Where's them virgins at?

              I wuz told there'd be dancin' virgins... but not fer long!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Of The US on July 30, 2014, 03:42:12 AM
              Quote from: Allama on July 16, 2014, 09:29:50 PM
              * Wanders in to worship, drunk as a skunk *

              Where's them virgins at?

              I wuz told there'd be dancin' virgins... but not fer long!

              You fixed them all the last time you were here
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Allama on July 30, 2014, 02:50:08 PM
              Oh yeah, so I did. Well, let's get some more!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Khem on July 30, 2014, 05:01:56 PM
              *Creates the interdimensional closet of never ending virgins*
              There we go!
              Title: Re: Temple of Pha
              Post by: Allama on July 30, 2014, 05:17:01 PM
              How very convenient!

              * Allama should get one of those *