Canadian Regional Reports

[Blackshear]

Report from Canada   


April 9, 2007
Prepared by: Old Ogastein

Forum (278,178 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 277 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (100 endorsements)


UN Votes Cast Since Last Report
UN Bio Agent Convention – FOR
Sexual Freedom - PENDING

What’s New

Elections

The 16th Cabinet of Canada has been voted in. We expect, as always, an enjoyable and successful term in Canada. The Cabinet is as follows:

Carbanousa – Prime Minister
Almonaster – Minister of Regional Affairs
Redundancies – Minister of Justice
Parrrrtay – Minister of Defence
Diemetricus – Minister of Foreign Affairs
Ess – Minister of Doughnuts and Beer

Most of the Deputy Ministers have been chosen and have passed their respective votes of confidence. They include: 

Hamsters – Deputy Minister of Regional Affairs
Jack Tarr – Deputy Minister of Defence
Old Ogastein – Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
Blackshear – Deputy Minister of Doughnuts and Beer

Forum News

The Real Life Politics and Current Events thread is booming with excitement. Over 15 issues are currently being discussed. The topics range from Iraq, Iran and the massive pet food recall to the possibility  of  UFO’s.

Currently, a vote is being held in the House of Commons to determine  whether or not the nations of Canada wish to move to a new regional forum.

Baseball Pool Standings (Yahoo)

1.   The Almost Almighty        45   
2.   Red Riders                      44.5   
3.   Blackshear MudSnakes     41   
4.   Ess' Boys                        39.5   
5.   OO Red Wolves                32   
6.   Diemetricus Swingers       29     

Hockey Pool Standings (Yahoo)

1.  Diemetricus Demons  5799.30
2.  The Red Riders          5365.80 
3.  The 420 Tokers          4949.50
4.  Wolfsport Auroras      4535.10
5.  OO Attack                 4248.10
6.  Durass Dreadnaughts 4173.60
7.  Green-ville Lions        3959.90

Other

Canada welcomed several new members. Sublime Transcendence, Scandinavian Duchies, Crazy Democrazy, janedoe304, Cirrhosis, baby_ifritah, Norsican, and Higsantium all joined the insanity.

Farandol and Almonaster blew out the candles on their birthday cakes.

Only at the Water Cooler

By the way, I thought that the topic was called "John McCain Strolls through Netherlands" and I thought "good for him!".

Does anyone else think that if JD and Al ever meet up in person, it will be the end of the universe as we know it?

Do you know that when I first read that post, I thought it said 'When Al and JD meet up in prison?'

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Nice try.

I can make a megaphone by using only twine, a squirrel, and a megaphone. 

[The G Rebellion]

Lol, thank you for the report!

[Eluvatar]

Cool, thanks for the update

[Blackshear]

Report from Canada   


May 1, 2007
Prepared by: Old Ogastein

Forum (281,729 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 268 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (97 endorsements)


UN Votes Cast Since Last Report
Sexual Freedom – FOR
Mutual Recognition of Borders – ABSTAIN
Cultural Heritage at War - FOR

What’s New

Elections

It’s now official! Deputies for the current term include:

Hamsters – Deputy Minister of Regional Affairs
Jack Tarr – Deputy Minister of Defence
Old Ogastein – Deputy Minister of Foreign Affairs
Blackshear – Deputy Minister of Doughnuts and Beer

Forum News


The Map of Canada has been updated by our newly appointed cartographer Old Ogastein!

Baseball Pool Standings (Yahoo)

1.   The Almost Almighty        43   
2.   Ess' Boys                           42
3.   Diemetricus Swingers       42   
4.   Red Riders                        41
5.   Blackshear MudSnakes    33.5
6.   OO Red Wolves             29.5     

Diplomatic News

Regretfully, Canada closed it's embassies with the Proletariat Coalition, Europa and Nasicournia due to lack of activity. We are excited, however, with the opening of an embassy in Taijitu and the revitalization of the 10000 Islands embassy!

Other

Canada welcomed several new members Norsican, claushouse, New Klymaxia, Blood Hawk, KarateChop, PoD Gunner, Eridani, Ritzistan, Cheesyweesy, Belsca, The Aero, nordpicardly, Narconisis.  All recently joined the insanity.

Hamsters , Boreal Tundra, Beaver-Country-Canada  and Higsantium  blew out the candles on their birthday cakes.

Only at the Water Cooler

Fermented bean curd fried oysters - it's like snot dipped in mold and fried until rock hard

in I Want a Pic.

You're full of somethin' but it isn't "winningness"...

in Last One to Post Here Wins

[Eluvatar]

Yay! We made it to your report!

[PoD Gunner]

!!!

[Blackshear]

 

[PoD Gunner]

ty 

[Blackshear]

Report from Canada   


May 22, 2007
Prepared by: Old Ogastein

Forum (281,729 posts) - Wiki - Webpage

Population: 253 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (85 endorsements)


UN Votes Cast Since Last Report

Ban Whaling - AGAINST
Forest Management - FOR
Establishment of ICPIN - PENDING


What’s New


Elections
The New Deputy Minister of Justice is Omnivorous. Congratulations!

Baseball Pool Standings (Yahoo)

1. Diemetricus Swingers      48.5   
2. The Almost Almighty        47
3. Ess’ Boys                        42   
4. Red Riders                      39.5
5. Blackshear MudSnakes     32
6. OO Red Wolves                22.5     

Other

Canada's Cabinet voted to decline an embassy exchange request from  the United Kingdom at this time.

Canada welcomed several new members. Glerica, Gaius Maximus Caesar, Discordonia and Solnath all recently joined the insanity.

Rock-Onia blew out the candles on his birthday cake.

Only at the Water Cooler

What if my gonkulator done broke? *pouts vociferously*

And the reply:

Would you like me to service your gonkulator at no charge to you?

When you're trying to eat a baguette, but instead eat a mouthful of baguette and dandelion seed, think again

~ My mouth obviously isn't as big as yours.

~ I don't eat in dandelion seed areas.

~ Isn't it too early for dandelion seeds?

~ Aren't you just a sissy-boy, anyways?!

 :mellow:

Favourite Things: Opening a box of Kipling's, devouring the contents and then turning the box around in the cupboard so it looks like it's unopened

PP: Misleading topic titles. I mean, like - this thread is called "pet peeves", and nobody's even mentioned a pet yet.

[PoD Gunner]

Ty for the up-date, Blackshear. Nice to see you drop-in.
Ess' boys came in only third? Hmm....looks like she needs to change the practice-methods.

[Blackshear]

[SIZE=9]Special Update from Canada[/SIZE]   


May 30, 2007

Canada is pleased to announce that we have moved to a new forum. We would like to invite one and all to visit us here.

[PoD Gunner]

wohoo! Nice, congrats on that.

[Blackshear]

Feel free to visit your new embassy on the new forum. We'd be more than happy to bloat your food and drink budget at the gala opening. 

[Blackshear]

Report from Canada   


June 21, 2007
Prepared by: Old Ogastein

Forum (6,003 posts) - Wiki

Population: 237 nations
Delegate: Carbanousa (71 endorsements)

What’s New

The New Forum!

We have a new forum! (Link is at the top of the page.) The new forum has been moving along very quickly, already boasting 54 members and over 6,000 posts! Come register and join in the fun! The old forum will be kept as a read only record and can be found here.

Forum News

The Pubs of Parkplace is now open in The Village. Feel free to drop on by, order your favourite refreshment and join in the conversation!

Election time is nearing in Canada. This will be for the summer term. Polls are scheduled to open the last Thursday in June and will remain open until the following Sunday. Good luck to all those who decide to throw their hat in the ring! 

Birthdays were celebrated by Diemetricus and Manitoulin.

In Foreign Affairs news, Cabinet respectfully declined to exchange embassies with Hampshire, but were pleased to resume our diplomatic relations with The West Pacific. Canada is also currently in the process of requesting a formal reopening of our embassies with Australia.
 
Baseball Pool Standings (Yahoo)

1. Diemetricus Swingers    49
2. Ess' Boys                      46
3. The Almost Almighty      45
4. Blackshear MudSnakes   37.5
5. Red Riders                     36
6. OO Red Wolves              17.5



Only at the Water Cooler.

It started like many days... precisely midnight.

Know what?

Ended pretty much the same.

heir-headed

I'm thinking - laundry: how hard is that? You give the dirty clothes to the woman and they come back clean.

Hey, you should use this quote in the next report to England, I'd really like to see myself talking to myself.  Hi Youngtung!

*Walks in, takes a quick look around and goes up to the counter.*

So, tell me, do you have any Babe Magnets? Preferably one with a guarantee?  :yes:

[Old Ogastein]

Hi There!

You may be wondering who this is. Well I'm here to tell you! I'm Old Ogastein (OO) and I'm the new minister of foreign affairs in Canada! Hey there!