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Title: rub
Post by: Delfos on October 04, 2013, 12:20:27 AM

rub rub rub, that's what he likes, rub rub rub

RUB
RUB
RUB

he likes, rub rub rub
rub rub rub, he likes

they like that he likes
rub rub rub
he likes that they like
rub rub rub

RUB
RUB
RUB

a flipping tongue too
rub rub rub

so pornographic, he likes
rub rub rub

no character, he likes
rub rub rub

I do care, he likes
rub rub rub

Live long and prostate
rub rub rub

Sort of annoying sometimes
rub rub rub

Whatever makes you happy
just rub rub rub

RUB
RUB
RUB

You so great, now it's your chance to shine
rub rub rub

The internet is amazing, rub at will, who cares?
rub rub rub

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Post by: Letonna on October 04, 2013, 02:41:13 AM

ah, nothing like finishing off my day with something creepy

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Post by: McMasterdonia on October 04, 2013, 02:50:59 AM

Wtf is rub

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Post by: Delfos on October 04, 2013, 02:02:28 PM

(http://www.minniethewestie.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/belly-rub.jpg)

It's a poem I made

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Post by: McMasterdonia on October 04, 2013, 03:36:58 PM

Confused :p

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Post by: Letonna on October 04, 2013, 05:10:59 PM

I'm going to present a few quotes and after that I want you to still tell me this is about cats getting rubs.

1. "so pornographic, he likes
rub rub rub"

2. "Live long and prostate
rub rub rub"

3. "The internet is amazing, rub at will, who cares?
rub rub rub"

This poem makes me thing of other things, didn't mean to hurt your feelings Mr. Delfos

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Post by: Delfos on October 04, 2013, 07:55:23 PM

It's not figurative but it's resemblance to sexual activities has satiric purpose. It clearly has nothing to do with cats. I should say you should freely interpret it but it's about this forum and it's lack of function/purpose. Most posts are reincarnation of the worse of Bara, makes it hard to spend my free time with this forum. At least Bara was a kid that wanted to be funny.

Just like old french porn movies, horrible plot, too much acting, stupid sex.

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Post by: Letonna on October 05, 2013, 12:56:22 AM

oh ok, delfos you so silly

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Post by: Delfos on October 05, 2013, 01:52:26 AM

ok, it's about you Letonna.

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Post by: McMasterdonia on October 13, 2013, 06:30:12 AM

So confused?

How is rub related to sex?

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Post by: Delfos on October 13, 2013, 02:50:56 PM

you have to find that yourself.

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Post by: Letonna on October 14, 2013, 12:05:17 AM

Do you write a lot of poetry Delfos? If so start a Poetry threat, we can exchange poems we've written.

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Post by: Delfos on October 14, 2013, 05:07:25 AM

No I don't, but I can make crap like this lol. If you want to start a thread about poetry, we can even exchange some of it's knowledge, but unfortunately you wouldn't understand portuguese poetry.

But here's some english ones from Fernando Pessoa: http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poetrymagazine/poem/15987

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Post by: McMasterdonia on October 14, 2013, 10:31:45 AM

A poetry threat sounds like fun.