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Title: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: kor on July 08, 2007, 01:45:25 AM
This quiz was on the TWP and decided to it post here. Enjoy!

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You are the United States Marine Corps.  You are the bad-ass, locked, cocked, and ready to rock, high speed bullet stoppers. You get shot at much more often than is reasonable.  This doesn't really bother you.

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Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Delfos on July 08, 2007, 02:14:00 AM
got the same...

You are the United States Marine Corps. You are the bad-ass, locked, cocked, and ready to rock, high speed bullet stoppers. You get shot at much more often than is reasonable. This doesn't really bother you.

let me play again

wow, took different answers and got the same, this is fixed...USMC PROPAGANDA!
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Union on July 08, 2007, 02:49:39 AM
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You are the German Bundeswehr. You pioneered the concept of Blitzkrieg, have outstanding military equipment and generally very good commanders, but you are held back by a crazy dictator and a political propensity to be distracted by genocide.

What the hell is a Bundeswehr???http://www.swfup.com/uploads/swf-146111.swf
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: kor on July 08, 2007, 03:06:34 AM
Bundeswehr is the German Federal Defense Force. It's basically the Army(Heer), Navy(Marine), Air Force(Luftwaffe), Joint Service Support Command(Streitraftebasis), and Central Medical Services(Zentraler Sanitätsdienst) Branches all in one.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Zimmerwald on July 08, 2007, 03:08:54 AM
It's also the strongest military force in western Europe, and what I got.  Incidentally, I love how they call Angela Merkel a crazy dictator.  Because they're exactly right.

They'd better be prepared to change it when Lafontaine or Gysi gains the Chancellorship.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Myroria on July 08, 2007, 03:14:13 AM
You are the German Bundeswehr. You pioneered the concept of Blitzkrieg, have outstanding military equipment and generally very good commanders, but you are held back by a crazy dictator and a political propensity to be distracted by genocide.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Khablan on July 08, 2007, 03:33:41 AM
You are the British Special Air Service. You are the elite, secret, reclusive team that busts is silent until they erupt in gunfire and then are gone like magic. You are among the best of the best in training, equipment, and capability, but you spend entirely too much time fighting your Irish brethren.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Bara on July 08, 2007, 04:45:47 PM
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You are the United States Marine Corps. You are the bad-ass, locked, cocked, and ready to rock, high speed bullet stoppers. You get shot at much more often than is reasonable. This doesn't really bother you.

who would have ever knwon?
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Khablan on July 08, 2007, 07:34:27 PM
That suits you perfectly, Bara!!!
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Delfos on July 08, 2007, 08:10:25 PM
why merkel a dictator?
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Bara on July 08, 2007, 09:55:38 PM
Quote from: Khablan on July 08, 2007, 07:34:27 PM
That suits you perfectly, Bara!!!
oh yeah, im a bada*s!
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Trey on July 11, 2007, 06:43:54 PM
No Bara, you just get shot at a lot.

As for me...

You are the German Bundeswehr. You pioneered the concept of Blitzkrieg, have outstanding military equipment and generally very good commanders, but you are held back by a crazy dictator and a political propensity to be distracted by genocide.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Bara on July 11, 2007, 08:58:24 PM
that reminds me of my butt during paintball
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Trey on July 11, 2007, 11:21:29 PM
OKAAAAYYY...

*Trey takes a large step away from Bara.*
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Zimmerwald on July 11, 2007, 11:48:51 PM
Oh, no reason.  It's just that she's to the right of Adenaur.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Bara on July 11, 2007, 11:51:47 PM
Quote from: Trey on July 11, 2007, 11:21:29 PM
OKAAAAYYY...

*Trey takes a large step away from Bara.*

i meant that i got a lot of shots in the arse.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: New History lovers on July 12, 2007, 12:32:22 AM
Cool, I got the USAF.

Air Force pwnz j00!
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 08:06:19 PM
Quote from: Democratic Republic of Barakarin on July 11, 2007, 11:51:47 PM
Quote from: Trey on July 11, 2007, 11:21:29 PM
OKAAAAYYY...

*Trey takes a large step away from Bara.*

i meant that i got a lot of shots in the arse.

And that's better?
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Osamafune on July 12, 2007, 08:50:26 PM
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You are the British Special Air Service. You are the elite, secret, reclusive team that busts is silent until they erupt in gunfire and then are gone like magic. You are among the best of the best in training, equipment, and capability, but you spend entirely too much time fighting your Irish brethren.


I'm gonna go back and choose I surrender for everything and see what I get :P














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You are the French Army. You haven't done anything cool since Napoleon was in charge. You own many rifles that have been never fired, dropped once, for sale, cheap. Nobody likes you but everybody keeps you around for the brie.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!1!1!one
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 09:47:56 PM
Hey the French won a war before...the French Revolution.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Osamafune on July 13, 2007, 12:49:25 AM
Lol yeah, its pretty sad when the only war you can win is against yourself  :D
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Zimmerwald on July 13, 2007, 12:57:28 AM
The French reputation for surrender comes from one event, the Battle of France.  In that conflict their High Command was dominated by the defensive, timid, and kind of dumb Gamelin, and their armor, while the individual units were more powerful than the early Panzers, was dispersed in an infantry-support role.  If the French Army had been properly commanded, it would have been able to resist the Germans far longer than they did, and it held out longer than the Germans expected, and if it had been properly organized, it would probably have been able to end the war in 1941 or '42.  It was certainly powerful enough.

The defeats in Algeria and Dien Bien Phu were also results of failures of organization and command, rather than any deficiency in the French soldier or equipment, which in the latter case was superior than that of their opponents.  In the former case, all the fighting men/women were roughly equal in prowess.  French weapons, mainly the Exocet, helped the Argentines and the Iraqis resist the British and Americans in their wars for far longer than they would have ordinarily.

Beyond that, it says something about a country that does not need to use its military to solve its problems.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Delfos on July 13, 2007, 01:35:20 AM
Although they have a suitable exclusive role in Apocalypse Now  ::) *points at Vietnam*
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Bara on July 13, 2007, 06:14:31 PM
Yeah, the french got there arse kicked in the 1st Vietnam war.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Talmann on July 13, 2007, 06:25:28 PM
Awesome. I'm the German Bundeswehr. Ja, Blitzkrieg!!
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 09:25:01 PM
Quote from: Gallipoli-China on July 13, 2007, 12:57:28 AM
The French reputation for surrender comes from one event, the Battle of France.  In that conflict their High Command was dominated by the defensive, timid, and kind of dumb Gamelin, and their armor, while the individual units were more powerful than the early Panzers, was dispersed in an infantry-support role.  If the French Army had been properly commanded, it would have been able to resist the Germans far longer than they did, and it held out longer than the Germans expected, and if it had been properly organized, it would probably have been able to end the war in 1941 or '42.  It was certainly powerful enough.

The defeats in Algeria and Dien Bien Phu were also results of failures of organization and command, rather than any deficiency in the French soldier or equipment, which in the latter case was superior than that of their opponents.  In the former case, all the fighting men/women were roughly equal in prowess.  French weapons, mainly the Exocet, helped the Argentines and the Iraqis resist the British and Americans in their wars for far longer than they would have ordinarily.

Beyond that, it says something about a country that does not need to use its military to solve its problems.

Very true...by all means I wish the US wasn't so gun crazy and war happy.  But France has too many issues domestically to try and fight any useless wars a la the US.  But really, outside of Napoleon's exploits, when have the French won a war in history without large amounts of support from other countries?
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: New History lovers on July 13, 2007, 10:27:40 PM
The Wars of Louis XIV; the Franco-Dutch War, the War of the League of Augsburg, and the War of the Spanish Succession, they were the main combatant on one side and won.  Franco-Dutch War, England was on the French side but did not participate in the war very much.  The League of Augsburg, France was entirely alone, except for the Scottish and Irish Jacobites, who were next to worthless, and yet won.  In the Spanish Succession, a Frenchman succeeded to the Spanish throne, and got all of the Spanish Americas, so, yeah, victory.

They won the Thirty Years' War, under Cardinal Richelieu, before that time, as well, in which THEY were the help to the losing side.  They also won the War of American Independence.  This counts because, unlike commonly believed in the United States, the American Independence War was, to the French and British, only a continuation of the continued Franco-British Wars.

Napoleon did some @$$-kicking, but we already all know of him.  The French also held their own during World War I before the UK actually started getting to France, though did not win.  They did have several flops in the 19th century, such as the War of the French Intervention, in which the MEXICANS kicked them back to France (with some US help at the end, though it was embroiled in the US Civil War for most of the war).  Also, the Franco-Prussian War.

However, on the whole, France has proven a strong, powerful nation, which deserves respect for at least their historical power.  It was two wars, WW2 and Vietnam, that got them the reputation, mostly undeserved, that they have now.  And those were both, not because of their armies being inferior, surrendering easily, or other such stereotypes, but because of major strategic errors (um...why point the cannons in a direction the Germans didn't come the FIRST time!!!  They came through Belgium the first time, gorrammit!  Put cannon on the Belgian border.  DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)


Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: The Empire on July 18, 2007, 10:25:01 PM
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You are the Russian Army.  You used to be a badass, but over time you've run low on cash to keep running, and now you're totally broke.  You can still fight, but in order to stay combat ready, you have to sell yourself as cheap tricks to every podunk nation that wants to pick a fight with somebody.

LOL @ me :P
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 10:29:25 PM
ill loan you some cash emp if you need it  ;D
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 05:44:34 AM
Quote from: Osafune on July 13, 2007, 12:49:25 AM
Lol yeah, its pretty sad when the only war you can win is against yourself  :D

Technically they lost that war too, so it's a draw at best.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 07:08:39 PM
Very true.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Tacolicious on November 03, 2007, 06:54:19 AM
Very
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Bara on November 03, 2007, 04:45:57 PM
i can play this to!

Very

Eat that, suckers!
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Pachamama on November 07, 2007, 06:39:56 PM
Fuck. Why me of all people?

You are the German Bundeswehr. You pioneered the concept of Blitzkrieg, have outstanding military equipment and generally very good commanders, but you are held back by a crazy dictator and a political propensity to be distracted by genocide.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Nuekallaya on November 11, 2007, 02:27:43 AM
Hey, cool, Bundeswehr.
Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Bustos on February 14, 2008, 01:25:11 PM
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Title: Re: What Military Unit Are You?
Post by: Towlie on February 14, 2008, 02:11:10 PM
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You are the Russian Army.  You used to be a badass, but over time you've run low on cash to keep running, and now you're totally broke.  You can still fight, but in order to stay combat ready, you have to sell yourself as cheap tricks to every podunk nation that wants to pick a fight with somebody.