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Offline Bara

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #150 on: August 24, 2007, 10:15:04 PM »
Fire is needed to light firecrackers, and no firecrackers make me a sad man. and anrgy.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #151 on: August 25, 2007, 09:09:51 PM »
I'd fight communism.
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #152 on: August 26, 2007, 07:55:36 PM »
ok, if i were God, i'd relight all the fires i burned out so that Barakarin can play with firecrackers :)
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #153 on: August 26, 2007, 09:57:02 PM »
if i were God i would make extinguish every firecracker that Bara ever tried to light :-P
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #154 on: August 27, 2007, 06:48:45 PM »
It' s conspiration against Bara :))
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Offline Bara

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #155 on: August 27, 2007, 06:53:59 PM »
no...firecrackers....

*twitches*
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Offline Cyadkuso

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #156 on: August 28, 2007, 12:43:12 AM »
If I were God I would fix Bara's twitch.
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"Had I not seen the Sun, I could have borne the shade" ~Emily Dickinson

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“Eskimo: "If I did not know about God and sin, would I go to hell?" Priest: "No, not if you did not know." Eskimo: "Then why did you tell me?"”  ~Annie Dillard

Offline Bara

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #157 on: August 28, 2007, 12:47:48 AM »
i would give myself millions of firecrackers.
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Offline Khem

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #158 on: August 28, 2007, 05:03:51 AM »
if i were god well lets just say everyone would be very attractive and STDs would be no more.
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #159 on: August 28, 2007, 06:57:30 AM »
I'd would smite sinners (and Bara) with a Righteous Panda-Slap.
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Offline Akka-Wakka

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #160 on: August 28, 2007, 10:27:18 PM »
Make Waffles holy objects.
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Offline Amy

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #161 on: September 01, 2007, 07:34:48 PM »
I'd make my Mom's back better.
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #162 on: September 04, 2007, 01:03:28 PM »
Then i guess i'd turn back time to every mistake i made and make things right.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #163 on: September 05, 2007, 08:27:31 PM »
So Sam Becket was God then? (If you don't know what quantum leap is/was then look it up, twas a fine show)

If I were God, quantum leap would be required viewing
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Offline Nightloser

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Re: If I were God I'd...
« Reply #164 on: September 05, 2007, 10:43:43 PM »
Here's a question...classic that is : If you were God, could you make a boulder so heavy that you couldn't lift?
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