Two Options

[Larry]

I choose you, Pikachu!

[Kia Nation]

I don't.

[Larry]

Shame on you. Pikachu is awesome.

Dammit, RW, come and restart this thread!

[Bara]

fine....

You decied to join the Imperial Guard you...

- Joins RW's 1st Grivlar Raiders

- Joins Emp's Tank group.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better to get as far away from RW as possible, but if you decide to join the Grivlar(?) Raiders, you can

-forget all strategy and charge in wildly
-stop playing Warhammer and get a life

[Bara]

(What was i supposed to call it? Fluffy bunny land?)

Now, it would be funny to charge in wildling, but, if you really want a life..

- you get laid

- You try to get laid.

[Silanis]

Of course everyone tries to get laid, but its always better to actually get laid so you have two options:
1.) a woman
2.) a man

[Kia Nation]

Of course it's better with a woman, but if you want to get laid with a dude, he has to be
-George Bush
-Bill Clinton

[Larry]

Of course, these are both horrible choices, but if you go with George Bush, afterwards you can

- go to the media with your story and destroy what little reputation he has left
- keep it quiet, but use it to blackmail him

[I smell like Coconut!!]

while these are both deceitful and cruel if you go to the media and destroy his reputation you either become

- the new 15 min. celebrity

- the scapegoat to all of the world's problems

[Trey]

while these are both deceitful and cruel if you go to the media and destroy his reputation you either become

- the new 15 min. celebrity

- the scapegoat to all of the world's problems

While using your 15 minutes would be fun, if you become the world's newest scapegoat, you

-Ignore the rest of the world anyway (in other words, act no differently than the man you replaced).
or
-Start the long process of actually solving problems.

[Silanis]

while these are both deceitful and cruel if you go to the media and destroy his reputation you either become

- the new 15 min. celebrity

- the scapegoat to all of the world's problems

While using your 15 minutes would be fun, if you become the world's newest scapegoat, you

-Ignore the rest of the world anyway (in other words, act no differently than the man you replaced).
or
-Start the long process of actually solving problems.

While starting the long process of actually solving problems is probably the noble thing to do, You ignore the the rest of the worlds problems by:

-becoming a bigger scandal as an alcoholic and skirt chaser
or
- just go and get your hair cut.

[Miller18]

although becoming a bigger scandal as an alcoholic and skirt chaser would be more fun you get a haircut then you


-load the nuclear football
-go out for ice cream

[Bara]

playing with a nuclear football is always fun. You

Throw it to far

or

Throw it to short.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better if you could spell, but if you add another o and throw it too far

- it lands in a lake
- it blows up a church