Two Options

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to open the cell door to rescue whoever's screaming, but if you decide to go into the Dom's lounge you have two options:

You can either run straight in to grab the cupcakes or saunter in nonchalantly to assess the situation.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better to assess the situation but you run straight for the cupcakes and find they are poisoned. You're in the afterlife (again) you can either go to heaven or go to hell.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better to go to Heaven, but if you go to Hell you have two choices:

Live out the rest of eternity in misery or try to overthrow Satan.

[Tacolicious]

Of course it'd be better just to live in eternal agony, but you decide to take a chance and try to overthrow Satan. You have two options, Civil disobedience (A la Gandhi) or a military coup

[Allama]

Of course, civil disobedience would be better but if you decide to plot a military coup you have two options:

You can either recruit other damned souls or attempt to subvert some demons.

[Larry]

Of course, recruiting some damned souls would be easier, but if you decide to get some demons on your side you have two options:

Bribery or persuasion

[Allama]

Of course, persuasion would be better, but if you decide to bribe the demons you have two options:

You can either offer them food or money (maybe demons use bones as currency?).

[Larry]

Of course, money would be better (because demons don't eat) but if you decide to try food you have two options:

Fail or fail badly.

[Solnath]

Of course it'd be better if you failed normally as then your punishment would be less severe, but if you fail badly, you have two options:

Either Satan likes your attitude or He doesn't.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better if he liked your attitude, but if he doesn't, you have two options:

Get let off with a warning or taken down to sub-Hell.

[Solnath]

Of course, it'd be better to be taken down to sub-Hell, because that's where all the cool people hang out, but if you're just given a warning, you have two options:

Go for another revolt or settle down and relax.

[Allama]

Of course, it'd be better to start another revolt, but if you decide to settle down and relax you have two options:

You can either chill alone by the sulfur pits or hang out with the demons by the fiery inferno.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better to chill alone (demons are not very sociable) but if you decide to hang out with the demons you have two options:

The demons either tell you to get to work breaking rocks, or prod you with white-hot pokers for fun.

[Solnath]

Of course, breaking rocks sucks, so it'd be better if they prodded you with white-hot pokers for fun, but if they did tell you to get back to work you'd have two options:

Refuse proudly or submit and break rocks.

[Larry]

Of course, it would be better to refuse, but if you choose to submit you have two options:

You can break the rocks with a toothbrush or a paperclip.