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Offline Larry

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #300 on: August 05, 2007, 11:30:47 PM »
Of course, it would be better to play video games, but if you decide to get something to eat you can either:

Get a cookie; or
Get a nutritious cereal bar
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #301 on: August 06, 2007, 12:46:31 AM »
it would be much better to get a cookie, but if you get the ceral bar ,you can

1) Refuse to eat it

or

2) Eat it
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #302 on: August 06, 2007, 03:34:13 AM »
Of course it'd be better to eat the bar. But should you refuse you can:

1) Starve; or
2) Find something better to eat
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #303 on: August 06, 2007, 02:27:51 PM »
Of course it would better to find something better but if you starve, you can

A) Die and go to hell (agian)

or

b) Eat something
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #304 on: August 06, 2007, 04:14:06 PM »
Hmmm... another trip to hell would be good... it's become a home away from home by now. But you decide to find something to eat and you find:

A cookie; or
A racoon
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #305 on: August 06, 2007, 05:00:19 PM »
it would be much better to eat a cookie, but if you eat a raccon you can

a) find out you have rabies and go insane

or

b) find out that you have rabies and somehow you live.
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #306 on: August 06, 2007, 05:11:27 PM »
Well insanity is a lot of fun.... but if you somehow live you:

Become a medical oddity and are locked in a lab to be a guinea pig; or
You become a sort of rabies werewolf and go into fits of super human insanity when ever someone whistles the song "break thru" by Queen
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #307 on: August 06, 2007, 05:22:59 PM »
you know, both of those options suck....
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #308 on: August 07, 2007, 07:41:18 AM »
Then choose the greater of the two evils and roll with it.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #309 on: August 07, 2007, 01:40:10 PM »
it would be pretty cool to go insane when you hear somebody whistles the song "break thru" by Queen, but if you become a human Guinea pig you can

A) bust out

or

B) Die a slow, painful death and go to heaven.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #310 on: August 07, 2007, 02:48:34 PM »
Of course, it would be better to go to heaven and finally end all this, but if you decide to bust out, you can:

Slowly dig your way out with a spoon; or
Fake a seizure and then escape from the medical wing
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #311 on: August 07, 2007, 03:13:07 PM »
it would make for a great movie to dig your way out with a spoon, but if you decide to fake a seizure and escape through a medical wing, you can

A)Run down the hall to the door to freedom, without stopping

or

B) Take sometime for a nurse to...*ahem* make herself more comfy....
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #312 on: August 07, 2007, 03:57:12 PM »
Nurses are always fun... well... not always... but any who... if you boot it down the hall you discover that:

The exit is just painted on; or
This really is a the medical wing.... of a giant human eating bird.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #313 on: August 07, 2007, 04:37:34 PM »
it would be cool to see a giant human eating bird, but if the door is painted on, you can

1) Run back to the nurse

or

2) kick down a wall
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #314 on: August 07, 2007, 04:59:41 PM »
Running to the nurse would be fun, but if you kick don the wall:

You find a skeleton hiding in the wall; or
You kick your way to freedom
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