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Offline Larry

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #120 on: April 23, 2007, 05:28:23 PM »
Of course, the squishy one seems more promising, but if you pull the slimy one you have two (very vague) options:

It works; or
It doesn't
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #121 on: April 23, 2007, 05:30:07 PM »
Of course it'd be better if it worked, but if it doesn't you have two options.

Try to steer the T-Rex to an orphanage; or
Let nature run it's course and take the back door to freedom
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Offline Larry

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #122 on: April 23, 2007, 06:37:21 PM »
Of course, it would be arguably better to wait for freedom, but if you steer it into an orphanage you have two options:

Either you gain some company inside the T-Rex; or
The children kill it with their hidden machine guns
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Offline New History lovers

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #123 on: April 23, 2007, 08:59:43 PM »
Of course, it would be better if you got company inside the T-Rex, if the children kill it with their machine guns, you have two options:

Either the children love you and swear to follow your every order until death; or
The children think you're evil and shoot you, sending you, yet again, to Hell.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #124 on: April 23, 2007, 11:25:21 PM »
Sure, love is fun and all, but Hell seems more interesting; therefore, while in Hell you

1) Try to escape as soon as possible
2) Make an alliance with Mortal Kombat's Scorpion and make war with Satan for dominion over Hell.
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #125 on: April 24, 2007, 12:37:33 AM »
Of course, dominating Hell would be better, but if you try to escape, you have two options:

You succeed and escape to an alternate history where unicorns and ponies rule the world with little girls in pretty pink colors, and everyone else must cater to their every whim, including you; or
You end up in an alternate history where the Axis won World War II.
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Offline Phelimar

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #126 on: April 24, 2007, 12:48:44 AM »
an alternate history where the Axis won World War II is better ,but You succeed and escape to an alternate history where unicorns and ponies rule the world with little girls in pretty pink colors, and everyone else must cater to their every whim you have two options:

1(cater to their every whim
2(try to get back to hell
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #127 on: April 24, 2007, 12:56:20 AM »
Of course, going back to Hell would be much worse than this, but if you chose to cater to their every whim, you have two options:

You wake up in an apartment in New York, finding it was all a dream; or
You see a flaw in the images, and realize this is just a cruel torture method of the Devil for trying to overthrow him all that time ago.
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Offline Phelimar

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #128 on: April 24, 2007, 01:01:49 AM »
sadly it is not a cruel torture method of the Devil its a apartment in New York(New York stinks) and it was all a dream you have two options:

1(go back to sleep
2(live in New York
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #129 on: April 24, 2007, 01:03:35 AM »
Of course, going back to sleep would be better, but if you decide to live in New York, you have two options:

Get mugged while looking both ways before crossing the street; or
Get hit by a taxi when not looking both ways before crossing the street.
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Offline Phelimar

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #130 on: April 24, 2007, 01:10:55 AM »
Of course getting mugged while looking both ways before crossing the street is better but Get hit by a taxi and get sent back to hell ,in hell you have two options:

1(try to escape again
2(try and live in hell
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #131 on: April 24, 2007, 01:50:34 AM »
Of course it'd be better to try and escape again, (5th times the charm) but if you choose to live in hell you have two options

Try to sit with the cool damned people; or
Take the only open seat with the dweebs
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Offline Larry

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #132 on: April 24, 2007, 06:54:21 AM »
Of course, it would be better to sit with the cool guys, but if you end up with the dweebs you have two options:

Make polite conversation; or
Sit in silence and glare at them
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Two Options
« Reply #133 on: April 24, 2007, 03:51:42 PM »
Of course it'd be better to glare at them, but if you make polite conversation you have two options.

Talk about the weather; or
Talk about why everyone here ended up in hell
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Re: Two Options
« Reply #134 on: April 24, 2007, 05:17:28 PM »
Of course, it'd be better to talk about the weather, but if you discuss everybody's sins you have two options:

Tell them that you keep ending up in Hell because Satan appears to have some kind of personal vendetta against you; or
Make up a really cool reason for being there
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