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Title: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 08:19:31 PM
Seeing as Acle rejected my previous idea regarding "Last to post wins", I have used my idea for my own means.  In this game, I will set a designated time, and the last person to post before (or directly at) that time will win a No-Prize.  In the meanwhile, you will propose either a Best or Worst (generally, the ___est thing, so funniest/hardest would work too), and the next person will have to say what their answer is and propose another.
Be as specific/vague as you want.

Example: ^ proposes Funniest Film

I say Little Miss Sunshine...

And propose for the next person...

Stupidest Television Series from 2006-2007 Season.

Oh, BTW...the time (which will vary in length) is 2:40 PM on Friday, July 13th, 2007.

Go.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 12, 2007, 08:45:03 PM
i say Big Brother.

worst book ever written.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Larry on July 12, 2007, 08:47:24 PM
The Picture of Dorian Grey. It is unbelievably boring. Reading it made me physically sick. Then again, that could have been the fish I'd just eaten.

Next up: Fastest Superhero.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 08:54:04 PM
The Flash

Best quick snack.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Eientei on July 12, 2007, 08:55:39 PM
The Flash

Best quick snack.

Soda crackers.

Most unexpectedly good movie?
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 08:56:27 PM
The Departed

Most unexpectedly good movie?
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 12, 2007, 08:57:12 PM
mean girls.

worst stereotype about:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 09:01:52 PM
The sheer existence of stereotypes is the bad thing.

Best Smiley
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 12, 2007, 09:02:50 PM
 :trout:

worst RolePlayer in Taijitu:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Larry on July 12, 2007, 09:07:08 PM
Me, probably. Never done it, never will.

Strangest thread in the Games section.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 12, 2007, 09:40:47 PM
Probably my "I pwned the games subforum" celebratory thread...still the only one to my knowledge without a single reply.

Most overrated sports star
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Larry on July 13, 2007, 06:59:36 AM
Lance Armstrong.

By the way, what time zone are you in? Because I have no idea when this game ends in GMT time.

Best number.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 13, 2007, 11:44:53 AM
Pi

Worst crime ever committed:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Osamafune on July 13, 2007, 02:11:12 PM
Electing George W. into office... TWICE.

Funniest cartoon.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Allama on July 13, 2007, 05:01:59 PM
(click to show/hide)

Azumanga Daioh  (shut up, I like it)

Best cracker topping
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 13, 2007, 05:07:48 PM
Peanut Butter

Most neutral thing:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 10:42:14 PM
Congratulations, Taco won this (largely a failure) game.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 13, 2007, 10:55:08 PM
Even with out the time limit dealy it's still a fun game =]

Bara's worst typo:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Larry on July 13, 2007, 10:57:31 PM
Probably instert. Or unartal. Hell, they're all good.

Most annoying sound:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 13, 2007, 10:58:34 PM
Even with out the time limit dealy it's still a fun game =]

Bara's worst typo:

OK, screw the time limit, this is best or worst now.

^^ There are too many...I can't pick just six.

^www.slusho.jp (http://www.slusho.jp)-Cloverfield viral site that makes you want to kill something in about 6 seconds

Superior Guide to writing legible sentences
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: TheDesertKing on July 13, 2007, 11:39:54 PM
'The Idiot's Guide to Communication'?

Best use for the internet:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 14, 2007, 12:48:42 AM
Instant messages, an open forum of public debate, self education

Worst use of the internet:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 14, 2007, 11:07:30 AM
Pedophilia.

Best Recreational Drug?
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: TheDesertKing on July 14, 2007, 11:27:08 AM
Weed!

Strangest thing to put in your pocket:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 14, 2007, 11:30:35 AM
a seatbelt buckle.

best person on IRC:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 14, 2007, 08:16:58 PM
PUR or Allama...  can't decide which though..

Best episode of the simpsons:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Allama on July 16, 2007, 06:00:55 PM
Yay, flattery!  ::)  Definitely the best episode is the one where Bart tries to skateboard over the gorge - "old school" goodness.

Worst attempt to break a world record.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 16, 2007, 08:33:49 PM
My hot dog eating attempt.  I fooled myself (for about 5 minutes) into trying to see how many I could eat.  I wanted to challenge fellow San Josean Joey Chestnut (World's Fastest Eater); I stopped at my usual amount of two, however, as I got lazy and realized I had no shot.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 16, 2007, 11:11:42 PM
Quote
Worst attempt to break a world record.

My ill fated attempt for "most flammable" I got the record and all... but still...
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 16, 2007, 11:26:23 PM
Idiot.  I forgot the rules of my own game.

Most talented (vocally) musician:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Allama on July 18, 2007, 02:24:22 PM
Johnny Hartman (especially when he worked with John Coltrane!  :wb:)

Best hat - picture required
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 18, 2007, 03:07:11 PM
(http://newton-i.usefilm.com/images/2/3/4/8/2348/601304-tn.jpg)
warm and cute, how amazing!

most annoying creature (picture requireed yet again):
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Allama on July 18, 2007, 03:43:12 PM
(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:jMy3lteuVOq7HM:http://www.cybertronical.com/allsites/starwars/main/characters/jar_jar_binks/jar5.jpg)
'Nuff said.

Worst pick-up line
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 18, 2007, 03:47:05 PM
did it hurt?

did what hurt?

when you fell from heaven!

best use of peanut butter?
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Allama on July 18, 2007, 03:54:04 PM
Any peanut-butter/chocolate combination

Best holiday
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 18, 2007, 04:08:39 PM
Hlloween! amazing outfits and wonderful decorations! everyday should be Halloween!

best weather:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 04:39:13 PM
warm and sunny (what, im a summer guy!)

Best Video Game:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 18, 2007, 04:40:15 PM
final fantasy 7.

best riddle:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 06:33:02 PM
you are a prisoner in a foreign land. your fate will be determined by a little game. there are two jars, one with 50 white marbles, and one with 50 black marbles. at this point, you are allowed to redistribute the marbles however you wish (e.g. swap a black marble with a white marble, etc.): the only requirement is that after you are done with the redistribution, every marble must be in one of the two jars. afterwards, both jars will be shaken up, and you will be blindfolded and presented with one of the jars at random. then you pick one marble out of the jar given to you. if the marble you pull out is white, you live; if black, you die. how should you redistribute the marbles to maximize the probability that you live; what is this maximum probability (roughly)?

Sexist person in Taji:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 06:41:04 PM
final fantasy 7.

best riddle:


The only way I could love you more right now would be if you had said FF3  :wb:

Bara, that question is so obvious it need not even be asked. Who's the sexy Comrade? Who here is pure sexy made human? *sigh* Bara, *sigh*

So I'm just going to answer above the obvious with the riddle I like most. Cookies to anyone who gets it right AND can tell me what video game it's from

"I have cities without people, rivers without fish. I have forests without trees, mountains without height. What am I?"

Best random google search:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 06:47:09 PM
wheres bozo?

best image on the web(yes, photo is needed):
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 07:01:07 PM
(http://www.entertainmentearth.com/images/%5CAUTOIMAGES%5CRC452lg.jpg)

Best thing about Taco:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Larry on July 18, 2007, 07:10:32 PM
His great hair.

Worst ice-cream flavour:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 18, 2007, 07:12:09 PM
vinegar. ewwwwwwwww.

best topic i have started:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 07:14:13 PM
uhhh.... whatever you want it to be!

best thing about Bara:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 07:32:24 PM
The ability to love a game he never played and probably will never see released.

Best smell:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 18, 2007, 07:45:46 PM
uhhh.... whatever you want it to be!

best thing about Bara:
that was a terrible answer.....


@^leather....

yet again, Best Topic i have started:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 07:47:24 PM
I really like the Idea of a Taijitu gathering. So my vote goes for that topic :D

Now then, Best Smell (unanswered):
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 18, 2007, 07:49:58 PM
i said LEATHER DAMN IT!!!!

best fruit:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 07:51:45 PM
Sorry, didn't see that  :-\

The all mighty peach!

Best movie:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 18, 2007, 08:41:56 PM
The Usual Suspects

Worst cake flavor
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 08:46:03 PM
Poison

Best board game:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Larry on July 18, 2007, 09:06:01 PM
Monopoly.

Most boring game:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Khem on July 18, 2007, 09:10:51 PM
a drinking game for how many times the guy from Inside The Actors Studio blinks.

tastiest tabacco flavor:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 10:16:26 PM
anything that doesn't kill you. (sorry, really against smoking..long family story)

Best Rifle:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 10:37:17 PM
BFG 10k from Quake II

Seriously though Bara, everything kills you. You'll wind up just as dead from hiding in your house eating junk food and mindlessly watching TV as you would from a life of adventure, fun, smoking, booze, drugs and all the rest. But who's going to have better stories to tell in the afterlife?

Best Star Trek race:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 10:39:50 PM
human

dude, im going to join the marine corps or be a door gunner when i get older if thats what you were asking....

Best Food:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 10:41:52 PM
Well this is personal politics... but a life of either shooting doors or arresting people on the whims of the government... hmm... I'll keep my hippie travel and adventure thank you kindly  :D
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 10:44:21 PM
but really, i have a have respect for the miltary.... my friends brothers a gunner, most of my ansetors were in the Marine Corps... my dad has officer training, but hes not in the military.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 10:59:11 PM
Armies should be for defense and peacekeeping in my view, and the American military is more about economic expansion and repression of freedom. If the s**t ever hits the fan in North America you'll find me living in the woods for a few years until things calm down.

I'm not saying the military can't have honour, just that it currently isn't honourable. Anywho, enough spamming.

Most honourable military:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 11:12:39 PM
From Taco's view, none.


Best Junk Food:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 11:16:53 PM
From Taco's point of view.. none (and chocolate IS NOT junk food)

Best Taijitu forums quote:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 18, 2007, 11:20:45 PM
Look at a Day in the Life of Khab.

Best Cookie:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 18, 2007, 11:34:23 PM
See the ultimate cookie thread

Best picture (picture required):
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Eientei on July 19, 2007, 12:15:00 AM
(http://img473.imageshack.us/img473/8774/bonklersot5.th.gif) (http://img473.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bonklersot5.gif)

Animated!

Best film so far this year.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 12:15:51 AM
300

Worst film of all time:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 19, 2007, 02:47:34 AM
Speed Demon

Greatest Song:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 19, 2007, 01:02:54 PM
Breaking Benjamin - "The Diary of Jane"

Worst Song:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 19, 2007, 05:13:38 PM
"Don't Worry, Be Happy"

That song is SO F*****G ANNOYING!

PUR...Inside the Actor Studio...HA!

Oh yeah, Bara, everything is bad for you...http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_Bad_Is_Good_For_You (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_Bad_Is_Good_For_You)

http://www.amazon.com/Everything-Bad-You-Z-Guide/dp/1887166823 (http://www.amazon.com/Everything-Bad-You-Z-Guide/dp/1887166823)
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Larry on July 24, 2007, 08:54:17 PM
Most interesting animal:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 24, 2007, 08:57:06 PM
The extremely rare waliphygerus.

Worst use of a good song in film or television:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 09:00:14 PM
Avril Lavigne's Girlfriend on a telephone operator's commercial.

Best Freudian slip ever:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 24, 2007, 09:02:30 PM
You mean a tlip of the slongue?

Best James Bond film:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Larry on July 24, 2007, 09:10:54 PM
Casino Royale? Only one I've seen.

You mean a tlip of the slongue?

That's a spoonerism. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. I mean, another.

Damn.

Wackiest commercial:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 09:16:14 PM
No, I mean "I slept without your mom last night" instead of "I slept without a blanket last night." A far-fetched example, but it delivers the point, I suppose.

Casino Royale, though Connery is the best Bond.

Best smilie in Taijitu:


The one with the Finnish and Russian border guards insulting each other in mid-winter after talking about Bond.

Best smilie in Taijitu:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 24, 2007, 09:18:08 PM
Well fine, Solnath, respond while I was typing.

Larry:
You mean a tlip of the slongue?

That's a spoonerism. A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. I mean, another.

Damn.

I've actually said tip of the slongue and meant...dammit (I almost typed it again) slip of the tongue.


Pick ANY Comcast commercial.

Solnath: Allama, easily.

Most annoying TV host:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 09:20:36 PM
Regis.

Best Rapper:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Larry on July 24, 2007, 09:24:09 PM
PaRappa.

Best trilogy:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Solnath on July 24, 2007, 09:27:18 PM
Star Wars IV-VI

Best black-and-white film actor/actress?
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 24, 2007, 09:45:46 PM
Regis.


Hey!  I like Regis...at least I did when he hosted Who Wants to be a Millionaire.

Gregory Peck/Katharine Hepburn

Best work of art:

Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 25, 2007, 10:45:29 PM
ummm...the david?

Best Video Games console:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 10:46:40 PM
Sony PlayStation 3

Stupidest waste of an Enzo Ferarri:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 25, 2007, 10:48:10 PM
driving it into a pole.


best use of a Camarro SS:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 10:53:44 PM
Driving it into a pole (just kidding)

Sexiest Woman Alive:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 25, 2007, 10:59:52 PM
PUR and Al' (sorry, cant choose)

Worst Video Game Consle:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 11:03:20 PM
PUR and Al' (sorry, cant choose)

You're smarter than I thought, Bara.

Nokia NGage
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 25, 2007, 11:46:03 PM
PUR and Al' (sorry, cant choose)

You're smarter than I thought, Bara.

Nokia NGage


i get that a lot, and you forgot to do the second part, smart one.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 25, 2007, 11:56:01 PM
PUR and Al' (sorry, cant choose)

You're smarter than I thought, Bara.

Nokia NGage


i get that a lot, and you forgot to do the second part, smart one.

Is that a good thing, or not?  On one hand, people realize that you can be pretty smart.  On the other, they think you're dumb to begin with.  Hmm...

Best Film Series:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 25, 2007, 11:59:58 PM
Mad Max

Best Car ever:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 26, 2007, 06:19:35 PM
Mad Max
You're smarter than I thought, Bara.

I take that back.

Aston Martin DB5

Most unintentionally funny movie:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 26, 2007, 08:55:41 PM
Mad Max
You're smarter than I thought, Bara.

I take that back.

Screw you.

Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 26, 2007, 09:35:14 PM
Sowwy...not really
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 26, 2007, 10:11:55 PM
not really

screw you agian.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 26, 2007, 11:00:50 PM
Sorry...I don't swing that way.
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on July 28, 2007, 12:47:41 PM
LIAR!
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 30, 2007, 08:00:49 PM
Look here (http://forum.taijitu.org/blogs/the-necessity-of-choice-trey's-blog/0/)...

I'll post it again...

Most unintentionally funny film:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on July 31, 2007, 09:51:44 PM
Didn't this game used to have a purpose?
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on July 31, 2007, 09:53:26 PM
Yes, and, for the THIRD time, I'll post my question:

Most unintentionally funny film:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on August 01, 2007, 01:33:07 AM
Duck and Cover

Best sci-fi series that does not use the word 'star' in it's title:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on August 01, 2007, 09:59:11 PM
Firefly.

TV show you'd most like to see canceled:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Bara on August 01, 2007, 11:46:24 PM
Murder

Best Tv series:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on August 02, 2007, 02:30:10 AM
I'd say the simpsons but the later seasons have gotten weak.. so I'll say Heroes

Best dance style:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Larry on August 02, 2007, 04:16:59 PM
The Funky Chicken.

Strangest sea creature:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Tacolicious on August 02, 2007, 08:45:55 PM
Deep sea divers

Most fun:
Title: Re: Time Bomb
Post by: Trey on August 06, 2007, 11:23:07 PM
This. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftmZmapsEng)

Best superpower: