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Offline MythicalPuma

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the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« on: May 09, 2007, 03:34:00 PM »
It's simple. I will post a one sentence statement, then the next person will post a long rant about how wrong I am, then end the rant with a second one sentence statement so the next person can rant. Ready? GO!

Swiss cheese is better then David Hasselhoff!
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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2007, 12:56:41 AM »
No... You're wrong.

Both Swiss Cheese and David Hasselhoff are horrible mistakes that prove one thing and only one thing. That god hates this planet. Think about it, Cheese withholes in it that traditionally works best with mushrooms and a horrible actor and his talking car. Baywatch proves to be as full of plot holes as David's Cheesey partner is of actual holes - a disturbing link between the two - and if he was concern about guarding the quality of life instead of just keeping people alive he would have long ago sealed himself away from the outside world so that none would have to  witness his horrid acting ever again!

George W Bush is an alright kinda guy.
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Offline Gulliver

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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2007, 01:02:30 AM »
*Ahem*

Speaking of people and things being wrong, this thread's title should be "The NO YOU'RE WRONG Game"  :trout:
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2007, 01:41:43 AM »
You phail miserable Pragima!

Your is a much better phrase to use. Instead of the six character you're, you have the 4 character your. It takes approximately 1 second to write 2 characters. So if you write your instead of you're 1200 times, you will not be wasting 1 hour of your life! Think of the time you will save.

Pandas suck.

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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2007, 03:10:20 AM »
Ah, but your is the possessive second person, not the contraction of "you are".
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Offline Algerianbania

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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2007, 03:52:23 AM »
I would rather save that one second of my life.

anyway, my statement is Pandas Suck
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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #6 on: May 10, 2007, 01:38:19 PM »
No, you're wrong.

You may not know this, but pandas don't suck; they blow.  While eating bamboo, they blow down through the middle of the tasty morsel, using the moisture and air pressure pushed through with their breath to loosen individual fibers for easier digesting.

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Offline MythicalPuma

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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #7 on: May 10, 2007, 01:45:10 PM »
No, your wrong

What do staples do? Hold paper together? The pen is much better then the staple, for without the pen, the staple would only be holding together blank sheets of paper! Even better then the pen however, is the pencil, for if you make a mistake, you can just erase it! Brilliant!

Luigi is a worse character then Mario.
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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #8 on: May 10, 2007, 01:51:37 PM »
No, you're wrong.

A humble man, Luigi keeps to himself and calmly saves the day in the background while Mario hogs the spotlight like the arrogant attention whore he truly is.  In addition, Luigi wears green and we all know green is a much better color than red (easier on the eyes and very flattering).  Luigi is taller than Mario, making him sexier by default.  Plus, Mario beats his wife.

Link would kick Samus' ass in a fight to the death.
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Offline MythicalPuma

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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2007, 03:30:21 PM »
No, your crazy

Link has a sword and shield, and some other misc. items. Samus has a gun, a very powerful and versatile one at that. Guns beat swords. Period.

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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2007, 04:59:32 PM »
That misspelt title is really annoying me, being the pedantic asshole I am. Just thought I'd point that out. Anyway...

No, you're wrong.

I know zilch about ice hockey, so I'm just going to pass off Wikipedia's knowledge as my own here. The Buffalo Sabres are a long established team, founded in 1970, compared to the Senators fifteen year run. The Sabres have been getting steadily better year by year; they won 24 games out of 78 in their first season, and 52 out of 82 games last year. They are currently beating the Senators by 8 points. Furthermore, look at all those trophies the Sabres have won, compared with the Senators' pitiful four. There is no question that the Sabres are clearly superior.

Everybody loves Raymond.
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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #11 on: May 10, 2007, 05:07:23 PM »
No, You're wrong.

The fact is nobody likes Raymond. It's a bland sitcom which is recycling the same old family/wife jokes that have been around since two weeks before the invention of wives and families. In an international survey of everyone only one person admitted to liking Raymond. Now that that fool has been shot into the sun it can be safely said that NOBODY likes Raymond. For the record any sitcom which has to install laugh tracks has done so because it is easier to put laughs into a show instead of jokes.

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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #12 on: May 10, 2007, 05:32:11 PM »
No, you're wrong.

I mean, really, really wrong. We're talking about nuclear weapons, right? The ones that can destroy an entire city? I really don't think the duck and cover method is applicable here. Even if you ducked into a bomb shelter and covered yourself in metal, there'd be very little chance of surviving. On a vaguely related note, this is a much better strategy.

Aliens walk among us.
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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #13 on: May 10, 2007, 06:46:17 PM »
No, you're wrong.

Look here, aliens advanced enough to have the technology to travel here from other galaxies have clearly evolved beyond the need to walk.  Even if they haven't transcended matter to exist in a state of pure energy, they'd at least have hoverpads upon which to float about.

The moon landing really happened.
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Re: the NO YOUR WRONG! game
« Reply #14 on: May 10, 2007, 07:06:02 PM »
No, you're gullible.

The moon landing couldn't possibly have happened. Neither could any of the subsequent ones. Why? The moon doesn't actually exist. That's right, the whole thing is just an elaborate hoax. Think about it; an object that heavy, caught in the Earth's gravitational field, would surely come crashing down on top of us. It is more likely to be a hologram or some such, used as a ruse for astronomers to collect huge amounts of government funding to spend extravagently on wild parties.

Superman could totally beat Batman in a fight.
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