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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #210 on: August 02, 2007, 02:20:10 AM »
The Brotherhood loses direction after so many people of differing philosophy join.

All cars must be steam powered
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #211 on: August 02, 2007, 06:59:04 PM »
People frequently suffer steam burns when checking under the hood.

No staplers allowed!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #212 on: August 02, 2007, 07:44:36 PM »
Paper clips reign supreme but quickly become corrupted with absolute power... and that's when glue makes it move.

Senate votes will now include the options: For, Against, Abstain and All of the Above
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #213 on: August 03, 2007, 04:00:58 PM »
Overall confusion leads to a decline in activity and everyone drops out.  No legislature = no laws.

Bandanas with solid colors are forbidden; patterns only.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #214 on: August 03, 2007, 04:15:13 PM »
The law is defeated when someone makes a bandanna which seems solid but actual has the pattern and the background being the same colour.

Everyone must have at least one console gaming system which is 20 years or older in their house
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #215 on: August 08, 2007, 11:05:32 PM »
People are exposed to the classics.  Yay!

Everybody must listen to at least one song in another language each day (and at least one of them must be a new song).
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #216 on: August 09, 2007, 10:58:40 PM »
People begin spontaneously speaking in tongues.

Men must put the toilet seat down.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #217 on: August 09, 2007, 11:00:26 PM »
Humanity goes extinct as all fertile men are jailed for violating the law.

Everybody must write a piano ballad.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #218 on: August 11, 2007, 11:50:30 AM »
99% of humanity dies. The ones left are old men and cheap ugly women.

Everybody can fly!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #219 on: August 15, 2007, 01:17:15 PM »
Flying loses its former appeal, as humankind becomes jaded and seeks more volatile measures of fanciful entertainment.  Lost limbs abound.

Every time you vote [insert political group to which you are averse], God kills a kitten.
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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #220 on: August 15, 2007, 11:46:21 PM »
Quote from: Barakarin on August 11, 2007, 11:50:30 AM
99% of humanity dies. The ones left are old men and cheap ugly women.

Everybody can fly!

There are definitely hot writers of piano ballads (who aren't cheap, either).

Like her and her.

Now, who can identify them?

The members of PETA go into a catatonic state each election, and Christianity takes a huge blow as kittens become an endangered species.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #221 on: August 15, 2007, 11:47:17 PM »
most of the people go WTF?!

Everybody must see Griff as the best character in red vs. blue.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #222 on: August 16, 2007, 03:12:08 PM »
Quote from: Barakarin on August 15, 2007, 11:47:17 PM
most of the people go WTF?!

Everybody must see Griff as the best character in red vs. blue.

*What?  Didn't expect that, did ya?  Don't know who either one is, do you?  Sorry for forgetting a question...that PETA one was my response*

Mass suicide as everyone's self esteem plummets because they are lazy and always getting picked on.

The only way to get into a computer is to hack into it.
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"I believe every single person is extraordinary. The tragedy is that we
have a society where too many people never get to fulfill that
extraordinary potential. My view – the liberal view – is that
government’s job is to help them to do it. Not to tell people how to
live their lives. But to make their choices possible, to release their
potential, no matter who they are. The way to do that is to take power away from those who hoard it. To challenge vested interests. To break down privilege. To clear out the bottlenecks in our society that block opportunity and block progress. And so give everyone a chance to live the life they want." - Nick Clegg, Leader of the Liberal Democrats and Deputy Prime Minister of the United Kingdom

Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #223 on: August 16, 2007, 03:31:28 PM »
Stupid people are electrocuted when they try to hack into the computer using an axe.

Everybody must be like Ned Flanders, okily dokeily?
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #224 on: August 16, 2007, 03:36:04 PM »
most people become fanatics, and the crusade's happen again.

Everybody must watch red vs. blue
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