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Offline Trey

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #120 on: July 03, 2007, 11:01:29 PM »
Once again, WHAT IS GOING ON???!!!???
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #121 on: July 04, 2007, 01:00:48 AM »
I think what's going on is that you posted this for a quick last post instead of a proper pwnage of the subforum
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #122 on: July 04, 2007, 03:14:28 AM »
People have to actually LEARN how to run a computer.  And they crash a whole lot less.

Politicians must submit to lie detectors whenever the public demands it.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #123 on: July 04, 2007, 06:29:28 AM »
Incessant beeping deafens all!

All narrations must be in german
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #124 on: July 04, 2007, 07:23:27 PM »
we all speak german

Everybody must play video games and live in there mothers basemnt.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #125 on: July 04, 2007, 07:40:27 PM »
Orphans are homeless and basement flood usually claim several lives.

Cereal may only be eaten between the hours of 2pm and 3am
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #126 on: July 04, 2007, 07:55:42 PM »
nobody listens to the law.

everybody must watch the entire Matirx trigoly.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #127 on: July 06, 2007, 01:19:58 PM »
Everyone is so hyped up after the excellence of the first that their brains slowly decay during the second, and worst, of the three.  This kills off the vast majority of the human population; those who survive are the ones for whom the film was neither subtitled nor dubbed in a language they understand.

The internet and phones become illegal.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #128 on: July 06, 2007, 05:20:09 PM »
People with stock in carrier pigeons become billionaires over night, although society collapses so money becomes worthless.

Everyone with even a shred of Awesomeness in them must join The Party or be forever be only partly Awesome!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #129 on: July 06, 2007, 06:10:39 PM »
When everyone in the world becomes Awesome, Awesomeness is devalued and no one cares about it anymore.  :(

Alcohol is only legal between 5-11am.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #130 on: July 06, 2007, 06:44:33 PM »
From 11:01am to 4:59am paper bags can be seen in many a winos hand

Everyone must give up their worldly possessions and live together in peace, happiness and love
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #131 on: July 06, 2007, 07:02:38 PM »
It lasts about three days before people start killing each other over the few remaining televisions and microwaves.

Whips are the new handshakes.
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #132 on: July 06, 2007, 07:17:06 PM »
I go back to waving and high fives.

1337 $p3^|<  or death!
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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #133 on: July 06, 2007, 07:52:51 PM »
Everybody dies because nobody understands the $p3^|< part.

Everybody must play at least 1 MMORPG

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Offline Tacolicious

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Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #134 on: July 06, 2007, 07:58:39 PM »
A cookie to the first person to tell me what "$p3^|<" is
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