Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?

News: Post a large number of kitten macros and .gifs so that no space on the forum is left bare!

« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 6 7 [8] 9 10 ... 16

Author Topic: Stupid Laws  (Read 9661 times)

Offline New History lovers

  • *
  • Posts: 314
  • The Flag of NHL
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #105 on: June 30, 2007, 10:47:32 PM »
Nerds everywhere rejoice.

Bill Gates is made High King of the State of Microsoft, formerly known as "The Americas and European Union"
Logged

Offline Bara

  • *
  • Posts: 10033
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #106 on: June 30, 2007, 11:48:05 PM »
We all have laptops given to us for free

Quote from: New History lovers on June 30, 2007, 10:47:32 PM
Nerds everywhere rejoice.

LIAR!!!! GEEKS SHALL!

Geeks are in control of the world
Logged
Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Khem

  • Pha bless you.
  • Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 6171
  • OG-Citizen
    • Khem
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #107 on: July 01, 2007, 12:07:47 AM »
all pretty girls wind up dressed like anime characters..... hmm not a bad plan.

everyone must accept my word as absolute law. first words being sex is a great thing.
Logged

Peoples Confederation of Holy Isles of al'Khem
:tai: Persona :tai: Worldbuilding Guide :tai: Nation of al'Khem :tai:

Offline Tacolicious

  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Tacoman
  • *
  • Posts: 4898
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #108 on: July 01, 2007, 12:51:11 AM »
No one argues the first words but it is secretly rumored that you must have stolen the one ring from Frodo.

A tomato a day shall keep the doctor away
Logged
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


Delicious Comrade of the most Awesome Party

Offline Khem

  • Pha bless you.
  • Citizen
  • *
  • Posts: 6171
  • OG-Citizen
    • Khem
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #109 on: July 01, 2007, 01:06:41 AM »
hospitals will be replaced by tomato bars.

smoking pot is mandatory.
Logged

Peoples Confederation of Holy Isles of al'Khem
:tai: Persona :tai: Worldbuilding Guide :tai: Nation of al'Khem :tai:

Offline Tacolicious

  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Tacoman
  • *
  • Posts: 4898
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #110 on: July 01, 2007, 01:23:47 AM »
I'm a happy mellow fellow and setup a shop that teaches people how to roll awesome joints.

All text must be of the scrolling variety
Logged
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


Delicious Comrade of the most Awesome Party

Offline Bara

  • *
  • Posts: 10033
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #111 on: July 01, 2007, 12:31:17 PM »
Paper becomes obsolete.

Anybody can own a gun
Logged
Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Heleria

  • *
  • Posts: 49
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #112 on: July 01, 2007, 04:38:55 PM »
One global problem is solved: the too high rising of population

Alcohol is outlawed.
Logged
Credo in Deum patrem omnipotentem, creatorem caeli et terrae; Et in Iesum Christum, filium eius unicum, dominum nostrum, qui conceptus est de Spiritu sancto, natus ex Maria virgine, passus sub Pontio Pilato, crucifixus, mortuus et sepultus, descendit ad infernos, tertia die resurrexit a mortuis, ascendit ad caelos, sedet ad dexteram dei patris omnipotentis, inde venturus est iudicare vivos et mortuos;
Credo in Spiritum sanctum, sanctam ecclesiam catholicam, sanctorum communionem, remissionem peccatorum,
carnis resurrectionem, et vitam aeternam. Amen.

Offline Bara

  • *
  • Posts: 10033
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #113 on: July 01, 2007, 04:43:32 PM »
The same thing happened like it did during the probation.
Logged
Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Tacolicious

  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Tacoman
  • *
  • Posts: 4898
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #114 on: July 01, 2007, 10:29:22 PM »
The whole unspoken law thing doesn't work

Ye who smelt it, dealt it!
Logged
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


Delicious Comrade of the most Awesome Party

Offline Bara

  • *
  • Posts: 10033
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #115 on: July 01, 2007, 10:42:15 PM »
nothing really new happened.

Everybody must live in there moms basement and play Warhammer 40k


Logged
Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Tacolicious

  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Tacoman
  • *
  • Posts: 4898
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #116 on: July 01, 2007, 11:55:00 PM »
The human race goes extinct from lack of breeding.

Everyone must learn DOS, windows is outlawed
Logged
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


Delicious Comrade of the most Awesome Party

Offline Bara

  • *
  • Posts: 10033
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #117 on: July 01, 2007, 11:57:02 PM »
whats DOS
Logged
Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.

Offline Tacolicious

  • Your Friendly Neighborhood Tacoman
  • *
  • Posts: 4898
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #118 on: July 01, 2007, 11:59:25 PM »
Old text based OS

c:\

cd c:\games\d2

doom2.exe

cd..

dir

dir /a /p

move c:\games\d2\doom2.exe c:\games

deltree c:\games\cc
Logged
http://www.nationstates.net/wheresoever

"Reality is an illusion albeit a persistant one"
"Wisest is he who knows he is not wise"
"Nothing is fun when you have to do it, that's why you don't see a lot of old whores giggling over sex"


Delicious Comrade of the most Awesome Party

Offline Bara

  • *
  • Posts: 10033
Re: Stupid Laws
« Reply #119 on: July 02, 2007, 12:13:49 AM »
oh...
Logged
Quote from: Solnath on May 01, 2008, 09:53:18 PM
Bara, King of Spam, Slayer of Spelling, Vanquisher of Grammar.
Pages: 1 ... 6 7 [8] 9 10 ... 16
« previous next »